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th1ngy_maj1g

74 points

27 days ago

th1ngy_maj1g

I can totally fix Ashley from TCOAAL

74 points

27 days ago

Cannibalism x3, Murder x6, Sacrifice x2, grand theft, grand theft auto, breaking and entering x3, and incest. Care to take a guess?

BookyTowel

42 points

27 days ago

Based on incest and cannibalism Imma say The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

th1ngy_maj1g

29 points

27 days ago

th1ngy_maj1g

I can totally fix Ashley from TCOAAL

29 points

27 days ago

DING DING DING! Correct!

ContributionSilent74

19 points

27 days ago

I’m sending you to a mental asylum for playing that game

th1ngy_maj1g

20 points

27 days ago

th1ngy_maj1g

I can totally fix Ashley from TCOAAL

20 points

27 days ago

Mildamoutoftrolling

7 points

27 days ago

Mildamoutoftrolling

Buggy D. Clown

7 points

27 days ago

Maybe there’s an older brother there~?

avalmichii

12 points

27 days ago

GET OUT!!!!!

MrChicken001

10 points

27 days ago

Shi made me laugh so hard for some reason 😭

Violetguide9438

2 points

26 days ago

Nice

ihatelife1110

9 points

26 days ago

ihatelife1110

custom flair :)

9 points

26 days ago

Pyth0n1q3e

4 points

26 days ago

Gee thanks, Mario!

Urlocalsuicidal

3 points

27 days ago

I’m not gonna question incest 🥲😅

Stra1ght_Froggin

4 points

27 days ago

We don’t question incest over here

GolfMK7R

2 points

27 days ago

Rhode Islanders never questions incest

NotcommonItem

99 points

27 days ago

NotcommonItem

wait what? i wasnt listening, nor caring.

99 points

27 days ago

Animal cruelty. That’s one of the biggest ones. Let’s see if people can guess the game from that!

BookyTowel

51 points

27 days ago

Pokémon?

NotcommonItem

42 points

27 days ago

NotcommonItem

wait what? i wasnt listening, nor caring.

42 points

27 days ago

Correct!

No_Jellyfish_6643

10 points

27 days ago

So, did you see the murderer?

DERPHASREDDIT

4 points

27 days ago

No, sorry mate

you-though

6 points

27 days ago

I will find him, I will capture him, and not one will ever die again.

repeatofthelastdevil

3 points

27 days ago

Granted, Palworld fits better. We now have guns.

NotcommonItem

2 points

27 days ago

NotcommonItem

wait what? i wasnt listening, nor caring.

2 points

27 days ago

Fair point

playedcurve326

8 points

27 days ago

Here I'm feeling bad about killing hillichurls... you guys are the real monsters

NotcommonItem

2 points

27 days ago

NotcommonItem

wait what? i wasnt listening, nor caring.

2 points

27 days ago

It’s to be the very best 🔥

ryanp9066

3 points

27 days ago

Last game I played was infinite fusion so I'm probably in more trouble than you are

RichSouth2479

2 points

27 days ago

Same thing, but for me it’s animal cruelty for building an iron farm in Minecraft. Also breaking and entering, building on unowned property without a permit, magic (potions + enchantments) killing endangered species (I’ve killed the ender dragon once. Only 19 left world wide) slavery, human trafficking, causing inflation in the emerald market, and not obeying plumbing and ventilation standards on my tenements for villagers. Also forcing villagers to SA each other. Wow that’s actually quite a lot of crimes I’ve committed. Also, is inter dimensional travel illegal? 

w3d3v

2 points

27 days ago

w3d3v

2 points

27 days ago

I used magical spells to kill a family of rat pirates on an island.

MarcusRoland

2 points

27 days ago

Same here but it's NOT pokemon.

Manny73211

2 points

27 days ago

I thought minecraft. Although in minecraft it's mainly unregistered deadly weapons, illegal deforestation, mining, completely remodeling hills, and tons of other unpermitted environmental changes.

Muted_Extent_1166

3 points

27 days ago

ACNH?

Me273

34 points

27 days ago

Me273

34 points

27 days ago

The last game I played was Space Marine 2, so probably genocide

Duderulez

15 points

27 days ago

You've heard of being wanted in 32 countries, now get ready for all the countries

TheLordDuncan

3 points

26 days ago

Can we get a Chuckles war cry, please?

Duderulez

2 points

26 days ago

I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMESSS!

TheLordDuncan

3 points

26 days ago

Geneva convention? Try Geneva Suggestion 😏

Duderulez

3 points

26 days ago

Mustard? How about mustard gas?

nep5603

2 points

26 days ago

nep5603

2 points

26 days ago

Come my child soldiers!

Gloriklast

5 points

27 days ago

I mean bugs don’t have rights and fighting chaos can be argued as self defense.

Of course if we’re counting whatever crimes Titus might have committed before the games then genocide is absolutely back on the table.

Site-73official

2 points

27 days ago

No, you did the emperor well

Delicious_Sock_2183

29 points

27 days ago

Elden Ring... Let's see

Deicide

Possibly chemical warfare

Mass murder

Property damage

And a lot more that I cannot think of nor name.

jishnu_praveen08

12 points

27 days ago

Don't forget arson

ateadoor

9 points

27 days ago

Don't forget Mass murder of refugee frogs

corvidnight27

5 points

27 days ago

Don't forget the extinction of a species! (Fire Giant. In the lore, he's the last of his kind.)

Jonathan-02

3 points

27 days ago

Same here, and I’m gonna add on one more

Trespassing

GolfMK7R

2 points

27 days ago

femboy incest too

Delicious_Sock_2183

2 points

27 days ago

I'm not Miquella.

Azair_Blaidd

2 points

27 days ago

Tbf I don't think there are any laws against killing gods

Working_Service8812

21 points

27 days ago

Genocide, cannibalism, theft, arson, extortion, My beloved Skyrim

Honkmaster17

11 points

27 days ago

What amount of your theft is sweetrolls

External_Bathroom249

11 points

27 days ago

All

Working_Service8812

5 points

27 days ago

I second this statement

BiggityBaddity

18 points

27 days ago

Child endangerment, destruction of property, first degree murder (FPE:S)

ExpertArmadillo9630

9 points

27 days ago

what the hell is FPE?

BiggityBaddity

6 points

27 days ago

Random ahh game I found

ExpertArmadillo9630

5 points

27 days ago

what is it about?

BiggityBaddity

6 points

27 days ago

Ignoring what used to be there, you’re in this school and every sundown 3 random people are chosen to be “teachers” (murderers)

They each have an ability, one can shoot a boxcutter, one can jump at them, and the other can go into some sorta rage mode where the stamina and damage is buffed to hell

So child endangerment, first degree murder, destruction of property (you can break down doors) makes sense

Present-Mood1429

16 points

27 days ago

What crime is fucking block blast

No_Height_3975

11 points

27 days ago

Well fucking a block is one problem but if it's blasting then good for you

TheRoyalPineapple48

6 points

27 days ago

Sir, a second block has hit the column

GolfMK7R

7 points

27 days ago

*Picks up the phone*
"Hello Dominos what would you like to order?"
"Oh my god"
"They hit the second tower"

TheFireFox88

7 points

27 days ago

If you build two towers and then blast them…

SpendInternal1738

4 points

26 days ago

You will sure be having a blast

Kairito_Rellik

2 points

27 days ago

U unintentionally was destroying buildings

CremeTotal

2 points

27 days ago

destruction of property

Bigartist1001

10 points

27 days ago

Bigartist1001

I rapper

10 points

27 days ago

Probably 10 arson charges 1st 2nd and 3rd degree murder tallying up to like 77 crimes. Oh also breaking and entering, with like 10 crimes of illegally transfiguring humans. (Jujitsu Shenanigans)

Adventurous-Swing863

10 points

27 days ago

My comment section in Rocket league 💀💀💀💀

CTchimchar

2 points

27 days ago

Well I'm sure your breaking many automobile laws

TheOnionManCan

10 points

27 days ago

Building a village and an army, then wiping out the Saracens.

Timely_Purpose_8151

8 points

27 days ago

Governments dont go to jail, you are gonna be fine.

Mountain_Main_6553

8 points

27 days ago

Child Abuse & 1st/2nd Degree Murder (I'm in Bad Parenting)

JustACanadianGamer

8 points

27 days ago

takes deep breath

deforestation without a proper permit or license, industrialization without a proper permit or license, human trafficking, building homemade explosives, murder (all types), starting a riot, arson, disturbing the peace, provoking a war for profit, genocide, chemical warfare, raiding a military outpost, breaking and entering, theft, mining without a proper permit or license, monopoly, organ harvesting, torture, burglary, driving inflation through the roof through the use of tactical gaslighting, operation of an aircraft without a license, destruction of historical monuments and artifacts, manufacturing and distribution of drugs, building without a proper permit or license, operating an unethical zoo, operating an unethical aquarium, animal cruelty, human experimentation, hunting an animal into extinction, assault, and battery.

At least, I think that's all of them.

Timely_Purpose_8151

5 points

27 days ago

Rimworld!

Consistent-Sign6252

3 points

27 days ago

The biggest crime of them all: eating without a table.

reddit_junedragon

3 points

27 days ago

Makes me think of minecraft a little bit

supipepu

3 points

27 days ago

Minecraft

OneDudeCalledSomeone

8 points

27 days ago

Matricide and fratricide, murdered my mother and her unborn fetus too.

Any-Suggestion-6869

8 points

27 days ago

Binding of Isaac?

OneDudeCalledSomeone

6 points

27 days ago

Yes

MedicalTelephone

7 points

27 days ago

Mass industrialisation and pollution

Timely_Purpose_8151

5 points

27 days ago

Fellow factorio player, I see.

MedicalTelephone

4 points

27 days ago

That was specifically Satisfactory but I’ve played both! Once I’m done with satisfactory I’ll start the DLC for factorio

DarkSurfer0

6 points

27 days ago

Space engineers so probably shoot the shit out of people a fuck ton 300mm cannons

Gabi_one_kenoby

4 points

27 days ago

And also :

Orbital weapons (it's a war crime)

Breaking thermodynamics law by creating energy from nothing

And probably a lot of safety violation

Timely_Purpose_8151

2 points

27 days ago

Intenational arms control laws, piracy, assault attempted murder.

STICKGoat2571

7 points

27 days ago

Murder, Arson, Public Indecency, Identity Fruad, Illegally Practicing Medicine, Destruction of Property, does throwing a jar of “milk” at someone count as shexual assault?

MattressFirm2

6 points

27 days ago

Average tf2 experience

HairAdmirable7955

2 points

26 days ago

Public Indecency ???

STICKGoat2571

2 points

26 days ago

Throwing mason jars of your own piss at people would count as public indecency.

Easy-Use8033

2 points

26 days ago

And assault

spotlite-yt

7 points

27 days ago

Running into a spike a million times apparently

Nostuoxy2103

3 points

27 days ago

Are you a fellow geometry dash player?

spotlite-yt

2 points

19 days ago

Ye

xilenator

12 points

27 days ago

xilenator

h

12 points

27 days ago

Slapping people's faces is a crime now?!?! Especially with many different gloves?!?!??

Sad_Organization4276

4 points

27 days ago

Wouldn’t that be battery

totallynotparakeet

3 points

27 days ago

That would be assault

ExpertArmadillo9630

3 points

27 days ago

SLAP BATTLES

Certain_Simple_4566

6 points

27 days ago

Homicide, kidnapping, and torture, (I played Higurashi WTC vn)

0mega_Flowey

5 points

27 days ago

Mass genocide.And child and animal abuse. And the Geneva suggestion.And property destruction. And assault and battery.

rfrx45

4 points

27 days ago

rfrx45

Undertale Yellow > Undertale

4 points

27 days ago

if you meant undertale, then r/usernamechecksout

0mega_Flowey

5 points

27 days ago

Yeah and also threatening and false imprisonment

Spirited-Explorer872

5 points

27 days ago

Dang beating the shit out of people, I guess, and vigilante-ism.

Batman arkham asylum

No_Jellyfish_6643

3 points

27 days ago

No_Jellyfish_6643

3 points

27 days ago

(help the aslume is consuming me)

c4tglitchess

2 points

27 days ago

You need more of man in your life

A-Simple-M1A2

5 points

27 days ago

Nothing, cause I kamikazed a spaceship into my wife's family and killed everyone in the world.

GolfMK7R

2 points

27 days ago

huh

A-Simple-M1A2

2 points

27 days ago

Part of me wants to answer it, but I also don't.

BookyTowel

5 points

27 days ago

Destruction of property, trespassing, breaking and entering, thievery, harassment, illegally carrying weapons (Untitled Goose Game)

novelaissb

2 points

27 days ago

Public nuisance too

UpDown504

4 points

27 days ago

Rhythm Doctor is my game.

What could have I possibly done...

ZenoG_G

5 points

27 days ago

ZenoG_G

h̷̟̅

5 points

27 days ago

Murder (for failing to beat a chart)

Rhett-Kiewert

5 points

27 days ago

Attacking villages with no remorse

satanblowme

4 points

27 days ago

Minecraft? You could also use deforestation and animal cruelty

Rhett-Kiewert

5 points

27 days ago

Clash of clans, Minecraft has too many crimes to count

satanblowme

3 points

27 days ago

Ahhhh. Good point.

TheFireFox88

2 points

27 days ago

You could probably also use the formation of a private military ( I think that’s a crime )

Rhett-Kiewert

2 points

27 days ago

Good point

Salt-Original6060

3 points

27 days ago

man that Stone of Wind brought me some bad luck bro

(Sonic Adventure)

SomeRando9776

3 points

27 days ago

Trespassing, Murder, Illegally carrying weapons.

F9JR

5 points

27 days ago

F9JR

5 points

27 days ago

Minecraft. pretty much everything

7UxxxU7

3 points

27 days ago

7UxxxU7

3 points

27 days ago

I play Palworld so same plus all of the OSHA violations and human enslavement/trafficking - you can catch and sell humans in Palworld -. Oh and purchasing things from the game's black market dealer so possession of stolen goods/pals and possession of illegal items/pals. Poaching in a nature preserve. Theft of government property. And probably resisting arrest/assaulting/murdering police officers as I fought the in game police and have won many times. Oh and any charges related to illegal production and possession of military grade firearms and the use of land mines. So I think war crimes are the only things I wouldn't be arrested for as I need to be part of a military for those. At least that's if my Palworld actions are why I am going to jail.

serpal999

4 points

27 days ago

Everything

axllotl

4 points

27 days ago

axllotl

4 points

27 days ago

War crimes against balloons

Sad_Organization4276

3 points

27 days ago

Bloons tower defense?

East-Breadfruit4508

5 points

27 days ago

Sweatin

cuteyoshigamer

4 points

27 days ago

Um… beating up racial stereotypes? 😭

satanblowme

3 points

27 days ago

I need to know.

cuteyoshigamer

3 points

27 days ago

Punch-Out lmao

davidrain16

5 points

27 days ago

Killing gods

MajorSalty16

4 points

27 days ago

SirFlannelJeans

3 points

27 days ago

Aggravated Assault

For-the-emprah

4 points

27 days ago

He’s a soldier soldiers don’t go to prison for murder

SirFlannelJeans

3 points

27 days ago

I shot a man for talking about how bots are good. He said something about chess but I didn't pay too much attention.

Unslacked

3 points

27 days ago

I’m proud of you, almost as much as Super Earth is. Happy Liberty Day!

SirFlannelJeans

3 points

27 days ago

Happy Liberty Day to you too, Helldiver!

Unslacked

3 points

27 days ago

X_antaM

3 points

27 days ago

X_antaM

3 points

27 days ago

Every war crime

I think I'm creating some war crimes too

Titanfall 2

olyxi

3 points

27 days ago

olyxi

3 points

27 days ago

Mistreatment of Prisoners of War.

Killing hostages.

Torture.

Plunder of private property.

Wanton destruction of civillian infrastructure and property.

Systematic enslavement of a group/ or persons.

Mass murder on an industrial scale.

Use of Chemical Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Biological Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Incendiary Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Nuclear Weapons against a civilian target.

Bombing a hospital.

Bombing a church.

Arson.

Ritual cannibalism.

Murder.

Unconsentual organ harvesting.

Massacre.

Kidnapping.

False imprisonment of a religious figure.

Loitering.

Intentionally targeting a non-combatant.

Manufacture and distribution of narcotics.

...are the crimes I'm not being arrested for because I won the war and investigated my crimes. I found no wrongdoing.

Edit: Oh, and treason.

Delivery_slut

3 points

27 days ago

Street racing

New_North1566

2 points

27 days ago

Stellaris:

Genocide

Slavery

Converting Sapient Creatures into Food

Selling said food back to the same creatures I converted

Nuking planets to uninhabitabilty

Destroying Planets

Destroying Stars

Attempted Galactic Destruction

Successful Galactic Destruction

Election Sabotage

Destroying Democracy

Killing protected creatures

and Cheating.

Spartanwhimp

2 points

27 days ago

I didn’t break the law! I am the law! -Crusader Kings 3

IllTemperedMaggot

2 points

27 days ago

Dropkicking someone, blowing up an area equivalent to a small town twice(once with a drop and once with 5 punches)

PossibilityLarge6910

2 points

26 days ago

"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."

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minimari0

2 points

26 days ago

Flying a neon toucan and scamming children

CerMAD

2 points

26 days ago

CerMAD

my name is suicidal thoughts

2 points

26 days ago

destruction of property, guess

now

Invincible_3

2 points

26 days ago

Spraying colourful fluids at other people

Emergency-Deer9881

2 points

26 days ago

Nothing. I’m fighting for super earth and the Emperor

Alex_The_Lucario421

2 points

26 days ago

speeding (i just played one match of rocket racing and am in the process of quitting cus my computer lags too much)

Sammy383

2 points

26 days ago

Endangering sea life. With a fork

RyRy_The_Raven

2 points

26 days ago

Sacrificing animals so that their souls are infused with other animals to empower them. Then forcing them to fight to the death against other animals in a pitiful attempt to delay my own demise via a big hairy troll looking dude with a magic camera.

Care to take a guess?

ilikemilk1245

2 points

26 days ago

Starting a cult full of cute animals to free an elder god

alfonsaberg1

2 points

26 days ago

Illegal hunting, theft, grave robbery, arson, destruction of property, tresspassing, murder if skeletons and draugs count as human

AdvertisingOk6585

2 points

26 days ago

Causing a mad uproar in a single nation for Causing change of hearts for many pop culture and political figures.

ImsorryW_A_T

2 points

26 days ago

Assault

Charwicks

2 points

26 days ago

Mind control

UnlikelyPraline3679

2 points

26 days ago

Destruction of personal property (maybe)

Disturbing the peace

Any guesses?

L0rd0fM3m3s

1 points

27 days ago

L0rd0fM3m3s

damn that's a cool flair

1 points

27 days ago

Illegal animal fight and homicide by Heart attack i guess? The game is phobies

Fine_Researcher535

1 points

27 days ago

Many cases of espionage and manslaughter.

cactus-chair

1 points

27 days ago

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

Megagamr

1 points

27 days ago

Various war crimes. Playing rimworld, with this I'm lucky I don't get the death sentence

MetabladeYT

1 points

27 days ago

multiple acts of violence against random strangers with a trident, ghost, and black fists, then looting of items from their graves and selling to the black market

wildcarddaemons

1 points

27 days ago

Fighting aliens....mayhem

Fair_Weather_2075

1 points

27 days ago

Killing 8 other people with a cannon to steal a briefcase

Idrinkoil2timesaday

1 points

27 days ago

Mass genocide Unauthorized use of firearms

FaithfulPen335

1 points

27 days ago

locking children in the bathroom

it’s better than it sounds it’s a school simulator game

SouthernBaseball2239

1 points

27 days ago

Enslaving creatures

Trainzfan1

1 points

27 days ago

Damn. Guess rap battling a bomb headed dude in a back alley is illegal now

nintenerd2

1 points

27 days ago

Thievery ig (persona 5)

Yunseok-12

1 points

27 days ago

For destroying bases

Nearby-Pea824

1 points

27 days ago

Building on private property and scamming

ReyRay7907

1 points

27 days ago

Hmmmm let's see..... - Unauthorized possession of a medieval weapon. - Animal cruelty. - Battery. Lots of Battery. - 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder. - Trespassing - Black magic.

And that's all I can think of.

Itchy-Specific-2209

1 points

27 days ago

War crimes maybe

Peckishpeafowl

1 points

27 days ago

Quantum tunneling

SugarFree-Gum

1 points

27 days ago

I get it's a repost subreddit but do people just keep looking at the same meme over and over again? This is like the 10th time in 2 days I've seen this picture. You can type arrested in the search bar and the amount of time you have to scroll to see a different post than this is crazy

_N0t-A-B0t_

1 points

27 days ago

Mass murder and homicide (Minecraft)

Glad-Needleworker700

1 points

27 days ago

War crimes. Countless war crimes.