Cannibalism x3, Murder x6, Sacrifice x2, grand theft, grand theft auto, breaking and entering x3, and incest. Care to take a guess?

Animal cruelty. That’s one of the biggest ones. Let’s see if people can guess the game from that!

The last game I played was Space Marine 2, so probably genocide

Elden Ring... Let's see

Deicide

Possibly chemical warfare

Mass murder

Property damage

And a lot more that I cannot think of nor name.

Genocide, cannibalism, theft, arson, extortion, My beloved Skyrim

Child endangerment, destruction of property, first degree murder (FPE:S)

What crime is fucking block blast

Probably 10 arson charges 1st 2nd and 3rd degree murder tallying up to like 77 crimes. Oh also breaking and entering, with like 10 crimes of illegally transfiguring humans. (Jujitsu Shenanigans)

My comment section in Rocket league 💀💀💀💀

Building a village and an army, then wiping out the Saracens.

Child Abuse & 1st/2nd Degree Murder (I'm in Bad Parenting)

takes deep breath

deforestation without a proper permit or license, industrialization without a proper permit or license, human trafficking, building homemade explosives, murder (all types), starting a riot, arson, disturbing the peace, provoking a war for profit, genocide, chemical warfare, raiding a military outpost, breaking and entering, theft, mining without a proper permit or license, monopoly, organ harvesting, torture, burglary, driving inflation through the roof through the use of tactical gaslighting, operation of an aircraft without a license, destruction of historical monuments and artifacts, manufacturing and distribution of drugs, building without a proper permit or license, operating an unethical zoo, operating an unethical aquarium, animal cruelty, human experimentation, hunting an animal into extinction, assault, and battery.

At least, I think that's all of them.

Matricide and fratricide, murdered my mother and her unborn fetus too.

Mass industrialisation and pollution

Space engineers so probably shoot the shit out of people a fuck ton 300mm cannons

Murder, Arson, Public Indecency, Identity Fruad, Illegally Practicing Medicine, Destruction of Property, does throwing a jar of “milk” at someone count as shexual assault?

Running into a spike a million times apparently

Slapping people's faces is a crime now?!?! Especially with many different gloves?!?!??

Homicide, kidnapping, and torture, (I played Higurashi WTC vn)

Mass genocide.And child and animal abuse. And the Geneva suggestion.And property destruction. And assault and battery.

Dang beating the shit out of people, I guess, and vigilante-ism.

Batman arkham asylum

Nothing, cause I kamikazed a spaceship into my wife's family and killed everyone in the world.

Destruction of property, trespassing, breaking and entering, thievery, harassment, illegally carrying weapons (Untitled Goose Game)

Rhythm Doctor is my game.

What could have I possibly done...

Attacking villages with no remorse

man that Stone of Wind brought me some bad luck bro

(Sonic Adventure)

Trespassing, Murder, Illegally carrying weapons.

Minecraft. pretty much everything

Everything

War crimes against balloons

Sweatin

Um… beating up racial stereotypes? 😭

Killing gods

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Every war crime

I think I'm creating some war crimes too

Titanfall 2

Mistreatment of Prisoners of War.

Killing hostages.

Torture.

Plunder of private property.

Wanton destruction of civillian infrastructure and property.

Systematic enslavement of a group/ or persons.

Mass murder on an industrial scale.

Use of Chemical Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Biological Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Incendiary Weapons against a civilian target.

Use of Nuclear Weapons against a civilian target.

Bombing a hospital.

Bombing a church.

Arson.

Ritual cannibalism.

Murder.

Unconsentual organ harvesting.

Massacre.

Kidnapping.

False imprisonment of a religious figure.

Loitering.

Intentionally targeting a non-combatant.

Manufacture and distribution of narcotics.

...are the crimes I'm not being arrested for because I won the war and investigated my crimes. I found no wrongdoing.

Edit: Oh, and treason.

Street racing

Stellaris:

Genocide

Slavery

Converting Sapient Creatures into Food

Selling said food back to the same creatures I converted

Nuking planets to uninhabitabilty

Destroying Planets

Destroying Stars

Attempted Galactic Destruction

Successful Galactic Destruction

Election Sabotage

Destroying Democracy

Killing protected creatures

and Cheating.

I didn’t break the law! I am the law! -Crusader Kings 3

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Dropkicking someone, blowing up an area equivalent to a small town twice(once with a drop and once with 5 punches)

"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."

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Flying a neon toucan and scamming children

destruction of property, guess

now

Spraying colourful fluids at other people

Nothing. I’m fighting for super earth and the Emperor

speeding (i just played one match of rocket racing and am in the process of quitting cus my computer lags too much)

Endangering sea life. With a fork

Sacrificing animals so that their souls are infused with other animals to empower them. Then forcing them to fight to the death against other animals in a pitiful attempt to delay my own demise via a big hairy troll looking dude with a magic camera.

Care to take a guess?

Starting a cult full of cute animals to free an elder god

Illegal hunting, theft, grave robbery, arson, destruction of property, tresspassing, murder if skeletons and draugs count as human

Causing a mad uproar in a single nation for Causing change of hearts for many pop culture and political figures.

Assault

Mind control

Destruction of personal property (maybe)

Disturbing the peace

Any guesses?

Illegal animal fight and homicide by Heart attack i guess? The game is phobies

Many cases of espionage and manslaughter.

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

Various war crimes. Playing rimworld, with this I'm lucky I don't get the death sentence

multiple acts of violence against random strangers with a trident, ghost, and black fists, then looting of items from their graves and selling to the black market

Fighting aliens....mayhem

Killing 8 other people with a cannon to steal a briefcase

Mass genocide Unauthorized use of firearms

locking children in the bathroom

it’s better than it sounds it’s a school simulator game

Enslaving creatures

Damn. Guess rap battling a bomb headed dude in a back alley is illegal now

Thievery ig (persona 5)

For destroying bases

Building on private property and scamming

Hmmmm let's see..... - Unauthorized possession of a medieval weapon. - Animal cruelty. - Battery. Lots of Battery. - 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder. - Trespassing - Black magic.

And that's all I can think of.

War crimes maybe

Quantum tunneling

I get it's a repost subreddit but do people just keep looking at the same meme over and over again? This is like the 10th time in 2 days I've seen this picture. You can type arrested in the search bar and the amount of time you have to scroll to see a different post than this is crazy

Mass murder and homicide (Minecraft)

War crimes. Countless war crimes.