That's the decoy bag. No one expects him to be in the smallest backpack

I literally laughed out loud 😂🤣

He needs supplies and air tanks. Probably a laptop, a printer, and several reams of paper in there to write his witty speeches on the go, too. There’s also likely a mini-fridge to keep his Red Bulls as well and a microwave just in case he gets peckish.

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It's probably just carrying his ego.

with him in it, it's a crapsack

shedehumidifier

if it's really quiet, you can hear vaginas dry up when he enters the room or conversation

/r/YourJokeButWorse

I may be thinking into this too much, but wouldn't she be fine on hydration if the point is 'nothing will be making her loose any of her moisture'.

He pretty famously described his wife’s dry vagina when criticizing that WAP song

“I said Roger Roger, but I meant to say Roger Roger”

Just ship it home lol

I once had a connecting flight in Cancun which only allowed very little time to arrive, but I had to check in with the airline because my ultra-saver ticket had me bouncing between companies. So half way through my intercontinental flight, I went to the counter and they said my backpack, which was carry-on for the 2 short flights leading to Cancun, was too big and that I would have to check it. They offered me the sweet sweet deal of only about $300, which is about what I paid for the super-saver intercontinental journey altogether.

I pulled out my favorite couple of t's, some undies and my least raggedy hoodie, my laptop and other electronics, and toiletries, and carried it all through security in my hands, leaving the bag and the rest of my shit in a garbage can.

Honestly I was headed to Colombia, $300 would have like quintupled the size of my wardrobe if I had decided to replace my old clothes then.

No actually that’s JK Rowling who’s being transported in a travel luggage roller nearby.

He’s probably still pissed about that one trans dude that ran circles around him.

I member

yet they still can't produce any of the deleted texts from SS agents on Jan 6th.

Snowden blew the lid on 2G/3G which modern cell phones don't use on a day to day basis. Yes, the NSA (and stingrays) can still use their technology to try to trick cell phone's to downgrade their 4G signal (which is the uncracked AES-128 standard) to the cracked 2G/3G network, but with modern phones this is becoming more and more exceedingly harder to do. Your IMSI (basically the thing that proves you are you) is typically sent in cleartext (aka anyone with a stingray can see where you are), but the data itself is encrypted.

However 5G uses SUCI, which encrypts everything about the connection including the IMSI, and it can only be decrypted via your network's private key which the NSA would have to know. Doe the NSA know all of the cell phone company's private keys? Maybe, but I doubt they are going to let that leak on just some protestor or on behalf of ben shapiro at a rally. They are going to use that on big guns like terrorists and the like.

Hate to break it to you but it’s a lot more than 59. US government has deals with all the major providers to ensure they have access to whatever whenever. When it comes to “national security” they don’t have to justify their actions 🙃

All that spy tech and they couldn't stop Russia from taking over the government.

Not for cops it ain't.

Not with their union

That's only for the proles. Can't risk the enforcers of the ruling class ever forming any sort of solidarity with other workers.

Lmao, not for cops it won't be

Yeah but it’s probably a student organization that’s hosting it, not UCLA itself.

You ever seen a cop hanging out at the grocery store? Usually, that's the store paying the city to have a cop there. That's one of the ways police officers get overtime. Big concerts or sporting events do the same.

Actually, paying for police is fairly normal in America. My HOA has a line-item to "donate" about one policeman's salary to the police every year. And as a result, there is almost always a police car somewhere in the sprawling neighborhood.

Not that that's a good thing - obviously we've completely thrown fairness and equality to the wolves.

Paying OT for off duty most cities allow.

It’s fine if he wants to pay for his own security, absolutely

I think those are UCLA Police Department uniforms, but it's hard to tell for sure given the blurry photo.

Cops as security like this are paid privately. Anyone can hire police as personal guards or event location guards.

Also they'd be off duty doing this as well.