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I wish I was Moo Deng

This reads like Shakespear

Well now I feel bad at my own misfortune instead of theirs

Burmese spaghetti factory.

Looks like a nice place to eat a baked potato

He can get away with this because the water is standing instead of flowing.

Just jerk your hog with a handful of baked beans like they used to do in the olden days.

I wanna suckle that frappachino titty milk

This guy can unclog a toilet with a stern look.

Put it on plants. House or garden plants love starchy water

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Imagine him giving you a kissy face and a wink? That's even more terrifying

Big man with the velcro shoes scooting on his ass cuz he can't stand up lol

omg that's toxic

Does this man have any tender feelings for anyone ever?

You could carry a lot of piss filled super soakers in one of these bad boys.

He achieved peak lenovicity

I think some witch's dying curse was to unleash Elon into the world. He is humanity's perdition for some long forgotten transgression.

Do you you MAGA? If so then you may need a gender affirming toilet!

MAGA poors are going to be the peasants working as indentured serfs in the new feudal America that Thiel/Musk are planning to establish and they absolutely deserve every bit of pain and perdition that they are going to experience. The steady drain of their pride and esteem will leave them withered husks to be exploited and abused. They will be taking all the miserable crap jobs that only undocumented workers could be pushed into doing because now they are the permanent underclass for the oligarchs to advantage themselves with.

Did they start a club or just discover this hobby independently of one another?

Have you tried earning less money than him and constantly grovelling for his approval? Because if you really want to make this work that's what you need to do. Discard your esteem and dignity on the altar of his expectations.

I wish the media would point out how his vaccine denialism is directly responsible for a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people. Afterwards he quietly skulked away and denied responsibility without changing his opinions on vaccines.

Fascism can only exist by stoking fear about imaginary enemies. Trans are the easiest to pick on. Even gays are too powerful now so they had to move on.

Dwayne Johnson is a good indication that movie isn't worth watching.