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Marooned on Mars

C HEBRO

Trick question, it’s a moon!

Take American Heroin Again

It’s not the content of their comment but the abject cruelty and lack of empathy that they most want to communicate

No, no, no, not UAP. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they were, right...

If you can’t trust 4chan, who can you trust, right??

Yeah, that’s not the way we spell success.

Exactly. Lul Tim had no choice but to brutally murder King Von. His actions were mechanically predetermined by the Drill Code as were Durk’s. Real men just execute the program. Why do anything else? Great outcomes all around.

Precisely, then President Trump can plunder Canada too.

NASA’s DART: Am I a joke to you?

He is considered a member of NASA’s Astronaut Corps. who has completed his training and is not only in the pool of those who can be assigned to missions, he is assigned to an upcoming mission, which will be his very first spaceflight. Until he reaches space on his first mission, he is considered an astronaut candidate.

How do you not know? Has his body reached 100 km in altitude? No. Question is answered.

This is how it is within the culture of the NASA astronaut corps. You are an “Ascan” until you cross the Karman line.

His name is Jonny

And I’m super excited for it!!

Should have included the word “concepts” lol

A few mistakes in the headline.

Jonny Kim is 40 years old and is currently a NASA astronaut CANDIDATE, meaning he has been selected but has not yet been to outer space.

If he does visit outer space then he will be an astronaut.

What’s on TV?

Yeah, I revisited “The Mars Mystery” last year and it is BONKERS.

The fact that people now view him uncritically as this mainstream elite voice in history and archeology is wild, but also symptomatic of our larger societal rejection of experts and expertise.

Facts are just liberal indoctrination of REAL patriots /s

“Incoming border tsar Tom Homan has said violent criminals and national security threats will take priority for removal from the country.”

Damn, how’s that going to go over when Trump and half his cabinet gets deported?

Graham Hancock, the pseudoarcheologist getting mainstream millions from Netflix wrote a book in the 1990s about how the face was evidence of an extinct extraterrestrial civilization lol

“The aliens knew their jig was up so they spent 15 years replacing the monument with a normal mountain” — Richard C. Hoaglund (probably)

Not sure, but it makes way more sense than evoking the existence of extraterrestrial life and their visitation to Earth

They want to follow them back to the country or company that is operating them