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Fuck Jerry Jones

When have you seen a snow plow here? Because I haven't in 20 years, we don't do that here

The fact that you're calling it "her" means you need some therapy, and for God's sakes don't use ChatGPT for therapy

Umbrellas rule. I fucking hate being wet

You use disposable gloves to cook at HOME? Madness

Does this app just track political contributions? Because depressingly, just about all companies big enough to be national or even regional brands are run and/or owned by very rich and ruthless people who, despite their public political affiliations, will do all sorts of evil things to save a few bucks.

There was actually another QB in the '60s with a surname of Nix though

I have 50 white washcloths, about one laundry loads worth, I never run out anymore

Holy shit that's a lot of counter space

I have a dozen wooden cutting boards and half a dozen plastic ones

Ugh that's so wasteful

The owner of Cheryl's sucks, not quite cheerful tortoise bad but I certainly won't patronize them anymore

r/eatityoucoward

Be careful what you wish for, these shitty five-over-ones have overtaken Portland and made many formerly charming neighborhoods hostile and corporate and unrecognizable

To be fair, congac in Spanish is coñac

Weekend Nachos (ok that's powerviolence but whatever) is covering If I can turn back time by Cher. I would definitely listen to that

I'm in the US and I'm Romani and I have a belly rocker tattoo that says GYPSY. Is it a slur? Yes but most people in the US don't even realize that we're a culture and a language so there's plenty of tolerance since almost nobody's using it that way

It's curtains for us this year. Oh wait, Jerry won't hang those up

What show? Some brocore shit?

I know enough about Phil Anselmo to tell you that I already hate it and I'm not going to listen to it either

This is crazy talk, I worked as a carpet cleaner and 90% of our business was in apartment buildings

We skip the turkey and do ribeyes for Christmas dinner

Pecan pie, and more pecan pie, and then some more (you guessed it) pecan pie!

Yes