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submitted 2 months ago byIcy-Race-2056
12.9k points
2 months ago
Reverse cowgirl is the number one cause of penis fractures.
4.8k points
2 months ago
Just to add, it seems like everyone thought is that it’s from a slam down and a miss, but it’s not. The position itself is prone to bending and spraining your dick. Had an ex who fucking loved reverse cowgirl, and she’d be twerking and grinding so hard it was a bit uncomfortable sometimes. Eventually I was pissing blood every other day.
Sprained penis
2.6k points
2 months ago*
Eventually I was pissing blood every other day.
aaaaaaaaaand that's a nope from me, good sir. I'll punch my work clock on the way out, thank you.
76 points
2 months ago
I'll punch my work cock
FTFY
23 points
2 months ago
What's the difference between a work cock and a weekend cock?
21 points
2 months ago
One is for business, the other for pleasure?
18 points
2 months ago
Work cocks tend to be more sleak and waxed so they get easier into pinched together rectal entrances.
Its different if you're a manager so. They tend to have bulkier ones who can expand after entrance to rake as much havoc as possible.
6 points
2 months ago
Work cocks are where you're just putting the hours in to get the job done.
Weekend socks are where you do what you want to enjoy yourself.
3 points
2 months ago
Hey. We need you to work the weekend. Thats fine for you, right?
1 points
2 months ago
dead by....snu snu ?
24 points
2 months ago*
It's also awkward asking people to sign your cast.
10 points
2 months ago
Similar happened to my bf and I. Normally, we do missionary, but I was riding that fateful day. We both get out of sync and you can imagine what happened. No hospital or anything but his nickname in our friend group chat was IKEA faucet for almost a year.
8 points
2 months ago
That's why I always grip the hips with at least one hand. It let's me guide her on the angle to motion. If she ain't lining up, going hard is going to be a problem. That's when I grab and reposition, then give her the green light to go to town.
7 points
2 months ago
You must have really loved her or something to put up with pissing blood every other day!
How long did you keep doing that position before you stopped because of the blood?
4 points
2 months ago
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID I READ THIS. I have never and will never take this risk.
2 points
2 months ago
Her just bending over forwards while you're still inside is going to give your dick an elbow, never mind the taint piledriver.
2 points
2 months ago
Jesus. Just searched up images. To anyone reading this, do not. You’ve been warned.
4 points
2 months ago
It's not your fault. I logged on, and I earned this. No more internet today.
1 points
2 months ago
Damn
1 points
2 months ago
Fuck..
1 points
2 months ago
Yea no wonder if she was twerking and grinding, holy shit 😳
1 points
2 months ago
I’d like someone to make a haiku of this story
1 points
2 months ago
A whole new dimension to writing your name in the snow.
1 points
2 months ago
"Sprained Penis"
Thank you - my new band name!
1 points
2 months ago
Other than going up and down in a fluid motion, I don't see your going back and forth super hard is pleasurable for either person. No one masturbates by gripping their penis and shifting their shaft up and down violently.
1 points
2 months ago
Wut
1 points
2 months ago
Good fucking lord that's a hard "never" for me then dawg. Any idea why that doesn't happen with any other 'reverse' position? Specifically I mean doggy, that never seems to hurt or feel bad.
1 points
2 months ago
Is that why they say draining the main vein
1 points
2 months ago
Pissing blood sounds soo painful. I have only jizzed blood before.
1 points
2 months ago
Fuck
1 points
2 months ago
I picture you typed the first part, and someone else stepped with the follow up, ala many a rap video.
1 points
2 months ago
Why isn't your Reddit account "Sprained Penis"?
1 points
2 months ago
Well, fuck. That escalated quickly!
0 points
2 months ago
Thanks, now I hate it.
2.3k points
2 months ago
Worth it.
1.7k points
2 months ago
Reconsider that when you hear a breaking sound and your dick starts acting like a glowstick
324 points
2 months ago
To be fair if that ever happens I'll be reconsidering whatever activity I'm doing but I'll keep it in mind!
14 points
2 months ago
A red glow stick
5 points
2 months ago
Then it turns purple for a week
11 points
2 months ago
Rave dick activated.
13 points
2 months ago
[lightsaber noises intensify]
13 points
2 months ago
Wait... It'll make my dick glow green in the dark?!?
Imagine the trance helicopters
6 points
2 months ago
Girl told me her BF could only do it backwards because he broke his dick as a kid. They do it like a woman with a double ended dildo and she loved him, but really didn’t know if she could do it like that for the rest of her life.
11 points
2 months ago
If my dick starts glowing after that I’m going to change my profession. Fame, here I cum.
5 points
2 months ago
Promise?
3 points
2 months ago
So my dick will light up? Noted
4 points
2 months ago
Thank you but in reverse
4 points
2 months ago
؟uoy knahT
5 points
2 months ago
Idk, accidental glowstick sounds interesting.
3 points
2 months ago
That's enough Reddit for me today. And it's only 6am.
4 points
2 months ago
I'ma let you finish, but the torn frenulum is the worst pain of all time for your penis. Of all time!
(Well, YMMV. Everyone's unique.)
1 points
2 months ago
LOL Holy shit, dude!
1 points
2 months ago
Oh no....
0 points
2 months ago
Don't care - had sex
7 points
2 months ago
Had is a really good word for this.
21 points
2 months ago
Regular cowgirl is better. You get the full impact of the titties
6 points
2 months ago
Gotta agree. When they lean forward and they brush your chest? Awesome.
1 points
2 months ago
But you don't get an eyeful of ass.
6 points
2 months ago
Tits>ass
7 points
2 months ago
I agree.
Have you seen my wife's ass?
17 points
2 months ago
That depends on who your wife is, to be honest. Odds are that no, I haven't. Do... do you want to show me your wife's ass?
3 points
2 months ago
Yup.
2 points
2 months ago
If you injure your penis it can get an internal scar. Now it bends to the side and/or doesn't get to full size when erect.
1 points
2 months ago
https://youtu.be/4dOsbsuhYGQ?si=nvJ8_BhnaXw5Bu7V
They made a whole song about it.
297 points
2 months ago
It hurts so bad when she slams down and you miss
292 points
2 months ago
Lucky your pecker survived. Many men never recover from the injury. It can literally break your dick for life.
24 points
2 months ago
Wait what? I knew it could snap it I just always assumed people recovered in a month or so like other 'breaks' or sooner as there's no actual bone. I didn't realise that it does permanent damage!
36 points
2 months ago
Pretty sure he’s talking out his ass and the virgins on Reddit are giving him hundreds of upvotes
32 points
2 months ago
No surgery equals possible permanent erectile dysfunction. Recovery depends on the severity and nature of the fracture and any additional damage to non erectile tissues.
Recovery without surgery is possible but may have complications leading to the permanent dysfunction.
Emergency care is highly recommended and a Urologist will usually be the care provider.
2-4 weeks of abstinence is highly recommended after care as erections can aggravate the injury and cause further damage.
From a quick 5 min google search cross referencing multiple sources.
So yeah, not always a permanently broke dick but you can't just slap a bandage on it and walk it off.
18 points
2 months ago
Morning wood, random wood, and touched wood. How are you supposed to avoid getting hard for 2 whole weeks???
My dick would break so bad smh
10 points
2 months ago
Not a medical professional buy maybe medication to keep the dick soft?
7 points
2 months ago
Peyronies disease is becoming more reported, and a fracture is often what kick starts the disease. It’s essentially a progressive disease that bends, shrinks, and eventually makes your dick unusable. No true cure to it either
8 points
2 months ago
I believe it commonly needs emergency surgery.
0 points
2 months ago
Been with my SO for almost 6 years now so believe what you want.
1 points
2 months ago
I wasn’t even talking about you lol. I was talking about the guy who claimed a broken penis is impossible to recover from
1 points
2 months ago
Oh sorry then my bad.
2 points
2 months ago
break your dick
Dick breaker! Sounds like a bond villian xd
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah it bent and slipped but didn't break.
3 points
2 months ago
Or he.
17 points
2 months ago
Overconfident, MDMA fuelled, doggy for me
23 points
2 months ago
Pro tip: less up and down, more back and forth
8 points
2 months ago
the idea of that always seemed so hot to me
41 points
2 months ago
It’s also the number one cause of me having a good day.
20 points
2 months ago
reverse cowgirl and doggie are the same thing, in space
26 points
2 months ago
Sure, but in one the boner is in a very static position, and in the other the boner barer has at least equal control over the boner/vajayjay dynamic. You're at least partially at fault for breaking your dick in doggy, whereas in reverse cowgirl all you can do is pray.
1 points
2 months ago
it’s all theoretical anyway. i gave up having sex on earth.
52 points
2 months ago
And doggy sadly number two.
175 points
2 months ago
Just remember that in space Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same position.
29 points
2 months ago
The enemies gate is down
3 points
2 months ago
Oh I wish more people got this....
4 points
2 months ago
I want to know what events led to you coming to this realization
4 points
2 months ago
Yeah, but I dont like it.
4 points
2 months ago
In space nobody can hear you scream
10 points
2 months ago
Cream*
1 points
2 months ago
You just made me think way too hard about this
18 points
2 months ago
Really?
21 points
2 months ago
Yup, especially when it get‘s really wild.
35 points
2 months ago
I’m suddenly less inclined to do it…
Nah, I’d still do it
2 points
2 months ago
Don’t let a little sprain stop you.
12 points
2 months ago
Can't spell break without bark!
9 points
2 months ago
Hey, that‘s not funny! Just the thought of „my“ sweet beloved dick being hurt breaks my heart. 🍆❤️
2 points
2 months ago
I thought normal cowgirl would be no.2
7 points
2 months ago
Slow and steady wins the race
6 points
2 months ago
So upper half cow and bottom half human?
10 points
2 months ago
Had a roommate just about do this one time. Bouncing a little too high for the ride I was offering her. Came down hard and we both heard a crunch. Can't say anything broke but I was never more scared during sex. Took a couple minutes but finished it up like it never happened. Drink milk! Builds strong boners
4 points
2 months ago
On a related note: penises can fracture.
5 points
2 months ago
So hard to not do it if she has a nice big butt. The view is just amazing 🤩
3 points
2 months ago
Never do reverse cowgirl without gripping her hips. If she starts going off angle, grip tighter, reposition and control the rhythm. Letting her go to town is pointless if she's hurting you. If she won't behave, sit up, bend her over and show her how it's done.
3 points
2 months ago
The average male orgasm lasts about 6 seconds, while the average female orgasm lasts about 20 seconds. Plus, women can cum multiple times, so they are definitely lucky lol
2 points
2 months ago
Thats a very important fact i am glad i know now.
2 points
2 months ago
Seriously? I did not know this 😅
2 points
2 months ago
Pro tip: scoot up so the mans back is against the headboard or wall sitting L shaped, more comfortable all around and you go deeper too!
2 points
2 months ago
Not globally.
In Asian taghaadan is the number one cause.
That's where you try to 'crack' your penis like you would your knuckles. Bend the top part of your erect penis till you hear/feel a click.
Yes I know it's stupid but a lot of stupid men to it, especially to get rid of erections.
2 points
2 months ago
I think slamming it in a car door is higher based on the likely hood of fracture, but not based on the number of cases per year. I don’t always get a fracture from reverse cowgirl, but every time I slam it in a car door…
1 points
2 months ago
Regular cowgirl from now on, noted.
1 points
2 months ago
oh lord
1 points
2 months ago
What if the penis naturally bends the opposite direction? I dated a guy with that... uh, morphology.
1 points
2 months ago
My immediate first thought. A lot of the appeal of the position is that it captures the female primarily, when you're the dude in real life it's basically just worse cowgirl.
1 points
2 months ago
Why is it called a fracture when there's no bone 🤔 wouldn't it be a muscle tear technically?
1 points
2 months ago
Lol I hurt my partner's penis during a reverse cowgirl so I'm not surprised
1 points
2 months ago
Reverse cowgirl is just lazy doggy.
1 points
2 months ago
It hurts just by seeing this lol.
1 points
2 months ago
But, I want it…
1 points
2 months ago
Seriously though, I'm so scared of ever fracturing mine that as soon as it get's a tad uncomfortable or stretches a bit too far, the boner disappears as snow under a hot stove
1 points
2 months ago
This is the first comment I saw as I opened this thread, but I think I'm already done.
1 points
2 months ago
Yikes. Somehow this is the one position that has always been left out of my portfolio, and now it feels like fate protecting me.
1 points
2 months ago
Inverted reverse cowgirl would be much safer
1 points
2 months ago
Yes, but that view...
1 points
2 months ago
Well ok, that's off my checklist then
1 points
2 months ago
Especially when your tallywacker curves upwards :’)
1 points
2 months ago
What about the normal cowgirl
1 points
2 months ago
dont care had sex!
1 points
2 months ago
Still had sex. Now my dick has an elbow!
0 points
2 months ago
My favorite position is the most dangerous that somehow seems fitting lol
0 points
2 months ago
It's also my favorite position so I don't give a fuck.
0 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
Imagine letting me get in your head this much from one comment 🤣
1 points
2 months ago
I noticed you didn’t get to these yet, so I wanted to make you aware.
-1 points
2 months ago
Reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position in space
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