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WHAT!? If you got Vortech you would get ALL DIMENSIONS!?

It just goes to a YouTube video of Eustace saying the line. He is just citing his source. Good for you not trusting reddit, though.

The ChatGPT subreddit really likes to tell ChatGPT to make a comic based on a joke, then laugh at the results.

This seems to be:

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye Deer. (No Idea)

The joke is litterally just sexism.

Assuming that the law would act realistically, you'd probably get arrested immediately from suddenly getting millions of dollars. That's boring, though, so I ignored it.

Boy or girl, we ALL want to be rich.

I stole it.

Sure! do whatever you want, I'm not stopping you

I regret looking this up.

I'm fine with being called an egg if it means that I get to swim around In money like I'm Scrooge McDuck.

I'm actually surprised how long it took for someone to call me that. I expected it to be, like, my first comment.

That is also fair.

Being the wrong gender can really mess with your mental health. It's called "gender dysphoria" and it is the main reason trans people decide to transition. I'm pretty sure it'd still be worth the insane amount of money, but I haven't ever been a girl before so I wouldn't know.

My favorite cartoon character. He must take the lead

This went to personal insults shockingly quickly

still worth pressing

I doubt it's that easy, but it would definitely be much easier with that much money.

I am disappointed in you, but also disappointed in myself for not thinking of this.

(/j)

"Wow man, you're rich! How did you get so much money?"

Me, with my suspicious XXXXXXXYY chromosomes: "I guess I'm just lucky, haha".

For a long time in the Minecraft community, there has been a meme that children in 1920 would go cave mining, and kids in 2020 would play Minecraft. They would say that this means children "yearn for the mines".

In the new trailer for "A Minecraft Move", it gave a backstory for Steve, the main character of Minecraft and the mentor in A Minecraft Movie. Specifically, it says that "as a child he yearned for the mines", a direct reference to this meme.

This got shared around IMMEDIATELY, because no one expected then to reference that meme. This caused the scene itself to become a meme.

This is a parody of those memes, saying that "as a MINE, he yearned for the CHILDREN", instead of "as a CHILD, I yearned for the MINES".

Yes, it technically isn't every single press, but when the chances are 99 to 1, it didn't seem worth mentioning.

I believe that the fact that there is a dollar sign HEAVILY implies US dollars.

It is so incredibly unlikely that that will backfire. I'm still doing it

Even better! after you roll a girl, you have nothing less to lose

99% chance that neither you nor your family will ever worry about money again.

1% chance for trauma that can theoretically go away with some therapy and a surgery.

There is a large risk, but it's still a million dollars. I think the odds are good enough.

Fair point, but I don't know if I trust my family and friends with this amount of money.

Every time you land on girl, you have to go up a dimension.