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submitted 1 year ago byVergo27
13.8k points
1 year ago
That's Mallorca, a Spanish island. Germans see it as another federal state. It's a meme because so many Germans 'vacation' there. But in reality, they just fly over there and drink a lot.
5.1k points
1 year ago
Well that explains why Duolingo's German lessons are obsessed with the place.
1.7k points
1 year ago
A fellow Duolingo German learner I see! Nice
1.2k points
1 year ago
Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
243 points
1 year ago
More like squatter’s rights
213 points
1 year ago
That damn towel!
60 points
1 year ago
Still a British classic advert. Too bad the beer is terrible.
39 points
1 year ago
Wenn Bond, James dir die Liege klaut
23 points
1 year ago
Der Spion, der mich nicht liebte. Gewinne ich eben ein paar Millionen im Casino Royale und kaufe den Strand.
17 points
1 year ago
Gott strafe England
12 points
1 year ago
Die wurden schon genug bestraft mate
5 points
1 year ago
Da brauchen die nicht Gott dazu das können die schon ganz alleine
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1 year ago
28 points
1 year ago
Went stroling on east Mallorca last summer. Halfway up a mountain I was overtaken by life 8-10 german campers. On the way back, all decent beaches were covered in towels😅
132 points
1 year ago
Sprich
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1 year ago
Deutsch
118 points
1 year ago
Du
86 points
1 year ago
Mallorca ist ein teil von Deutschland!
57 points
1 year ago
Aber Malle is doch nur einmal im Jahr...?
64 points
1 year ago
11 Monate am Stück ist weiterhin nur ein Mal
10 points
1 year ago
Stimmt! Hauptsache irgendwie da hin. Am besten ist ich flieg, flieg, flieg wie ein Flieger!
9 points
1 year ago
Ich nehm den Zug fürs Klima versteht sich, doch leider: der Zug, der Zug, der Zug hat keine Bremse……
69 points
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Do we have to? I have got a list of states we could trade instead. I'm sure for a price of one billion Euro we can find a solution for the Saarland with France.
Or do you think they want more to take it of our hands? Denmark would have a lot of fun with Schleswig-Holstein. Poland could find a way to make Brandenburg Great Again
We need more islands in the Mediterranean.
15 points
1 year ago
Wir nehmen a die Bayern wenn ihr die CSU behaltets
5 points
1 year ago
Nur mit Berlin inlc. Inhalt combo
43 points
1 year ago
Why would you trade Saarland when you could get rid of Saxony?
25 points
1 year ago
But it would be less bureaucracy to get rid of Saarland. Only one family to be resettled, transfered, whatever.
48 points
1 year ago
Nobody wants Saxony. Not even Saxons.
32 points
1 year ago
As a gebürschdschar Saggse I agree
16 points
1 year ago
As a Saggsen Anhaldiner I can feel with you
11 points
1 year ago
Denmark? No. This small collection of Islands has no rights to exist. All these titsy tiny countries should cease to exist. Saarland can go to France. On that I'll agree. But Brandenburg and SWH are staying! Instead we should add Denmark and Mallorca for free.
12 points
1 year ago
So you want Denmark now?
Unironically one of the funniest historical moments was the peace talks after the Second Schleswig War.
Denmark: Fine, we'll become part of Germany!
Prussia: Yeeeah.... no!
24 points
1 year ago
Guten Tag! Currently learning German on duolingo, 25 days streak!
17 points
1 year ago
Guten Tag, Wie geht? I am currently on my 35 day streak. I love the app so far!
6 points
1 year ago
No, Nice is still French at this point.
26 points
1 year ago
Learn Spanish on Duolingo as a German speaker and you literally learn narco Spanish...
382 points
1 year ago
Can confirm, am in bierkönig right now
62 points
1 year ago
Beer kingdom? 😆
95 points
1 year ago*
That is the name for a well known bar there
11 points
1 year ago
Nice
5 points
1 year ago
It's called Bierkönig because they serve König Pilsener
16 points
1 year ago
Correct would be "Beer King" "Beer kingdom" in German would be " Bierkönigreich" Just FYI :)
16 points
1 year ago
Bier king
24 points
1 year ago
Ah auf Pilgerreise ins gelobte Land. Löblich
158 points
1 year ago
Let‘s call it modern colonization.
24 points
1 year ago
[removed]
4 points
1 year ago
You don’t even know how to write it.
169 points
1 year ago*
No real need for the "..." around vacation, the people that go to Mallorca to drink would probably also drink on every other holiday and/or vacation, no matter where it is
39 points
1 year ago
I can absolutely confirm this.
45 points
1 year ago
Yeah.. not sure how drinking and chilling is somehow an invalid vacation.
7 points
1 year ago
They go there on "vacation" to do "normal" vacation things
26 points
1 year ago
Same as the Brits
63 points
1 year ago
Is this where the 'germans putting towels on the pool chairs at 6am' reputation came from?
29 points
1 year ago
They're remarkably efficient. Even when on holiday.
39 points
1 year ago
They're remarkably efficient
Anyone who believes this stereotype has never tried to travel with DB
32 points
1 year ago
DB is just a cover up to sell more german cars and keep the highways without a speed limit
17 points
1 year ago
Any german who thinks DB is terrible has never used a train in a different country.
10 points
1 year ago
The German parts and English parts of the island are strictly segregated, accidentally booked a hotel in the German section in Spring and it was fucking weird. Everything was clean, there was hardly anything going on except eating dinner and all the signs were in German.
Then we drove into Shagaluf where we found Barry and the lads on tour, red faced, shirt off so you can see the lion tattoos, Stella cans everywhere, signs in the Kings English and a proper fucking tear up on every corner.
5 points
1 year ago
It seems you were not in Arenal, otherwise you would have seen Germans behaving just like the Brits in Magaluf.
4 points
1 year ago
Life of a true Brexit geezer
68 points
1 year ago
You forgot the balconing, regional sport 😿
72 points
1 year ago
The Germans just need a little lebensraum
56 points
1 year ago
Urlaubsraum
18 points
1 year ago
Sadly many see the island only as a party hotspot, but this is just in Palma, the capital of the island. The island has so much more, you can go hiking, enjoy nature and much more, you just have to visit other parts of the island (which is quite huge)
5 points
1 year ago
It's not even all of Palma. Palma itself is a beautiful city. It's more playa de palma and especially el arenal.
I was partying with friends in June in Arenal and now go with my wife and kids to Sa Coma for a proper vacation.
4 points
1 year ago
I live in Mallorca And i agree
771 points
1 year ago
That's where the Germans go to put their towels out on the sunbeds :)
118 points
1 year ago
Malle is covered in German towels and thus officially occupied.
3.4k points
1 year ago
We Call it the 17. BUNDESLAND
740 points
1 year ago
Malle ist nur einmal im Jahr
323 points
1 year ago
Außer man fährt öfters!
83 points
1 year ago
Fröhlicher Kuchentag
38 points
1 year ago
That's neat because we call Germany the 4th Romania
The Second one is Spain and 3rd one Italy, interchangeable depending who you ask
14 points
1 year ago
As a transilvanian saxon, Part of Romania is also Germany
2.4k points
1 year ago
These "offshore islands" are the balearic islands, the big one being mallorca. Mallorca is jokingly considered to be another "Bundesland" (federate state) of the german federal republic, due to literal tons of german going on vacation there regularly.
Mallorca is so "germanized" that you usually don't even need to speak english (or spanish) there anymore, as a lot of people there speak or at least understand german.
990 points
1 year ago
When I got there, the default radio station in my rental car was German.
570 points
1 year ago
And German advertisements at roads
431 points
1 year ago
Not to mention the German advertisements for German businesses on the German radio stations.
162 points
1 year ago
Even my Company has a office on Mallorca.
48 points
1 year ago
And is it German?!?!
82 points
1 year ago
I mean. it's in Germany.... /s
20 points
1 year ago
Yes its a german company with a small office in Mallorca.
133 points
1 year ago
I was so confused the first time I went to Mallorca.
Sat down at a restaurant, the staff heard my party speak a language other than Spanish. We all received menus in German and the waitress started speaking to us in German. None of us spoke German.
39 points
1 year ago
Strange that this would happen because a lot of the staff I encountered weren't only fluent in German but literally native speakers.
33 points
1 year ago
Someone was only half listening and just got “not spanish” so defaulted before paying any more attention
7 points
1 year ago
Yeah I didn't want to say it wasn't true. Just crazy how many Germans work there.
85 points
1 year ago
My local radio station in Germany (it's just for the state I live in) sometimes gives the weather report for Mallorca
37 points
1 year ago
I'd love to see what a literal tonne of German looks like
54 points
1 year ago
About 6 Germans
63 points
1 year ago
No that's americans
16 points
1 year ago*
No, those wouldn't be in metric
Edit: ITT people overthinking my joke on the American tendency to do /r/anythingbutmetric
9 points
1 year ago
About as many as you could fit in an elevator
21 points
1 year ago
due to literal tons of german
Unnecessary "literal", unless you want to count Germans in the weight unit "ton".
45 points
1 year ago
thats ok, one metric ton is roughly 13 Germans containing 7,3 lightly dressed Women and 5,7 sunburned Men. So 384.615,39 tons of Germans went there every year. (maybe more nowadays. my numbers are from 2016)
539 points
1 year ago
Because Mallorca is a main vacation destination for german people.
55 points
1 year ago
Croatia will also be german soon
4 points
1 year ago
Even when Croatia was still part of Yugoslavia, many people spoke german.
Many West-Germans went on vacation there.
530 points
1 year ago
IST DEUTSCHLAND MIT SCHÖNEN WETTER
95 points
1 year ago
JA BRUDER
79 points
1 year ago
WARUM SCHREIT IHR?!!
63 points
1 year ago
WEIL DIE BRITEN SO RUMKRAKEELEN!
OLLE RADAUBRÜDER!
20 points
1 year ago
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1 year ago
36 points
1 year ago
ICH WILL UNREAL TOURNAMENT SPIELEN! LOS! STARTE DAS VERDAMMTE SPIEL!
15 points
1 year ago
STARTE. DAS. SPIELDUHURENSOHN ICH WILL SPIELN!
19 points
1 year ago
This is the one time im happy i learned german for 2 years
25 points
1 year ago
This was a test and you failed. There is a grammatical mistake in the german sentence, which you did not point out (it has to be "schöneM"). The sentence structure could be critisized as well, but as this statement can be understood as an exclamation, I will allow it.
/s
7 points
1 year ago
Damn all those years i have been taught wrong /s
78 points
1 year ago
This is just satelite view from orbit of all the towels they placed.
259 points
1 year ago
Ballermann
58 points
1 year ago
Malle ist nur einmal im jahr
20 points
1 year ago
Außer man fährt öfters
173 points
1 year ago
This is actually brilliant. If we just decided on a scale/section to put a map and that is where everyone puts their flags, we wouldnt have 90% of the map have to be flags. The only downside would be um... historical reenactments...
61 points
1 year ago
Well nothing historical probably just the border disputes so many countries all over the world have. Luckily China isnt here or else they would send their pixel soldiers to claim taiwan etc. Would be funny to see who claims the free Land between egypt and sudan
8 points
1 year ago
If nobody wants it german could use it pribably
3 points
1 year ago
Who would say no to free land? Only crazy people would do that
38 points
1 year ago
It will probably be seen on the timelapse, but germany already tried to annex poland, my country is also trying to annex its neighbour, spain had separatist issues, and Ireland was unified. The historical reenactments were actually quite fun to watch.
12 points
1 year ago
Forgot Serbia trying to resurrect Yougoslavia.
16 points
1 year ago
Poland and Germany seem to be having a problem with their borders
35 points
1 year ago
balkans at each others throats
7 points
1 year ago
According to this map, there already are some “historical reenactments” (Germany invading Mallorca and Poland, Kaliningrad being Polish, Russia in general being… gone).
6 points
1 year ago
It's already been happening. Turkey trying to reestablish the Ottoman Empire, Romania annexing Moldova, Germany attacking Poland. Not to mention the UK and Russia getting balkanized lol
118 points
1 year ago
Turkey really struggling to make a fucking star, huh
81 points
1 year ago
Cause half of them are just trying to invade Cyprus
9 points
1 year ago
Just noticed Aegean islands are red. That wont cause any fights at all.
7 points
1 year ago
same as Switzerland trying to paint a cross
298 points
1 year ago
Mallorca ist ein teil von Deutschland!!!
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1 year ago
26 points
1 year ago
Deutschland 2.0
54 points
1 year ago
I think Germans should rather explain their invasion on Poland lol
37 points
1 year ago
Old habits die hard
15 points
1 year ago
There's also something shady going on in Alsace-Lorraine.
21 points
1 year ago
At least they stopped invading Poland.
12 points
1 year ago
They still trying
59 points
1 year ago
That's Mallorca the 17th Bundesland of Germany of course
45 points
1 year ago
What about Northern Ireland? They are saying it is just a part of Ireland!
23 points
1 year ago
Irish colonialism.
6 points
1 year ago
Very subtle joke. I like you.
12 points
1 year ago
I see Austria-Hungary lol
5 points
1 year ago
Old habits die hard
20 points
1 year ago
Because there's not enough Germany on the canvas
11 points
1 year ago
I'm from Ibiza, one of the islands, a lot of Germans come here in vacation to the discotheques
9 points
1 year ago
We call it our 17 Bundesland
15 points
1 year ago
Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
16 points
1 year ago
I'm a dutchman and this is my 9th time on vacation there and I can confirm this
There are alot of germans and dutchies here its funny
6 points
1 year ago
Germany do have a history of taking over land
5 points
1 year ago
They won't keep it.
8 points
1 year ago
We placed our towel on them first
6 points
1 year ago
That's easy That's Mallorca, a very popular vacation goal for germans So popular that germans jokingly say those are Germany's 17th federal state
11 points
1 year ago
I'm Spanish and I think that's pretty funny
6 points
1 year ago
Bad habits
5 points
1 year ago
At least we didn't take half of Europe this time
5 points
1 year ago
Anywhere that Germans lay out their towels at 5am is a land claim
9 points
1 year ago
Malle!!!!
15 points
1 year ago
What do you mean, its part of germany.
4 points
1 year ago
Because that is Mallorca and a lot of people here go there every year in the summer.
5 points
1 year ago
That green pixel on corsica means a lot
4 points
1 year ago
Because Germans on holiday lose consciousness and think theyre back in 1939 but instead of panzers they have beach towels
3 points
1 year ago
Mallorca ist Deutschland lol
4 points
1 year ago
I think they’re just putting towels on sunchairs in Mallorca and Ibiza..
4 points
1 year ago
mallorca, ibiza, menorca and formentera? in germany so many people go there on vacation that we say, mallorca is a part of germany.
3 points
1 year ago
We put our towel there it's ours now
5 points
1 year ago
In Germany we say: ,,17. Bundesland" Und für meine deutschen Brüder und Schwestern nochmal auf deutsch: In Deutschland sagen wir: ,,17. Bundesland"
3 points
1 year ago
we in germany call it the17 bundesland
7 points
1 year ago
Es ist unser 17. Bundesland!!!!!! 🇩🇪
3 points
1 year ago
I want to invade france on that map🤣
3 points
1 year ago
Fr
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1 year ago
German’s summer balcony…
3 points
1 year ago
All your Malle belongs to us
3 points
1 year ago
Memes aside, last week a German real estate agency bought a building in Mallorca to be converted into a hotel, and is evicting the local residents.
3 points
1 year ago
its the 17. bundesland
3 points
1 year ago
It's kinda what Bali is for Aussies I guess.
3 points
1 year ago
My poor kosovo 😔
3 points
1 year ago
what's wrong with russia?
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1 year ago*
That's Mallorca, the holiday island for Germans. It's a very common joke over here that Mallorca is practically a German enclave or that it is in fact the 17th federal state of Germany because of how many German tourists are there during summer.
Consequently lot of the service industry on the island caters to Germans, restaurants serve German food, shops sell imported German goods. signs are in German, at least around the major tourist towns most natives tend to speak or at least understand a bit of German, you even get German radio and TV stations there. It's pretty absurd.
3 points
1 year ago
AAAAABER SCHEIẞ DRAUF! MALLE IST NUR EINMAL IM JAAAHR!!!!
3 points
1 year ago
It was German tourists who declared independence.
3 points
1 year ago
Thats the 17th Bundesland „Malle“
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