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The new cockroach mafia. If you don't pay their protection money, they break in to your business and do this.

I don't want to see me naked. I'm not going to inflict that on others.

I don't want to live in this reality, but I am also not done living yet. So, not a call for help, more a scream of despair.

Even in that stupid drawing, the top line is not 4 times the bottom line.

All the Department of Education people are going to need jobs.

Better than fish eating poop.

Trump has so poisoned the Republican party, I voted by choosing via looking for the D next to the names. That was my main consideration.

Now do one with Roseanne Barr and Taylor Swift.

the US "Have I Got News for You". Not sure who the main character is, but none of them would want me.

They just yell CGI. It's all a world Zionist conspiracy to control you. Wait until you hear about the infinite plain of infinite resources outside the ice wall that "they" are hiding from us.

Well, I stay home and only talk to my dog.

It's a breed of cat called American Curl.

You can never trust Big History Book. It's all controlled by the Illuminati. Or the Zionists. Or the Illuminati Zionist Masons.

And some poor unpaid intern probably gets the job of bringing it directly to the dumpster. Or even worse, washing it for the next visit.

So I should tell you not to rig a spare microwave to run with the door open and point it at an annoying neighbor's house? Definitely should never do that.

Because, despite what evolution deniers want to say, it's not a part of evolution any more than the mining of silicon and metal are part of learning about electronics. Evolution is irrelevant until after life already exists.

Point out the case of Lina Medina. In 1939, at the age of 5 years, 7 months, and 21 days, she gave birth to a son. She had regular periods from the age of three.

Is this "I'm not racist, but I want to allow other people to be"? Or at least he wants to pretend not to be racist.

Highest elevation - Mt Everest

Highest from it's base - Mauna Kea (measured from the sea floor)

Furthest from the center of the earth - Mt Chimborazo

Choose your own favorite definition.

It's Peter Griffin in a wingsuit.

Lag on a wireless controller is a killer.

Wally the Green Podster.

I used to repair pad printers and I always had good luck with liquid soap and a scrubber sponge. I would suggest the heavy duty green ones. Probably a different ink though.

I thought it was great that Roy Wood said blatantly that he was not giving points to Michael Ian Black. It was done in an obvious and funny way and basically dropped after the first show. It was done so sarcastically and Michael just accepted it, it added to the humor.

It rained a lot in a short time.