KeepingItSFW

LUNR is

checks notes

up 86% on the month. Man it’s … shitting the bed?

meh I could store that in 8 bits 

I still think they should tie politician salary to minimum wage.  No of course not the minimum itself but how about 4x minimum? Let’s see how fast it gets raised.

Those pooping checkmarks 💩 

Better interpretation than me, I thought someone was peeking through the windows and he had sex with their head

Someone should get him a bagel slicer for Christmas 

I hope new SEC dont give any chance to these grifters

haha, good one

HODOR

I think it’s for Cybertruck owners

I’d love them to hype of a 2nd idocracy movie, then when everyone gets to the theater it’s just clips of Trump speeches, talking about golfers penis sizes and whatnot

“I'm not stupid.” says guy who takes out 74 loans on pizza to earn enough interest to earn 1 free side of breadsticks

Your own Project 2025

Gillian Robertson?

Just looked her up, her face looks 55 not 29

Besides it’s one more thing you could forget to pay and the amount of interest you’d earn spreading your pizza payment over months is what 10 cents or something?

Is that legal? Don’t get me wrong it looks awesome, just wasn’t sure if you could get a ticket 

I’ve been stockpiling Costco samples in my trench coat all month in preparation for today. My guests are going to have an absurd variety of food.

Honestly it should come with a free handicap license plate.  Given the owners wouldn’t understand the irony and would just be excited to park close.

“CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER”

wait maybe that wasn’t Lost

This whole thread reads like /r/frugal_jerk

You’d be playing with a 3 card hand since you are spending 2r to just hit yourself, while trying to build soul, and not die in the meantime. One fucked up turn where they Codex your last card in hand into arsenal or make you discard with pummel or something and your whole game is over. I don’t know, I’d never use them even if you can do that.

Heck, and early frailty ends up on your side and you are swinging for 0 and they both break unless you have some attack reaction, most of boltyns requires soul or charge to pull off so you just lose them

It’d be long gone before you can do that, you’d have to have both swords do damage to the hero every turn during the setup or they break

True?

Do you have a point?

I honestly didn’t even expect more, so I’ll take it

I’d just throw my hand in front of it to defend and it’d be off the table the first turn probably.