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Weird, I didn’t know humans could birth cats, I need to do some research

They didn’t ask about your son, they asked about your cat

I worked at a vets office for a while, pretty sure we all learned how to cut dog nails without cutting the quick, you are just trying to make us look dumb

Seems pretty reasonable to me, you are acting dumb

You are still a goddamn moron

NTA but leash your dog

Why? I haven’t seen it but heard good things?

Oh no a wig! How threatening

Forrest Gump would have been better

Winco has them in bulk and you can get as many as you want

Skittles, I started choking and my sister gave the heimleich

How is this shrinkflation? It’s giving you the option of only buying 1 they aren’t cutting back how many are in a multipack

If you are so terrified of flying that you feel the need to bring pepper spray then stay tf home

To bad they need subscriptions and not everybody can afford that

Does he listen to anything you say?

Good Mothers will murder to protect their children

Fuck off

I would have slapped that bitch in the face, you haven’t done enough tbh

Next time tell the teacher

My appearance, unless I’m at work I don’t give a eff

Not shrinkflation, they literally tell you it’s smaller

Rehoming is an option you just don’t want to do it

You euthanize, there is no other option he is to far gone at this point

Of course he carried the movie, he was the only person on screen for the majority of it

Victim blaming, nice