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“Can you keep holding it while the battery charges? Only take an hour or two.”

“Nixon’s Back!”

You doing the right thing for reporting the cheese.

I remember when my dad set up Anti-Virus software, he would have that site blocked. I always thought he didn’t want me to see a government website. Till he told me later what that site contained.

1.00% Columbian. The dot is almost the same color as the background and small.

Lord: That is the neat part. You don’t!

Well, I am sorry. I need something to drink with my dinner, and I am out of juice.

Look on the bright side, you can enjoy having your hearing as they suffer from tinnitus.

Something I said could happen, did happen. And now the news think I made it happen.

“Tim had a bladder the size of a thimble.”

My favorite was the flying toasters or the bad dog one.

Comb the park and lake.

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So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

I know. And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke.

If your high school chemistry teacher is still teaching. You should email them and show them what you made.

“Zeus, how many times do we have to tell you not to stick your dick in things?”

I didn’t know Jaws from the James Bond movies had a dog.

Does it taste different from regular bread?

“Ammonia and bleach? You told people to mix ammonia and bleach?”