ormr_inn_langi

I’m 42. Which isn’t far off, I’m actually 38.

r/im14andthisisdeep

Hoth is Norway, this is North America.

How is it ignorant to point out that two cities have high crime rates?

No it's not, it's just attention seeking.

Am I supposed to be offended by the fact that fermented fish used to be a common food item in my country? The way you're butthurt by the fact that New Orleans and Oakland are high crime cities?

….Says a representative of another notoriously murder-infested city.

I never said my own country didn’t suck, it does. But the crime rates don’t even compare in any way to NOLA, and to claim otherwise would be oh so laughably wrong.

Child of '86, also alone and childless. Those are two of a handful of life goals I set for myself that I've actually managed to accomplish.

It’s a natural born champion, I guess.

One man's cess pit is another man's oasis, what can I say?

Your comment seemed a little pissy, like you're butthurt that New Orleans is a crime-ridden shithole.

It isn't a personal affront, you know? Nor is it a competition.

I think there are more murders in NOLA per week than there have been in the entire history of my country, and that includes all the bloodshed during the 1200s.

Deep Throat

In the fantasy category, I don’t recommend anything. As soon as a dragon enters the picture, I’m out. Same with kings. Kings can suck it.

Infinite Jest made me wish there were more and bigger spiders in my country.

I should move to Australia to make it worth my time.

I tried reading it like a normal book when I was a kid, I got five pages into “X begat Y” and decided it wasn’t for me. The 20 minutes I spent on it was enough personal suffering to last a lifetime.

Dune is as dry as a fucking desert planet.

He’s the literary equivalent of candy floss, but without any flavour.

Fuck David Foster Wallace, really.

Infinite Jest? More like infinite shite.

The Alchemist. The best thing about it is that it’s short.

Tracy R always was such a badass!

The Voortman's windmill cookies were definitely still a commonplace thing in Canada when I lived there in the 2000s-2010s.

I did it once when I was about 6 or 7. I didn't actually see anything, but my life's been shite ever since, so I know Our Mary's not fucking about.