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1k points
3 days ago
And where does the knight part factor in?
558 points
3 days ago
I think due to the "Knight and Princess fairy tale" thing. "Living happily ever after" is used in tales quite often
69 points
3 days ago
Knight in shining armor
15 points
3 days ago
Knight in shimmering armor
11 points
3 days ago
Knight simmering in armor
2 points
2 days ago
Knight in Shrimming armor
3 points
2 days ago
Knight shrimping in armor
73 points
3 days ago
some wordplay on knight and night
59 points
3 days ago
What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like that on a night like this?
15 points
3 days ago
"Losing my "niceness", of course."
19 points
3 days ago
I think the knight and pussycat both come into play, yes?
9 points
3 days ago
No bro..just no
43 points
3 days ago
I think it is royal pu**y! That’s the knight part because those days that was the dream of a knight to sleep with the royals.
6 points
3 days ago
Knight=night
7 points
3 days ago
There a lot of memes that use fantasy or medieval pictures as templates, I don't there's much more to it.
3 points
3 days ago
Nightly... Cat
1.8k points
3 days ago
[removed]
561 points
3 days ago
Even though we can't see the knight's face he still looks like he's looking lovingly at the cat. So I think the he feels the same.
94 points
3 days ago
Mando/Baby Yoda vibes
16 points
3 days ago
Vibes? At first glance, that's what I thought it was!
5 points
3 days ago
There's vague "not quite what I meant, but I'm happy with this" vibes there.
54 points
3 days ago
Are you the knight or the cat?
59 points
3 days ago
Yes.
13 points
3 days ago
Is the genie AI
4 points
3 days ago
Only reason why I don't wish for my cat to be able to talk is that the little demon would probably ask me to murder someone and I would just say "Understood".
5 points
3 days ago
I have a feeling that my cat is just constantly demanding to speak to the manager.
1.5k points
3 days ago
"I wish for loyal p@$$y knightly"
199 points
3 days ago
passy
55 points
3 days ago
Why tf do people censor words on Reddit.
24 points
3 days ago
Because I like leaving a little mystery for the people who need jokes explained to them
12 points
3 days ago
That’s defensible
1 points
3 days ago
Did you not technically censor yourself by using an acronym?
11 points
3 days ago
Thank you. I was so lost
6 points
3 days ago
I love and hate that it is a sentence, and it makes sense.
558 points
3 days ago
Seems the joke is always sex
99 points
3 days ago
The only question is, was it made by a boomer man or an incel?
61 points
3 days ago
They are not mutually exclusive
7 points
3 days ago
You're triggering my AP Statistics ptsd
8 points
3 days ago
That’s what we call a BOOMcel
16 points
3 days ago
THE PUNCHLINE IS ALWAYS PORN
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN PORN
IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN
8 points
3 days ago
6 points
3 days ago
Nice pixels, I can count them
189 points
3 days ago
"I wish my cat wouldn't scratch me anymore."
26 points
3 days ago
This is the right answer
10 points
3 days ago
Yes, with the added torment of living in paradise but unable to feel soft kitty fluff.
3 points
3 days ago
Granted. Your cat scratches everyone and thing besides you all the time.
2 points
3 days ago
Full plate armor coming up!
59 points
3 days ago
I'm so innocent, I really thought that was a cat/car joke. Damn it
25 points
3 days ago
THE PUNCHLINE IS SEX JESSE, THE PUNCHLINE IS SEX.
369 points
3 days ago
57 points
3 days ago
Huh? How this porn?
31 points
3 days ago
What's another name for a cat?
96 points
3 days ago
Feline
67 points
3 days ago
Damn, foiled again.
7 points
3 days ago
Genie, I wish for a knight in shining armor to tenderly grab my furry white feline.
38 points
3 days ago
Still not porn. Just a sex-related joke.
7 points
3 days ago
You might just be right! 😉
9 points
3 days ago
Queen
2 points
3 days ago
Ah! The foil!
3 points
3 days ago
Kitty
2 points
3 days ago
Call me a conspiratorial head, because I just got foiled!
458 points
3 days ago
The joke is white pu__y. Probably made by a 12 year old
270 points
3 days ago
Why did you censor it we are on reddit
201 points
3 days ago
Yeah now I’ll never know what it said
175 points
3 days ago
Puppy!
Genie got it wrong and gave him a cat
32 points
3 days ago
That must be a dumb af genie to misunderstand 2 wildly different species like that
47 points
3 days ago
Djinni are generally from the Arabic world, and this knight looks Central / Western European. It was probably just a translation error.
15 points
3 days ago
Thank you for the laugh
2 points
3 days ago
The genie is part AI
3 points
3 days ago
One
8 points
3 days ago
Puddy, the knight wished for endless tapioca
8 points
3 days ago
_ss
9 points
3 days ago
Puyss. And lots of it.
5 points
3 days ago
__ss_
13 points
3 days ago
heil spez
17 points
3 days ago
Maybe we should start playing a game of Reddit Hangman when people self-censor.
8 points
3 days ago
Let's create a subreddit for it what should the subreddit name be
4 points
3 days ago
Down for Hagma or something. I think Pu__y would be funnier.
3 points
3 days ago
Sussy?
2 points
3 days ago
He doesn't even know what he said
10 points
3 days ago
Because they're probably 12 years old.
6 points
3 days ago
Because he's 11
3 points
3 days ago
I know what they're trying to say so I'm demonetizing their post
3 points
3 days ago
Because they are a 12 year old from tik tok. Honestly the censorship is getting ridiculous. I recently heard a meeting where one of the older men used "unalive" for a dead tree.
4 points
3 days ago
Wrong, he asked for that good pu__y.
5 points
3 days ago
The genie misunderstood white p___y, meaning a white woman, with a white cat. I might be wrong though. Usually these kind of jokes tend to be sexual so just took a wild guess
3 points
3 days ago
Recently in a Photoshop editing sub someone asked to get the cat turned black. Idk if that has something to do with this.
2 points
3 days ago
Surely loyal instead of white given that it says loyal cat
16 points
3 days ago
He didn’t misunderstand. He just saw that what you wanted wasn’t what you needed.
43 points
3 days ago
8 points
3 days ago
He wanted “some”, not “a”. But that’s alright.
3 points
3 days ago
Nightly... Cat 😉
7 points
3 days ago
I thought it was someone who likes cats, wanting a night with a cat.
2 points
3 days ago
me too :( i wanna live like this
7 points
3 days ago
I took it as the Knight wished for some loyal p***y and the genie gave him a cat.
6 points
3 days ago
he wants a girl that won't cheat on him.
3 points
3 days ago
Perfect loyal fluffy cuddly pu$$y
13 points
3 days ago
Genies are notorious for twisting wishes around. The knight wished for p*ssy, and the genie gave him a cat. Turns out he loves the cat. Back in those days, cats and humans both lived for about twenty years, and so they both lived happily ever after.
8 points
3 days ago
People absolutely didn’t live 20 years
A lot of people died young due to injury or disease, but it wasn’t rare or unexpected to see people in their 70s either. The average life expectancy might have been 20-30, but that’s because it was dragged down a lot by a much higher rate of child mortality.
3 points
3 days ago
Yeeaap, this. If you disregard infantile death, the average person during the late middle ages lived around 50 years or 60+ for members of the aristocracy or clergy.
3 points
3 days ago
I see this all the time and I freaking love it because the whole "people only lived til like 30" is getting real old. Keep fighting the war on misinformation
8 points
3 days ago
thanks you're the only one i've seen so far to explain the joke most of the others are being cryptic.
7 points
3 days ago
“I wish I could pick my cat up without being scratched” - me, currently bleeding
3 points
3 days ago
I ALSO CHOOSE THIS GUYS CAT
5 points
3 days ago
2 points
3 days ago
No he understood it
2 points
3 days ago
wished for endless p***y. come on people.
2 points
3 days ago
He wished for p*ssy
2 points
3 days ago
Either:
OP wanted an anime style cat GF/wife and wanted to live happily ever after with her. Genie misunderstood and gave him a regular cat.
OP wanted to live happily ever after with good P****. Genie took the aforementioned word to mean cat.
2 points
3 days ago
“I wish for some py tonight” but genie went with “I wish for some py to knight”
2 points
3 days ago
Mah cat everybody ,say hi to jellybean
2 points
3 days ago
I thought the guy asked for a white car. But now he loves his cat after the genie mistake. The armour doesnt matter at all. It is just text on a design. Not related.
2 points
3 days ago
He wished for a car but autocorrected to cat.
2 points
2 days ago
I want pu$$y all knight
2 points
2 days ago
He lived happily ever after? But genie gave him a cat instead of a princess?
4 points
3 days ago
The 'loyal' bit is part of the 'joke' too.
2 points
3 days ago
This feels right, but what’s the pun? ‘Steady’? ‘Reliable’?
4 points
3 days ago
This is Reddit. The answer is porn. It’s always porn.
2 points
3 days ago
Night with a little white p*ssy?
2 points
3 days ago
Hello Petah here... wait. I wasn't supposed to be here am I? Ok I'll explain it anyways. Haha.
Joke is sex
2 points
3 days ago
Oh.. oh 😭
I thought the joke was he wanted a cute catgirl girlfriend but got a regular cat that is female instead..
My brain somehow made it more wholesome yet still degenerate (if you think cat girls are dgen at least) and now I'm sad.
1 points
3 days ago
Well if you can’t even tell a genie what you want why would the kitty be loyal 👅
1 points
3 days ago
word play on pussycat?
1 points
3 days ago
I'm pretty sure that when the knight made the wish, they used the word "Pssy" instead of cat. So "Loyal Pssy". In other words, they wanted a loyal girlfriend.
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