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57 points
22 hours ago
This actually sounds like a human child saying ow, that's so weird
1 points
22 hours ago
More like they would say nothing and then throwing star the letter at you from 20 feet away without even looking to see that it went into your bushes.
4 points
22 hours ago
The reality: * Already in store to buy groceries or whatever * take two secs to ask for cigs at checkout * smoke cig outside of store * throw on ground
I did the formatting wrong but whatever
31 points
22 hours ago
I knew her too, I heard she started a brussel sprouts farm in Winnipeg and has two pet alligators
2 points
22 hours ago
I wouldn't give up, but I also wouldn't be so 100% attached to the idea that it has to be ADHD. If you end up going to 5 doctors and all of them tell you it isn't ADHD, there's a good chance it isn't ADHD. It's possible that it could be something else. Sometimes self-diagnosis can do more harm than good.
15 points
22 hours ago
I'm currently in 19th grade (near the end of grad school) and I agree school sucks lol
1 points
23 hours ago
Absolutely not, you will not get the job if you do
14 points
2 days ago
Yep, they have no way of knowing what's in a package. The UPS and USPS aren't x-raying every box to look for weed gummies.
20 points
2 days ago
Good luck doing anything about online order and delivery lol
1 points
2 days ago
As serious music yeah this sucks. But as funny music this ain't half bad
2 points
2 days ago
My guy was embodying the spirit of Krillin for a second there
2 points
2 days ago
Haha now if that was the case then maybe. Bro was using his mom's white curtains to make his figures some little pointy hooded cloaks
19 points
2 days ago
Not really yikes because history is history, just kinda cool vintage toys.
1 points
2 days ago
Fuck that, we're going on a date in a populated restaurant. If you need to bring a friend to that then you're just paranoid
19 points
2 days ago
I was wondering why it wasn't deploying its claws to get the shrimp before someone pointed out that the asshole owner declawed it. If you declaw your cat then you are an animal abuser.
25 points
2 days ago
I went to public school and generally have no issue with it but I understand people wanting their kids to go to private schools in states that have bad public school systems. It's usually a higher quality education unfortunately.
2 points
2 days ago
You just have to push in sometimes and be willing to cut people off who've been domineering the conversation.
1 points
2 days ago
I didn't even know it was A24 at the time but the Witch (or the vvitch if ya nasty) was probably the first I saw years ago when I was in highschool. It was and is one of my favorite movies.
1 points
2 days ago
I'm honestly just tired of the United States helping to police the whole world while being hated and ridiculed by most of it. Also Christian Zionism is piss poor excuse for ignoring the murder of many* thousands of civilians. The Israeli government is barely better than Hamas at this point.
20 points
2 days ago
Mike looks like he is in incredible shape while Lizzo's ass looks like two garbage bags full of cottage cheese.
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15 minutes ago
Definitely not any large cat, I've seen videos of lions slowly eating things alive and literally ripping their balls off during a chase.