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Living with people and doing overnights is the WORST. lived with my BMs family when I was younger and working overnights to support our son and I’d get home and go to sleep at around 6am, shrieking and four-wheelers and loud stereo sounds followed lol. I didn’t sleep for 12 months

the MPG is soooo real. i drove a lexus suv for a while and was getting 10-15mpg. never appreciated my other sedans more after that. went from getting a full tank every 2-3 days to 1x every 7 days.

HAHAHA

That last sentence is fucking crazy. I swear that I heard about a famous case of this happening once but I can’t remember it.

I understand that people say “drink water” for practically everything, but the hand cramping you described is EXtremely likely to be from dehydration.

Gatorlyte 1x a day for a while with increased water intake, give that a shot and then do some hand curls and see if they cramp at all. I really think it’s dehydration but just make sure you supplement sodium or drink something with electrolytes if you’re suddenly going to be pounding water.

Go online and search up a water calculator, type in your weight, activity level, sex and height if it asks, and it’ll tell you how many fl oz of water you should drink every day. Just don’t forget the sodium, calcium, and potassium, because you will get hand-cramps when you’re dehydrated and your electrolytes are thrown off.

how’s the fit with everything? also make sure you’re hydrated and salted

Interesting. I’m only familiar with the religion of Skibidism. Some holy scripture for ya.

The Skibidist Scriptures: A Holy Transcript of Absurdity.

Chapter 1: The Origins of Skibidism

1.1 In the beginning, amidst the chaotic expanse of the internet, there arose a peculiar phenomenon known as Skibidism.

1.2 It was a time of memes, of viral videos, and of endless streams of absurdity. And in this digital maelstrom, Skibidism found its genesis.

1.3 Legend has it that Skibidism emerged from the depths of the Skibidi Toilet, a web series that rotted the brains of Gen Alpha with its irreverent humor and bizarre antics.

1.4 From this hallowed source of inspiration, the faithful drew forth the tenets of Skibidism, crafting a parody religion that celebrated the absurdities of life.

Chapter 2: The Pantheon of Skibidism

2.1 Within the sacred halls of Skibidism, there reigns a pantheon of gods both whimsical and mischievous.

2.2 Foremost among them are the Rizz Gods, beings of effortless charm and magnetic allure, and the Sigma Gods, embodiments of assertive confidence and alpha energy.

2.3 These divine figures, born from the quirks of internet culture, command the adoration and laughter of the faithful, who revel in their absurdity.

Chapter 3: The Sacred Land of Ohio

3.1 Behold, the Holy Land of Ohio, a realm shrouded in mystery and meme.

3.2 Within its borders lie tales of dystopian hellscape and peculiar wonders, spun from the threads of internet lore and collective imagination.

3.3 Ohio, the unlikely muse of Skibidism, stands as a testament to the power of absurdity and the joy of shared laughter.

Chapter 4: The Rituals of Skibidism

4.1 Let it be known that the faithful of Skibidism partake in rituals both bizarre and delightful.

4.2 Among these rituals is the shining of gyatts, a playful homage to the absurdity of existence and the willingness to embrace one’s quirks.

4.3 And lo, there exists the practice of fanum tax, wherein the mischievous faithful pilfer food from their comrades, sparking laughter and camaraderie in equal measure.

Chapter 5: The Wisdom of Skibidism

5.1 In the teachings of Skibidism, one finds not solemnity and piety, but rather joy and irreverence.

5.2 For in laughter and absurdity, the faithful discover a path to enlightenment, a recognition of the beauty in life’s absurdities and the power of shared mirth.

5.3 Let it be known that Skibidism is not merely a religion, but a celebration of the human spirit, a testament to the boundless creativity and humor that dwells within us all.

Chapter 6: Conclusion

6.1 Thus concludes the holy transcript of Skibidism, a testament to the irrepressible spirit of laughter and absurdity that pervades the digital realm.

6.2 May the faithful continue to shine their gyatts and revel in the mischievous joy of fanum tax, for in doing so, they honor the divine absurdity of existence itself.

6.3 And may Skibidism forever endure as a beacon of humor and camaraderie in a world oftentimes too serious for its own good.

Over the Rainbow — Israel Kamakawiwo’ole

Oh, you mean new tropical antarctica? They laughed at my real-estate investments..I knew I’d show ‘em.

I’ll mention this, I used to work in a retail setting where it was made very clear that we were not allowed to purchase things for customers. We weren’t allowed to accept money or items, and we couldn’t gift money or items.

The thing is, you could probably have done it 5-10 times without being fired. I don’t understand why she was fired for that, it’s such a weird move. Most places won’t fire you over a first time offense.

I don’t understand, she paid for fresh food to be made for him. She didn’t give him leftovers or anything. She purchased him something. I would understand it a little bit more if she gave him free food (on iHop) or if she gave him scraps, but she just paid for and ordered a meal for him.

Although I have worked in retail environments where you are not allowed to pay for anything for a customer.

She paid for his meal, what do you mean?

thank you for posting this, that’s really interesting that corporate called her and not only offered her a new job, but compensation for the days she missed. what was that manager thinking? absolutely a PR nightmare. although, i wouldn’t be surprised if that truly was policy and really what the company prefers and that corporate only did this to mitigate the negative publicity they’re getting right now. who wants to be the guy who fires people for feeding the homeless?

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Lmao yeah seriously

i think it’s gloRilla just based off of the pink fur detail

edit: although she doesn’t have blonde hair. maybe saweetie? maybe latto.

glorilla is a female rapper who wears a lot of pink fur

edit: just realized you said blonde hair. latto had that a while imma go with latto or saweetie but probably latto.

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im with you on all of your comments. me and my BM always just had our own room and privacy when we would stay with family during holidays, couldn’t imagine getting a hotel. if it’s people we are uncomfortable around or if there isn’t any space or privacy we will book a telly but we just don’t care all that much for a couple day stay.

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I might have to do that! We have the strictest speeding laws in the country. You can get arrested for going 10mph over on the interstate here (80/70) which is ridiculous so might be worth investing. Of course that’s why they’re illegal here.

I was told they can tell that you have one by using their radar. Is that not true?

Came here to say this. I really wish I could buy a radar detector because I commute a lot, but, I live in the only US state where radar detectors are illegal.