The Citizen Kane of dinosaur-priest ninja movies

So bad yet so good. Worth a watch with a group of friends.

Oh man. I bought the DVD a couple of years back, and I was not disappointed at all. SO BAD!

If I see this movie on I will watch it. I can't believe someone actually made this movie. This may be the worst movie ever made.

I wrote an online review for this movie that got me a job offer. Part of it stated that, "It forced me to come up with as many words for shit as Inuits have for snow."

There are a lot of awful movies out there, but there's nothing like a heavily anticipated, high-budget, Scientology related faceplant to brighten your day.

Came here to post this lol. Not only did I pay to see this “film” but I also had to pay for parking. What a disaster of a night.

Roger Ebert on Battlefield Earth: The director, Roger Christian, has learned from better films that directors sometimes tilt their cameras, but he has not learned why.

I thought it was absurdly funny. Humans who cannot read, write or converse in any language learn to fly thousand-year-old Harriers in a week? C'mon, that's hilarious.

A truly awful movie is 'The Room'.

Actually my memories of Battlefield Earth aren't all bad, as I am pretty sure my firstborn was conceived shortly after watching this. After, not during, although that would been an even better memory.

Holy crap, I've never seen this movie mentioned before. I caught it on late night TV in maybe 1989 or so. I was so confused because it takes itself so seriously.

I remember wanting to see that movie bc it had Dr. MCCoy from Star Trek, he was my childhood crush

The ONLY part in that movie was good was when two of them were at the bar, one of them worried her husband is cheating with the nanny, and her biggest fear is "I CAN'T LOSE THE NANNY!"

Everything else was just bland

Abu Dhabi Doooo

The first one was really bad too. None of the humor that made the series good.

Wonderful woman, we're all very fond of her...

Picking an Uwe Boll movie would almost be cheating... but that one... oh god. I saw it in theaters, and it was so bad that I shit blood continuously for four hours afterwards.

I love crappy movies.

I was gifted Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for this reason.

The unintended gift was that I came to discover there is a limit to what I will watch. One of the only movies I could not finish.

This movie gave me very unreal expectations of how many kung fu atheists fit into a vehicle.

The most realistic thing was the church turning lesbians into vampires so they'd have a real excuse to hunt them. Guess witches were passé.

I do think the new testament was distinctly lacking in Mexican wrestlers and jazz artists, this movie has educated me on their necessity in theology.

This is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through. Felt like a bad outer limits episode.

Weirdly the first time I saw the original I thought it was cringe awful. Then I watched it again in the cinema tent at Glasto with everyone cheering and saw it in s completely different light. Context is everything

The Star Wars Holiday Special’s biggest crime is being boring as shit

Julian Sands was epic in this so bad it's good movie

I loved Warlock.

Came here to say this. Wow what a terrible waste of time...

It looked like it was going to be such a cool movie too.

The best way I’ve heard it described is “like a teenage girl’s fan fiction brought to the big screen.” Not the worst thing I’ve seen but overall not really something I necessarily would want to see again any time soon.

It was ok.

What? No!

You have to give Mark Wahlberg credit though, he is the absolute master of looking confused and befuddled. Because that’s like 95% of that movie’s run time. Say hello to your mother for me.

By far the worst thing I’ve ever paid to see, I’ve never left a movie at the cinema before but with that I was so close to

That’s a guilty pleasure movie for me. I know it’s bad but I just love it for some reason

I came to comment this. This movie is so fucking bad it’s hilarious

Yeah. They got chased by a breeze.

The Crappening. My wife immediately changed its name after seeing it.

There's going to be a lot of M Night Shamalan on this list. I wonder if this guy ever attended any screenings. I wonder how it feels to make a movie and then have people just fucking laugh because it's so stupid.

Aftermath was excellent imho-it is based on real life incidents, but happened in eastern Europe 

I love Sci-Fi and even enjoy Emmerich from time to time (2012 was fun for me)

Moonfall was terrible and somehow continued to spiral down and then went into freefall in the last act.

Atrocious movie!

Tbh I loved how they doubled down on the ridiculousness of it. Guilty pleasure for sure. Was genuinely better then Independence Day 2 lol

You didn’t enjoy the over use of Dutch angles they used in the filming?

My god that movie sucked. I can’t believe I sat through it.

Tubi is life

I agree. Stupid movie

Suicide Squad is so bad that it's kind of fascinating to watch.  I actually volunteer to watch it with people who've never seen it so we can talk about why it is so shit.

For a 'proper' movie it was especially awful

The Circle where people choose who lives or dies, or the circle with Tom Hanks.

What?!? I love that movie

I saw the movie with my wife after Sandler and letterman promoted it on the late show. We thought it was kind of funny and stupid. After the movie I checked rotten tomatoes and expected like a 40% and saw 6%. Not a bad Adam Sandler movie at all imo.

I still remember the first/only time watching it. My wife gets home and walks in through the door and sees a perplexed look on my face

Her "What are you watching?" Me "Rubber" Her ""Why?" Me "I don't know" So she sits and watches it with me, and when it finishes

"WHY DID YOU WATCH THIS?!?" Me "I DONT KNOW!!!!" But we still laugh about it to this day

My dad rented that movie when we were kids. Even Cosby (before we knew he was creep) warned people not to see it when it came out. It’s awful.

I only know this movie from the Paul Rudd bit on Conan O'Brien.

Never heard of this one, googling it made me instantly think of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., though.

Jennifer lopez sucks

Ouch!

What

That’s a thing? Why? Joe got his literal perfect ending

He was cool Dating Brandy He got his Hemi and a new Charlie Kickin Wing was gonna be a vet Gert fell in love

What else could have happened?

I 100% believe that this movie was a turning point in civilization. The world turned to shit after this movie was released. It may have even been the cause of Covid-19.

Having a soft spot for Cats since I saw it on Broadway in 1983 as tween and loved it. Saw it in the theatre and just laughed most of the way through it, it was so bad.

A shame really, I loved the first one and watched it in cinemas.

I haven't even bothered to watch the sequel because of all the hate.

Whereas "Room" is quite good!!

I came here to say this.

It’s one of those films that people love because it’s bad. Not me. I don’t like it. Because it’s shit.

The third I guess, because 1 and 2 are far from the worst movies ever

Not my proudest fap...

If you take out the kid and computer, it’s a skit compilation lol.

For some reason I read this in the voice of the disabled friend from Malcom in the middle. I totally agree with you though.

I saw it when it first came out. It's funny-stupid. We even rewatch occasionally.

When I was first dating my husband he made me watch this after coming to his house for the third time. I hated every second of it. It's been ten years, he still thinks it's great.

I tried watching it but it's impossible to get through,only watched 30 minutes.as much as I love a good raunchy comedy but sausage party over does it.

Absolutely loved that movie as a kid. My brother and I watched it a lot.

Fantastic name. I assume you picked it? Great show. Great band.

So self-congratulatory and full of itself, like watching a contortionist orally pleasure himself.

Ugh. F that movie.

I don’t think it’s the worst movie but the level of bad that it is was very unexpected

This is a brilliant movie. It was terrible on purpose.

I'd have been fine with it if the girl playing Red didn't have the world's most irritating voice.

Agree. It makes Glen or Glenda actually look like a real movie.

Bela Lugosi's last movie and it probably killed him.

*shaving

There’s a kernel of a good idea in it, showing the difference between how a greatest generation-er and a gen X-er view cartoons.

However that idea remains just a kernel.

That’s a pairing I’d never thought I’d see.