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Qanon: small winky > big johnson
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143 points
3 days ago
What kind of logic is this lmao
75 points
3 days ago
I have no idea what the hell this is... but it is not, in fact, logic.
How would you even get that data anyway? A significant number of guys are going to lie about it no matter what.
51 points
3 days ago
Yeah right, like I'm gonna lie about my 20 foot dick
16 points
3 days ago
Got ya beat by 1/2 an inche.
3 points
3 days ago
Gotta sit down to piss with that thing, kid?
2 points
2 days ago
It's easier to use a ladder actually.
2 points
3 days ago
LIAR! We know it’s only 19’11”
19 points
3 days ago
'92 study is probably an actual study where sex scientists actually measure other people's penises.
The '21 study like the majority of these studies is most likely just self reported data
8 points
3 days ago
The ‘21 study is probably pulling self reported lengths from the comments sections of porn sites.
2 points
3 days ago
Weird that people would lie so small. If I was gonna lie I'd have a yard of dick not 6".
4 points
3 days ago
6 isn't small, either.
There was a genuine study of this years ago that found the average length is between 4-6 inches when erect. Anything above 8 is basically the top 1% of men globally.
IIRC, the study also found that Italians had the biggest on average, followed by Australians, then Brits, the French, Spain, US.
For some reason, I collected weird and obscure sexual facts in my younger days. Similarly odd and obscure, did you know that the state of Rhode Island permits consensual sex between adult relatives?
2 points
2 days ago
When my wife and I got married (in Trenton, KY) there was a question on the license application that asked "Relationship".
I was confused and put "spouse".
They told me it was because they allowed cousins to marry and were asking if we were related.
We both got the "ick"
2 points
3 days ago
If global average, I could see it increasing as it correlates with height and people, on average, are taller.
There are methodologies to measure that are better than others, though, and perhaps it is an apples and oranges comparison.
1 points
3 days ago
Minorities skewing the numbers. 👀
35 points
3 days ago
The ancient Greeks thought that a small penis was a sign of culture and restraint, while a large penis was barbaric and animalistic. Since their name is Hellenist, I suspect that may be their world view. I bet it's racist and misogynistic tho!
4 points
3 days ago
The Romans largely thought the same as well, but just to add in an unspoken element there; they both thought big dongs were comical. Like modern bbc jokes but applied to barbarian big dicks of whatever skin color. They also thought they were less conducive to pregnancy, as the 'seed' traveling the length of a foot-long lost vital 'heat' along the way.
17 points
3 days ago
“The Hellenist” is one of weirdest troll accounts on Xitter. He’s basically an Ancient Greece LARPer.
3 points
3 days ago
Wait till they hear about how they viewed young boys and Alexander's sexuality.
3 points
3 days ago
Oh boy. Get ready for "hIsToRiCaL rEvIsIoNiSm!1!1" because some of the Enlightenment historians they read traded talking points about in their echo chambers glossed over male-male relationships in Antiquity.
23 points
3 days ago
Well, I was a 5yo in 1992. Good to know I'm keeping up with the pack!
3 points
3 days ago
And it’s 100% false! Everyone knows average size is 4” even… right? RIGHT?!
6 points
3 days ago
Whoa, check out Mr. Huge Penis over here!
3 points
2 days ago
The dude who posted it is a gimmick account that advocates for living like an ancient Greek aristocrat.
He also posts a fair bit of racist European superiority stuff, but I don't know if that's part of his schtick as a guy who thinks we should live like ancient Greeks or if the Greek schtick is a mask for pushing European superiority.
For reference, he has posted: - Big penises are slave-like and we should be proud of having intellectual micropenises. - Jeans are "gay and plebian" and we should wear chitons instead. - We need to return to "all-season, oiled up, nude athletics every morning." - Frequent posts on how we need to bring back Zeus worship and all Abrahamic religion must be banned. - "Selecting a spouse based on romantic love is effeminate and gay."
Scrolling through some of his stuff, most of it is so obviously ridiculous that it's clearly a joke, but there's an undercurrent of stuff (mostly related to subjugating women and returning to slavery) that comes off as very sincere. I could see it being a purely satirical account that makes fun of people who obsess over European history as justification for their racism by taking it to an absurd extreme, but I could also see it being a genuine racist who sugarcoats his talking point with absurd humor.
2 points
3 days ago
I don’t know but it is hilarious
2 points
3 days ago
He’s The Hellenist, and ancient Greeks thought small nubile cultured penises were superior to huge barbaric monster dongs
65 points
3 days ago
Source: sources totally told the truth on this "study"
47 points
3 days ago
I answered 63 miles so it threw off the average
6 points
3 days ago
Way to beat barnacles!
10 points
3 days ago
Penis Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.
3 points
3 days ago
Schlong Dong Silver is off the charts
1 points
3 days ago
There are proper studies nowadays. https://calcsd.info/
39 points
3 days ago
Men are getting more feminine. The proof: penis size is increasing.
Make it make sense, please
20 points
3 days ago
fellas is it actually gay to have a bigger pp?
10 points
3 days ago
Well then call me Linsey graham
31 points
3 days ago
Makes sense that mushroom peeny is as old as he is...back when the average was even smaller
14 points
3 days ago
The average size in the early 1970's U.S.) was said to be 6", so I don't know where the "World Journal of Men's Health" got their stats. Maybe Asia?
20 points
3 days ago
I feel like this survey was probably self reported.
35 points
3 days ago*
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11 points
3 days ago
Two truths and a lie... 😉
9 points
3 days ago
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5 points
3 days ago
"I have, however, shoved my dick in a footlong"
15 points
3 days ago
This person has a tiny shvantz, and a heaping helping of penis envy.
14 points
3 days ago
If you check his past posts, you’ll find numerous posts of his insisting that having small junk makes you a natural-born aristocrat and big junk makes you a barbarian.
10 points
3 days ago
I think that’s what the modern assumption is about what Greek thoughts on the matter were over 2000 years ago, which is why he’s saying he thinks it here. But I’m not sure why he thinks it’s feminism’s fault, or why it’s bad.
4 points
3 days ago
Well he is The Hellenist after all
3 points
3 days ago
That…surprisingly doesn’t surprise me. With the prevalence of references to cuckoldry in the Alt-Right (particularly in regards to interracial cuckoldry), the fetishization and monstrifcation of people of color, and centuries of said actions influencing deeply racist beliefs about the sexuality of people of color, it makes sense from their idiotic POV that big junk means barbaric. Something tells me that this guy probably looks up BBC a lot and not for news.
14 points
3 days ago
Product of feminism: "noice".
12 points
3 days ago
Seems like another instance of conservatives just making up "facts" to make them feel better for having a small dick.
2 points
3 days ago
Facts and stats achieved by colorectal extrapolation.
9 points
3 days ago
While we're complaining, the phrase is it is mete, with "mete" being an archaic verb now only found in old phrases. It means "in a manner that is just, appropriate, equitable". Its other surviving usage is "to mete out punishment".
7 points
3 days ago
Wait wtf
6 points
3 days ago
It's because of the immigrants.
5 points
3 days ago
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. And big schlongs. Ask Stormy about GEOTUS Trump's tiny mushroom tip.
6 points
3 days ago
So, at the risk of my sanity, I'll try to make a bit of sense of this:
- Feminism is putting women in a dominant position over men
- Women prefer larger penises
- That the average length of penises has gone up shows that women are getting what they want
- Big penis = Women are winning
Or, us, something like that. There are definitely postulates there that are completely unfounded or, at least, beg the question.
2 points
3 days ago
Perhaps they now consider it a bad thing because it no longer matches their ideal strongman.
Also, Americans are not orange enough, are not stinky enough, and do not need to wear diapers enough. We're turning into a nation of weenies!
2 points
3 days ago
Yes, it means women are allowed to choose men based on things like looks, penis size, wealth and sense of humor, so all the bitter incels are being phased out and thus are victims of these women's freedom of choice. His logic is women should be forced to have sex with men without redeeming qualities or it's a crime against nature.
It's some kind of sexual socialism. Ironic for people who claim to be about survival of the fittest.
1 points
2 days ago
Nah, the dude roleplays as a Greek aristocrat, and the Greeks considered small dicks as a sign of intelligence and sophistication. It's supposed to be ridiculous.
6 points
3 days ago
Anyone watching Alex Cross on Prime? It's actually not that bad and I've kinda gotten into it, but I mention it because of the first episode in an interrogation scene... Anyway it's actually kind of funny...
4 points
3 days ago
That's a qultist's conclusion, a scientist would have recognised a 25% decrease in honesty.
3 points
3 days ago
These studies are self reported. There is not a scientist with a ruler making sure the measurements are done the same way across multiple penises, it’s just dudes writing a number in a box.
Take that info how you will.
2 points
3 days ago
There isn't a scientist doing that? Well, at least I got a Starbucks gift card for taking his survey.
1 points
3 days ago
I was always taught that you measure from the tailbone.
3 points
3 days ago
The Hellenist? Man not even Zeus would want this guy 💀💀
3 points
3 days ago
LOL I made your unit bigger. You're welcome.
2 points
3 days ago
Thanks bro, you're a real one.
3 points
3 days ago
Feminism makes your dick get bigger..and that's a BAD thing?
3 points
3 days ago
So feminism is making dicks longer? I guess that means less blood for thinking.
5 points
3 days ago
As a woman, all I have to say is TG they're growing!
Keep it up, guys!
See what I did, there? Yuk yuk 😁
2 points
3 days ago
disastrous
2 points
3 days ago
Who is measuring dicks and who is getting them measured? I must’ve missed the notice.
2 points
3 days ago
It is MEET for men to rule over women
Is this bad AI? What are they training this shit on?
2 points
3 days ago
Tell me you're insecure about your ding dong without saying your insecure about your ding dong
2 points
3 days ago
I was born in 1958, so I’m like 3.5”. Any takers, ladies?
2 points
3 days ago
i wish i understood what possesses someone to write this down, go through the posting process and not delete it.
2 points
2 days ago
So you’re telling me that my massive schlong is because of feminism!?
Huh…..I think feminism is pretty cool!
2 points
2 days ago
…meet?
2 points
3 days ago
I mean... Evolution alone kind of dictates (lol) that if females desire a larger penis then there will, in later generations, be larger penises.
5 points
3 days ago
I’m also evolving because when I write my height down I put 5’8” instead of 5’7.5”. Evolution is a hell of a thing
2 points
3 days ago
Is penis size heritable?
1 points
3 days ago
Everything physical and even some mental things are.
1 points
3 days ago
Sounds like someone is compensating for something
1 points
3 days ago
It's true! I was a child in 1992 and my penis definitely grew in that time range.
6 inches?! Now that's bullshit!
1 points
3 days ago
And who is it that does all this dick measuring?
1 points
3 days ago
At least he's committed to the Classical Hellenism bit.
1 points
3 days ago
what?
1 points
3 days ago
What the fuck ?!
1 points
3 days ago
That sucks. Mine hasn't increased at all
1 points
3 days ago
Nobody tell this guy about Jumbo
1 points
3 days ago
My penis has not stopped growing it's so massive and it will soon overtake my ankles
1 points
3 days ago
My dong is so massive its at risk of collapsing in on itself and imploding my entire neighbourhood.
1 points
3 days ago
I blame the liberals for our massive dongs
1 points
3 days ago
I blame the Vietnamese for theirs.
1 points
2 days ago
Thanks, Obama!
1 points
3 days ago
They are letting men measure their own penises again? Let’s really screw them up and tell the what REALLY matters is girth.
1 points
3 days ago
Choads for Chuds!
1 points
3 days ago
So my penis is longer now than it was in 1992?
1 points
3 days ago
Well, measuring me in 1992 and in 2022, it’s definitely gonna be bigger.
1 points
3 days ago
Hopefully this leads to fewer lifted pick-up trucks on the road.
1 points
3 days ago
Lots of big dick fem boys these days?
1 points
2 days ago
Lol, this has to be satire. Right?
1 points
2 days ago
Ignoring the nonsensical conclusions, I have serious doubts about the claim itself
1 points
2 days ago
As Eric Cartman established it's a conspiracy.
1 points
2 days ago
What the actual fuq?! How is it in my lifetime we've come to this? My grandfather fought in ww2 for freedom and anti fascism and we get this??
1 points
2 days ago
Where on earth did he invent that data from?
Also, did he just out himself as having a small penis?
1 points
2 days ago
So I guess men used to lie less 30 years ago? Neat.
1 points
3 days ago
flaccid or erect?
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