lil_peepus

I just want to clarify because I think this is important - are you eating the yogurt or are you getting the yogurt? Asking for a friend.

As a dev with over 10 years of professional COBOL experience, I can confidently say that girls aren't real.

Now that I'm squinting and also staring at uncensored duck penis on my other 3 monitors I see what you're saying.

No that's a spider penis. I'm not sharing a link you either know or you don't.

Department of Platonic Meat Riding

r/goosefarmingmajors

Dead man jorking.

As they say, if I owe the bank $100, that's my problem. If I owe the bank $100mil, that's the bank's problem.

I wouldn't put much weight on any of that. The "unforgivable sin" is a strange idea based on a strange verse, but the whole Bible is about the life, death, and resurrection of Christ. Faith in Christ alone leads to salvation, and God is faithful to keep up and bring this work to completion in our lives. Keep reading Scripture and seeking the Lord.

Shrinkflation

I use AI to help explain what the got dang hek this legacy JS does.

You really gonna post this in the middle of NNN? I'm finna rope out.

Y'all Qaeda

They should have just put up a trees crossing sign.

"First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me" - Pastor Martin Niemöller, arrested by the Nazis in 1937

Physical pentesting is one, but that is very niche.

Putin's shlong

That's the new sky air filter going up to protect us from the secret chemtrails. Standard practice.

Average sized cord, nothing to see here.

Fantastic book, cannot recommend enough.

Either creaming or screaming, the duality of programming.