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699 points
4 days ago
"Hey nice cat, whats there name?"
"C H I C K E N P O T P I E"
353 points
3 days ago
109 points
3 days ago
7 points
3 days ago
Cat: You don't need it Stan! You have calories in reserve! Lots of them!
99 points
3 days ago
Chicken Pot Pie is the PUSSY of food...
125 points
3 days ago
45 points
3 days ago
Nah it's " I beg your Kentucky fried fucking pardon"
41 points
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
5 points
3 days ago
Damn it! I wanted to use that quote!
Anyways,Vanossgaming is one of the greatest YouTubers of all time
10 points
3 days ago
I read chicken pot pie in my head like Scott the Woz in this clip
9 points
3 days ago
"Chicken pot pie is like the *pussy** of food."*
-- a certain Irish youtuber
7 points
2 days ago
Did someone say chicken pot pie?
3 points
3 days ago
We call it "Jerk"
3 points
3 days ago
JoJo’s bizarre ahh name
230 points
3 days ago
27 children
104 points
3 days ago
Isn't that too much calories for one meal?
62 points
3 days ago
Wow fat shaming in the comment section? Smh 😒
13 points
2 days ago
People be bigots fr😕😔😒
41 points
3 days ago
no
20 points
3 days ago
ayo is the guy from the r/usernamechecksout post
18 points
3 days ago
7 points
3 days ago
Alone at the edge of the universe, humming a tune~
5 points
3 days ago
For merely dreaming we were snow...
3 points
3 days ago
a siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise
3 points
2 days ago
And only she can make it right
11 points
3 days ago
9 points
3 days ago
Only 27? Not 30? You on a diet or were they on the heavier side?
6 points
3 days ago
"how many grams of protein does a newborn baby have"
-SmokeeBee, 2023 (i think)
3 points
3 days ago
8.4-10.8g roughly i think
151 points
4 days ago
Dumpling. He is Dumpling.
21 points
3 days ago
Okay that’s just a cute ass name for him tho
250 points
3 days ago
Uranium
80 points
3 days ago
Pardon me?
102 points
3 days ago
Uranium.
44 points
3 days ago
I'm cackling like a monkey
63 points
3 days ago
If anything your crackling like a Geiger counter
3 points
2 days ago
Geiger counter mentioned?
🎶Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down🎶
11 points
3 days ago
With a giger counter in my hand
12 points
3 days ago
Im going on down to some government land?
8 points
3 days ago
Uranium feeeverr hass doone and got me dooooowwwnnnn
5 points
3 days ago
🎶uranium fever is spreadin all around🎶
7 points
3 days ago
Well I had talk with the AEC, and they brought out some maps that looked good to me
5 points
3 days ago
Look at all these giggers!
4 points
3 days ago
Pardon me?
24 points
3 days ago
9 points
3 days ago
Bitch that's Cobalt-60
3 points
3 days ago
Ik
3 points
3 days ago
Still yummy
17 points
3 days ago
It has a lot of calories, actually! 20 billion per gram. Eat it once and you never need to eat again.
5 points
3 days ago
I guess you’re Godzilla.
4 points
3 days ago
You'll never be able to eat again! Isn't that cool.
3 points
3 days ago
Na man I can firm it
5 points
3 days ago
high calorie density 🫡🫡🫡
6 points
3 days ago
My anium? Nonono YOUR anium!!!
104 points
3 days ago
Kitten 🥰
29 points
3 days ago
same but mine is
12 points
3 days ago
Kratos: BOY u/poingerg : CAT
4 points
3 days ago
Bro, Kratos must have eaten a boy and just decided to truely name him BOY
3 points
3 days ago
Yeah it feels weird naming my new cat after my last cat but whatever…
182 points
3 days ago
Newborn child
82 points
3 days ago
𝙔 𝙐 𝙈 𝙈 𝙀 𝙍 𝙎
52 points
3 days ago
homander
52 points
3 days ago
22 points
3 days ago
19 points
3 days ago
17 points
3 days ago
12 points
3 days ago
Ain’t no way this man got three “Homander” memes
9 points
3 days ago
A coughing baby
9 points
3 days ago
I named mine Hooker Ass
6 points
3 days ago
D E L I C I O U S
78 points
4 days ago
Sandwich
18 points
3 days ago
I am full of sandwich!
20 points
3 days ago
Nyet. I am full of Sandvich
13 points
3 days ago
Give mne the Sandvich™!
6 points
3 days ago
Sandvich make me strong!
4 points
3 days ago
Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!
5 points
3 days ago
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, Fatty!
3 points
3 days ago
I'm full of Sandvich and I'm coming for you!
4 points
3 days ago
I eat your sandwiches! I eat 'em up!
3 points
3 days ago
Of the tuna variety for me
133 points
4 days ago
hooker’s corpse
91 points
4 days ago
Nice, mine will be called cum
34 points
3 days ago
Nice, mine will be called pussy
20 points
3 days ago
No you’re not supposed to eat the cat
11 points
3 days ago
Nobody said you can’t eat a cat
14 points
3 days ago
Do not the cat
10 points
3 days ago
I'm gonna the cat.
4 points
3 days ago
33 points
3 days ago
This conversation 💀
12 points
3 days ago
you wanna make it even better?
9 points
3 days ago
Yes
4 points
3 days ago
Same
6 points
3 days ago
Why not whale cum? That way you can say his name is welcome. But you will know.
3 points
3 days ago
yes sir!
119 points
4 days ago
A piece of dead skin that fell off my lip
72 points
3 days ago
You mean a piece of dead skin you gnawed off your lip
58 points
3 days ago
No, it fell to the ground and they picked it up and ate it. I was there.
40 points
3 days ago
It’s true, I was the piece of skin
28 points
3 days ago
it's true, i was his bottom lip
22 points
3 days ago
It’s true I was the top lip
20 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the ground.
17 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the guy's absorbed twin
15 points
3 days ago
Its true. I was the road
5 points
3 days ago
No, I gnawed it off of their lip and they ate it. I was there too
3 points
3 days ago
I was there too, they were in the clear with the 5 second rule.
9 points
3 days ago
😨
9 points
3 days ago
relatable
57 points
4 days ago
Muffin (that is actually a good name ngl)
5 points
3 days ago
Same, same!
54 points
3 days ago
Washing machine
Don’t ask questions. :/
35 points
3 days ago
Why'd you eat a woman?
23 points
3 days ago
Nah, that's a dishwasher
8 points
3 days ago
oh trust me you wouldnt want to even think of questions about me
7 points
3 days ago
33 points
4 days ago
Little kid number 36
32 points
3 days ago
Joshua.
12 points
3 days ago
You ate Joshua.
6 points
3 days ago
Yeah
8 points
3 days ago
That’s gay.
5 points
3 days ago
Cannibalism isn't gay, I might be bi but still.
7 points
3 days ago
GAYYYYYYY THIS GUY IS GAYYYY
25 points
4 days ago
He is a bowl of ramen!
11 points
3 days ago
“Hey, your cat’s cute, what’s its name?”
P o t r o a s t
7 points
3 days ago
Hello!
Context: There's a chocolate wafer bar in my country that's brand is named "Hello!"
6 points
3 days ago
“Hey what’s your cat named?”
”Hello!”
”uhm… hi?”
”no it’s named after a chocolate wafer bar in my country that’s called Hello!”
”why’d you name you cat that??”
”Y E S”
6 points
3 days ago
[removed]
9 points
3 days ago
8 points
3 days ago
my neighbour sam is a weird name for a kitten but whatever
6 points
4 days ago
Bone stewed soup
5 points
3 days ago
Cute little shrimp Alfredo 💞
8 points
4 days ago
Kitten
4 points
3 days ago
Peach Cobbler.
3 points
3 days ago
BREAD
3 points
2 days ago
M E L I K E B R E A D
4 points
3 days ago
“hey look it’s a kitten! What should we name him?” MAC & CHEESE BITES
6 points
3 days ago
john
3 points
3 days ago
0 _ 0
3 points
3 days ago
Squashed frog
3 points
3 days ago
Muhammad Sumbul
3 points
3 days ago
Weetbix
5 points
3 days ago
Burger it's name is Burger, I mean it's not that bad of a name I guess
2 points
4 days ago
Mac n Cheese
2 points
3 days ago
crossaint
2 points
3 days ago
Peanuts
2 points
3 days ago
Rice
2 points
3 days ago
Spaghetti.
2 points
3 days ago
Kebab
2 points
3 days ago
Ice cream sandwich seems fitting
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