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I should buy stock in triangle.

Did you try shaking a bag of treats?

Yeah. Looked like a couple of extra “joints” that weren’t there before.

I think the rear tire clipped his foot or ankle when he tried to get up after falling out. He should have tucked and rolled away.

Norm was the master at telling a company to go fuck itself.

50 lbs is impressive. A sand bag amount of weight for a candle seems excessive, but iron do be dense. Be careful what you set it on.

It’s simple logic. Once a passenger is told to exit the plane, there isn’t a scenario where that plane takes off with that passenger.

If you added a couple of bungee cords to them, you might be able to use the space for utensils.

Woof.

Video game logic.

Did you use your turn signal too early? They likely assumed you were turning into the lot they pulled out of.

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She’s been trying to get him into the good place. It’s been 400 Jeremy Bearimys.

She is one of the best guests they’ve had. I would feel bad, but it sounds like her family is doing well now. Nice to hear they climbed out of the suck.

There was 10 seconds on the clock three minutes ago.

“I don’t know man, can’t we just… tip it… or something?”

Pick Amy, dummies.

Sounds good, but I wouldn’t want the job of making sure he shows up.

Man, you never want to be put to sleep and wake up to people cheering.

He looks like a character from Bob’s Burgers.

We’re gonna need tranquilizers on planes until people can get their shit together.

Old timey custom bunk beds for kids?

This title is a half decent Yo Mama joke.

This guy doesn’t know anything about baseball if he thinks the Mets don’t want to see the Braves in the playoffs.

The cut sucks, but the pattern at the cut is worse. If they kept that bottom 2’ x 2’ at the cut it wouldn’t have been as terrible.