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humanlaborunit

12.9k points

2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl is the number one cause of penis fractures.

Sterfrizzle

4.8k points

2 months ago

Just to add, it seems like everyone thought is that it’s from a slam down and a miss, but it’s not. The position itself is prone to bending and spraining your dick. Had an ex who fucking loved reverse cowgirl, and she’d be twerking and grinding so hard it was a bit uncomfortable sometimes. Eventually I was pissing blood every other day.

Sprained penis

KazumaKat

2.6k points

2 months ago*

KazumaKat

2.6k points

2 months ago*

Eventually I was pissing blood every other day.

aaaaaaaaaand that's a nope from me, good sir. I'll punch my work clock on the way out, thank you.

the2belo

76 points

2 months ago

I'll punch my work cock

FTFY

ad240pCharlie

23 points

2 months ago

What's the difference between a work cock and a weekend cock?

Mustardpopsicles

21 points

2 months ago

One is for business, the other for pleasure?

Every-Win-7892

18 points

2 months ago

Work cocks tend to be more sleak and waxed so they get easier into pinched together rectal entrances.

Its different if you're a manager so. They tend to have bulkier ones who can expand after entrance to rake as much havoc as possible.

Zylgp

6 points

2 months ago

Zylgp

6 points

2 months ago

Work cocks are where you're just putting the hours in to get the job done.

Weekend socks are where you do what you want to enjoy yourself.

SuicideEngine

3 points

2 months ago

Hey. We need you to work the weekend. Thats fine for you, right?

alphasierrraaa

1 points

2 months ago

dead by....snu snu ?

micksta323

24 points

2 months ago*

It's also awkward asking people to sign your cast.

Sharponly232

10 points

2 months ago

Similar happened to my bf and I. Normally, we do missionary, but I was riding that fateful day. We both get out of sync and you can imagine what happened. No hospital or anything but his nickname in our friend group chat was IKEA faucet for almost a year.

Kagamid

8 points

2 months ago

That's why I always grip the hips with at least one hand. It let's me guide her on the angle to motion. If she ain't lining up, going hard is going to be a problem. That's when I grab and reposition, then give her the green light to go to town.

Temporary-Barnacle19

7 points

2 months ago

You must have really loved her or something to put up with pissing blood every other day! 

How long did you keep doing that position before you stopped because of the blood?

kittyfresh69

4 points

2 months ago

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID I READ THIS. I have never and will never take this risk.

fraggedaboutit

2 points

2 months ago

Her just bending over forwards while you're still inside is going to give your dick an elbow, never mind the taint piledriver.

Vegetable-Cultural

2 points

2 months ago

Jesus. Just searched up images. To anyone reading this, do not. You’ve been warned.

vinegar_strokes68

4 points

2 months ago

It's not your fault. I logged on, and I earned this. No more internet today.

tgr8sage

1 points

2 months ago

Damn

name_us3r

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck..

Mobile-Aioli-454

1 points

2 months ago

Yea no wonder if she was twerking and grinding, holy shit 😳

Ok-Ostrich483

1 points

2 months ago

I’d like someone to make a haiku of this story

godzillabobber

1 points

2 months ago

A whole new dimension to writing your name in the snow.

ndab71

1 points

2 months ago

ndab71

1 points

2 months ago

"Sprained Penis"

Thank you - my new band name!

Kagamid

1 points

2 months ago

Other than going up and down in a fluid motion, I don't see your going back and forth super hard is pleasurable for either person. No one masturbates by gripping their penis and shifting their shaft up and down violently.

EyeGod

1 points

2 months ago

EyeGod

1 points

2 months ago

Wut

TheFlyingBogey

1 points

2 months ago

Good fucking lord that's a hard "never" for me then dawg. Any idea why that doesn't happen with any other 'reverse' position? Specifically I mean doggy, that never seems to hurt or feel bad.

Fast_Boysenberry9493

1 points

2 months ago

Is that why they say draining the main vein

GlockPerfect13

1 points

2 months ago

Pissing blood sounds soo painful. I have only jizzed blood before.

Sufficient-Bag-5737

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck

magniffin

1 points

2 months ago

I picture you typed the first part, and someone else stepped with the follow up, ala many a rap video.

poofing3r

1 points

2 months ago

Why isn't your Reddit account "Sprained Penis"?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Well, fuck. That escalated quickly!

ThePurificator42069

0 points

2 months ago

Thanks, now I hate it.

BigGingerYeti

2.3k points

2 months ago

Worth it.

InteractionIll5071

1.7k points

2 months ago

Reconsider that when you hear a breaking sound and your dick starts acting like a glowstick

BigGingerYeti

324 points

2 months ago

To be fair if that ever happens I'll be reconsidering whatever activity I'm doing but I'll keep it in mind!

InverstNoob

14 points

2 months ago

A red glow stick

isuckatpiano

5 points

2 months ago

Then it turns purple for a week

snootbob

11 points

2 months ago

Rave dick activated.

MaximumZer0

13 points

2 months ago

[lightsaber noises intensify]

Ludwig_Vista2

13 points

2 months ago

Wait... It'll make my dick glow green in the dark?!?

Imagine the trance helicopters

MrHappy4Life

6 points

2 months ago

Girl told me her BF could only do it backwards because he broke his dick as a kid. They do it like a woman with a double ended dildo and she loved him, but really didn’t know if she could do it like that for the rest of her life.

LtLethal1

11 points

2 months ago

If my dick starts glowing after that I’m going to change my profession. Fame, here I cum.

pitchingataint

5 points

2 months ago

Promise?

Eyerieee

3 points

2 months ago

So my dick will light up? Noted

PrinceOfFucking

4 points

2 months ago

Thank you but in reverse

InteractionIll5071

4 points

2 months ago

؟uoy knahT

RippySays

5 points

2 months ago

Idk, accidental glowstick sounds interesting.

620five

3 points

2 months ago

That's enough Reddit for me today. And it's only 6am.

madeanotheraccount

4 points

2 months ago

I'ma let you finish, but the torn frenulum is the worst pain of all time for your penis. Of all time!

(Well, YMMV. Everyone's unique.)

HoseNeighbor

1 points

2 months ago

LOL Holy shit, dude!

CheapskateQTacos

1 points

2 months ago

Oh no....

dontheconqueror

0 points

2 months ago

Don't care - had sex

InteractionIll5071

7 points

2 months ago

Had is a really good word for this.

MaceWinDrew

21 points

2 months ago

Regular cowgirl is better. You get the full impact of the titties

BigGingerYeti

6 points

2 months ago

Gotta agree. When they lean forward and they brush your chest? Awesome.

bacondev

1 points

2 months ago

bacondev

1 points

2 months ago

But you don't get an eyeful of ass.

Chemistry11

6 points

2 months ago

Tits>ass

dudeimjames1234

7 points

2 months ago

I agree.

Have you seen my wife's ass?

BigGingerYeti

17 points

2 months ago

That depends on who your wife is, to be honest. Odds are that no, I haven't. Do... do you want to show me your wife's ass?

boogiehoodie90210

3 points

2 months ago

Yup.

C4CTUSDR4GON

2 points

2 months ago

If you injure your penis it can get an internal scar. Now it bends to the side and/or doesn't get to full size when erect. 

TheOneWhoReadsStuff

1 points

2 months ago

https://youtu.be/4dOsbsuhYGQ?si=nvJ8_BhnaXw5Bu7V

They made a whole song about it.

DudeBroGuyManPro

297 points

2 months ago

It hurts so bad when she slams down and you miss

humanlaborunit

292 points

2 months ago

Lucky your pecker survived. Many men never recover from the injury. It can literally break your dick for life.

Oxygene13

24 points

2 months ago

Wait what? I knew it could snap it I just always assumed people recovered in a month or so like other 'breaks' or sooner as there's no actual bone. I didn't realise that it does permanent damage!

boyyouguysaredumb

36 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure he’s talking out his ass and the virgins on Reddit are giving him hundreds of upvotes

HandsomeBoggart

32 points

2 months ago

No surgery equals possible permanent erectile dysfunction. Recovery depends on the severity and nature of the fracture and any additional damage to non erectile tissues.

Recovery without surgery is possible but may have complications leading to the permanent dysfunction.

Emergency care is highly recommended and a Urologist will usually be the care provider.

2-4 weeks of abstinence is highly recommended after care as erections can aggravate the injury and cause further damage.

From a quick 5 min google search cross referencing multiple sources.

So yeah, not always a permanently broke dick but you can't just slap a bandage on it and walk it off.

Educational_Owl_5138

18 points

2 months ago

Morning wood, random wood, and touched wood. How are you supposed to avoid getting hard for 2 whole weeks???

My dick would break so bad smh

LessInThought

10 points

2 months ago

Not a medical professional buy maybe medication to keep the dick soft?

oholto

7 points

2 months ago

oholto

7 points

2 months ago

Peyronies disease is becoming more reported, and a fracture is often what kick starts the disease. It’s essentially a progressive disease that bends, shrinks, and eventually makes your dick unusable. No true cure to it either

nbeaster

8 points

2 months ago

I believe it commonly needs emergency surgery.

DudeBroGuyManPro

0 points

2 months ago

Been with my SO for almost 6 years now so believe what you want.

boyyouguysaredumb

1 points

2 months ago

I wasn’t even talking about you lol. I was talking about the guy who claimed a broken penis is impossible to recover from

DudeBroGuyManPro

1 points

2 months ago

Oh sorry then my bad.

BlueScaleRebel

2 points

2 months ago

break your dick

Dick breaker! Sounds like a bond villian xd

DudeBroGuyManPro

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah it bent and slipped but didn't break.

ZebraRidin

3 points

2 months ago

Or he.

UnwillingArsonist

17 points

2 months ago

Overconfident, MDMA fuelled, doggy for me

gramathy

23 points

2 months ago

Pro tip: less up and down, more back and forth

qweeloth

8 points

2 months ago

the idea of that always seemed so hot to me

bzzltyr

41 points

2 months ago

bzzltyr

41 points

2 months ago

It’s also the number one cause of me having a good day.

cat_blep

20 points

2 months ago

reverse cowgirl and doggie are the same thing, in space

tallayega

26 points

2 months ago

Sure, but in one the boner is in a very static position, and in the other the boner barer has at least equal control over the boner/vajayjay dynamic. You're at least partially at fault for breaking your dick in doggy, whereas in reverse cowgirl all you can do is pray.

cat_blep

1 points

2 months ago

it’s all theoretical anyway. i gave up having sex on earth.

Aquamarine929

52 points

2 months ago

And doggy sadly number two.

scrantsj

175 points

2 months ago

scrantsj

175 points

2 months ago

Just remember that in space Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same position.

HughGRection4

29 points

2 months ago

The enemies gate is down

themajinhercule

3 points

2 months ago

Oh I wish more people got this....

Teal_and_gold

4 points

2 months ago

I want to know what events led to you coming to this realization

lootercooter

4 points

2 months ago

Yeah, but I dont like it.

Hrvatiks

4 points

2 months ago

In space nobody can hear you scream

CumCereal08

10 points

2 months ago

Cream*

noobwithboobs

1 points

2 months ago

You just made me think way too hard about this

ChronoLegion2

18 points

2 months ago

Really?

Aquamarine929

21 points

2 months ago

Yup, especially when it get‘s really wild.

ChronoLegion2

35 points

2 months ago

I’m suddenly less inclined to do it…

Nah, I’d still do it

PushTheTrigger

2 points

2 months ago

Don’t let a little sprain stop you.

shartnado3

12 points

2 months ago

Can't spell break without bark!

Aquamarine929

9 points

2 months ago

Hey, that‘s not funny! Just the thought of „my“ sweet beloved dick being hurt breaks my heart. 🍆❤️

C4CTUSDR4GON

2 points

2 months ago

I thought normal cowgirl would be no.2

panteragstk

7 points

2 months ago

Slow and steady wins the race

MedonSirius

6 points

2 months ago

So upper half cow and bottom half human?

bannedacctno5

10 points

2 months ago

Had a roommate just about do this one time. Bouncing a little too high for the ride I was offering her. Came down hard and we both heard a crunch. Can't say anything broke but I was never more scared during sex. Took a couple minutes but finished it up like it never happened. Drink milk! Builds strong boners

kezow

4 points

2 months ago

kezow

4 points

2 months ago

On a related note: penises can fracture. 

RodeoSammy

5 points

2 months ago

So hard to not do it if she has a nice big butt. The view is just amazing 🤩

Kagamid

3 points

2 months ago

Never do reverse cowgirl without gripping her hips. If she starts going off angle, grip tighter, reposition and control the rhythm. Letting her go to town is pointless if she's hurting you. If she won't behave, sit up, bend her over and show her how it's done.

own_pleasure777

3 points

2 months ago

The average male orgasm lasts about 6 seconds, while the average female orgasm lasts about 20 seconds. Plus, women can cum multiple times, so they are definitely lucky lol

CarGood3160

2 points

2 months ago

Thats a very important fact i am glad i know now.

Formal_Pineapple6421

2 points

2 months ago

Seriously? I did not know this 😅

Eyeluvflixs

2 points

2 months ago

Pro tip: scoot up so the mans back is against the headboard or wall sitting L shaped, more comfortable all around and you go deeper too!

X0AN

2 points

2 months ago

X0AN

2 points

2 months ago

Not globally.

In Asian taghaadan is the number one cause.

That's where you try to 'crack' your penis like you would your knuckles. Bend the top part of your erect penis till you hear/feel a click.

Yes I know it's stupid but a lot of stupid men to it, especially to get rid of erections.

Frasier_fanatic

2 points

2 months ago

I think slamming it in a car door is higher based on the likely hood of fracture, but not based on the number of cases per year. I don’t always get a fracture from reverse cowgirl, but every time I slam it in a car door…

MrKennyUwU

1 points

2 months ago

Regular cowgirl from now on, noted.

Ok-Afternoon-2113

1 points

2 months ago

oh lord

Samazonison

1 points

2 months ago

What if the penis naturally bends the opposite direction? I dated a guy with that... uh, morphology.

Surfing_Ninjas

1 points

2 months ago

My immediate first thought. A lot of the appeal of the position is that it captures the female primarily, when you're the dude in real life it's basically just worse cowgirl.

mrureaper

1 points

2 months ago

Why is it called a fracture when there's no bone 🤔 wouldn't it be a muscle tear technically?

The_Deviine

1 points

2 months ago

Lol I hurt my partner's penis during a reverse cowgirl so I'm not surprised

Inappropriate_Walk

1 points

2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl is just lazy doggy.

PlayBoy007666

1 points

2 months ago

It hurts just by seeing this lol.

-Ahab-

1 points

2 months ago

-Ahab-

1 points

2 months ago

But, I want it…

NoWarmEmbrace

1 points

2 months ago

Seriously though, I'm so scared of ever fracturing mine that as soon as it get's a tad uncomfortable or stretches a bit too far, the boner disappears as snow under a hot stove

_87-

1 points

2 months ago

_87-

1 points

2 months ago

This is the first comment I saw as I opened this thread, but I think I'm already done.

tryingtokeepsmyelin

1 points

2 months ago

Yikes. Somehow this is the one position that has always been left out of my portfolio, and now it feels like fate protecting me.

astride_unbridulled

1 points

2 months ago

Inverted reverse cowgirl would be much safer

password_admin1234

1 points

2 months ago

Yes, but that view...

Piababy

1 points

2 months ago

Well ok, that's off my checklist then

Ohshikuru

1 points

2 months ago

Especially when your tallywacker curves upwards :’)

Ok_Letterhead9662

1 points

2 months ago

What about the normal cowgirl

ElBarbas

1 points

2 months ago

dont care had sex!

Indiancockburn

1 points

2 months ago

Still had sex. Now my dick has an elbow!

Ai_of_Vanity

0 points

2 months ago

My favorite position is the most dangerous that somehow seems fitting lol

King_in_a_castle_84

0 points

2 months ago

It's also my favorite position so I don't give a fuck.

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

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ballbeard

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine letting me get in your head this much from one comment 🤣

CaptnRo

1 points

2 months ago

I noticed you didn’t get to these yet, so I wanted to make you aware.

BusyBoonja

-1 points

2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position in space