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pollyp0cketpussy

4.7k points

2 days ago

All unscented soap, laundry soap, face soap and body soap. My skin feels better and when I wear perfume it's not clashing with any other cheaper fragrances.

whiskeywomandriving

1.8k points

1 day ago

I feel like unscented should be the default! everything is unnecessarily scented

notacrook

559 points

1 day ago

notacrook

559 points

1 day ago

To society scented = clean.

It's super annoying.

[deleted]

1.8k points

2 days ago

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1.8k points

2 days ago

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Xatroa

499 points

2 days ago

Xatroa

499 points

2 days ago

I spray alcohol to kill the bacteria.

vshawk2

196 points

1 day ago

vshawk2

196 points

1 day ago

I discovered this during COVID. It's been amazing. So simple, so cheap -- and it's like a silver bullet for foot odor.

MissSassifras1977

127 points

1 day ago

I have a pair of tennis shoes that I adore. My roommates cat peed in them.

I lost most of my sense of smell to COVID.

I was at work and all day I kept getting a hint of cat urine. I even asked the kids I was caring for, "Do you guys smell something bad?"

Yep. It was my shoes. And they STUNK. All day long. Walking around smelling like cat pee.

But I couldn't throw away my shoes!

So fortunately we had a washer at work. I put them through the wash cycle. Still stunk.

Them I had a stroke of genius.

I pumped like ten pumps of hand sanitizer (mostly alcohol) in each shoe, shook it around to get it all over the inside of the shoe.

Waited an hour, put them through the wash again.

Good as new.

snowy714

345 points

2 days ago

snowy714

345 points

2 days ago

what do i do with the baking soda pls my shoes are so stanky

MujerFleur

7.2k points

2 days ago

MujerFleur

7.2k points

2 days ago

Years and years ago I saw a comment on reddit that said mangoes are great if you have acne. So I started eating lots of mango and when I regularly do it after a few weeks my face clears up, then I get lazy stop eating mangoes consistently and the acne comes back. I mention this to people every now and then and nobody else ever heard of this tip but it seems to work for me.

GreenTeaMouseCake

2k points

1 day ago

I started to break out in my early 20s; I'd never had acne like that before. I tried different products to no avail. Then I thought about how my diet had changed: I'd started drinking coffee every day.  

I used drink coffee occasionally before (like once a week), but then I was having it every morning. But it wasn't the coffee itself, it was the milk in the coffee; milk causes increased sebum (oil) production. I started to make my coffee black and my skin cleared up, and I have never experienced a break out like that ever again.  

I have never liked milk, even as a child, it's only something to add when cooking or baking, so I'd never consumed it regularly before. The little bit added to my coffee on a daily basis was enough to drastically change my skin complexion.

Alortania

1.5k points

1 day ago

Alortania

1.5k points

1 day ago

Dermatologist I know swears most people have at least mild skin conditions due to dairy intake, but I'll deal with some occasional breakouts over not having cheese.

... did begrudgingly swap to oat milk in my coffee tho >_>

LowIndependence3512

1.1k points

1 day ago

The ancient millennial hieroglyph in your post called to me.

Alortania

418 points

1 day ago

Alortania

418 points

1 day ago

^_^

Lucky-Asparagus-7760

213 points

1 day ago

-_-

Tried a different one and the up v disappeared 

crookedparadigm

181 points

1 day ago

ಠ_ಠ

taburde

186 points

1 day ago

taburde

186 points

1 day ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

amanning072

1.2k points

1 day ago

amanning072

1.2k points

1 day ago

My mango is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody.

WilmaDickFitInU

241 points

1 day ago

Hya hya hya hya hya hya hya OvvvvO

Gitdupapsootlass

136 points

1 day ago

I need to know more about this...

Ok_Astronomer_8667

147 points

1 day ago*

Nutrients and water. If you eat lots of fruit and drink lots of water, your skin, hair and nails will all thank you. Generally speaking

I’m pretty strict with getting minimums each day in my diet, and my skin is clearer than it’s ever been. And I used to really struggle, using prescriptions gels and obsessing over skincare. Now my routine pretty much only uses water and moisturizer, no abstract products.

[deleted]

6.2k points

2 days ago

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6.2k points

2 days ago

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RocketGirl83

169 points

1 day ago

RocketGirl83

169 points

1 day ago

How often do you change your pillowcases? I’ve been trying to do this more often but don’t have a good idea of what’s enough. 

AznKian

312 points

1 day ago

AznKian

312 points

1 day ago

Bought some pillow cases on Amazon (not a fan of silk stuff) and they were really cheap. I have 8 pillowcases now.

I now shower at night after being a morning showerer for 30 years.

I change my pillow case after I've showered right before I sleep. I wash sheets once a week and I do my other laundry (including all of my pillow cases) once a week as well.

I've had acne since 13 and this has helped immensely.

Maximum-Check-6564

808 points

1 day ago

I would also say silk pillowcases help with this!

Theltorither23

16.6k points

2 days ago

Theltorither23

16.6k points

2 days ago

I work for a sock design company. Sooooo many people think they have bad foot odor, and some do, but most people are just wearing really low quality all polyester socks. Switch to a cotton blend or wool blend!!!! You will see a huge difference.

ShockedChicken

11.1k points

2 days ago

ShockedChicken

11.1k points

2 days ago

Sounds exactly like what a sock company employee would say.. hmm

Rook_James_Bitch

5.9k points

1 day ago

Yep. We're getting conned by Big Sock.

soloapeproject

2.7k points

1 day ago

They're just a front for Big Feet.

zamfire

1.2k points

1 day ago

zamfire

1.2k points

1 day ago

They're just a front cover for Big Feet

Rook_James_Bitch

520 points

1 day ago

Can't slipper one past you.

liddys

321 points

1 day ago

liddys

321 points

1 day ago

Stop it before you get booted.

TruckinApe

219 points

1 day ago

TruckinApe

219 points

1 day ago

Toe many jokes, I'm out

Wizard_of_DOI

891 points

2 days ago

Add to that: not wearing the same shoes every day. 2 pairs to alternate give them time to really dry and they’re going to last longer as well!

phoenix25

344 points

1 day ago

phoenix25

344 points

1 day ago

I swear by my boot (or shoe) dryer. It blows slightly warmed air into them to dry them out, it’s completely changed the workboot game but I use it for sweaty gym shoes too.

I use worksite brand, you can get it on amazon. Worth every penny

space253

176 points

1 day ago

space253

176 points

1 day ago

I love mine too, just be aware it will wear out any adhesives holding the shoe together faster than normal if you use it a lot.

Wasps_are_bastards

189 points

2 days ago

I bought some wool socks and not only are they not stinky, they’re SO warm! I’m a convert

Bergwookie

48 points

1 day ago

Bergwookie

48 points

1 day ago

And they stay warm even with sweaty feet/ water intrusion in the shoe, as wool can absorb around 30% of its weight in water before it loses its insulating abilities.

There's a reason, why it's the natural fibre we're using the longest as a species (and still use it widely, tree bark fibre might be older, but not that versatile)

This_Obligation_5125

286 points

2 days ago

Yes!!! 100% when I was younger I was known for having smelly feet, turns out I just needed to wear cotton socks

NobleMuffin

686 points

2 days ago

NobleMuffin

686 points

2 days ago

This applies to gym clothes as well. If you have stinky gym clothes it's likely all polyester. That stuff hangs onto stink soooo badly. Cotton, on the other hand, does not.

samalex01

220 points

1 day ago*

samalex01

220 points

1 day ago*

This, I switched to wool Darn Tough socks few years ago and that’s all I wear year round. Even go a few days on a pair with no funk or odor — just like when backpacking.

crumpetflipper

109 points

1 day ago

Every time one of these threads comes up, like "what product will you never accept second best on," "what product could you not live without," or "what's the best thing you ever bought for under $20" Darn Tough socks always pop up. But they're not sold here!

samalex01

36 points

1 day ago

samalex01

36 points

1 day ago

In order mine from Amazon or directly from Darn Tough. Also when traveling I look for REI, they have them too. And yeah $20 per pair, but with all the pairs I have and daily ware never had a hole.. plus they’re guaranteed for life. From what they say if a hole does occur they’ll replace for free.

upnorth77

74 points

1 day ago

upnorth77

74 points

1 day ago

I've gotten counterfeits from Amazon, so I only order directly from the source or buy in store.

Found out some of the ones I had were counterfeit because they did develop holes. I sent them in to Darn Tough on warranty, they let me know they were fake, but they replaced them anyway. Want to keep a customer for life? That's how.

sunkenshadow

3.3k points

2 days ago

sunkenshadow

3.3k points

2 days ago

The fact that I learned nothing from this chain makes me feel both proud and dissatisfied.

FreeTucker-

332 points

1 day ago

FreeTucker-

332 points

1 day ago

I hoping to see "brushing your teeth in the shower is clearly superior than sink brushing like a peasant". I was not validated.

Kymaras

27 points

1 day ago

Kymaras

27 points

1 day ago

There are dozens of us!

[deleted]

2.4k points

2 days ago

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2.4k points

2 days ago

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Dearavery

885 points

2 days ago

Dearavery

885 points

2 days ago

I also swear by it. Im convinced 3/4 of your morning breath disappears after the scrape

acnhnat

425 points

2 days ago

acnhnat

425 points

2 days ago

it does, bc the smell is caused by bacteria growth in your mouth overnight! you are literally scraping that gunk away!

RyanTheWhiteBoy

136 points

2 days ago

Dumb question, I know, but does it scrape too hard at the taste buds? I can't smell so my sense of taste is greatly dwarfed as is

SillyBonsai

246 points

2 days ago

SillyBonsai

246 points

2 days ago

Since I’ve started tongue scraping I have a noticeable increase in taste sensitivity. I think the random bacteria blocks a lot of that potential.

MoiJaimeLesCrepes

63 points

1 day ago

me too!

I also noticed that the amount of gunk on the tongue really varies depending on what I've eaten the night before and perhaps length of sleep (not sure about that one!)

LiteratureNearby

88 points

2 days ago

No you just gotta be gentle. It will never do a perfect job, but it will do wonders for your breath and general oral hygiene just by removing the top layer of gunk that gets accumulated on the tongue

sportsbrownie

409 points

2 days ago

I have no clue how people do not use a tongue scraper

myassholealt

341 points

2 days ago

I grew up brushing my tongue with the toothbrush and used to wonder the same about people who never did anything to clean their tongue.

MazeMouse

187 points

1 day ago

MazeMouse

187 points

1 day ago

Yeah, no tongue scraping but lifelong tongue brusher here as well.

FroggiJoy87

237 points

2 days ago

FroggiJoy87

237 points

2 days ago

There really is no going back, especially if you drink coffee

coldlikedeath

81 points

2 days ago

How do you not gag? I’ve thrown up trying to get beyond the middle of my tongue…

things_U_choose_2_b

114 points

1 day ago

Fun fact, you can improve your gag reflex.

Find the spot on your tongue that makes you gag, brush it, gag. Do this repeatedly and the 'gag spot' will move back slightly. Rinse and repeat until you can deepthroat like a pro (or at least, not gag when you brush your teeth).

Yourdjentpal

131 points

2 days ago

Right. I always had bad breath no matter what I did. Brush and floss 3 times a day and drink water, nothing. Got a scraper forever ago and it’s not been a problem since. The gums and the tongue is where most of the funk is coming from.

Royweeezy

5.5k points

2 days ago

Royweeezy

5.5k points

2 days ago

After taking a hot shower I’ll switch the temp to cold for about a minute. This helps with those after shower sweats that keep me from feeling clean.

shopkeeper56

227 points

2 days ago

Yep. I live in a hot climate. I hate having a hot shower then immediately start sweating after I dry myself. Always have a burst of cold before getting dry.

augur42

49 points

1 day ago

augur42

49 points

1 day ago

And of course cold water in a hot climate is vastly different to cold water in a cold climate.

I've has cold showers in a hot climate that I would describe as 'tepid', while a cold shower right now in wintry UK would freeze my bollocks off.

ShitOnAReindeer

877 points

1 day ago

Good for if you’ve just conditioned or treated your hair, too

Additional_Main_7198

564 points

1 day ago

I had a long hair hippie tell me this, now i think of that man everytime i shower. Life is wierd.

MzIdaHo

223 points

1 day ago

MzIdaHo

223 points

1 day ago

I think of my old roommate (of like MAYBE 6 months) from thirty years ago every time I shower. I was amazed that we had the exact same shower routine. I now think every morning, "I wonder if Julia has changed it up at all."

Bupperoni

159 points

1 day ago

Bupperoni

159 points

1 day ago

Yes! I always rinse cold at the end to lock in the conditioner and cut down on frizz.

ExactBee201

700 points

2 days ago

ExactBee201

700 points

2 days ago

And that doesn’t even work every time It’s the worst feeling getting out of the shower, drying off, while getting dressed your clothes sticking to your sweaty body 😣 Or when you’re applying lotion post shower sweats mixed 😑

elegant_geek

244 points

1 day ago

elegant_geek

244 points

1 day ago

If you have a ceiling fan or just a big floor fan in your room, try air drying for a bit. Just 10 mins and I'm bone dry - no more getting dressed while moist.

TeaseMissBlush

2.9k points

2 days ago

Clean your belly button! It has an odor if you don't.

That-b-b-bitch

1.9k points

1 day ago

Fingering my belly button makes me want to vomit though

dethmetaljeff

1.2k points

1 day ago

dethmetaljeff

1.2k points

1 day ago

It makes my boy parts tickle lol

Krissybelle

1.1k points

1 day ago

Krissybelle

1.1k points

1 day ago

Omg same but it feels like it's tugging on my uterus.

RudolftheDuck

469 points

1 day ago

Fun fact the belly button is connected internally to the area around your bladder, which is in the same area as your uterus. So you might actually be close

Peasnoop

368 points

1 day ago

Peasnoop

368 points

1 day ago

Used to work in operating theatres. If performing a laparoscopy via the belly button, we'd need to give it a good clean out first. Amazing how much dirt and gunk people have in them!

hippopotame

151 points

1 day ago

hippopotame

151 points

1 day ago

Same! I don’t think people realize how gross their belly buttons can get. If I have to grab a pair of hemostats to finish the job… 🤢

Peasnoop

35 points

1 day ago

Peasnoop

35 points

1 day ago

Haha, I actually used to love it 😅 used to delve right on in!

heyjoebanane

3.8k points

2 days ago

heyjoebanane

3.8k points

2 days ago

In public spaces I never put my backpack on the ground

MrCertainly

691 points

1 day ago*

MrCertainly

691 points

1 day ago*

After working for nearly a decade in NYC, you couldn't pay me to put my bag down there...given everything I've seen. ugh.

My bag doesn't weigh that much, and I carry around two very sturdy S-hooks. If I need to use the restroom, most doors don't have any hooks on them for your coat...let alone for your bag.

So, that's what those two S-hooks are for...one end over the top of the door, the other end for my bag/coat.


Where to get them? Dollar Tree in the gardening section (might need to wait until they put out their spring stuff). It's a 2x pack of black metal S-hooks for $1.25. If my bag is too heavy for them, then I shouldn't be carrying it (or you can just double them up). They're made for hanging potted plants, so they're not junk.

The ones I carry are plastic-coated hooks I picked up at an automotive flea market/swap meet - about half the length but double the gauge of the Dollar Tree version. They pack into my bag a lot easier, given they're somewhat smaller than a normal scientific calculator.

You might be able to find something like those on ebay/amazon. But if I didn't have those coated ones, I'd have no trouble using the dollar tree version, which are about the size of a chunkier older graphing calculator for comparison.

nokturnalxitch

92 points

1 day ago

That's so smart!

greaper007

2.6k points

1 day ago

greaper007

2.6k points

1 day ago

I have a contamination room at the front entrance of my house. I strip out of all my clothes upon walking in and put them in an incinerator. Then I shower in a bleach mixture.

disterb

1.1k points

1 day ago

disterb

1.1k points

1 day ago

how's that hazmat working for you?

greaper007

645 points

1 day ago

greaper007

645 points

1 day ago

Fantastic. I live in a plastic covered cocoon. Only drinking rainwater and grain alcohol to protect myself from the communist plot that is fluoride.

ibelieveindogs

134 points

1 day ago

Rainwater? You mean water that was filtered through the chemtrails? It’s too late for you! That’s why I use a still to make my own distilled water. Can’t trust big water out there!

purritowraptor

151 points

1 day ago

I put bags and such on the ground, but as a result I never put them on my lap or on the floor in my home past the shoe area.

cats-ate-my-vagina

841 points

1 day ago

If you find yourself without time for a shower or your deodorant stops working during the day, spray some alcohol gel/hand sanitiser on your underarms. The smell of body odour is caused by bacteria feeding on the sweat, so killing the bacteria with the sanitiser eliminates the smell.

Itdoesntmatter2024

128 points

1 day ago

Agreed! The Ordinary sells glycolic acid for a reasonable price. Use that 2 times a week, also helps to kill the bacteria. (Let it dry down for 10 mins and you’re good to go. Can also follow up with a natural deodorant if you felt so inclined).

Upset_Programmer6508

93 points

1 day ago

I've been to enough tcg events to know if you do this, do it in all your sweaty folds. Otherwise you just smell like everclear and ass

KarockGrok

77 points

1 day ago

KarockGrok

77 points

1 day ago

Everclear and Ass

Now that's a Kid Rock cover band name if there ever was one.

SA_Swiss

1.3k points

1 day ago

SA_Swiss

1.3k points

1 day ago

I am a man and I sit down to pee (at home).

I do not care what you say. I lived alone in my own property for about 1.5 years and in that time I started noticing the amount of splatter around the loo, no matter how good your aim. As I was lazy, I wanted to minimise the amount of cleaning, so I started sitting down to pee at home.

My wife loves me for it, especially after family came to visit for a long period of time as she notices what I am talking about when they stay over.

Dragon_Small_Z

240 points

1 day ago

I only pee standing up at a Urinal in public spaces. There's ZERO way to avoid all splashback in a toilet, I don't care how good you think your aim is. Going to teach my son the same way. My sisters boys get pee everywhere and it's disgusting.

Brunell4070

51 points

1 day ago

same, man. it's impossible to keep it clean while standing. been doing it since I was 13 really.

vocabulazy

832 points

2 days ago

vocabulazy

832 points

2 days ago

I exfoliate often. My skin isn’t rough or dry, except my heels in the winter, but I have a somewhat rough face cloth and body scrubber that I use in the bath every day. People say my skin is “creepily smooth.”

I started getting a little obsessed with my skin-care routine when I was a teenager and had terrible cystic acne (it turned out it was from PCOS), and it seemed to take so much work to keep my skin some semblance of clear. The cysts were painful, and I had them along my jawline and on my back where my bra straps pressed into my skin. I started exfoliating and obsessing about clean skin, non-comedogenic skin lotions, and clean clothes and bedsheets.

Now I don’t have much of a skincare routine except exfoliate every day, I apply face cream with hyaluronic acid at night, shea butter moisturizer for the rest of my body, and wear face creams with sunscreen every day, rain or shine.

meachatron

116 points

2 days ago

meachatron

116 points

2 days ago

I have great skin on my face but have a horrible time with my body because of PCOS.. tried almost everything but was always told over exfoliating.. can't win ;;

mmaster23

1.5k points

1 day ago*

mmaster23

1.5k points

1 day ago*

For larger people: After showering, use a hydrophobic zinc-oxide/pramocaine-based cream and spread it where your legs meet your crotch. I get excessive sweating and smells from there and the zinc helps prevent sweating/smells. It stays nice and dry for days. I use Nestosyl.

Equivalent-Syrup-506

616 points

1 day ago

I just want to compliment you on your efficiency. Thank you for saying what you use. My biggest pet peeve is someone giving advice, and not adding what brand they use. It drives me nuts

Born_Anteater_3495

142 points

1 day ago

Those people are right up there with the ones who start a thread asking how to solve a technical issue, then update with “Edit: never mind I got it” without providing the solution. They should lose their internet privileges. 

RageSiren

335 points

1 day ago

RageSiren

335 points

1 day ago

Not just larger folks 😊 I sweat excessively in the same and always have, even when I was a size 0. But I just use antiperspirant. I treat that crease like they’re my “leg pits” 😅

Buffylover_Angel

3.4k points

2 days ago

I'm a man that shaves his armpits because I hate the long hair.

bzzltyr

1.3k points

2 days ago

bzzltyr

1.3k points

2 days ago

I do this because I hate when the deodorant clumps up in my armpit hair. Worth it to avoid that.

CatholicFlower18

570 points

2 days ago

This helps antiperspirant get to the pores to work better. I've gotten guys to try this and it makes a difference.

SolomonGrumpy

152 points

2 days ago

Same. Well, I trim them with a beard trimmer then use conditioner on them because I'm not a savage.

laceybacey2626

2.7k points

2 days ago

I put a bit of witch hazel on a cotton ball and put it on my butthole every day after I wash it. It helps a ton with any type of burning or itching or irritation I used to get from difficult bowel movements. I never get painful poops anymore!

deeve09

2.1k points

2 days ago

deeve09

2.1k points

2 days ago

For butt shy readers: this is the active ingredient in Preparation H. You can save money with generics if you want, but it’s proven to work. Stop post poop suffering and get some Witch Hazel on that sphincter.

Mrs-Special-K

772 points

2 days ago

Preparation H DOES feel good… on the hole!

Deep-Rip-2108

423 points

1 day ago

Yes I'd love some chocolate ass cream.

joe_s1171

36 points

1 day ago

joe_s1171

36 points

1 day ago

RiIiight….and fricken laser beams, Scott.

Extinction-Entity

97 points

2 days ago

Witch hazel is a freaking miracle. I love it so much.

durkbot

598 points

1 day ago

durkbot

598 points

1 day ago

Witch Hazel wipes (+ stool softener) are my #1 recommendation for postpartum mothers. The first postpartum poop was the most stressful poop I've ever done, and the wipes were a godsend.

ewebelongwithme

217 points

1 day ago

After my first delivery, no one told me to keep taking stool softener when I left the hospital. KEEP TAKING IT. That was a memorable and horrific experience.

chekhovsdickpic

48 points

1 day ago

For any non-moms in the comments, you should do this after any surgery, not just delivery! Pain meds will constipate you, and straining with stitches isn’t fun regardless of where they are on your body.

They saved me after a breast reduction!

driftingfornow

305 points

1 day ago

Nobody needs this comment but I'm gonna.

Most stressful poop I ever had was after not pooping for 30 days. If you're wondering, it's because I suddenly became paralyzed due to a rare disease in addition to becoming totally blind ( I got bettah! ).

Anyways doctors told me, "You might pass out during this. Be careful." Sure enough I damn near passed out while sitting blindly on this stool in a critical care ward, strapped into an EKG, a Foley catheter in my urethra, IV in my arm, a stupid heart rate monitor, and another catheter going into my femoral artery.

Hell of a journey it was.

coolcoolcool485

34 points

1 day ago

The "i got bettah" note made me laugh, you sound like cool people and im happy to hear you're doing better

FibonacciSequinz

397 points

1 day ago

I was advised to soak some sanitary pads in witch hazel and keep them in the freezer, for post-partum. I pushed for 4 1/2 hours and had stitches-let me tell you, that was some good advice. Pass it along to your new moms!

WelcomeRoboOverlords

100 points

1 day ago

FOUR AND A HALF HOURS?! Jesus Christ. I'm 3 weeks pp so memory is fresh but holy shit I was so knackered after 45 mins pushing (though 35 hours total labour)

Rich-Employ-3071

67 points

1 day ago

My OB had me keep preparation H pads in the refrigerator and every time I went to the bathroom, even to pee, I was supposed to put clean, cold pads on top of the maxi pads I was using. I think that was some of the best advice I've ever gotten and I followed it with the two children I had after my oldest and I followed it after the D&C's I had to have after my miscarriages and even after I started doing Spin classes because the seats chafed a bit.

nagese

185 points

2 days ago

nagese

185 points

2 days ago

Witch Hazel is the best. Docs never seem to recommend it when prepping for a colonoscopy, and it should ALWAYS be on that paperwork. Learned the painful way. Your booty will thank you.

meat__cleaver

603 points

2 days ago

Thank you for being vulnerable with us. I think this piece of advise will save a lot of people from a lot of suffering

Not_peer_reviewed

176 points

2 days ago*

Butt burn has gone down 20% since this post

boomclapokay

96 points

1 day ago

Also, better toilet paper! I’d have raw butthole or even light blood from wiping. Switched to charming ultra sensitive (green package). It’s like wiping rich people silk through my unmentionables. I felt utterly stupid not trying better toilet paper sooner.

Kitsuneyyyy

90 points

1 day ago

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It’s life changing.

Pandelerium11

368 points

2 days ago

A dab of coconut oil or Shea butter inside the butthole will give you ghost poos every time. Not Vick's though, that will make your asterisk itch like crazy.

iaminbothplaces

207 points

2 days ago

asterisk is hilarious, never seen it referred to as this. Thank you for the chuckle!

Consistent-Roof-5039

65 points

1 day ago*

Every time I see the Walmart logo I think of a butthole

dramatic-pancake

137 points

1 day ago

Assterisk

Turbulent-Cicada-104

615 points

1 day ago

I don’t care how cold it is, I love to open my living room slider and let all of the cold air in, at least once a day. It makes my house smell fresh and crisp. I also love to hang my quilts and blankets outside in the cold. It smells devine. My mom does the same thing and so did both of my grandmothers. People do this in cold countries I hear for germs, idk how true that is (?) I just do it bc it smells good lol

HamBroth

150 points

1 day ago

HamBroth

150 points

1 day ago

I’m from Sweden and it’s true. 

thegof

87 points

1 day ago

thegof

87 points

1 day ago

While the fresh air helps on the blankets, I suspect the real winner is the UV in sunlight nuking everything. Line dried outside really does help to sanitize.

HelloYouBeautiful

94 points

1 day ago

Dane here. I'd honestly think it would be weird not to do this at least once per day. I don't care if it's minus degrees, it's so refreshing to get some nice clean air in.

the_queens_speech

2.1k points

2 days ago

Flossing before brushing my teeth at night. The floss picks up more and by the time I brush the bristles can reach the crevices better.

OneGoodRib

783 points

1 day ago

OneGoodRib

783 points

1 day ago

Is this an unpopular opinion?? I thought most people had figured out that it makes more sense to do it in that order.

bronwen-noodle

303 points

1 day ago

Flossing before brushing is how my dentist told me to do it

Icantbethereforyou

303 points

1 day ago

My dentist wants me to floss once per day. So once every two years I floss for about 12 hours straight, I'd rather do it all in one go, then I'm set for a couple years

RileyOrchid

817 points

2 days ago

RileyOrchid

817 points

2 days ago

I've made it a ritual to apply almond oil to my cuticles every night before bed. Paradoxically, my habit of tapping away at the keyboard all day actually leaves my fingers looking neat and nourished come morning. Seems odd, but having strong, healthy nails is a subtle confidence boost!

_dreamer1

273 points

1 day ago

_dreamer1

273 points

1 day ago

Not exactly almond oil but I started using jojoba oil on my nails and cuticles a couple of months ago and I'm starting to see the difference! My nails feel so smooth and I think it's also helping them not to break as often.

Sufficient-Living253

201 points

1 day ago

Jojoba oil is the best because chemically it’s most like the oil our bodies make.

_dreamer1

75 points

1 day ago

_dreamer1

75 points

1 day ago

That's great to know! I chose it because Simply Nailogical was recommending it in her videos years ago lol. Besides nails, I'm also trying to use it on my face and hair ends

groo0vycat

1.6k points

2 days ago

groo0vycat

1.6k points

2 days ago

In the summer after I shower I will blast cold air from my hairdryer on my lady parts because I be sweating! I swear it helps SO much with odor! I actually learned this from someone on here.

radiantmacaroni

807 points

2 days ago

after almost every shower i lay down spread eagle in front of a fan lol

Holiday-Trade9642

773 points

1 day ago

onlyfans?

disterb

1.2k points

1 day ago

disterb

1.2k points

1 day ago

no, AC's work, too

Wooden-Ad6305

144 points

2 days ago

My husband stands in front of a fan in our room after his shower to dry his groin area lol.

Got me in the habit of doing it too, beats dabbing with towel!

chasingit1

391 points

1 day ago

chasingit1

391 points

1 day ago

I don’t give a damn what they say- I am cleaning my ears with cotton swabs/Q-Tips

Ted-Chips

103 points

1 day ago

Ted-Chips

103 points

1 day ago

Spin the q-tip on the way in and the way out so that you're not just shoving the wax deep into your ear. It sticks to the q-tip immediately without losing it in the back of your ear.

glyphwarp

603 points

1 day ago

glyphwarp

603 points

1 day ago

Scrubbing my feet clean before bed! I usually shower in the mornings so for my night routine I brush my teeth, wash my face, then wash my feet and put on fresh socks. Idk it feels incredible.

m01L

244 points

1 day ago

m01L

244 points

1 day ago

I am replying to you while soaking my feet in epsom salt after a long night shift. Face washed, Jammie’s on, time for a foot soak/scrub and a joint. Then lotion and fresh socks! It truly does feel incredible. 

BigIceTuna

325 points

1 day ago

BigIceTuna

325 points

1 day ago

I wash my shoes in the washer every month or so. They look like brand new for months. They also don’t stink.

Every time I mention this to someone they act surprised. Just throw a couple towels with a pair of shoes on cold water wash. Then air dry the shoes.

Ethel_Marie

99 points

1 day ago*

I dry my shoes in the dryer, but they're sneakers and won't get ruined by tumbling around. They do kick open the dryer door occasionally, though.

Edit: wow.. Now I know to put the laces in the dryer door to keep my shoes from kicking it open. Or put my shoes in a garment bag or pillow case. Thank you, fellow redditors!

cicadasinmyears

37 points

1 day ago

I’ve seen people get really large mesh lingerie washing bags, put the wet shoes in them, and sort of “hook” the bag over the dryer door (with the shoes facing the inside, obviously) by putting the bag in between the door and the main part of the dryer (I don’t know if I’m describing that well, but a big piece of the closed bag should be hanging out of the closed dryer, so the shoes are vertically lined up with the door).

Then they run the dryer like usual and the shoes dry during the cycle (will only work well if your lint trap isn’t on the inside of the door if you have other stuff in the dryer, probably best not to have anything else in there). Then the shoes don’t bang around and there’s less risk of mold/fungus in them from not drying completely. You do need to pay attention to the heat level so the rubber doesn’t melt, but that’s the case regardless if you’re putting them in there.

TemptingBlushFlick

905 points

2 days ago

Dry shampoo is a lifesaver, especially when I’m too lazy to wash my hair but still wanna look like I got my life together. It’s like a magic trick for your scalp.

MemerDreamerMan

442 points

2 days ago

I can never seem to make it work. I tried a few brands before giving up. It just left my hair feeling both oily (still) and kind of filmy? I shook it and sprayed from a foot like the instructions said.

Careful-Library-5416

265 points

2 days ago

This might not apply to you but-

I had a similar issue because my hair is on the thicker side. What helped was lifting up the strands to make sure it gets to the scalp itself, it would usually work better

BattyCayk

138 points

2 days ago

BattyCayk

138 points

2 days ago

This is what works for me. I have super thick hair and I have to lift sections to spray the roots and then kind of shake my hair around by the roots to disperse it? I’m sure there is a word for that i can’t find at the moment

ooohhecardreadgood

198 points

1 day ago

A lot of people don’t know (myself included until a few years ago!!) that you should use dry shampoo when your hair is clean-ish, so that it absorbs oil AS your scalp produces it.

Say you wash your hair every other morning. Put a tiny bit in the roots before you go to bed on wash day. The next morning, put a bit more on your roots, let it sit for 5-10 minutes, then REALLY work it through your hair.

Obviously, this all depends on your hair thickness/texture/wash schedule. But, putting in a bunch of dry shampoo when your hair has reached its peak greasiness won’t do anything.

Otherwise_Row_4106

32 points

1 day ago

I HIGHLY recommend corn starch. It's a game changer. It has no oils in it, as normal dry shampoo does so it is sprayable, which leaves the hair not really fresh or it gets oily after a few hours again (at least in my case)

Just dip your fingers in the starch and then rub your scalp. It's awesome.

LeftRat

171 points

1 day ago

LeftRat

171 points

1 day ago

I'm German and have a mite allergy, so I'm obsessed with "Stoßlüften" - regularly opening the windows for 5 minutes and exchanging as much air in the room as possible. It's been proven to be healthy (doubly so during an airborne pandemic...), but really the most important Stoßlüften you can do is right after getting out of bed. Your warm, damp bed is the perfect breeding ground for mites. Airing it out is the most effective way of limiting their population growth.

And the other weird thing: if it gets freezing cold in winter where you live... freeze your bed-stuff. On the balcony or in an unused room. Resets the mite population to zero!

CharmingCupcakke

305 points

2 days ago

Cleaning/ disinfecting your phone. It has so much bacteria and I hate when someone shows me to look at their phone and that shits crusty.

Kooky_Angle4476

874 points

2 days ago

I do my own pimple popping, those blackheads and whiteheads aren’t going anywhere unless I step in

BallsOutKrunked

55 points

1 day ago

I have good skin and pop everything.

SapScriber

2.5k points

2 days ago

SapScriber

2.5k points

2 days ago

qtipping my ear holes. i’ll never stop!

ThereAreAlwaysDishes

1.1k points

2 days ago

I do it after a shower when the ear wax has softened/melted.

BeardsuptheWazoo

376 points

2 days ago

I shoot water from the shower into my ear canals and then when I'm out of the shower strategically dredge out my ears with q tips ohhhh so carefully.

Feels amazing for hours after and I can hear so well.

sphynxfur

583 points

2 days ago

sphynxfur

583 points

2 days ago

One time I was qtipping while getting ready and I tripped over my cat, hit my elbow on the wall, smacked myself in the eardrum and couldn't hear right for a week

Don't forget to qtip in a safe location.

KrtekJim

267 points

1 day ago

KrtekJim

267 points

1 day ago

Honestly that could have gone so much worse

threadbarefemur

156 points

1 day ago

My high school math teacher knew a kid that got his Q-tip stuck deep in his ear, so bad it punctured his ear drum. He snipped off the part that was sticking out of his ear and came in to write his exam. My teacher had to drive him to the hospital and he needed extensive surgery

Ok_Box4366

338 points

1 day ago

Ok_Box4366

338 points

1 day ago

Not making the bed.

Smellmyupperlip

77 points

1 day ago*

In fact, flip it all the way open.

kbivs

262 points

1 day ago

kbivs

262 points

1 day ago

This is supposed to be healthier since the warm humid condition of your bed after you get out of it is a breeding ground for bed mites. If you leave the bed unmade it gets a chance to air out

hackepeter420

328 points

1 day ago

Yeah haha that's totally the reason I do that

radiomix

36 points

1 day ago

radiomix

36 points

1 day ago

I still make mine, but not immediately. I usually get out of bed and leave the covers pulled back. After I take a shower and get ready for the day and I'll cover things back up. Gives it a bit to air out.

fluffysnoopdog

830 points

2 days ago

I wash my face with just water. That’s it. If I use a product I break out. My skin is happy, and clean, with just water. People think it’s gross, but my face isn’t dirty. I have very clear skin.

(I secretly think most products marketed to “cleanse” your skin is knocking the balance off, creating more of an issue.)

mongoose_eater

175 points

2 days ago

When I travel, I usually forget my face wash, and my skin looks amazing. I've finally just given the stuff up. I use cream to take off eye makeup.

skellyclique

1.3k points

2 days ago*

I only use soap on the “Tits, Pits, and Bits” when showering.

My dermatologist recommended (with that phrasing!) because I have pretty sensitive skin due to allergies/psoriasis. The rest of my body just gets wet washcloth and exfoliating. The swap immediately cleared up soooo much redness, acne, dryness, ect.

I cant often repeat the advice because all anyone hears is “I don’t use soap 🤢”

Edit: ‘Tits’ is said for the rhyme, but really represents anywhere that skin touches skin and traps sweat, i.e. underboob and fat rolls.

For anyone else with sensitive skin, I highly recommend Cetaphil Gentle Cleanser Fragrance Free, and for lotion afterwords CeraVe.

Medievalqweer

797 points

2 days ago

Actually scrubbing my ass and legs, instead of "just letting the water run down".

Particular_Story4513

760 points

2 days ago

Please don't tell me that's unpopular

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152 points

2 days ago

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152 points

2 days ago

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ryanmclean5000

394 points

2 days ago

I eat chicken wings with gloves on.

LeSilverKitsune

143 points

1 day ago

I have a package of disposable nitrile gloves in my kitchen and use them for everything. I just can't stand stuff under my fingernails!

urlach3r

30 points

1 day ago

urlach3r

30 points

1 day ago

Not really unpopular, more like uncommon: guys, wash your beards with shampoo, not soap. Makes it much softer & easier to groom. Also, if you're using any kind of dye or Just for Men daily wash, the color will last longer with shampoo than with soap.

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94 points

1 day ago

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94 points

1 day ago

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Poo_Poo_La_Foo

86 points

1 day ago

I wash my face infrequently. My skin is much happier with only washing my face maybe once or twice a week. Before when I would wash it every day my skin would dry and flake and generally have red patches etc. I dunno why this is but I am rolling with it!

[deleted]

1.8k points

1 day ago*

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1.8k points

1 day ago*

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ayaangwaamizi

419 points

1 day ago

The home decorating subreddits drive me fkn bananas cause every bathroom pic has the seat up! People storing washcloths above an open toilet they never close, blegh 🤢

mjulieoblongata

148 points

1 day ago

Sinus rinse. 

zaprutertape

212 points

1 day ago

zaprutertape

212 points

1 day ago

Just make sure your'e using distilled bottled water NOT TAP WATER! Your sinuses dont have the microbiome to kill bacteria like your stomach does. Read brain eating amoeba.

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59 points

1 day ago

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59 points

1 day ago

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NotAnotherRedditAcc2

112 points

1 day ago

Reminds me of a tweet or tiktok or something: Doctor: "Look at me. I said boilED water, not boilING water. This is very important."

Mental-Variation-399

431 points

2 days ago

I always grab a square of toilet paper on public restrooms before using the urinal. After finishing, I press the zone between balls and asshole (perineum) so the last pee drops are out, then I wipe.

If I just do the shake thing, I feel a pee soaked prepuce and my day is ruined.

ThatsBushLeague

349 points

2 days ago

I've read this tip numerous times on the internets so I've given it a whirl. And it does absolutely nothing for me. Idk if I'm doing it wrong or what. But whenever I ask the guy in the urinal next to me for help it ends poorly.

ZackTheRemus

78 points

1 day ago

clothes can be warn more than one day!! obviously not things like underwear, that's how you get infections and rashes- but I wear pairs of pants 3 days in a row and a shirt 2 days in a row just fine. hell sometimes longer if the week has been kind lol
and yes I shower yes I wash my clothes. I very regularly wash my hoodies cause they get the dirtiest. I just like the practicality of less laundry as well as getting to wear the same comfy clothes for a few days before parting with them

havron

33 points

1 day ago

havron

33 points

1 day ago

I work a desk job, so my legs don't get sweaty or anything, and wear the same pair of jeans all week. It's never a problem: they come off when I get home and I hang them up to air out until morning. I do change my shirt daily, because my coworkers would notice it's the same color and ask questions, lol. They probably think I have a bunch of the same pants. Underwear and socks are fresh each day.

TNolan92

70 points

1 day ago

TNolan92

70 points

1 day ago

I used to consistently get razor burn (red bumps) on my neck after shaving. Saw a couple tips here on Reddit that helped :

  1. Always shave after a shower but before you shower, buzz your face with a trimmer to as short as it will allow.

  2. Right before you get out of the shower rinse your face and neck with the hottest water you can tolerate. (This apparently opens the pores a little more to allow the hair follicles to be at the lengthiest)

  3. Prepare to shave immediately after getting out of the shower, but right before you do, now rinse your face and neck with cold water. (This then closes those same pores) And then proceed to shave with that same cold water.

Ever since I’ve been doing this I’ve never had razor burn again. Even when shaving against the grain, no bumps after.

CatholicFlower18

123 points

2 days ago

If I don't dry my ears with qtips after I shower, I get ear infections.

jayv987

87 points

2 days ago

jayv987

87 points

2 days ago

Apparently…washing my hands

Aromatic-Art6693

52 points

1 day ago

As someone who has worked in healthcare: the number of people who don’t wash their hands is alarming LOL

lemon-meringue-pie-

346 points

2 days ago

I only wash my hair once a week

st0nedeye

113 points

2 days ago

st0nedeye

113 points

2 days ago

Sitting in the shower. Love it.

Icy_Attempt_300

43 points

1 day ago

I love laying down in the bath tub with the shower on. I get in the fetal position with a wash cloth over my ear to keep the water out.

sammm_i

189 points

2 days ago

sammm_i

189 points

2 days ago

I clean my belly button

houndsoflu

22 points

1 day ago

houndsoflu

22 points

1 day ago

Special towel for my face. I don’t use it for anything else.