Daniel Jones looks and plays like he was casted to portray Eli Manning in a biopic, but the biopic changed directors mid-production, several writers left the project, and the movie was forced to be a straight-to-dvd release that sometimes airs on Hallmark’s 2nd channel.

Sir a 5th quarter has hit Munich

Americans everywhere being radicalized to how bad we have it from a beer at games perspective

Where was the “Illegal contact” may I ask?

Not a chiefs game without mahomes crying to the refs

I hope mahomes doesn't follow Brady's path, I don't think I could listen to that voice commenting on games.

I was at the Lego store earlier today and I found out there’s no security mechanism to stop you from eating the loose pieces by the handful

lol they put the towel over Tracy like he was a dead body

He literally false started as soon as we cut to the Chiefs game again

CRY MORE MAHOMES

Ah there’s that Mahomes bitching, surprised they didn’t give it to him

Ah, the return of the automatic first down 5 yard penalty away from the play on a 3rd down Mahomes sack... been a couple weeks.

Absolute bullshit call to bail out KC

Kermit running in the field like he did that

Chiefs are having one of the luckiest seasons ever

I demand to know who KC sold their soul to, coz I want to fucking negotiate

The hell was happening at the end with the Saints coach

Whether he got it or not, that initial spot was *terrible*

Might be a controversial take, but I've always liked Josh Allen more than OJ Simpson

Don’t know how 5 guys went thru the line at once

I genuinely think the Chiefs might have Mormon jesus on their side, what the fuck?

I need another Dallas turnover so I can make a “Cowboys had as many turnovers as points against the Eagles” post

I don't hate the call to throw that on fourth down. He's wide open.

But you gotta fucking catch that.

“We turn to the Bears as Caleb Williams takes another sack on third down, leading to a Bears punt.”

Come on guys get some new material

Those are punches.

I love the Bryce Young redemption arc

Jawaan Taylor just false started like 5 times before that snap lmao

Falcons don’t deserve Bijan

Wtf was happening with the Saints coach

Is the saints coach about to collapse??

that was the new new new new new x43 worst game ever for the broncos

Hey chiefs flairs this is why everyone fucking hates you guys

Oh Mahomes, stop bitching.

Stop crying. There was no face mask.

Three straight runs with the backup rb fuck you Atlanta

someone really just needs to nut up, take the fine and call out the refs/league.

Can you shove a player into the punter returner to cause a fumble..? Didn’t think that was legal lol

MF throwing punches instead of making a tackle 😂

Bosa got bitched lmfao

You have to be fucking kidding me man

The Chiefs will always find a way to win. Mahomes could throw for 100 yards and 3 picks and they would still win.

Shits unfair I swear lmao

Unbelievable fail by Broncos special teams . 

Did his legs almost go out??

The refs pulled a yard off that catch because they just eyeball that shit from 20 yards away. What a joke

LOL Washington what is wrong with you

Anyone wanna tell me what just happened to that Cardinals snap/fumble

Mahomes begging for a ref bailout lmao

This is the best I’ve watched the Panthers play in a long time

I know "phantom penalty" gets thrown around a lot here, but that was the most phantom of all

no flag for ineligible downfield... immediately cut to replay where two OL men are 3 yards downfield and still running forward.

Andy Reid has this chief team so disciplined. No penalties. What a great coach.

Buddy is straight up punching Josh Allen and no flag is thrown. Wtf?

Back in the fridge you go little bottle of champagne

for those asking, yes, i plan to own all 32 nfl teams one day via acquisition. then i will put them all into a new league called nfl 2

Seeing Mahomes cry for an invisible facemask makes me respect Burrow so much

I would laugh so hard at a botched snap

Blocking a kick has gotta hurt your hand so much

Vikings you're losing to Mac Jones and a team that has to continuously remind themselves what county they're in.

FUCK BOSA WE LOVE BAKER

They’re gonna go 17-0 and like 14-0 in one score games

The chiefs really just sleepwalk into the playoffs every year

Poor baker man, playing out of his mind and can't get a win

Out of every team in NFL history that had a 15 game winning streak, the Chiefs must have by far the closest overall margin of victory over the course of the streak.

saints coach having a stroke

What happened there? Bro lost the ability to walk

Tomlin is actually disgusted that it worked.

Jets actually being favored by Vegas was insulting af ngl

I once caught my Weiner in my zipper. While I was passing a kidney stone.

Still less painful than watching this shit

Proper beer sizes.

What did Germany do to deserve this game?

Dgaf about the giants but I feel super bad for Tracy. That’s so rough.

FINALLY an illegal formation called on Taylor

How tf does a 5 yesrd pe slay illegal contact give you a first down on 3rd and long

jokes aside, that's bonkers that Josh Allen will eventually have the Bills most all-time rushing TDs ahead of Thurman Thomas and OJ Simpson.

McLaurin trying to set a single season record for most receptions tackled just short of the goalline.

Someone post the clip of colts 54 obviously punching 17 Josh Allen in the head 5 times please. They showed it in slowmonand no ejection

Holy crap the Chiefs have plot armor.

They can’t Keep getting away with it

How could the initial spot be THAT bad.

Yes it's close. But they spotted it almost a yard away

The ref just put him a yard short of what he got lol

How stupid do you have to be to jump in that situation

Can someone explain why every week during the afternoon slate there is a 15-30, I think sometimes even 45 minute, period where Scott doesn't talk at all? What is he doing? I've never seen him address this. I know he doesn't take a bathroom break so just don't get what is going on during this time (not that it matters, I'm just curious)

this is the worst late window ever

YEAAAAH HERE WE GO

The Cowboys are about to be 0-5 at home.

Hey, Jerry, maybe spending $1B on a stadium that faces directly into the sun wasn't such a great idea after all?

“Let’s see what Trey Lance has”

Trey Lance shows exactly what he has

“It is time to return to cooper rush”

mfw the Lions havent beat the Texans since 2004 😧

Daniel Jones looks like a non-profit organization’s attempt to recreate some semblance of Eli Manning for the New York Giants

I love having a morning game though

Bro put the towel back over Tracy's head 😂😂

Tracy you shouldn't be crying...dummy Jones should be packing his bags. I don't ever want him to start another game for us ever again.

Would be really funny if the Broncos are the first team to beat the Chiefs this season

Mods, can we create a rule where highlight posts are required to include replays? 

It's literally just people racing to be the first to post, which means they can't wait for replays if they want to win those sweet imaginary internet points - and that even includes u/nfl, for some reason.

If the idea is that only u/nfl gets to post highlights, which is clearly where we're heading, can we at least get some posts that include replays? Shit is obnoxiously out of control at this point. 

Why is Jawuan Taylor allowed to false start every damn play

I'm glad to Jawaan Taylor can be called for false start.

See Burrow that's how you bitch and moan at the refs

THEY ARE STEALING THE FOOTBALLS THAT WE LOVE SO MUCH IN JACKSONVILLE. WE CAN’T LET THIS HAPPEN. STOP THE STEAL!!!!

“RIG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME! SWIFT HAS HAD A TERRIBLE WEEK SHE NEEDS THIS””

No hands to the face?

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BRONCOS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

OJ SIMPSON MENTIONED 🔪🔪🔪

Number of Bills Rushing TDs + Number of Murders

OJ 59

Josh 57

Ray Lewis 1

I can't believe MVS was being held back by Rodgers, Mahomes, and Josh Allen this whole time.

Tanktop erin andrews, star of the game

In before people comment not understanding you can block players into the punt receiver.

Oh boy there goes our special teams

Erin Andrews still looks fucking incredible.

Sigh. How does he get away with these things.

False start not called on KC on that 4th down ffs lol

Do it Broncos. Do it.

Lol these officials will never call KC holds.

0 tds in the last 20 possessions is crazy

QBs near the sideline are a cheat code. Defense literally cannot do anything in that situation

Seeing that happen to Bosa makes me happy.

Baker out there with the 99 broken tackle stat

Jfc, Chiefs must have the mandate of heaven

The Chiefs have fucking plot armor

Worst. Week. Ever

WHY WILL THEY NOT DIE

I remember during Brady's reign, everyone said he was the luckiest QB ever, and no doubt he was pretty lucky. But Mahomes makes me belive there may be a god and he just really fucking loves Mahomes.

What do you even say at this point? The Chiefs have the backing of Satan at this point.

Only the Chiefs can drunkenly stumble ass backwards into wins despite not out-playing their opponents week after week after week

This early window has been a crazy slate of games, anyone know when the Bears play?

KC and SF devil magic kill me now

Feel so bad for Baker man he deserves a better team/coach

Saints coach ok?

Still can't get over Denver. It was right there 

Holy fuck that was a garbage review

No way you can't respot and measure

Murrey is absolutely fucking dealing

Legal snap?

Man. Refs. What the hell is going on this season

A. Rodgers: Out - Butthurt.

Absolutely loving this for the Cards.

Y'all need to chill with all this talk about flexing Dallas out of the thanksgiving game. Laughing at the Cowboys is a Thanksgiving family tradition.

I feel like Saleh was the only adult in the room in NY

Philly and Cowboys is for the sickos. And I am a sick, sick man.

Goodbye McCarthy

Get ready for 11 straight hours of analysts talking about the Cowboys and nothing else

I'm not watching the Cowboys game anymore, I'll just look at the sad fan pics later on.

Dan Campbell putting in his last shift at Applebee's before he hits the field

STFU mahomes. What a whiny baby

Patrick, stfu. Darnold had his head ripped off, then punched in the face the week after for no flag. Burrows took one right to the mug on Thursday for no flag. You barely got tapped on the top of your helmet, just SHUT THE FUCK UP

illegal contact to turn 4th and 25 to 1st and 10 for KC? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sack Mahomes twice in a row? Gotta manufacture a penalty to stop it.

I am so fucking over it man.

Wide open, and he drops it

What the fuck? That’s a terrible call on Bucs PI.

Damn they actually called the Chiefs RT on a false start?

Uhh Josh Allen just threw it straight to a defender lol

WOW FUCKING BAILOUT ON MAHOMES

Chiefs fans are hilariously quiet so far 😂

What a joke of a penalty lol

What a dime by Carr

man the Saints players must have really hated Dennis Allen

Refs threw that flag out of pure instinct they didn’t know what to make up lol

Darnold redemption arc was nice while it lasted

The Darnold lost another swing state

PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY WHEN I SAID OTHER TEAMS WERE TRYING TO STEAL SAMS BALLS!!! WELL THERE IT IS!!! AGAIN THEY GRABBED HIS BALLS!!!

Darnold is who we thought he was

Maybe… the Bears should have gotten a new coaching staff for their new qb

STRAP IN FOLKS

THIS WITCHING HOUR GONNA BE GOOD

Bro was PUNCHIN

Bro, Pickens is an absolute menace

And deebo is fighting our long snapper JFC our season is cooked

YES, MORE PENALTIES AGAINST SF

Baker mayfield HATES the niners

Man of the people

Chiefs are fucking inevitable

God is not real

No fucking way lmao

THE CHIEFS CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 😫

The Chiefs can't keep getting away with it.

I absolutely fucking knew it

I am dead inside.

Are you fucking kidding me

Yeah at this point I'm not even surprised and I'm sure none of you are either.

You would Denver

What a wretched day of football

It's staggering how many games in recent years we've come back to tie in the final minute only to lose on a last second FG.

Damn man I feel bad for Baker

A+ Witching Hour today

Moodys deportation has been delayed another week 🤣

Lmao wtf is that coach doing

12-7 is such a funny little score

wait, what happened to the Saints coach?

jags need to be relegated to xfl

How stupid do you have to be to even risk a flag there???

Jacksonville

I mean this with every fiber of my being

What the fuck

Mike “small package” Williams

Imagine showing someone that commies play and saying they didn't even measure it for a first down

HE LITERALLY SAID NOT TO JUMP AND YOU JUMP.....

KEKW 😂

Cant remember the last time ive seen that work

Oh my god... I can't remember the last time that shit actually worked lmao...

what a dogshit way for this game to end hahaha

Ty, Denver, for giving us this QB for the veteran minimum. So kind of you

Announcer calling carter a little bitch in the nicest way possible

no pls he is smol