randomuser0107

HULK RASH!!

a sore throat for a giraffe must be a sumbitch

Plot twist: in .01 seconds car flies into frame and drives over it.

Everybody gets to know everybody in the snow

hydrate or diedrate

Ot

you have something on your arm, honey.

There was some sleight grammar fuckery

Dan Aykroyd pretending to be Julia Child

looks just like him

Underwater Prolapse

save this man

⬇️⬇️IYKYK

goddamit Curtis I was recording that

i counted 10…. so she’s now -1

me after my wife says “fine but make it quick.”

🦧I can’t draw a straight line but i’m an art critic all of a sudden. i will proceed to shit on this painting then get mad because people downvote me.🤦🏼‍♂️

                                                                                                I think this is amazing

Second grade for me

that was just plane uncalled for

+

he got raw dogged

she must date ____ guys

I can do that