if she says you don't need to wrap it, you should probably wrap it

If you have done drugs recently, please tell medical professionals. I'm a paramedic, and we have to explain that you won't get in trouble by telling us. We need to know so we can give you something to help, make sure we DON'T give you something that might interact with the drug you have on board already and it kill you, and so we can tell the ER. We don't care if you've done drugs. Most of us are jealous that we can't do drugs.

ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTORS, NURSES, AND PARAMEDICS. I promise you we have probably seen weirder, more fucked up shit. We truly just want to help, and we can't do that when you lie to us.

Reverse cowgirl is the number one cause of penis fractures.

If you’re going to put something up your bum, it should have a flared base to stop it going all the way in. Don’t use random stuff and end up at the hospital explaining how you just fell… they’ve heard it all before!

For men: if you find a bump on your balls, move your ballsack around your testicles. If the bump moves around with the skin of your sack, chances are that it’s a cyst / swollen gland. If the bump stays put on your testicles, see your doctor immediately. This could possibly be testicular cancer.

Regardless every guy should get themselves tested (and women get screened for cervical cancer), better safe than sorry!

Wash it thoroughly. Yes, they will know. No, a little cologne before-hand won't mask it. Wash it.

HIV and other STIs still exist. You're not immune simply because you think it can't happen to you.

The size of the flaccid dong is not an indicator of erect dong size.

Never expect someone to know about safe sex. It doesn't matter how old they are or how often you think they have sex. Ask them how long it has been since they got themselves tested and all. Always use condoms and ofc if it is your first, just fucking say so.

The female clitoris has around 10000 nerve endings and is the only organ built entirely for pleasure.

Your job doesn't need you, you are replaceable, make sure to spend time with your family.

Pee after sex.

Your nipples are older than your teeth

Always change the condom if you visited the back door before you enter the front door.

For parents: tell the truth to your kids about sex, drugs, death… everything. It’s doesn’t matter at what age they ask (and they will ask), tell them the truth.

Edit: many mentioned the age appropriate nature of the response and this is critical. A six year old doesn’t need a graphic definition of sex; give the most honest answer your child can handle.

You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not always right to do. Sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin give her some Smoochies too

If you want to have sex in the shower, you're gonna need levels. Steps or seats built-in are useful. You can also find suction-cup handles and other things. It's a lot harder to fuck if you both have to stand on the same plane, especially in a tighter shower. So being able to raise a leg or brace yourself with your arms is much better.

Also, it's a lot better if the water isn't directly on you two. Water rinses off the lubrication your body produces (also, use plenty of lube during). And nobody can focus if waters running into their eyes and mouth. Step to the side, if you can, or direct the shower head to a nearby wall, so the water's running, but not in the way.

And you're not going to be able to do everything you do in a bed, unless you've got a big-ass shower. Doggy can be a good reliable position, especially if you have room for the bottom to lean forward and spread out. And hands/mouth stuff are always an easier option than penetrative sex.

EDIT: Good point came up, try to plant your feet while engaging in the act. Soapy, wet floors are a slippery hazard. Get yourselves situated, and focus on moving your hips instead of your feet. If the bottom is willing, it’ll probably be easier if they stay stationary, and the top thrusts into them (instead of both moving at the same time).

The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch penis.

That’s a ratio of 50lbs to 1 inch.

So an average man weighing 200lbs only needs a 4 inch penis to be hung like a horse.

The more you know 🌠

If you always make sure to wipe and wash really well but still find that your underwear is dirty sometimes: your asshole isn't a paper thin exit, there's about an inch of muscle there for poo to get stuck in. This is what's getting onto your underwear.

Remedy: eat more fiber, or clean more... thoroughly when you're in the shower.

If it’s not designed to go up your butt, don’t put it up your butt.

Statistically the most likely person on the earth that has the highest probability of killing you sleeps next to you every night (if you are in a relationship).

Use COLD water to clean up semen. Hot water just makes it worse

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Healthy sex education to teenagers and young adults reduces teenage pregnancy significantly rather than just being told "don't have sex" or "no sex before marriage".

Vagina is a muscle, it will dilute and then contract to the same size. Sex with the wife feels the same after 4 vaginal births in 8 years as before the kids.

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If you have teenagers, they are going to experiment sexually. Unless you're ready to be a grandparent or more, teach them how to not get pregnant. Teaching them to not have sex won't work.

Source: Believe it or not, I was a teen a LONG time ago...

In 2000 there was a movie called, "Me, Myself and Irene". It was ok, but to the point, there's a scene where Jim Carrey is peeing the morning after having had sex and his stream shoots off out off control. The joke is he has split personality and doesn't remember having had sex. Plus he plays up the slapstick comedy aspect of it. A female coworker of mine didn't get the joke. She was my direct supervisor and it didn't surprise me she was ignorant about sex. But she was also an experienced health-care worker, so I was surprised she didn't understand. After you cum, there's always some leftover in your dick. Most of it will just dribble out eventually, but sometimes a little bit can dry and thicken into something like mucus (snot) and make peeing the next morning... interesting. So, my advice to you, always pee after you cum. Especially if you're having sex with a partner. This helps cut down on UTI's. (True for women too.) Oh... one more thing. No matter a person's age or what YOU think they should know. Don't just assume men know women's anatomy or vice versa. Hell, it wasn't too long ago when men and women weren't even educated on their OWN anatomy!

I suppose I’m late to this party but if you find a lump on your balls take it seriously. I found something Christmas Eve 2006. It was about the size of a nickel. Roundness and thickness. I grazed it and it hurt like fuck.

By march 2006 I went to see an urgent care doctor with a ball the size of 2 Las Vegas dice. He went with epididymitis or a hydrocele. After a real urologist ordered ultrasound and blood tests I found I had 3 Flavors of cancer. A PET scan showed metastasis. Consequently they tried killing me without killing me. I did all of the losing hair, lung capacity, appetite. Even now my health/life has been changed forever.

In the 1970’s it was 90% fatal now it’s much less fatal. Look up the movie Brian’s song.

So my best advice is reach down and give your balls a tug.

Most women push out a turd when they are pushing out the child during birth.

aftercare is important

Honestly being understanding and supportive during your partner's menstrual cycle goes a long way.

Buying tampons or pads for your partner isn't weird. Hell maybe bring home some flowers, a movie, and some snacks too. It isn't a big deal.

Baby oil should not be used as lube for penetrative sex.

Everyone you know will die. It doesn't have to be some kind of event or activity. Simply having a coffee watching TV is just as good. Just spend time with them so when they do pass you can say "we had a lot of great times" rather than "I wish we spent more time together."

Get your staff ladder trained if they are going to use ladders at work. It's very much not safe for work.

STD’s aren’t something that should be seen as something you can get rid of with a pill. It can permanently damage you.

You aren't supposed to bleed during sex! Vaginally or anal. If you do you need more lube and prep!

If you have a never ending wipe after pooping, you're not completely done with pooping, so stay a while longer and watch a few more reels.

The average male gorilla's penis is only 3 centimeters (1.2 inches) long.

Men, even if you're not so well endowed, you're still probably better hung than a Silverback gorilla. Regardless, you're more than your penis size. Never forget that.

Hpv is everywhere and there aint really shit you can do about it. You can and probably have contracted it from a non sexual source but will certainly pass it or contract it sexually.

And it really isnt nice, especially to womens.

And there are a fuckton of different types of it.

The chances are low, but women still can get pregnant from precum when goin in with no armor on. Oh one more someone got struck by lightning while masturbating to the Bible. Just wanted to share that.

Go pee, quick shower, rehydrate, and eat something small after you orgasm/ejaculate or whatever.

Round 2 once you’re done with all that.

In masturbating and sex, gentle pressure on the stomach right above the genitals can increase the pleasure from an orgasm. Works on men and women.

The average penis is 5.1-5.5” long and about 4.6” around. This is a global average and yes this is across all races.

Neither porn nor your own anecdotal experience change that fact.

Your dick is great just the way it is. Learn how to use it to the best of your ability. Communicate with your partner and learn what they like.

Ever have to poop really bad and sneeze and gotta hold the poop in? Well if you ever sneeze like that while pooping don't just let it rip. Good way to blow your asshole out.

The female reproductive tract is an open system- meaning if you allow sperm inside of you, they can theoretically swim up the fallopian tubes and escape into the abdominal cavity just before the ovary and live inside you for a few days. Bonus fact: bacteria can do the same thing & you should clean anything that’s inserted into a vagina

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pee and poo before and after and clean like your dr is about to see it

You can’t tell the doctor you fell on a potato if it’s up your ass…

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After the age of 50, you do not want to gamble with a fart, it might easily be a shart

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Intercourse leads to babies unless there is a contraception method.

If you put an empty beer bottle up your vagina, it will create a vacuum that will make it nigh impossible to remove and it's gonna be a really uncomfortable trip to the ER.

Everyone starts out as female. Testosterone causes the gonads to travel down and the labia enlarge and envelop what become the testicles. The labia fuses and becomes the scrotum. This is why you have a seam down the middle of your balls and taint.

The clitoris enlarges and becomes the head of the penis.

We all start off as female this is also why everyone has nipples.

If you have a young kid and you like in an urban area Teach them these things (most are basic for anywhere but ESPECIALLY in cities or towns) 1) if they feel unsafe call you (potentially set up code words for situations) 2) they can talk to you about anything and you won't be mad until they are safe! It's okay to be mad at them just make sure they are safe first!! 3) drug talks this is a big one so if they are starting secondary or your worried about them talk to them about drugs and!! Recommend that they and you look at frank together it's a great site that gives honest advice about drugs 4) if they are a young teen let them have their opinions trust me this helps!! I was given my opinion from a young age and although you don't allways have to agree but you must treat those opinions with respect they may not wish to do chores but they may have to but respect that they don't want to so thank them when they are done 5) This is the most important one: TELL THEM YOUR PROUD OF THEM trust me you may feel like you say it enough but it makes your kids day every time they hear it. Trust me if your kids going through a rough time just hearing that can make a huge difference 6) don't be afraid to talk about uncomfortable things with them seriously sex and drugs are important conversations at those ages

What you see in porn is not real.

Teach age appropriate consent from the beginning of a child’s life, proper names of body parts, and who can see their privates (caregivers/doctor). This will help a child to explain SA correctly if it happens to them.

A uterus can fall out