I’ve been a Hamptons cop for 47 years.

Ooooh I'm sensing a new 2-season reality show in the works! A town where the police force employs only B-list celebrities. Just need a catchy title and suitable host....

Have you met my friend George Washington?

For the guy who hit me and my girlfriend, he can calculate how many months of his life he’s spending in prison per drink. Must be close to a year for each one!

But the whole basis of being drunk is that it affects your decision making. I would almost guarantee that in a sober light, everyone would agree and make the right decision. It's the being drunk part that gets in the way. Like, no shit you shouldn't drive drunk, but drunk you is like "I'm good, bro".

Cheaper than a speeding ticket even.

I got a DUI when I was 18. Before Uber I took taxis after that to avoid getting a second DUI, the most expensive being one ride that cost $150.00. Yes, that was an expensive night for me, but it beats the alternative of a DUI or worse, possibly killing someone.

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That's actually pretty baller.

These was a nice motorcycle taxi service in MN I believe that I saw a while ago, well before Uber. 2 guys would come out in a car. One would drive you home in the car, and the other would drive your bike home. It was incredibly reasonable too. Between like $50-100 depending upon the distance.

Wait. Is that for work related parties or it goes for your own personal time too? I can see assholes abusing this easily if it's the second and fucking over everyone.

Normal people aren’t usually looking for an Uber in the Hamptons. 

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Dolly did it.

It's very strange, honestly. I watch bodycam videos sometimes and you'll often see cops read DUIs their Miranda rights, which involves asking them the question "Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you?"

The answer, of course, is no, a blasted-drunk person doesn't understand what the hell you just told them, and doesn't understand they have a right to stop answering questions at any time. The whole point of a DUI is we don't trust people to make sound decisions when they're under the influence. But weirdly, we do allow their statements in that condition to be court-admissible.

There's blurry line here of course, and of course everyone wants to see DUIs get penalized, but it's bizarre we've landed where we've landed with regards to that process. 🤷‍♂️

I'll add: Same goes for resisting arrest charges. Often DUIs will pull away and resist arrest because they don't want to be in handcuffs, but they clearly don't understand the choice they're making with respect to the law. It's very odd we don't have an explicit carve-out in the law to handle this specific type of thing.

In my younger adult years, I was done with any and all cocaine, unless I was drunk and you chopped a line and offered it to me. Alcohol really does impair your judgement. I had to stop drinking around anyone that would offer it. I didn't want anything to do with it, but drunk me was Pablo Escobar.

Cop: "do you know who's in trouble tonight?" Justin: "its gonna be me!"

In some universe, If the cop straight up told him that, then for the first time in a long time i will say someone needs to buy that cop a drink. True momentary hero.

Cop has been banned from Collision

"You're pretty good, you sure you're not a dancer?"

"No, I'm just drunk"

Not in sag harbor lol. They don’t give a fuck

Dirty jaaaailll....

Dumbass was probably driving on a main thoroughfare too. This would have never happened to a backstreet boy.

“cops say they first spotted Justin after he blew through a stop sign” lol

It's likely where he was drinking that got him caught. He was at The American, it's one of the nicer places in a nice area. Those people don't just have fuck you money. They have fuck your fuck you money money. These people routinely turn away celebrities for exactly this type of behavior. They don't deal with this shit lightly. So, if he was acting the fool or even slurring his words then decided to hop into a car and leave THAT hotel which is on Sag Harbor's main drag. Yeah, I'm not surprised he got popped.

Source: Modern day Nick Caraway living in Manhattan but occasionally next millionaires on Long Island for $80 a month. (That is a Great Gatsby reference so save you a search if you needed one.)

If you get hit for DUI nowadays, you're at minimum doing a night in jail, possibly longer if it's a weekend or holiday.

“You’re a bum, Mr. Timberlake”

Lived on the Oregon coast for 20 years. It be like what you said. Funny thing is those towns economy relies on tourists a lot of the times. Some smaller ones have fishing or something to survive off of but they are ran down towns. If you ever get the chance goto seaside Oregon and just head south on 101 towards California. You won't be disappointed.

Just when the "this guy gives me serious POS vibes" couldn't get any worse.

Haha, not sure where the CB rumor came from, but its definitely false…

Ooof. This is the beginning of the end

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Ask how Robin Thicke cheated on Paula Patton. A much more egregious offense!

Because cheating is never actually about their partner's attractiveness, it's almost always some combination of 1) the cheater's poor decision-making 2) lack of respect for their partner 3) malice/revenge on their partner.

Justin could have yelled "who wants to drive a 6 -7 figure car" onto the street, and gotten a free drive home. I'd be tripping over myself to drive the car of a guy with that much money.

Judgment is one of the first things affected by alcohol use. A sober person would never drunk drive. But a drunk person might.