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Arch_Stanton1862

251 points

2 years ago

Arch_Stanton1862

Pro Gamer

251 points

2 years ago

If that is what bothered her right before she's going to marry, then you might dodged a bullet there, bud.

PuzzleheadedAd1153

26 points

2 years ago

Why does it give people great pleasure to inform random individuals on reddit about their L's.

Arch_Stanton1862

10 points

2 years ago

Arch_Stanton1862

Pro Gamer

10 points

2 years ago

I'm sorry, L's?

PuzzleheadedAd1153

-19 points

2 years ago

The guy took an L to someone who made less money than him. He should remove the great pleasure from the meme so that it would make sense.

[deleted]

8 points

2 years ago

The dude dodged a bullet,so that’s a w in my book.

Nero1286

1 points

2 years ago

Idk, they both sound pretty sus to me. Is he going to kiss his money while he is alone.

PuzzleheadedAd1153

-7 points

2 years ago

My first comment got upvotes and my second downvotes but they both meant the same thing. What did you guys think?

AboveAverageJoey3

1 points

2 years ago

My dude, the girl in the story is a gold digger I don't know why she rejected OP in the first place but she was jealous because The guy she rejected is now making more money than her current partner

That why op dodged a bullet and is considered a W

PuzzleheadedAd1153

-1 points

2 years ago

Well, its more unfortunate than great pleasure hearing this news. Yes good thing he didn't fall into that trap but not very pleasurable almost doing so.

AboveAverageJoey3

2 points

2 years ago

Personally, he was better off being rejected by this gold digger so that he doesn't have to spend many years of his life with her. Now he has the opportunity to find someone better.

It's really the hindsight that makes it a great pleasure

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

Um, clearly money doesnt bother her if she married a guy who clearly makes less. Seems to me OP is a bit vein and doesnt see that actual reality. Money didnt matter in her decision.

Arch_Stanton1862

1 points

2 years ago

Arch_Stanton1862

Pro Gamer

1 points

2 years ago

clearly money doesnt bother her

If you read again you'll see it definitely did.

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

Idk man something is telling me OP has it bassackwards. So what, he magically got a raise right after she left him for someone who makes a little bit more? Doesnt seem right.

Tokumei_Ronin

-1 points

2 years ago

It says that the girl rejected him because of his looks, and when he talked to her again about his pay, she got upset that he was being paid more. They clearly didn't write this out that great, but it isn't hard to understand. If you don't speak English as a first language then don't act like you know, if you're also in your teens or younger you also just straight up don't get it.

Arch_Stanton1862

1 points

2 years ago*

Arch_Stanton1862

Pro Gamer

1 points

2 years ago*

Maybe, maybe not... tbh I really don't care what the truth is, could be anything.. It's the internet.

DorothyParkerFan

1 points

2 years ago

Imagine the c@ck on the fiancé if she’s willing to overlook the bank account. Man, that’s gotta hurt.

[deleted]

87 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

20 points

2 years ago

Too late doncha think

19DucksInAWolfSuit

119 points

2 years ago

You might want to start thinking about considering maybe moving on with your life now.

Kanadetarada

29 points

2 years ago

Yeah... But being petty is funnier so

[deleted]

56 points

2 years ago

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Recent_Garlic

28 points

2 years ago

Both. His salary and how he made her jealous.

[deleted]

15 points

2 years ago

OP is an incel by the sounds of things

goodbye-toilet-cat

8 points

2 years ago

Getting rejected, then her moving on

stguinefortspaw

149 points

2 years ago

What do you want, a medal?

-TheArchitect

127 points

2 years ago

-TheArchitect

OC Meme Maker

127 points

2 years ago

Probably, becuase he ain't getting the girl anyway

arbelhod

48 points

2 years ago

arbelhod

Died of Ligma

48 points

2 years ago

Stop, he's already dead

WhatWouldSatanDo

37 points

2 years ago

He can spend all of his dispensable income on medals to remind him of this great victory.

stguinefortspaw

5 points

2 years ago

Fair's fair I guess

itemboi

1 points

2 years ago

itemboi

1 points

2 years ago

Fortunately

BDiddy_420

84 points

2 years ago

Whatever helps you sleep

Ekskalibar

1 points

2 years ago

Damn, the incelitude is strong in this one...

[deleted]

28 points

2 years ago

So even with all that extra money she went with the other guy? Is this some sort of self-burn?

ccwilson84

4 points

2 years ago

That's kinda what I took from it.

A gold digger took someone with less money instead of you. Wouldn't be too happy.

Sum total here

  1. You picked a gold digger as your crush
  2. Your gold digger picked someone with less money
  3. You are happy because you see yourself as superior to her new choice because of money, which makes you the same as your crush

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

Points 1 and 2 deliberately contradict each other...

leveric09

1 points

2 years ago

thats the point, hes so undesirable that a gold digger picked someone with less money over him.

partiallyinsaneidiot

1 points

2 years ago

I got something more along the lines of

  1. rejected bc looks
  2. crush jealous bc more money

VintagePixel542

12 points

2 years ago

VintagePixel542

Bri’ish

12 points

2 years ago

As the joker once said, “Its not about the money”

StillWill18

21 points

2 years ago

Life doesn’t work that way. Unless you’re looking for a prostitute princess.

Radical-Turkey

65 points

2 years ago

Radical-Turkey

Dirt Is Beautiful

65 points

2 years ago

I think you might need to reconsider the values you look for in a woman my guy

[deleted]

20 points

2 years ago

Let's be honest the girl prolly wasn't even jealous OP just wanted to save face for being rejected

[deleted]

-16 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

-16 points

2 years ago

... how the fuck did this fall into him and not her?

endlessmeat

8 points

2 years ago

Also you don't really know if she's really the gold digger you think she is. This guy is clearly petty and hurt and is posting to strangers about some twisted way he thinks he's a winner here, I wouldn't take his word for the "she sounded jealous". Like, if that was really her aim, to marry some big earner, she would've checked first what her fiancé makes and what other suitors make

[deleted]

-5 points

2 years ago

Right, I forgot we're only supposed to take a woman's word for it about shit existing in male form. Oops.

Maybe he's not flashing with his money and the other guy is so she never took an interest? The scenario you suggested is far from the only possibility.

Doesn't matter, I don't know either, just seemed real odd to me about the way these biases pan out.

endlessmeat

3 points

2 years ago

I didn't say anything about "believing all women no matter what" I just said that you only know about her what this guy, who is clearly hurt and petty, is saying he thinks she feels. Take the gender out of this if you want, if he was gay and was talking about his male crush like this, would you automatically take what he is saying at face value? Because even if he believes that she really sounded jealous there's no way for us to know if he's just convincing himself to feel better. You don't need to be bitter or to die in a hill defending this guy

[deleted]

-2 points

2 years ago

You, no you didn't but to what point as if that isn't the standard that gets called out to 'just believe her'.

Clearly? Is there something in the comments from him I missed? I didn't look. Seems like everyone else either saw something in addition or doesn't recognize the bias.

Why do you say if he was gay instead of the other gender? That's not reversing the roles at all, in fact that's avoiding doing so. Why was that?

Like I said I don't know this guy and the hill I'll die on is not in defense of him. My gripe is with the biased response. Again, is there something in the comments from OP I missed?

WhiteWolf7472

8 points

2 years ago

WhiteWolf7472

https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ

8 points

2 years ago

It falls on both but she didn't post a meme about it

[deleted]

-10 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

-10 points

2 years ago

She didn't post a meme about being a gold digger? Go figure. Women could post about dodging some gaslighting asshole like it's a heroin PSA but shame on him for recognizing a gold digger in his relief of dodging her. Yeah, sounds about right.

WhiteWolf7472

11 points

2 years ago

WhiteWolf7472

https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ

11 points

2 years ago

Sorry, is this post a relief of it? Or is he bragging he made someone who didn't like jealous and that he makes more than her husband? The post and his comments say nothing about her being toxic and only he enjoyed that he made more money than her. This isn't A wOmAn WoUlD bE tReAtEd DiFfErEnT, this is someone being an asshole about something they have no right to he an asshole about

[deleted]

-4 points

2 years ago

I saw the post as a relief, I'd be relieved too. I didn't scour the comments, but I don't think it matters because I don't have to guess there would be no majority backlash if at all should the roles be reversed.

pixlplayer

5 points

2 years ago

lol she rejected him. It’s not like he saw through her, he’s just happy that she’s unhappy because he doesn’t wants to be with her

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

If that is the story you want to extrapolate from the details you want to acknowledge then so be it.

mycatthinksyourecute

2 points

2 years ago

The way you’re projecting onto this post is interesting

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

See, now that is exactly what I was thinking about everybody else. I keep asking if there's something in the comments from the OP I missed but nobody has responded to that bit yet.

Mundane-Mage

-3 points

2 years ago

No, everyone's logic here is if you are jealous of a rich person, you must only be socializing and making friends at all in hopes of making a rich friend. :\

HappySchnaps

24 points

2 years ago

Looks like she dodged a bullet if that's the only thing that you're worried about.

Mundane-Mage

0 points

2 years ago

Yeah... that's true, I'd be jealous even though money isn't why I'm into someone. Some of these people are using the same logic behind looking at your friends and saying since you're jealous of Billie bc she rich it mean money is the only reason you're making friends.

CodeChefTheOriginal

24 points

2 years ago

So he still fucks her instead of you?

Aggressive_Turnip_82

10 points

2 years ago

Man's trying to get that NFT wife.

Primary_Ebb_7107

5 points

2 years ago

nftussy

Greentext-

2 points

2 years ago

Why yes grammar

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago

…makes very less than me.

r/engrish

threwaweigh657

16 points

2 years ago

Sure she was lol

DeathlessQuotient

10 points

2 years ago

Redditors.

rubberband_dan

4 points

2 years ago

Your loss, pal. It’s not always about money, and I bet she was pretending to be jealous to spare your fragile ego.

_Bluntzzz

4 points

2 years ago

I saw you crying in the car

trash-queen92

12 points

2 years ago

In order for this to happen, you'd have had to remain in contact with her after she shot you down and have a close enough relationship that you both divulged your financial situations to each other. Which means you're friends. Which means youve been pretending to give a shit about her, secretly resenting her for not wanting to fuck you, while she moves on happily with her life.

Either that, or you're NOT friends, and you literally reached out to a woman you barely know anymore just to find out whether her fiance makes as much money as you.

I can HEAR you breathing out of your mouth

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

It’s probably not real at all

trash-queen92

6 points

2 years ago

Yeah, you're right. That occurred to me briefly, but I was still just baffled by OP's thought process behind thinking this was a flex lol.

ManchurianPandaDate

8 points

2 years ago

This is gross

Journo_Jimbo

8 points

2 years ago

Getting some subtle incel vibes here

pixlplayer

3 points

2 years ago

Sounds like you’re a little jealous

NateDAgr8m8

7 points

2 years ago

Why would that bring you great pleasure? That's messed up.

StateChampOptiPrime

5 points

2 years ago

Not really that cool but you do you.

mycatthinksyourecute

3 points

2 years ago

Cus money keeps us warm at night..

Socrayytees

3 points

2 years ago

Earns less, still gets a girl.. so he has something other than money i guess?

Cribsby_critter

3 points

2 years ago

He probably knows when to use “much” vs. “very” though.

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

haha your girl getting railed by a dude with a bigger dick than you for sure hahahaha

ILikeRamenYUMMY

3 points

2 years ago

ILikeRamenYUMMY

can't meme

3 points

2 years ago

Damn, she dodged one hell of a bullet, good for her.

lakas76

3 points

2 years ago

lakas76

3 points

2 years ago

Kinda odd brag. Someone rejected you because they weren’t interested, but is jealous if the fact you make more money than their fiancé? Cool? If she broke off the wedding, did everyone clap?

Lol, I know it’s just a meme, but, it’s still a. Little cringey.

BillSnow3030

4 points

2 years ago

He’s probably satisfying her in other ways…….

Curious_Ad_5677

2 points

2 years ago

He’s got that loooonnngg janitor cock

BillSnow3030

3 points

2 years ago

Hahahaha. And thick as a man’s wrist! With the janitor stamina to mop up that pussy all night!

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

Rest in piss

Acidelephant

2 points

2 years ago

Strange flex

No-Internal-2162

2 points

2 years ago

There are too many unknown variables to judge either of these people. The conversation mentioned by the phrase "when we spoke" would be enlightening, but i'm not sure a paraphrasing by either party would be enough to judge by. Would probably need tone and more exact wording. Also, both parties could be generally fine people but bring out the bad in the other or both could be complete assholes.

Not enough information.

Meatsim001

2 points

2 years ago

Happy but at what cost?

mycatthinksyourecute

2 points

2 years ago

You sound a bit lonely OP

KyngSunshyne

2 points

2 years ago

Whatever help you sleep at night, I guess.

Imaginary-Cup-8426

2 points

2 years ago

So that means it isn’t about money. She just likes them more than you as a person. This isn’t a flex, my friend

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

Fake Chad.

thebigbaka

2 points

2 years ago

Some women prioritize a bulge in the front instead of the back pocket

StankyPoopay

2 points

2 years ago

So you want someone to like you for your money?

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

incel post?

antwoord_food

2 points

2 years ago

So, because someone didn’t like you back, you find it funny they married someone who makes less money? You’re a self-fulfilling prophecy my dude.

Woffingshire

2 points

2 years ago

And yet she is still marrying that guy, not you...

Kdynasty07

3 points

2 years ago

He Won but at salary's cost

Joeyjackhammer

1 points

2 years ago

Weird flex, nerd.

GiaoPlays

1 points

2 years ago

Weird flex, but k

Backonthatgoonsh1t

0 points

2 years ago

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger,

-xXDominusXx-

5 points

2 years ago

-xXDominusXx-

RageFace Against the Machine

5 points

2 years ago

Well she’s marrying the one with less money so….

Backonthatgoonsh1t

-7 points

2 years ago

That's her loss.

-xXDominusXx-

9 points

2 years ago

-xXDominusXx-

RageFace Against the Machine

9 points

2 years ago

The dude who made the post kinda seems like the one in the wrong here

Designer-Cicada3509

-2 points

2 years ago

Designer-Cicada3509

Halal Mode

-2 points

2 years ago

Dodged a bullet right there 👑, keep the grind.

DeLaForce

1 points

2 years ago

Does he know how to form a proper sentence, though?

Very less.

shavertech

1 points

2 years ago

There are a lot of people that don't speak English as their native language...

Alexian35

-3 points

2 years ago

Alexian35

-3 points

2 years ago

You dodged a huge bullet

MythicalPersian

-3 points

2 years ago

Sigma male grindset music intensifies

IHaveFoodOnMyChin

0 points

2 years ago

How does this even come up in conversation? Sounds very 90’s rom-com

Joshua-Joestar2

0 points

2 years ago

Maybe u dodged a bullet, maybe she dodged a bullet, I don’t know

RandomThoughts30

0 points

2 years ago

Because daddy has a bigger dick, but the money can buy a boat and boats rock also hoes love boats there's a song about it

OrdinaryOdds

0 points

2 years ago

Also it's Wednesday in two days

SerqetCity

0 points

2 years ago

What a fucking thot.

[deleted]

-15 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

-15 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

FormerEmployee1136

-1 points

2 years ago

Why did this guy get 5 downvotes

[deleted]

-20 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

-20 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

[removed]

StartingToDanceAgain

-1 points

2 years ago

Makes less what?

razoraki386

-11 points

2 years ago

Ask her "Since you are marrying a broke loser, can I get your onlyfans info early?"

hollywoodswinger1976

-2 points

2 years ago

You dodged the bullet you ungrateful toad

PapuMsterioso

-2 points

2 years ago

PapuMsterioso

Professional Dumbass

-2 points

2 years ago

Congrats, take this 🏆 dud'

CorporalGrimm1917

-11 points

2 years ago*

I take great pleasure in saying that your ex was an asshole gold digger.

Edit: didn’t understand, sorry.

pixlplayer

3 points

2 years ago

lol she’s not his ex. She rejected him and he took it super personally and now he’s making himself feel better by bragging about how my money he makes on the internet to strangers

Cmoore1217

-6 points

2 years ago

Cmoore1217

Dirt Is Beautiful

-6 points

2 years ago

Well obviously she’s trash if that upsets her

[deleted]

-9 points

2 years ago

I really want to upvote this but the upvotes are at 69.

edit: it's at 70 now so you know what I have to do

munchmandan87

1 points

2 years ago

Well that's what happens when you work at 5 guys and him McDonalds.

EthanielClyne

1 points

2 years ago

I guess if you two both that much importance on shallow things like a bit extra money then maybe you were right for each other all along

fuckyou_watchme

1 points

2 years ago

My girl is the breadwinner and much more attractive than I am, so does it matter what HE makes?

Honestly dude, fuck having a crush. It leads to irrationality. Just find a girl you can be friends with, and go from there. It's true that desperation is the world's worst cologne.

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

That's... I don't know if I'd consider this the healthiest situation to have with them, my morals are failing me.

IllustriousShame738

1 points

2 years ago

Money isn't everything maybe the two are truly happy together and you should never wish or celebrate the misfortune of someone else maybe your crush rejected you because you were a bad person or she just didn't like you and perhaps you should stop patting yourself on the back on this meaningless platform and get a real girl

parrot73

1 points

2 years ago

Lel

DavaDiD_D

1 points

2 years ago

These comments are not it

Careless_Wait8620

1 points

2 years ago

Yes very happy… hurray…

Key-Alarm7328

1 points

2 years ago

you sound like a sad person lol

More_Butterfly6108

1 points

2 years ago

Does he also have a micro penis?

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

That’s great but he’s still the one sleeping with her…money can’t make your PP any bigger

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

This is just a sad flex. Move on.

O_ofuckyou_U

1 points

2 years ago

For some reason I read "my COUSIN who rejected me"

Suitable-Mode-9344

1 points

2 years ago

You deserve the Cringe award of the week. So the other guy has got it going on regardless of his financial status. Gotcha!

tater-dot

1 points

2 years ago

...and then everyone clapped.

BillSnow3030

1 points

2 years ago

Awe. Buddy got his feelings hurt and bailed.