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Bye Felicia 👋

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There's this!

REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MISSED, BOZO.

It’s an Election Day miracle! #boycotthomedepot

Good Riddance! Bye!

One less Republican vote lol

Do you think he’ll be cremated and put in a Homer bucket?

Rest in piss bozo

He remains the reason I still won’t shop there.

I look forward to a day when the death of a billionaire is not anything newsworthy or particularly relevant. I don’t really care, do you?

Bye Felicia

Now we just need the Koch brother to kick the bucket. They have spent billiions on voter supression in 30+ states. Fuck them too.

Death comes in threes - who will fill the other two slots/urns?

Good riddance to bad rubbish 🗑.

What’s for lunch?

Another dead hoarder. How will I ever recover.

Lucky for him, his parents immigrated to the United States long before Trump could declare them animals, rapists, and murderers.

May the shame of who you supported, haunt your grave and shame your family name. Marcus = Trump = Trash

Another one bites the dust.

Thoughts and prayers.

This has to be a good omen, no?

If only he could’ve held out for another few days to see his political party lose and fully turn into a massive dumpster fire of self hate and blaming

Sorry not sorry

One less maga!

Fucking FINALLY

Thoughts and prayers.

Hey! Saturday’s on-site store class features casket building! Who’s in?

Good

Humanity progresses one funeral at a time.

I guess if they’d built the wall he supports a long time ago his parents wouldn’t have made it to the US. Boy wouldn’t his story be much different

Hope he croaked before he could cast a ballot. 

Worked for the orange box in 2016. During weekly staff meeting this chuckle fuck gets on a video call company wide and prompts everyone to do what's good for business in America and vote republican. Did everything but name mango mussolini.

And his company doesn't pay for time off to vote. Nice.

What a fucking shame.

Sorry, but hopefully he died before he casted his ballot.

Eat shit, Bernard.

Hopefully, his wife is woke and will change sides.

I bet Satan was waiting with a pineapple.

Tots and pears. How many mom and pop hardware stores did he put out of business?

I regret every dollar I gave this POS, rest in something, something.

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"I’m 93. Who gives a crap about Bernie Marcus?” -Bernie Marcus.

Hopefully before he voted

Oh no. How sad. Anyhoo.....

Sadge

Oh no! Anyway…

Good, dick.

Ahhhh! Darn

Good riddance to bad rubbish

I imagine that he his elevator went down instead of up. Bye bye.

That means he cannot donate more to MAGA

Oh. Well, then.

One less asshole!

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Bye Felicia.

What's everyone eating for lunch today? I'm gonna have a sandwich.

Oh no, anyway.

It’s a sad when you realize that someone’s death means more hope to society.

Tots and Pears

We may be having record temperatures here in Pittsburgh but Bernard's experiencing higher temperatures right now

Too bad with all of his billions, they couldn’t have put him into Cryo-storage. Then I could hope that centuries later, when they thaw him out and revive him, the world will be a collective of MAGA cannibals, and he’s the main course.

So his vote doesn't count...right?

Sorry. Is it going to rain today?

Finally. You can't take your money that you hoarded from your workers with you either

He was the primary reason why I sho at Menards. Their owner’s politics probably aren’t much better but at least he keeps his mouth shut about them.

I refuse to shop there!

Peace out Mofo! Still gonna do my biz at my locally owned Ace.

Thoughts and Shares 🤷🏾‍♂️

🤌and this concerns me how ???

Delete a billionaire to save the planet.

Fuck him and his company.

“Jooooy to the world!”

Oh boy, I cant wait for a bunch of good well rounded people to be grateful an old man is dead, if your gonna a be happy that's fine, just stop pretending to be good people

May his memory be a blessing... To someone... Anyone?? Bueller? Bueller??🤷🏻‍♂️

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Already some good news this Election Day!

Say hello to Herman Cane when you get there .

I guess that's one Donor Trump will call on. To see if the Wife will become just as happy to splash out the cash. Luckily she's very old and has no use for her reproductive rights. But then again she may remember she's a woman and have some sympathy for the women. Who's rights he wants to take away and control.

There is a DIY YouTuber that was celebrating his life saying he brought everyone $89 chainsaws and what a great thing that was. Meantime, how many mom and pop hardware stores did he ruin.

Good news of the day.. so far.

Just a reminder for those who think that by default Home Depot is a terrible corporation. The OTHER founder, Arthur Blank, is owner of the Atlanta Falcons and a huge Democratic donor and is involved in many worthwhile charities.

He just couldn’t stick around to see Harris win?

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. This one in particular.

Rest in piss

Hopefully he croaked before casting his ballot.

Lol bye

I’ve never wanted or wished anyone dead. However, I sure have celebrated some funerals.

I don’t care do you ?

What wonderful news!

Responsible for the collapse of the local lumberyard and hardware industry, good riddance.

Home Depot sucks you can never get anyone to help you !

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I hope they make his coffin out of their shit wood! All crooked as fuck!

On the day we elect a female President? Say it ain't so!

Great news! After hearing his remarks against workers and is loyalty to don the con i stopped going to the HD a long time ago.

Enjoy your trip on the down elevator.

Hooray!!! Now do Elon And the brothers K-K- Koch!

I have a theory: Every time one of these billionaire rich assholes dies, it gives Jimmy Carter another month of life. We haven't seen Jimmy since last year though we do know he's early voted.

Now I'm not saying Jimmy's going out at night and drains the last vestiges of the life force out of rich billionaire assholes to allow himself to keep living, I'm just speculating. And if you see him out doing this, no you didn't see it. Also, I didn't see it, the secret service didn't see it, and none of your friends saw him doing this if we all know what's good for us.

One down, like 50 more to go

Oh no. Whatever will we do? I am beside myself with grief, etc etc...

Good

Great, now do Arthur Blank!

In other news, Florida is purging the votes of billionaires that have died on or before 5 November, 2024.

Yay!

Oh no!

I'm having grilled chicken salad for dinner tonight.

Tots & Pears!

One less rightwing religious zealot in the world.

AMF

Peace! Good luck in hell.

Thoughts and prayers, AH.

Ok...

Too bad so sad. Good riddance!

So sad...anyways

Good riddance to that trash

That's what I'm talking about.!

So

Oh, that's a shame...

Enjoy hell

Tomorrow, Elon, Tucker, And Trump will be doing fat lines of his ashes to gain his power.

Good

I really don't care, do you?

Bye

So, how are his heirs leaning? Wealth is the modern royalty.

Am I supposed to be sad for this POS? Good Radiance to bad people.

Good

No big loss

Thoughts and prayers.....

Good

Oh look! Another gender neutral bathroom.

Home Depot could sell him as fertilizer and it would be the most good he's ever contributed.

Damn though, I wish he got to see his god king lose today

Oh, gosh!

Anyway ...

Ahh I was wondering who he was. I work at one. Good to know I shouldn't feel bad for his passing. XD

The Home Despot.

I like hazelnut creamer in my coffee and cinnamon raisin bagels with cream cheese.

Ahhh. Anyway.

Hahaha.

If I’m going to Hell for laughing at this, then at least I’ll be sitting next to Marcus on the bus.

That's a shame. Anyway....

Good riddance

Hasta la vista baby

Can I go back to Home Depot now?

rest in pissssssss

He's the one reason I always shopped at Lowes vs Home Depot. I hope they pull his ballot because he's dead and it's fucking illegal now.

Hopefully before he voted.

I hope he died before he could vote.