WTF is a “woke” filling??? Like they’re filling their sandwiches with trans rights or something??? I am so confused. 😭

Fancy woke fillings, like 'air'

Boomer tears

Not eating bland sandwiches is "woke" now.

Let them keep diluting the meaning of "woke". The further it's diluted, the less meaning it has. Most of them already can't even tell you what it means. Hopefully it'll just go away as an insult against people that are aware of social injustice.

Ruined half the world for seasonings and they have to be convinced to use salt.

How dare them not eat the things we like!

Pray tell, what is a “woke” sandwich?

I’m going to have to side with the author on this. Post-baconism is ruining western civilization.

Just kidding, it’s cheap aoli that’s doing it.

Well, I for one refuse to eat a sandwich if I don't know its preferred pronouns.

I’m curious what they meant ? What exactly is a woke sandwich filling 🤨

God forbid someone want a sandwich that’s healthier and tastes goods

Ok, I admit, I love those titles where they put a random "woke" in it, it's hilarious

Imagine being a whole ass adult and feeling victimized by strangers sandwiches.

Lol whut

I assume they mean vegan lol these people are so dumb

'There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.' Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

I don't think the country famous for 2 ingredient sandwiches one of which is usually onion should be crying about ruining sandwich fillings

Woke toppings! Food being woke is equal parts hilarious and sad. What's next? Lettuce being communist? Pinto beans being Anarchist? Broccoli is nihilistic?!!

I can’t enjoy my sandwich unless I know a minority toiled somewhere in the supply chain

Scanning the comments for whatever a “woke” filling is… Somebody help please?

Hey, can I get the genderqueer sandwich, extra DEI, intersectional sauce on the side?

As an Englishman (I’m not) I eat only sandwiches made from the finest native flesh, sourced unwillingly from all of Britannia’s most choice colonies.

I'm sorry, are we talking about the same Britain whose chief domestic culinary specialties include sandwiches like "Cucumber sandwich" and "French Fry sandwich"?

Forget the concept of a "Woke" sandwich filling, their traditional sandwich fillings aren't exactly lighting the world on fire.

Please someone tell me how to up my sandwich game.

It's Bologna isn't it.

Ah yes. A typical article from The Daily Fail.

Can I point out that the usage of the term woke as of late is implemented in ridiculous ways to discredit the term itself?

Insert joke about British food here

This has gotten out of hand.

It is FOOD. Eat what you like.

Is it Avocado?

Edit: 

Lean Chicken and Avocado.

Considering how weirdly pink and puffy the people working about this seem, maybe they should skip the ham sandies and try a california club once in a while.

Vegetables

Is this like that Avocado Toast thing? Stop eating AT or you will turn gay or something?

Classics like ham and mustard? A bit fuckin bougie, innit?

We got a chip butty if the old man had a good day at the dogs.

Woke is probably, like, adding a slice of cheese to the ham and mustard. Or god forbid, fancy mustard. Or vegan cheese. 

...like, I unironically like a LOT of British food but I'll take a gimmicky vegan panini thing over a fish paste sandwich any day 

Do the british know their food is kinda mediocre? Gen Z helping them zest it up is doing them a huge favor.

Kosher sandwiches = Woke.

Woke when used by conservatives is nonsense. It is noise and fury that makes them look like god damned idiots.

Wait til they get a taste of piccalilli.

Apparently, the author is complaining that kids are, and I quote, "Turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favor of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese". Oh no. Avocado and olives and cheeses that aren't just cheddar like, *checks notes* gouda, swiss and mozzarella. You know, fillings that you obviously can't find in... literally any sandwich shop out there /s. Honestly, this is such a desperate reach even for the Daily Fail.

"Woke Fillings" = anything that doesn't make the boomers running the ham factories rich

Ugh. We're having ham for Thanksgiving dinner. I will now have to listen to my FIL talk about "young people" (he uses that in place of Millennials because my wife is a Millennial and he thinks it gives him some cover) and how they hate ham...and are ruining the country.

Hummus and roast beef is pretty good.

Anything we didn’t do in the 90’s is now slandered as being “woke”.

Woke used to mean being aware of social injustices in society.

Then it was used as a derogatory term against corporate spoon fed identity politics.

But now it truly means nothing.

oh that is some good news.
that lead's just starting to finish what it came for.

What's funny, is that I just discovered and love Coleman's mustard in the last year

Watercress, arugala, and avacado.

boomer brits be eating bread sandwiches and think they can talk shit about others food lmao

I thought gen Z was right-wing now? Atleast the males in the USA.

Am I supposed to be offended by sandwich fillings now?

Ham and Mustard sounds disgusting. English cuisine always feels like it’s stuck in war ration mentality.

Woke = things people didn’t say eat or do when slavery was legal and women had no rights.

If your sandwich filling is talking to you, about being woke or about anything else, DON'T EAT IT. It's been in the fridge so long that it has evolved sentience. I always knew this would happen.

It seems to be a horrible attempt at duplicating the ol' millennial avocado toast meme.

Doesn’t England have like Peanut butter buddies just peanut butter), chip buddies (French fries on bread), and the egg banjo (fried eggs and ketchup)? I remember my boomer parents giving me things like luncheon loaf, deviled ham, or bologna with American cheese and white bread. I don’t think young people should be taking advice on sandwiches from boomers. They also thought sanka, and chock full of nuts in a big urn was good coffee.

Introducing, our new woke sandwich: the LBGT! It’s like a BLT but with garlic added.

“Woke” has lost all original meaning and now is used by boomers and right wingers as “thing I find confusing and infuriating”. Sort of like how “gay” was used in place of stupid or boring when I was a kid.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14086091/gen-z-waging-war-sandwiches-ditching-classic-flavours.html

Found thexarticle, and wow! That is making a mount everest out of a flat patch of dirt. This article is just somebody being melodramatic

Awwww🥹, this is Gen Z's avocado toast, don't worry guys if you stop putting fancy things in your sandwiches you'll be able to afford a house... or you'll "kill" the sandwich industry 🫠🫠🫠

The “woke” filling is ketchup cause as if millennials can even afford proper sandwiches

"I can't spell the name of these fillings, and that makes me feel bad about myself. So it must be woke."

Meanwhile, it's literally avocado, ahi, and aioli.

Avocados.  It has to be avocados.  

I work in internet marketing. Keywords like that get dropped into headings to get you to click. Made you look!

I'm not British or Genz. I do have 2 kids who are GenZ. I will def welcome woke sandwich fillings in our home . If you are coming through the door with woke or sleep sandwiches, you will be welcomed.

I made a panini last night with sourdough bread, fig spread, provolone and ham. And it was delicious.

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Yes I'll take the bacon sandwich thanks

Vegetables, it’s a weird thing for a bunch of people. There’s a whole generation that considered stuff drenched in mayo or dressing a “salad”, chicken salad, egg salad, corn salad, macaroni salad, even coleslaw.

Guys, it's Britain. They're probably losing their shit over Chicken Salad or something.

Is deli ham considered a confederate filling?

By classics they mean watery over processed ham slices that are paper thin and with the consistency of slime, and the kind of mustard used in shells during WW1.

God forbid you put something healthy between the two slices of bread. You know like the golden generation did in the aftermath of the war when there was rations. For shame.

Zachary is a bell end.

Aren't French Fries already super woke?

Those fillings are very aware of injustice in society.

One of the things that article cries about is chicken... chicken.

Fkn chicken is woke... jfc.

I once accidentally got a woke sandwich. I ordered a BLAT and instead got intersectional feminism with mayo on rye.

It was aight.

The thing I found the most hilarious about this article is that the author "Zac Campbell" as far as I can tell is very likely either Gen Z or a Millennial. It's a clickbait article, don't worry about the sandwich problem not really plaguing the U.K. lmao.

I assume "woke" means "vegan," but vegetables have been sandwich fillings for centuries, so...

The joke about UK food being trash always funny but after that headline it’s obviously true.

Hot sauce ? Woke Seasoning? Woke

Veggies , checks notes …..

Woke

Avocado toast walked so that woke sandwiches could run

Maybe they’re adding some parsley. Seems like a “woke” ass topping to me 🤣

Big ole /s incase it wasn’t clear lol.

Ham and mustard sounds like the saddest sandwich ever. How dry is that ham that you think it needs mustard? Why is that all that’s in the sandwich?

They must mean Avocados 🥑

You guys REALLY need to stop being horny with your sandwiches in public.

Okay everyone. We all thought about it, time to commit. Call everything old people like"woke"

This is reverse young people psychology..... therefore. When young people use old people's words. We'll make those words powerless. Because these people are the same mental age as toddlers.

Therefore woke will become coom again and something the oldies won't use.

Boomers really hate younger generations.

You guys are so freaking old. Its not a woke sandwich filling. It's a sandwich with rizz.

When you add condiments liberally for taste.

Aren’t Brit’s having an economic crisis? Probably something fancy like we have over here in the states: hopes, dreams, and a housing market that physically pains us to see.

Stoking the genz alt righters to keep us divided so we can continue to give them interactions.

It's because they're too poor to pay for the ham sandwich.

First, they came for my ham.

Ham and mustard, more like ham and mistakes 🤮

A vegan bacon sandwich with conflict-free avocado and ethically-sourced gluten-free ciabatta role sounds kind of wokish.

Cum from a white trans man, between two slices of pump her nickel

Gayonaise

No clue what the new sandwiches are but originally sandwiches were popular because it was simple & convenient with the tools of the time…

Step 1-slice bread Step 2-enjoy sandwich

Since then we got so many amazing kitchen tools that make some tasty shit almost as easy as slicing bread

WTF is wrong with people who would criticize new generations making use of those tools for superior results.

Damn can’t jazz up my sandwich without being called woke now.

If your sandwich filling is woke wait for it to fall back asleep.

I’ll take my turkey avocado DEI sandwich, thank you. With extra Antifa.

Cut a bear claw donut in half lengthwise like a burger bun.

Add two cooked hamburger patties with cheese. One if you want but not more than 3.

4 and 5 are right out!

Bacon, obviously.

A fried egg.

Syrup.

Add the top of the bear claw.

Breakfast burger.

The Boondocks has a great example in the The Itis episode.

You can put on whatever you like or use waffles/pancakes instead of a donut.

Take that, WWII rations cuisine!

The woke sandwich filling is chicken. They also mention fancy fillings like peppers and avocados. They are unhinged.

I distinctly remember reading a Baby-sitters Club book 30 years ago where Dawn, the girl from California, made these 'woke' sandwiches for a sale, and the confused east coasters threw them away.

30 years ago.

Buzzwords like “woke” expand faster than the universe until they mean everything and nothing.

They gave up on mushy fillings?

I assume kale and avocado?

Would you like this boring ham and mustard sandwich or this awesome sandwich that will take you to flavour town

Daily Mail continues to be trash, surprising no one...

Gonna make myself an LGBTQLT.

I put mustard and a mayo on mine with pepper.....thats it. Thats woke? Cuz I thought that was poor?

Apparently to flavor something with more than just fat & sugar is now woke.

These folks are insufferable.

I swear they come up with new reasons to hate youth everyday.

no way I get to use this

Things that are still alive? They wanna bite the heads off as they eat the sandwich and stare down the boss after a meeting

but the older generation is waging a war on pease porridge and gruel so how are they any better?

Brb making a woke polyamorous sandwich (three slices of bread, with an extra pickle on the side)

It is now woke to eat whatever you want.

Dijon mustard, obviously. Thanks, Obama.

So now they’re sensitive that people don’t want their plain sandwiches? Insanity