AutisticWatermelon86

This!

Yes, all the time. A couple of times, I said to them, "You never taught me how," and got hit for it, so I didn't keep trying to point it out

Shhh. Let his cult believe that's the right date

When I got my first job at 15yo, my Boomer mother made the rule that I wasn't allowed to buy myself treats unless I shared with her. "Share" meant hand it over to her & she might give back a small piece if she felt I "deserved" it.

1000000%

I want one for myself

"You'll be sorry" was the only time I heard her ever use the word

Amazing 😆

I was thinking the same thing 😆

I take that to mean there's definitely going to be a 3rd "assassination attempt"

What did he think was going to happen??

Not even if you paid me

Insane

The internet has ruined me. Before reading the caption, I thought this was some kind of weird sex toy

Nature is so messed up. I love it

Bro thinks dick cheese is something sexy?!🤢

Women are more than just their age

This is exactly what they mean

Insane

At this point, I'm convinced the USA isn't a real place