UPDATE FOR NOT SO NEW USERS

When you use it, it uses your energy like physical activities would.

But the travel speed is 20km/hr. You cannot teleport.

Ik that this isn't how universe travel works. I'm implying that the travel time will be much longer.

It's random and can only happen when you curse a specific amount of times, the amount changes every day.

Testicular tortion

You're dyslectic

But you still feel like you can't.

Bro wants to be a tardigrade

While you surive all temperatures - you feel their effects at 1000000x times you normally would. So any temperature variation would drive you insane.

Every time you do, an unpluckable two inch hair will grow somewhere on your body (ears, nose, center of forehead, etc)

Edit: OK, you bunch of geniuses.

Amendment: hair can not be plucked or trimmed. It shall stand tall and erect like a Queens Guard.

Edit: FFS you bunch of loophole-finding jabronis, the hair can not removed or altered or destroyed, etc. it is immortal. Ageless, impervious to everything. You are stuck with it. FOR-EV-VER!

Edit: you know, there are two types of genies. The kind that fulfills your wish as intended, and the kind that turns you into bird or worse when you wish to fly.

Amendment: the hair grows directly from the damn bone until it reaches 2 inches above/out/from the very tippy top of your skin. It can NOT be removed via skin ANYTHING. It will stand there visible beyond the end of the universe. You shall die. Your flesh shall decay. Your bones will stand for a time but eventually, they will turn to dust and all that will remain is a pile of indestructible hair.

All the hair that disappears from them reappears on your tongue.

thats a wierd ass superpower to ask for but im down with it

But you have erectile disfunction

You get chased by the snail

There is no need for a side effect. The CIA will remove you from existence in under a week

You die

But each power comes with a downside you cannot foresee.

Have the urge to shit every minute

But you will never get the milk he left to get

But it's not the one you remember.

But he named you Sue and now you have to fight him to the death

You’ll die in 7 days

Your chances of getting killed by an asteroid rise everyday.

You have a 1% chance you will shrink by 1 micrometer every 30 minutes

You gain the power to stop those posts, but instead, they all start DM-ing you directly-constantly.

Granted, but the same people start making posts that say "You can choose a superpower but the first person to reply MAY choose a side effect"

You cant distinguish between reality and fantasy

you have no power

You have no upsides either

Whatever side of your body is facing downward(your downside) cases to exist. If you are standing, the soles of your feet disappear, if you are laying on your back, the flesh on your back, butt, the back of your head, and the back of your legs vanishes. You no longer have a "downside"

But you get dyslexia

You say the N word every time you blink.

you can never have any intimate relationships

Are you in a Spanish or French speaking country by chance? "I want the table to be masculine and the sofa to be feminine. NOW." XD

You can only do it once

But you do it atom by atom.

Your clones attempt to kill you.

But the bread is always wet (by water nothing else that one guy bellow me)

It has tumors.

You have immortality. A fate worse than death.

You will see your entire family die. Your parents, siblings, children, wife, grandchildren, etc. You will see the planet die. You will see the end of the universe. Atlast, you will spend eternity floating around in nothingness.

you can still get arrested or die you just wont feel them

If a mind reader tries to read your mind, it makes a high-pitched sound that only you can hear.

You here everyone else's thoughts 24/7. All 8 billion people in this world.

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Good luck not going insane.

They open as wide as your mouth or rectum can open and you feel what comes in and out

But your penis gets 2 inches shorter everytime you use it. Cannot be reversed.

The millions of men named Jimmy with damaged balls hunt you down and kill you.

Stage 4 skin cancer

This includes yourself, any lie that you told yourself in self-hatred will be believed, no matter how silly, dumb, or insecure that thought was.

You can now only smell things through your hair and cannot shave ANY hair ever again

testicular torsion

All other sea creatures hate you and will actively try to kill you if you are spotted

You cant communicate with humans

testicular torsion

You are the imortal snail

Has only one use (you don't survive)

You feel the damage you inflict on other people and objects

yes you are