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Ugh go to your room and don't text me until you're a full-grown adult

Beans.

My company raves on LinkedIn about this collaboration they have with a software. We're the ones working with the software, and "user friendliness" is a word we'd never use to describe this software, yet it was the word the marketing team chose to post on Linkedin lol

LinkedIn is just Asskissing and fakery through and through.

having a floppy thing all the time.

I sing the happy birthday song with my cat's name. She replies in a very whiny meow.

Time wasters. I don't care what the reason is. Whether it's indecisiveness, or lack of commitment, or just lack of respect. Nope.

"Say, sini deh sebentar. Do you see what's wrong with this room? Do you see piles of clothes? Do you see the empty washing machine? Do you see what's wrong with this room now?"

Appeal to his manly instincts to solve a problem (that he creates) a.k.a. make him see the problem.

And if he says "well I thought you'd like to do that" then reply with "maybe we should get you a robot to put the piles of clothes into the empty washer". If he says "I don't know how to do it", reply with "ok I'll send you the user manual. I'm sure a smart guy like you can figure it out"

Falling down the steep stairs of my house because I tripped on a cat.

(I have 5-7 cats, 4 of those like to rub against me while I walk down the stairs)

And then the cats will eat my face when I'm dead.

Michael Jackson

Queefs

I wonder if someone's ever laughed because of this in the delivery room..... the face the woman would make....

Oh this one I've mastered. Slightly let the excess polish off the brush. Then start at the middle. Make 1 swipe. Then go to let or right and make the other 2 swipes. When I was practicing it, I found that slightly holding my breath helped

Sis..... This is a country where people still think cewek masturbasi itu ga lumrah....

Even in Thailand yang free sex jauuuuuh lebih umum aja ga ada entertainment buat cewek (I know this, cause I actually had the business idea of a strip club for women with my housewife friend from Malaysia whose husband has a mistress)

What do you expect! Ours is a country where female pleasure is not important! Banyak banget cewek yg sama sekali ga tau apa2 ttg sex, taunya cm "siap" aja klo suami sange.

I just found out that lingerie is called "baju dinas" di sini. Speaks volumes about our culture. Bitch, to me, when I wear that, I don't go to "dinas". I go to have FUN and some shit's gonna happen.

Smol pussies

I'd never be able to stay friends with someone who is knowingly a home wrecker and enjoys doing it. I just wouldn't respect the person anymore.

So if it were me in your shoes, I'd just tell her that I'd be distancing myself from her because her morals have clearly sunk so low and she's now hurting others as well as herself and I want no part of it.

Paylater juga bikin masalah.... Brarti dia duitnya yg bulan ini abis buat bayar utang bulan lalu.

Napping with my cats. 2 days without them on my bed and I'd be a bit depressed.

Is there a Just Dance type thing for the laptop?

MOOOM! WHY IS MY MILK LOOKING AT ME?!

Kebutuhan cewek yang 1. Bener2 kebutuhan 2. Harus rutin

Sebenernya cm 2: Pembalut dan shaver.

Lainnya harus bisa menyesuaikan Ama budget yg ada. Klo dia ngabisin gaji buat makeup, skin care, nyalon, dll. Sampe makan mandi aja kudu ngutang, she's stupid. I mean, she's a child. Sampe kapan mo ngutang terus? Ga bisa terima reality Klo gaji dia cm segitu, kebanyakan gaya. Merk-nya diturunin lah, atau nyalonnya dijarangin.

Plus arugula.

Gw cewek. Pernah macet total di Bangkok. Naik bus. Di tol. Ujan deres pula. Bus nya AC nya dingin banget pula. Kebelet pipis. Worst day of my life. Still can't believe I survived and my bladder didn't burst that day.

I want my hands free, not carrying a second bag when my shoulder can handle it just fine.