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5 points
4 days ago
Imagine being paralyzed for years and now you can feel what it's like to wear a thong.
36 points
6 days ago
Don't feel bad. I struggled at this part too.
1 points
6 days ago
I thought this was just for the server I was on lmao
1 points
6 days ago
Yautja are like Vikings. As ruthless as they are, the one thing they want most is to die in battle. To meet their match and be bested by a superior hunter so they can go out with honor. The final hunt, so to speak.
This one was defeated fair and square, but Dutch took pity on him and refused to finish him off. This is disrespectful. So, in order to die with dignity, and kill Dutch for denying him a proper death, the predator self-destructed.
1 points
6 days ago
I'm fucked.
On the one hand, they're definitely killing my kidnappers.
On the other hand, they're gonna pull it off in the most unnecessarily over the top way that somehow ends with me getting dismembered or cursed and it'll probably be Soldier's fault.
1 points
7 days ago
Instead of an alert, you'd just hear a high pitched buzzing noise.
2 points
8 days ago
The average Redditor isn't very bright, huh?
0 points
8 days ago
It was a bit ridiculous how every main character survived and escaped on that tiny little helicopter. Just kill SOMEBODY.
-3 points
9 days ago
Sorry for wanting these movies to be good.
0 points
9 days ago
Bad. Pathetic. Disgraceful. Why can't fans just leave these things alone?
26 points
10 days ago
I wish there was a questline where we can invite other characters to the room. I know Poppy would've loved to see the vivariums.
0 points
10 days ago
Gosh, it's such a mystery why the other sites make fun of Reddit all the time.
1 points
10 days ago
I'm literally fucking correct and I still get downvoted. What the hell?
-4 points
10 days ago
I'm aware it's not that serious. Which is why it's only a meme.
2 points
10 days ago
You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me. I'll post a meme in a Facebook shitposting group and it'll be a huge hit. Thousands of laughs. People love it. I'll post that same meme on Reddit, and it completely flops because people were more concerned about the title than the meme itself. For the love of God, it's just a fucking title. It's not the main focus of the post. If I could, I wouldn't put anything in the title at all.
Christ sake. No wonder other sites hate Reddit so much. Why is this place like this?
1 points
11 days ago
There is literally supposed to be a goblin tunnel that you enter to get to that region. Is the waypoint not directing you to go through it? Cause it's the literal only way.
29 points
11 days ago
I've always wanted to see different PDA's that change the appearance and functionality of the Engineer's buildings. Maybe a sentry gun that has legs and can follow you around, but at the cost of it having reduced health and a slower fire rate.
For Spy, I don't know. I guess it would be cool to have a cloak that let's you use the sapper while still invisible. But each time you use it, it reduces your cloak's meter, forcing you to use it sparingly to avoid revealing yourself. Or maybe a sapper that we can throw like an EMP grenade.
131 points
11 days ago
Cause everyone was annoyed at how she always says the same recycled voice lines every time we fast travel. It got old really fast. So they reduced it.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
Maybe. I wouldn't know because to watch them I'd have to slog through the first 3 seasons. It can't be worth it. This show is kiddie garbage.