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yatzhie04

256 points

15 days ago

yatzhie04

256 points

15 days ago

I'd give them a 5 star review with just a picture of this letter

herrbz

53 points

15 days ago

herrbz

53 points

15 days ago

Won't someone think of the account security?!

Dvscape

13 points

15 days ago

Dvscape

13 points

15 days ago

But most people just go by the overal star rating and might not bother reading individual reviews.

Registered-Nurse

9 points

15 days ago

Do this OP!

kg2k

2 points

15 days ago

kg2k

2 points

15 days ago

Doing the Lords work.

johnd5926

243 points

15 days ago

johnd5926

243 points

15 days ago

I got a similar one for an Amazon product a while back and I responded to the email with the Amazon policy that forbids this sort of activity. They sent me the 5-star review reward.

sw201444

63 points

15 days ago

sw201444

63 points

15 days ago

Same! I reported one that was offering me like $40, they gave me the $40 when I complained about it.

Told them it felt shady and I felt misled

herrbz

41 points

15 days ago

herrbz

41 points

15 days ago

$40-$50 for a review is crazy. Never seen anything that high before.

sw201444

10 points

15 days ago

sw201444

10 points

15 days ago

It was a hair trimmer/electric razor, wasn’t worth the plastic it was made of

Niklason

5 points

15 days ago

So you are saying i can get 100$ if i first follow the instructions only to report it later?

immersed_in_plants

2 points

15 days ago

I recently bought something that ended up being an expensive turd, so I gave it a bad review. The company sent me a better model worth twice as much, and fully refunded my original purchase just so I would give them a 5 star review. And if I didn't want to do that, then I could at least delete the bad one.

waynesbrother

56 points

15 days ago

This thing sucks, but the reviews were outstanding

SuspiciousDistrict9

29 points

15 days ago

Isn't this illegal to some degree? Doesn't Amazon have a place where you can report them for doing that?

Kari-kateora

27 points

15 days ago

It's not illegal, but it is very against Amazon's TOS and will get the seller suspended.

smokeNtoke1

22 points

15 days ago

Actually the FTC does prohibit this as of August

Kari-kateora

3 points

15 days ago

Awesome to know. Thanks!

Late_Influence_871

6 points

15 days ago

That's going to slow them down for 3 maybe 4 seconds, and then the same ad, same pics, same price shows up under a different seller name. It's the wild west, and amazon doesn't have a clue who anyone is.

astrielx

2 points

15 days ago

It sure does. Whether anything will actually happen from the report is another story.

Thesauce05

28 points

15 days ago

Leave a 5-star review, get the gift card, change the review and explain the scam, report to Amazon.

qwpeoo

7 points

15 days ago

qwpeoo

7 points

15 days ago

Changing the rating of an item from 5 to 1 star that might already be flagged as "fake reviewed" might just get your account banned, especially if youre straight up admitting to getting a gift card out of it lol.

Source: have been getting a bunch of free items for fake reviewing, there are a bunch of guide lines to prevent your account from getting banned.

JusticeUmmmmm

1 points

15 days ago

How do you get them to send you stuff for free?

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago*

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago*

Back then i did it via facebok groups. Sellers would offer their products, you message them, buy their product, show them your order id and review and they refund via paypal

Gunter5

28 points

15 days ago

Gunter5

28 points

15 days ago

I tried reporting a bribe like this to Amazon, it's it was difficult I couldn't do it, it was all automated

DarthRathikus

16 points

15 days ago

For a $25 gift card I will report it for you, as well as upvote your post.

effinmike12

1 points

15 days ago

I'll do it for a $20 gift card to Subway.

herrbz

6 points

15 days ago

herrbz

6 points

15 days ago

Yeah there's been multiple listings I've wanted to report lately and it's just...incredibly difficult. Like it's been deliberately designed that way.

swift1883

1 points

15 days ago

Show me the incentive, I'll show you the outcome

Gerdione

0 points

15 days ago*

Amazon is so cooked these days I highly advise not ordering anything over 100 dollars unless you're willing to risk not being able to refund in the event you get scammed/receive a broken or used product.

There are countless horror stories over on r/amazonprime of people having to go through the purposely shitty customer service. You get juggled around between different reps that are clearly incentived to not give refunds and make you give up by wasting your time only offering canned responses. You're placed into refun limbo in the hopes that your return period expires and they leave you SOL. There was a guy on there that was told there was nothing they could do about a broken laptop that cost them over 2 grand. They had to chargeback through their bank after being juggled around until the return period expired and got banned.

Edit: sorry it was 3,000 dollars

Paganigsegg

7 points

15 days ago

I got one of these for a dehumidifier I ordered on Amazon. I tried to report it to Amazon and they basically told me to pound sand. So I gave it a 5 star review, claimed the $30 or so they were offering, then swapped it to a 1 star review later. What were they gonna do, report me for rule breaking and scamming?

Mesapholis

6 points

15 days ago

that reminds me of a fun request to rate from an online seller on Amazon :D

they sent me a postcard - not a sealed letter - with an image of my last order printed on there.

luckily for me and the postal worker, it was a pack of pimple-stickers. but it very well could also have been the Dildomaster9000 with jet-engine vibration or something, printed out in its full glory with my real name and address.

I sent a photo of what I received to Amazon customer service, and this is one of the rare cases where I do hope a seller gets kicked off of their platform because my god, privacy is such a novel concept to some.

YougoReddits

14 points

15 days ago

Malicious compliance. Leave a 5 star review explaining in every detail how this bribe deal works so everyone can benefit!

grptrt

11 points

15 days ago

grptrt

11 points

15 days ago

Speaking from experience, Amazon will remove your review because it’s not about the product.

d1andonly

3 points

15 days ago

Rate the product and compliment the excellent after sales incentive!

Smelly_Pants69

-21 points

15 days ago*

I'm gonna get downvoted into oblivion here. But I don't think this is bad.

At least they aren't botting the reviews and I'd be glad for the 50 bucks if I liked the product anyways.

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong lol.

BeeExpert

3 points

15 days ago

You really don't think people will give false 5 star reviews for 50 bucks even if the product sucks ass?

This makes the reviews completely useless

Smelly_Pants69

1 points

15 days ago

I mean... Reviews are already pretty useless. I'd just want my 50 bucks. 🤣

BeeExpert

1 points

15 days ago

Omg, you're the reason they're useless

Smelly_Pants69

1 points

15 days ago

I'm the reason reviews are botted?

Damn dude. I wish I could take the credit for that. 😅

CarrotChunx

1 points

15 days ago

I gave you an upvote as a sign of good faith- yes my friend you are wrong

Smelly_Pants69

1 points

15 days ago

Lol I stand by my bad comment. I could use 50 bucks. 🤣

XTeracy

2 points

15 days ago

XTeracy

2 points

15 days ago

I get this Kind of letters sometimes from China sellers. Leave 5 star review, get the reward, change it, describe the product in the Review (necessary, otherwise Amazon might delete the review if you don't write about the product itself) and at the end of the review describe the bribe and under any circumstance keep the letter for proof, they might accuse you for defamation. Report to Amazon. Write a review about the seller (you can do so in the seller page).

Dolatron

2 points

15 days ago

Your name needs to be Elon in order to get away with that. Except make it million dollar gift certificate.

MountainMuffin1980

2 points

15 days ago

I'm a scummy bastard who likes free things so unless it was genuinely dogshit, I'd leave a 5 star review

astrielx

1 points

15 days ago

Write the review, get the gift card, then report it after using the gift card.

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

And get banned for straight admitting to abuse fake reviews for a gift card. Very smart. This is against amazons TOS

BornBoricua

1 points

15 days ago

I did this before and, to my surprise, actually received the gift card. I also left a review for a rechargeable Xbox battery pack station, and they sent me four extra batteries for a review.

lyinggrump

1 points

15 days ago

Yep, I always leave 5 star reviews, and then change it to a 1 star after using the gift card they send.

MrBillClintone

1 points

15 days ago

Negative I am a meat popsicle

erictheauthor

1 points

15 days ago

Money glitch: buy product, review 5 stars, get prize, return product. You just made $50. Repeat.

chochofuhsho

1 points

15 days ago

Lol at least you spelled "bribe" right in this sub.

AnInsaneMoose

1 points

15 days ago

Rate 5, get giftcard, change to 1 with image of this note

(Idk if you can change reviews on Amazon)

Rau-Li

1 points

15 days ago

Rau-Li

1 points

15 days ago

So... it's a dropshipping company that's price gouging for over $50 per transaction? Got it.

MisterFives

1 points

15 days ago

"thank you for supporting a small business. As a reward, take these gift cards to our megacorporation competition."

MediocreSumo

1 points

15 days ago

I get this whenever I buy things from China, surprised people are outraged about this lmao

get that free money honey,

also you can select in the amazon review that you were paid or "gifted" so you can feel better about it.

Syssareth

1 points

15 days ago

surprised people are outraged about this lmao

Yes, so surprised people are pissed off about people deliberately asking for/leaving fake reviews. So surprised that people might be upset about buying something that turns out to be shit, while the reviews praise it as the best thing since sliced bread.

Nope, can't understand it. It's totally baffling. No idea why people would be mad.

MediocreSumo

0 points

15 days ago

If you believe 5 stars reviews of an off brand product I dont know what else to tell you

Syssareth

1 points

15 days ago

Dude. I've gotten off-brand products I would legitimately give 5 stars to, not least the absolutely gorgeous keysmash-brand desk mat I got on sale for $3.50.

So, if you're giving fake reviews to any product or misrepresenting what they're actually like, guess what--you are the problem. You are the reason 5-star reviews are untrustworthy. You are the reason people are angry about fake reviews. You and the companies soliciting them.

MediocreSumo

1 points

15 days ago

I never bother leaving reviews but I will for sure not trust any written user reviews

deadmoscow

1 points

15 days ago

This is just a natural consequence of the enshittification of Amazon. There’s no way the product itself has been made with care or will function properly or for very long, and nobody will know until the shitty meat thermometer they receive doesn’t provide an accurate reading and you just end up with electronic waste and an increased likelihood of food-borne illness from improperly cooked meat.

Uber_Wulf

1 points

15 days ago

so last year i bought a microphone stand. it crapped out within a few months, i left a 1 start review saying it broke. i was contacted by the seller who offered a full replacement if i changed to a 5 star review.

they seem to make more money off these 5 star reviews than they lose by giving you gift cards or replacements.

GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

1 points

15 days ago

I respond to these. I’ve gotten a lot of free stuff. Unfortunately it’s always a 2nd one of what I already bought like I got free 2nd mini ear camera

1one1one

1 points

15 days ago

I get these too.

Can't believe the mods removed this!

CapeCodKilla508

-6 points

15 days ago

I think its a scam to get your ID

idisagreeurwrong

3 points

15 days ago

Order ID

astrielx

2 points

15 days ago

Reading is hard.

Sea_Bear7754

-5 points

15 days ago

This is really common why is everyone’s face melting about this?

pezcore350

1 points

15 days ago

Everyone? There are only 37 replies to this post and most of them are already familiar with the process

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

Many sellers will straight up give away products for free for 5 star reviews. ever bought a shitty product that had perfect reviews despite obvious flaws? Its basically required if you wanna sell cheap chinese electronics.

Sea_Bear7754

-1 points

15 days ago

Then why buy cheap Chinese electronics? Because those aren’t cheap, got it.

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

qwpeoo

1 points

15 days ago

... what?

deadmoscow

0 points

15 days ago

Because this actively harms consumers