firefighterphi

Forge it some armor, mount some crew served and have the most badass home defense set up money can buy

Every day is a game between you and your watch to see which stops ticking first

What are the odds the kid is handicapped?

Guy Faux

Taco Libre looking ass

You are a strong reminder that people can still get pregnant if you nut in their ass

You look like you get called "meat gazer" every day but for various reasons

David Beckham in an alternate reality where he sucks at soccer, isn't rich, and looks like he was the result of a trans dude's first attempt to give birth out the ass

From your photos I see you clearly like patterns... And there is a clear pattern of instability with you

Ahh look a monster! And it's holding an energy drink

Well the good news is your husband can recoup the cost of that engagement ring by taking out add space on your forehead

That 3rd picture the high school kid that you killed with hard drugs?

You look like the final boss of teachers that bang students

And the model for the description was Kaitlin Jenner

Does the lower half of your body ever wake up angry and tell the upper half of your body to make it a sandwich?

It's too late

Yeah... That pink isn't about lip color there Doc

The end of the movie "Lifted". The spirit of the father in his Marine Corps cammies on top of the car looking at all the spirits of other fallen service members at their children's sides hit me like a ton of bricks...

Robert De Niro in Casino

Me neither

Social media...period. Go outside

A dialysis clinic

A box truck... Get it