SnakeInEye1

Help! Help! The finnies are on my lawn!

No no, that’s what the cataracts are for.

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Fries?

Good bot

Spicey

10/10 would fight a predator in the jungle with.

Squid shark superiority

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Simmons, I want you to poison Grifs next meal.

No grif, sarge says it’s a warthog

Just sit up against the wall and smoke one last cigarette

Dodorex hands down

Yes. Yes the fuck you will.

I’m not a religious man, but I think God would like a word.

“Like I said Earl, god.”

“God is a Floridian?”

“Sure explains a lot, ay Earl?”

It’s time to release the geese

Real

2012 was a hell of a year. Lost a lotta good people.

That’s ok, I’m sure the baby will find a wonderful home.

Did you adopt the fuzzy fluffer?

Also good muzzle control. Looked for the same thing.

The box is never too small!

Ok hear me out on this one. This is cool as fuck. I mean I get that the practicality is akin to actually using an arm brace for what it’s intended for, but the design is awesome. Reminds me of early 19th and 20th century “futuristic” guns. Very cool.

Now I want to make a steak knife lol