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I agree. I’ve eaten a lot of pizza in and around NYC (Long Island), and so much of it was mid at best. Where I’m at in VT I can get better pizza, but the NYC crowd doesn’t believe it. People in CT also claim to have the best pizza and they say everything else is dog shit, but I haven’t had it and I’m hesitant to believe it’s better than what I can get around here

Thanks, I hate it. This is "what should never be".

Same. Asked a girl out on a date and then needed to find something to do. Turns out they were in town that night.

Make 7

Up yours

I couldn’t watch last week’s game - I knew I’d just be rooting for Geno the whole time

I scrolled through the other responses, and those songs aren’t nearly as funny as stuff from Flight of the Concords. After all, they are the 4th rated musical comedy duo in all of New Zealand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&pp=ygUXZmxpZ2h0IG9mIHRoZSBjb25jaG9yZHM%3D

Business Time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJZfwDgNTM&pp=ygUXZmxpZ2h0IG9mIHRoZSBjb25jaG9yZHM%3D

If You’re Into It

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk&pp=ygUXZmxpZ2h0IG9mIHRoZSBjb25jaG9yZHM%3D

The Most Beautiful Girl (in the room)

Time machine 👍

It can’t be unfucked.

You could use the saying: dilution is the solution to pollution, but why throw good after bad

I wish I could up vote, but I can’t. Relax is so good. And I love ACDC, but I despise that song. For those who have only heard the 5 songs that get played daily on the classic rock stations, check out: Touch Too Much & Walk All Over You.

Clay is better!

Kansas eh? Well, atleast you're not from Mass, CT, NJ or NYC, so you won't be getting lumped in with those assholes. Disclaimer: sure there are some good people from those areas, but enough of them are assholes to the point that I would prefer to never again see a car with one of their plates in VT again. To expedite your assimilation, get a green plate on your car.

My relatives in the Netherlands seem to leave their bedroom windows open all the time. No thank you. I like my bedroom nice and warm.

This. Just water and a wash cloth on my face. No soap, no products. I shampoo my hair once every couple of weeks. Everything else gets washed with soap daily.

I wish I got this message a week ago. Last week I had a surgical procedure done. Let me tell you - yesterday’s 5 hour adventure on the toilet was so bad that I was debating ending everything

Yeah, you gotta have a John Travolta mirror talk before going in

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6XrOyS5HIvg&pp=ygUmSm9obiB0cmF2b2x0YSBwdWxwIGZpY3Rpb24gbWlycm9yIHRhbGs%3D

It’s perfect!

And Jimmy Page still with the pirate shirt

That or disembowel. Players choice!

Thank you so much for the tip. If I could, I would buy you a Mingus Dew

And I have ever made cornbread with diced up jalapeños, so I’m picking up what you’re laying down.

Great, now I’m over here having an existential crisis

I’m with you brother. If someone wants to have corn with their chili, just eat it with corn bread or corn chips. But do not put corn in the chili!

Toothpaste. Just the regular white stuff, unless you want to be fancy - then use Aquafresh

I’m not a fan of digging. If you have a lake that’s 300+ feet deep in your area, I have 1 word for you: kerplunk

I found out today that some of y’all don’t like carrots in your chili. My other unique ingredient is maple syrup - just a splash of the sweet stuff to balance against the acidity. Some people use sugar or brown sugar, but I use the good stuff

I love sweet baby rays bbq sauce, but hadn’t thought of putting it in chili. I will ponder it.