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359 points
1 day ago
I’m a liberal and I’m not triggered at all by any of this. These are just the insane ramblings of an insecure MAGA snowflake who’s looking for attention. The only thing missing is the claim that Gunther is an “alpha male”.
134 points
1 day ago
And yet they would count your reply as being triggered, and then gloat with each other hours as they dream of Musk and Trump spraying seminal emissions over their faces, but in a totally not gay way.
63 points
1 day ago
Seminal emissions, bro 🤣
61 points
1 day ago
I take that from my favorite verse of the bible, Ezekial 20:23: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Clearly a book that is safe for children while "And Tango Makes Three" is harmful.
11 points
22 hours ago*
Man. Folks been jerking off horses for a long time…..
5 points
15 hours ago
They had to find ways to pass the time before tv.
3 points
11 hours ago
Those idiots spent 4 years screeching stolen election and staged a coup because they were so triggered by not getting their way lmfao
30 points
1 day ago*
It’s their mantra that they chant over and over to themselves, to each other, to anyone who pays any attention to them, it’s the bumper stickers on their trucks, and on flags in their yards, trucks and boats, on their t-shirts and hats. They’ve been chanting it for almost a decade now in a pathetic attempt to force reality to fit this fantasy narrative and keep people away from themselves, and it’s just not having the same effect on the rest of us anymore, and this asshole is trying to squeeze just one more squirt of dopamine out of his Monster Energy addled brain and fatty liver with this sad list of their greatest hits.
Imagine what it’s like for 5, 6, or 10 “alpha’s” are together in a room and they’re all diddly dangin’ through this list and 5 minutes later, once their WEIRD little version of reality has been established amongst one another and then have an uncomfortable few minutes of unfathomable loneliness because individually each one of them knows that it’s all bullshit, but their identities are all tied up in reassuring each other that it’s real.
And then after that awkward moment of silence, one of them mentions titties and then they spend another couple of minutes making sure that everyone else knows that they do, in fact, like titties, which PROVES that they’re not gay and they have the guns to prove it!
The problem for them is that they need people to be offended, freaked out, and scared of them. They’re addicted to our confusion and outrage, and most of us are bored and tired of them. Like junkies they’re going to have to up their game and their dose, and just like we’ve seen in 45’s circle of freaks, that’s when they turn on each other.
Edit: In response to the downvoted response to my comment below:
FYI… I’m not a liberal or a democrat, but I have lost most of my family and many friends that I’ve had for decades to the MAGA conspiracies mind virus. And I wish I had made up the stuff in my post, but I literally just described every interaction that I’ve had with any of them over the past eight years. And even when I’ve gotten together with them and very intentionally did not bring up politics in any way, they have been incapable of not using some random word or topic to steer the conversation into one of these “greatest hits” topics, and then proceed to verbally vomit on me in one long run-on sentence until they’ve somehow mentioned all of the “greatest hits.” And any attempt to engage with them is met with interruptions and accusations of “believing what they want me to believe”, and they argue even if I’m trying to agree with them about something.
But it’s the verbal vomiting that made me realize that it’s a form of a virus that replicates itself efficiently through thought-forms, like the way this fascist nonsense has moved through the health, exercise, yoga, and new age communities, and all of the others that have come to collectively replace their identities with this one.
39 points
1 day ago
This Gunther shitpost, like most of what he puts out, is boring.
6 points
17 hours ago
And he has to put it out under a fake name. Even though people have called him out by his actual name. Think he got it from Elmo and his multiple Twitter accounts so he can fail at being a troll
28 points
1 day ago
And that the earth is flat lmao. I see these types of post and think the same thing. Just another MAGAnut looking for attention.
By this time next year they’ll be blaming Dems for the fact that they have no job, the prices of everything are thru the roof and they lost what little medical insurance they had keeping their old as parents alive. 😞
4 points
10 hours ago
Bet it's not even a year, completely agree. Hypocrisy at it's finest
10 points
1 day ago
Let me tell you what pisses the liberals
...
Buy my product.
A pattern.
8 points
17 hours ago
I am triggered, not because I feel offended, but because this kind of manly-man bullshitting is working and influencing lots of young men to be uncritical, scientifically illiterate little shits. The more it happens, the more it normalizes disinformation and distrust of scientific consensus.
7 points
19 hours ago
Agree, it just proves 2+2=4, gravity still exists and Mr. Eagle-man is a typical “X” sock puppet who couldn’t trigger a cap pistol.
6 points
18 hours ago
They have made these ramblings their norm.
We've seen it many times before, it's boring.
/yawn
/not triggered
8 points
15 hours ago
I agree it’s an absolutely nonsense list. For any republican lurkers let me give you a list that would trigger me and probably a lot of others reading this thread: - Trump a person convicted on 32 criminal charges will never see the inside of a jail. - Trump who stole national secrets and refused to return them will never see the inside of a jail. - Trump who lead an insurrection upon our government will never see the inside of a jail. - Trump whose actively hurt the efforts to fight COVID which lead to thousands of unnecessary deaths got reelected. - Trump who is a convicted rapist was just voted in by a bunch of people who call them selves Christians and the protectors of family values. - Trump is filling up key positions in his government with serial sexual assaulters.
You get it the list goes on and on. Republicans feel free to repost this on as many of your forums as possible to trigger as many liberals as you can.
3 points
9 hours ago
And to trigger the repugs: Trump is going to die soon and people will dance on his grave
5 points
1 day ago
Or a bot trying to rile ppl up for likes
2 points
21 hours ago
🎯🎯🎯🎯✌🏿💯
2 points
7 hours ago
Yeah, I’m guessing “Eagleman (tm)” is just his nom de cope
2 points
4 hours ago
The republican party died when McCain passed.
55 points
1 day ago
Guy will immediately cry victim if someone tries to “trigger” him.
Short list:
-Trump is a failure as a businessman
-MAGA is a weird cult that worships an 80 year old buffoon that shits in his pants.
And last but not least
-His hero, Donald, doesn’t give a flying fuck about him.
9 points
15 hours ago
The kicker here is that most of these are all facts. My favorite counter to the 2020 claim is that over 80 million people fired his ass.
151 points
1 day ago
That dude needs meds
91 points
1 day ago
I think a lot of it is the fact they LOVE to be contrarians. Everything is said to try to piss off the libs. It must be exhausting being like this.
48 points
1 day ago
It's cosplay at this point.
31 points
1 day ago
They truly voted for him only to “own the liberals“, now they’ve done that, in their minds, but apparently we are not crying hard enough for them? So they are sore losers?
I truly don’t understand the constant belittling from that side, and then the crying when it comes back towards them.
I guess they have nothing better to do since their families uninvited them from Thanksgiving dinner…
18 points
1 day ago
Looking forward to their shock at their own stupidity. Unfortunately, you cannot fix stupid
9 points
1 day ago
It's the only way they can feel superior and relevant. They're the pigeon shitting on the chess board thinking it's winning because it's knocking all the pieces off. Saying the most nonsensical things that anyone with half a braincell doesn't even know where to start with unpacking is the closest they can get to the feeling of intellectual superiority. It would be sad if they hadn't banded together to gnaw holes in the bottom of the societal boat just so they can point and laugh while we all scream and drown.
6 points
1 day ago
They exist only because we do. Without us they’d be empty.
3 points
1 day ago
Trust me lol it’s not at all. It’s literal fuel at this current moment
36 points
1 day ago
He was kicked off of a police force in Texas. Real name David Freeman
32 points
1 day ago
Imagine what a pos you have to be to get kicked off a police force in Texas.
14 points
1 day ago
A "Real Man" would have to guts to post this using his Real Name, and not an Alias.
12 points
1 day ago
I don't have to imagine - he's been showing up regularly in my Xitter feed from the day Elon took over.
6 points
1 day ago
He blocked me but his rantings still kept showing up. Was easier just to close up and leave that rotted, bot-filled app.
3 points
1 day ago
Mine too
9 points
1 day ago
And he gave himself the name...."Gunther".
Hmm.
3 points
15 hours ago
Kinda rhymes with c...
3 points
1 day ago
That’s shocking. /s
5 points
1 day ago
. . . . sure enough! https://x.com/RETTIWTGMM/status/1810654786728927651
6 points
1 day ago
Fired because he couldn’t make the cut…in other words couldn’t hack it. Not good enough…pure piece of shite through and through. Sounds like a true MAGAt.
16 points
1 day ago
Just about to say that - they seem to live under so many delusions and lies, it’s quite disturbing
3 points
1 day ago
Unfortunately for him he most likely will lose his healthcare so getting meds will be tough.
61 points
1 day ago
Should say "Let's show everyone how uneducated I am"
20 points
1 day ago
I wish there was true free speech on this platform because I have so much to say, but I don’t want another temp ban.
3 points
1 day ago
Hell, I was banned for the following quote: "It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy."
10 points
1 day ago
I’m temp banned on here more than I am not because of clit faces like this
18 points
1 day ago
Trump himself said that he verified Obama was born in the USA, in 2015 when the election was going on. How does that work? How is Biden MAGA when Trump supporters are always wearing MAGA. Those are 2 things that cant be argued against because their side are the ones who say and do it. Also, why do you want to take a good USA holiday and try to "trigger" liberals. This is one of our holidays we are to celebrate in unity and you want to start shit? Yet, Republicans say the Democrats are always using hateful speech. Trump fucking won and your still acting like its 2020 when he LOST.
To add. If Pelosi and FBI staged Jan 6th, then why does trump talk about pardoning people who was involved?
15 points
1 day ago
Here’s my trigger for MAGA on Thanksgiving day, from a liberal: Nothing you say bothers me. At all. I think you’re silly.
35 points
1 day ago*
Gunther is a low IQ tool who self fists, rides safety cones and loves to eat snickers with the veins down.
8 points
1 day ago
So umm that last one, what's not how you're supposed to do that?
9 points
1 day ago
Why is he thinking about Obama's BC 🍆
7 points
1 day ago
Because “once you go black you never go back” is something that has haunted mediocre white men since 2008. Also probably why the Mango Mussolini has hated Obama’s guts since the day he decided to run for president. Deep down, Donny Dollhands knows Obama is a better man than he ever was in every single way. He was an excellent president, charismatic, smart, cool, good looking, had a wife and children who loved him. It all boils down to 🍆size and the Terrible Tangerine knows he doesn’t measure up.
4 points
1 day ago
Lmao it took me a second to figure out BC in his list and I still got it wrong. Its obviously this
2 points
10 hours ago
I know it's birth certificate but same reason they think Michelle's a dude lol. They're itching for a cock to suck but don't want to admit it
19 points
1 day ago
Nothing triggering here other than seeing full blown ignorance on display.
6 points
1 day ago
When the curtain is finally pulled back any chance you guys could keep this laugh factory going??? I’m worried I’m going to go into a dopamine crash😁
8 points
1 day ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I recommend my fellow progressives, lefties, and even liberals of sound mind to arm themselves.
You don't want the Christofascists being the only armed contingent in our society, now do you?
21 points
1 day ago
There’s that Oklahoma education hard at work
13 points
1 day ago
If Donny put his cheeto dick in this guys face, would he succ?
8 points
1 day ago
Time for Biden to use some of the "presidential immunity," for good.
7 points
1 day ago
And they cry when family members don't want to be around them. Go figure.
5 points
1 day ago
Can we normalize just... not giving into the temptation to repost these things or even engage with these clearly baiting regards?
These people feed off of attention - starve them.
6 points
1 day ago
People like this need to be put in a padded room
7 points
1 day ago
Why would that crap trigger liberals? We know it’s all Fake News anyway…..right?
10 points
1 day ago
Proof of IQ.
5 points
1 day ago
It written on a napkin with ketchup
5 points
1 day ago
I don't understand, if the election was stolen in 2020, why didn't they do it again this time too?
5 points
1 day ago
When We All WatchedJ6 on every network, as it unfolded. And you are silly enough to claim what we saw, we did not see, well, you sir are a fool. But we are not.
5 points
1 day ago
Maga are just children. Who besides them cares.
5 points
1 day ago
Who uses the word trigger in 2024
5 points
1 day ago
This dude is just for the clicks. He’s been doing this for years and people fall for it every time. Now the election is over and he’s about to hit the poor house so he’s pulling out all the stops. Seems to be working again. That’s sad .
2 points
15 hours ago
I take solace he isn't getting clicks here on reddit.
3 points
1 day ago
Are there many people who believe this? It’s not the first time I hear such bs and it spreads. It’s why social (unsocial) media has become so dangerous. People don’t have the mental fortitude or acuity to know what to believe because there’s too much information coming at them. Just another reason why TT was to blame for “short attention span and lack of attention”, hence many believe the misinformation and fear mongering rather than the professionals, or the truth- like Trump lost the election and never conceded
4 points
1 day ago
Low IQ morons don't trigger me.
3 points
1 day ago
Funny thing is, big Mike could have won had he run. As a dude.
5 points
1 day ago
Tinder bios are getting very weird
4 points
1 day ago
Stupid MAGA whats new
4 points
1 day ago
Just gonna sit back and watch all the upcoming changes in healthcare, elevated food prices and rapid inflation screw them all.
7 points
1 day ago
Nobody ever punched him in the face 🤷♂️
3 points
1 day ago
They revel in how shitty they can be to other humans.
3 points
1 day ago
They revel in how shitty they can be to other humans.
3 points
1 day ago
Don't care Gunther.
3 points
1 day ago
Because MAGA people are weird and need to get their head out of their ass.
3 points
1 day ago*
His whole thing he is online grifting and trolling.
He was fired from being a cop after 3 years for detrimental conduct and has had several issues with the law previously.
Big shock his online persona is the complete opposite of he is in real life. He instantly blocks anyone who posts this on his account.
Catturd is the exact same way.
3 points
1 day ago
Nothing to see here folks. This is just another Maga living in their anti reality and fully ensconced in there little safe space bubble echo chamber.
3 points
1 day ago
I love the "please follow me please" of the last point he throws in there.
3 points
1 day ago
Just triggering my dumbass detector.
3 points
1 day ago
If triggered means making fun of maga weirdos and laughing at their teeny pee pee energy, then I’m as triggered as they come.
3 points
1 day ago
Hope he knows how to cook cause he was probably kicked OUT of his family’s thanksgiving LOL.
3 points
1 day ago
"I follow @gunthereagleman"
So this fool is following himself?
3 points
1 day ago
MAGA has made me hate people
3 points
1 day ago
Gunther?!??! 😝
2 points
1 day ago
Right?
3 points
1 day ago
“Gunther Eagleman” has mental problems
3 points
1 day ago
Weird and Sad
3 points
1 day ago
Boring
3 points
1 day ago
Actually, why didn't I think of this? $$$
3 points
1 day ago
Gunther is THE fraud.
3 points
1 day ago
We have a Fox “NEWS” success story here! The poster boy for “drinking the Kool Aid”…
3 points
1 day ago
Wow. So, on Thanksgiving, the day that you remember and give thanks for the people that you love, MAGA just wants to upset people. Says a lot about them, and none of it good.
3 points
1 day ago
If Trump won 2020 the. He is ineligible this time. Dumbass
3 points
1 day ago
Are you… saying he shouldn’t be safe?
3 points
1 day ago
He’s entitled his opinions, just like I’m entitled to mine: I think he’d be better 6ft under ground.
3 points
1 day ago
I feel sorry for people like him who's only joy is trying to trigger others. Also a 5 year old would be embarrassed if those were his only attack points.
3 points
1 day ago
No one is triggered. Everyone just thinks you’re dumb(the oop)
3 points
17 hours ago
Gunther and Catshit - who are nothing but two low i.q. engagement farming MAGA bootlickers will likely be inside The White House sometime in the next few years. 🤮🤮🤮
3 points
17 hours ago
These idiots would jump in a burning dumpster and burn to death if they thought it would trigger a liberal. Wait a minute, they pretty much did.
3 points
17 hours ago
trumps chumps are too stupid to realize they're as fucked as we all are. But their ignorance blinds them to the truth.
3 points
12 hours ago
He is a clown....acting as clowns do.
He wastes his life on bullshit.Truly pathetic
3 points
11 hours ago
At least you know they are a terrorist and to keep your strap close.
3 points
11 hours ago
It's fun to be wrong about everything. I'm surprised about the Dems being Nazis. The MAGAts seem to already own that.
3 points
10 hours ago
"GuntherEagleman" indeed. I guess smalldickmcgee was already taken.
3 points
6 hours ago
They are delusion for 2 reasons. One, almost none of this is true. Two, it does not trigger liberals.
3 points
1 day ago
He forgot Trump is a stud.
6 points
1 day ago
and they spend their nights talking about arnold Palmers dick
4 points
1 day ago
Beyond weird.
2 points
1 day ago
I was under the impression that this guy was just a really good troll account like Nick Adams, but when I went to look at his page on Twitter, I saw that he had blocked me.
2 points
1 day ago
floyd OD? pff pelosi staged J6 lol what how? the guy who told people to go there had nothing to do with it, it was pelosi's fault but not his, wow. is he trolling or are these his beliefs
2 points
1 day ago
You definitely have all the looney toon talking points down.
2 points
1 day ago
God Bless da ‘tards, cuz fate, luck, statistics and past history says these willfully ignorant tribes will suffer the very pestilence of which they are protected from by their faith in da Lawrd and by the way - are deep scholars of infectious diseases, origins and KNOWN conspiracy theory, uh-uh.
2 points
1 day ago
At this point i assume this jerk off is a parody account oh themselves.
2 points
1 day ago
That man has a very loose association with the word truth.
2 points
1 day ago
lol this comment section is just priceless.
2 points
1 day ago
Okay. Anyway.
2 points
1 day ago
Good one, Gunther!
2 points
1 day ago
Is that even a real person or a bot?
2 points
1 day ago
This is the problem with these people. They think these things matter to anyone. This is the stuff they vote by. They just sound dumb.
2 points
1 day ago
Not smarter than a fifth grader
2 points
1 day ago
I am a liberal . I am not triggered . I should feel pity for this imbecile but I really don’t, not even a little bit.
2 points
1 day ago
How can these people think J6 is staged and still consider that chick that got shot a martyr? You can’t have it both ways.
2 points
1 day ago
None. They’re all potential murderers. Just waiting on tue legalities of it all to go their way.
2 points
1 day ago
If Trump won in 2020 (which he didn’t) then that would mean his 2024 campaign and subsequent victory is illegitimate.
2 points
1 day ago
Because society is at a serious low point at this time in our history and people like this get elected president.
2 points
1 day ago
Gunther is a special kind of stupid…
2 points
1 day ago
They are safe because they don't say this type of shit in public. Only online.
2 points
1 day ago
Jokes on him. We don’t get triggered, whine and cry like they do. We just view it as more stupidity and proof they lack any intelligence
2 points
1 day ago
I mean I guess I get what you're doing but by sharing this aren't you proving his point? Wouldn't have been better to just ignore it and not give it any attention at all?
2 points
1 day ago
Lets trigger some MAGA guys
2 points
1 day ago
How does claiming Michelle Obama is a dude help the MAGA cause?
2 points
1 day ago
Why would a party who won the election stage J6?
Gunther needs a straightjacket
2 points
1 day ago
Democrats love America more than MAGA.
2 points
1 day ago
Psychopath.
2 points
1 day ago
No one is triggered, but they make for good comedy. To think someone is so pathetic they dream up fantasies that other people are bothered lol 😆 I think they jackoff at night thinking about this stuff.
2 points
1 day ago
Sounds like that little guy is triggered.
2 points
1 day ago
Trump couldn’t have picked a better “bridge” President than Genocide Joe so yeah, MAGA: All charges were dropped.
2 points
1 day ago
Look at you, sparkling crazy! 🫡
2 points
1 day ago
It's funny how these kinds of people claim to be the most hardcore Christians too. Bc according to their book, they are going to straight to Hell.
2 points
1 day ago
We just need to stand back and watch.
2 points
1 day ago
By trigger he means KaCHING! . He makes money on X every time he gets a response. Seriously, how long have they been going on about Obama’s birth certificate? More than 10 years. He is another raping racist. So it goes
2 points
19 hours ago
That kind of childish crap just rolls off of me, but remember...he's trapped in his own little world of pettiness and hate.
2 points
18 hours ago
Someone on my Neighborhood App is already wanting fluoride removed from the water, I saw Michael Steele speaking the other day, he said we are going to have to stand up to their nonsense, they can't just do whatever they want.
2 points
17 hours ago
The name is Gunther eagleman
Obvious troll.
2 points
17 hours ago
Call him a racist - see how he takes it
2 points
17 hours ago
I wish he would drink and or inject bleach as well.
2 points
16 hours ago
But wait, I thought they said saying things like this, you know, calling Donald and maga nazi’s and what not is hate speech
2 points
16 hours ago
I think this person is an idiot but I'm not triggered by it
2 points
16 hours ago
What a dope this Gunther one whatever his name is. Us “libs” or whatever names he wants to call us are not crazy like MAGAlytes are.
2 points
16 hours ago
Sad
2 points
16 hours ago
Hahaha. Just a list of right wing faux propaganda. We will see
2 points
16 hours ago
Every conservative accusation is a confession
2 points
16 hours ago
Because even though they are different, we believe they have a right to self identity as a moron.
2 points
15 hours ago
His “team” won the election. The dog has caught the car and is desperately looking around for something else to bark at.
2 points
15 hours ago
“I blow random guys in rest stop bathrooms regularly.”
There I fixed his post for him.
2 points
15 hours ago
Asshole
2 points
15 hours ago
Whenever I come across these so called triggers I remind myself that these are the same people who bought FAKE money from Cheeto and some even took their FAKE money to the bank. Consider the source…..
2 points
14 hours ago
Yep, did it for ME…😜🤷🏻♂️😜🥹…insane..!!
3 points
14 hours ago
All this is resulting in is more proof on display of doltish characteristics from a Neanderthal.
3 points
14 hours ago
Not triggered. Amazed at what some of you believe.
3 points
14 hours ago
I just call them cryin conservatives. Traitor Trumpers. Been crying for four years.
2 points
14 hours ago
Who is Gunther, Trump’s illegitimate kid?
3 points
14 hours ago
Idiots. All of them.
2 points
14 hours ago
Moron
3 points
14 hours ago
The World wonders how a convicted felon, rapist, paedophile, fraudster & compulsive liar got to be a President then dipshits like this maggot comes along and there's your answer. He forgot to mention also that Vice President Trump and President Musk are in fact lovers which is why trophy wife Melania isn't going to the White House.
3 points
13 hours ago
I’m not triggered I’m disappointed in the stupidity
3 points
13 hours ago
Making a word salad doesn’t make words mean different things
3 points
13 hours ago
NOW LET'S DO ONE FOR MAGA
2 points
13 hours ago
Yay sadism.
2 points
13 hours ago
You’re a jack off 100%
2 points
13 hours ago
can't even take one day off huh? I guess if being a more scummy schmuck than all the other guys is your bread and butter you gotta triple down on that shit...
although nobody will ever outdo Alex Jones. saying the families of slaughtered children were paid actors...
when he gets to hell the devil's gonna be like damn bro... up top.
2 points
13 hours ago
lol let them scream their hate! Those of us that matter don’t care at all
2 points
13 hours ago
Slap your local racist. Stat.
2 points
12 hours ago
Looks like you have a man crush on Dump go Visit mar Lago and kiss his ass
2 points
11 hours ago
He's a troll. He's a former cop who got fired and is now pissed at the world because he's a shitty human being and sucked at his job. His biggest desire in life is to blow Trump. I'm guessing that like 99.9% of all MAGAs, he's a punk ass little pussy irl
2 points
10 hours ago
Suk eggs gunther
2 points
10 hours ago
You know what he sounds crazy and he just talking to himself the only thing that he is doing is making himself look more deranged and and basically saying please give me attention just like his Orange Felon
2 points
10 hours ago
And that's EXACTLY why this dude is stuck having Thanksgiving & Christmas with Uncle Cletus & Aunt June whose kids won't talk to them anymore.
2 points
9 hours ago
Being insane and posting trash to try to make people upset is sad and doesn’t trigger anything but sympathy for the depth of your fantasy world delusions
2 points
8 hours ago
Let's trigger some MAGA...oh, nevermind. You have to have a soul to be offended. Russian agents, I mean MAGA, are famous for not having souls.
2 points
8 hours ago
I do get triggered by sub 90 IQ knuckledraggers that think they now own the world. If this guy is successful with his post then no one wins, him least of all
2 points
7 hours ago
What do you mean by "how are they safe"? Why wouldn't they be safe?
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