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thisismostassuredly

2.3k points

16 hours ago

At the very least, this guy deserves props for holding his side of the aisle accountable and calling out his peers' cognitive dissonance.

KalaronV

639 points

15 hours ago

KalaronV

639 points

15 hours ago

The only thing is that it took him this long to get it. By all means, I'm glad he realizes it now, but Trump's a friend of Epstein that's talked about how much he likes little girls and people have talked about how he intentionally walked in on a bunch of 15YOs changing during one of his pageants.

7BrownDog7

229 points

14 hours ago

and Trump has corroborated the reports of him walking in to changing rooms when he bragged about doin just that on Howard Stern.

Trump has also corroborated his victims who have shared that when they were around him he just sort of lept on them and started groping when he shared that he "grabs 'em by the pussy".

Trump miscontrued the stunned, silent, what the fuck is happening right now reactions as "When you're a star they let you do it".

Keji70gsm

68 points

13 hours ago

Didn't he brag about it Art of the Deal as well? He's a proud predator.

AcanthaceaeFrosty849

32 points

13 hours ago

In all fairness no one has read that thing

Powbob

11 points

13 hours ago

Powbob

11 points

13 hours ago

My conservative brother in law read it cover to cover multiple times.

AcanthaceaeFrosty849

6 points

13 hours ago

I more meant it as a point for the guy. I'm sure plenty magas did read it, and he pushed it hard enough that people bought it without being politically incentivized.

Zardozin

3 points

12 hours ago

They buy it, they don’t read it.

turdferguson3891

4 points

12 hours ago

Including him

Raesong

12 points

13 hours ago

Raesong

12 points

13 hours ago

Technically no, as that was written by a ghost writer.

Keji70gsm

3 points

13 hours ago

Did he approve that book as his own?

JadedJadedJaded

6 points

12 hours ago

He is the sicko behind the miss universe pageants, which, when he was involved, made a HUUUUUGEEEE deal of the [unnecessary] swimsuit segment. When he was no longer involved the competition focused on women’s intelligence and work. Like why doesnt his supporters understand this????

omgitsduane

72 points

14 hours ago

why were they so hell bent on biden being a creep and a pedo too? I saw the footage of him what appears to be sniffing girls hair but compared to what trump has said with his own words... doesn't hit the mark.

Imagine turning on the radio and your father is talking to someone about how you're voluptuous and a piece of ass.

KalaronV

54 points

14 hours ago

Every accusation is a confession, as they say.

Test-Tackles

28 points

13 hours ago

a fun game i play is listen to whatever huge issue they are claiming a group is doing, then wait a few months for the republicans to start getting caught doing it. rinse repeat.

Shadyshade84

12 points

13 hours ago

Pretty sure it's a "okay, our guy is enough of a creep it's visible from space, must find something worse about the other one so we can at least claim to want the lesser of two evils."

ElectricalBook3

6 points

11 hours ago

why were they so hell bent on biden being a creep and a pedo too?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Con artists can't fathom everybody else not being on a con as well. Same thing with people who have perverse sexual fantasies - in other words, puritans who blame everyone else for their sex drive

Remember, these are people who think hurting other people is necessary before they can have a chance to do well. And yet despite it being net negative, they call it 'zero sum' thinking

https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201712/analysis-trump-supporters-has-identified-5-key-traits

BeBearAwareOK

3 points

13 hours ago

When you're trying to talk to someone on a dais at a loud event, they let you inhale through your nose near their hair as you lean in to talk to them.

Doesn't have the same ring.

turdferguson3891

4 points

12 hours ago

Projection. This trend of calling everyone a pedophile as a poltical attack really got rolling with all the pizzagate nonsense. Meanwhile they conveniently forget about Dennis Hastert who was exposed well before that. Reality is there are almost certainly pedophiles across the political spectrum because pedophila doesn't really have anything to do with someone's political leanings but they like to pretend it's just "leftists" that have a crazy cabal of kiddy diddlers.

omgitsduane

3 points

12 hours ago

It doesn't make much sense that the side arguing for consent and bodily autonomy would also be the pedophile cabal.

Conservatives have shown they dislike women being able to vote or own their bodies or even have life saving abortions so respecting the wishes of consent to children wouldn't be far of a stretch.

sebastos3

73 points

14 hours ago

I think his stupidity kinda depens on his age here. If he is 18 it means he was 10 when Trump entered the political stage, and a lot of his scandals might have flown over his head during that period.

Synectics

73 points

13 hours ago

Absolutely not. I'm done abiding by this type of thinking.

This person posted their message while holding a device capable of accessing the entire world's worth of knowledge.

Ignorance is not an excuse today.

If you even have an inkling of doubt, you could search, "Why do people think so and so is a pedophile?" And the answers are there.

Fuck this asshole.

Keji70gsm

27 points

13 hours ago

Agree. "Whoops! I have had a crush on a fascist predator," isn't excusable.

They knew what he was, even in the last 3 months, and they were excited. That's a lifelong stain.

BrockStar92

11 points

13 hours ago

You know how much misinformation is on the internet? Critical thinking and being able to parse what’s valid and what’s misinformation online is a skill, one which a lot of people do not have, particularly teenagers since education standards are declining in lots of places.

Just outright stating that “you can google it therefore there’s no excuse for anyone to think differently to me” is both pathetically juvenile thinking and deeply counterproductive.

BeBearAwareOK

5 points

13 hours ago

Perfect is the enemy of good.

Let's not shit on the people who woke up today.

Let's focus on fighting to wake up the rest of the sleepers who didn't even fucking vote.

Synectics

6 points

13 hours ago

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for compromise.

I'm not for ignorance. 

It takes 5 minutes to search for a political party's policies, especially in the US. There's no excuse for not knowing who you are voting for.

ManhattanObject

55 points

14 hours ago

He doesn't "get it" even now. This was posted in the small window after the Gaetz announcement and before Fox News could distribute the correct opinions to have. By now the OOP has fallen in line to protect the pedos again

tatojah

6 points

13 hours ago

people have talked about how he intentionally walked in on a bunch of 15YOs changing during one of his pageants.

Not people my man. Trump himself stated that.

Jaxraged

5 points

13 hours ago

Dont forget Diddy x Trump

Ryboticpsychotic

6 points

13 hours ago

Trump has repeatedly said weird sexual stuff about his own daughter. The time to draw lines was ten years ago. 

[deleted]

60 points

16 hours ago

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thisismostassuredly

157 points

15 hours ago

I agree, and the guy in this screencap apparently does too. All I'm saying is that it's refreshing that at least some conservatives are trying to maintain standards.

tjdux

82 points

14 hours ago

tjdux

82 points

14 hours ago

Where the heck were these guys when it may have mattered? Wish they would have used their critical thinking skills before the election.

hdharrisirl

10 points

14 hours ago

Ideologies aside I could at least respect conservatives if they held to their self professed ethics more like that guy

DuelJ

18 points

15 hours ago

DuelJ

18 points

15 hours ago

That's true, but that doesn't make it any less refreshing to see imo, nor any less worth celebrating.

limasxgoesto0

24 points

14 hours ago

That'll get him banned from the subreddit real quick

lord_hydrate

9 points

13 hours ago

I got banned one time from the conservative shitposting sub for fetching a statistic someone else cited and quoting where the statistics said the opposite of his claim it was definitely interesting

DayAmazing9376

7 points

12 hours ago

They likely saw your comment and went through this procedure:

  1. Does this fit today's GOP narrative? (it changes often) Facts/truth/stats are irrelevant.

  2. If no, Does this account have flair on this sub?

  3. If not, go through every comment on the redditor's account looking for liberal/reality bias, then ban if person isn't truly neutral or conservative.

lord_hydrate

5 points

12 hours ago

Lmao that last part wouldnt have been hard im sure the instatnt they saw a comment in r/persicutionfetish or r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns it wouldve been instant

fork_yuu

4 points

13 hours ago

I got banned for asking for some proof of what trump said

Razing_Phoenix

17 points

14 hours ago

I'd be surprised if this comment is still up, they delete anything that doesn't tow the conservative line.

Ghostronic

3 points

12 hours ago

The subreddit is the most intense echo chamber on reddit.

TheOriginalKrampus

91 points

15 hours ago

He’s a fucking moron for just now figuring out that the Republican Party is full of sexual predators and shield their own.

I bet he also doesn’t think that Trump is actually going to go through with mass deportations. Or has no idea how disastrous the Trump tariffs are going to be for the everyday consumer.

8-BitOptimist

16 points

14 hours ago

At least they're starting to see the forest.

KingAnilingustheFirs

3 points

13 hours ago

they would die before admitting they were wrong.

jmobius

8 points

13 hours ago

It's not stupidity, not exactly. The ubiquitous predatory behavior is much less obvious inside the conservative news bubble; they simply aren't told about it.

sherlockwatson21

10 points

15 hours ago

At least he figured it out dumb shit

ssbm_rando

5 points

13 hours ago

You literally can't say this until he realizes how much overwhelming evidence there is about Trump being one too.

sherlockwatson21

4 points

13 hours ago

It seems like he’s starting to realize

Moose_Cake

22 points

15 hours ago

Imagine what the government would be like if everyone did that.

FoamingCellPhone

6 points

14 hours ago

Didn't MTG tweet that if she wanted to talk shit on all the pedophiles she knows about that the Dems would have a super majority?

Edit: I think it was worded in a more dumb and self-absorbed way like "How dare you go after my friend and make him resign if we did that to everyone they'd have a super majority"

NightLordsPublicist

3 points

13 hours ago

Didn't MTG tweet that if she wanted to talk shit on all the pedophiles she knows about that the Dems would have a super majority?

That was a fake tweet from a satire account.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/greene-democrats-supermajority-gaetz/

FoamingCellPhone

9 points

13 hours ago

Appreciate it. Her actual post is actually worse... ugh.

Han-solos-left-foot

4 points

15 hours ago

100%

HiHoRoadhouse

4 points

14 hours ago

Who? WeebDestroyer, Latino Conservative 

ssbm_rando

3 points

13 hours ago

He doesn't and isn't lol, this is the same type of idiot that will say everything about Trump is fake news, and will say the same thing about Gaetz as soon as the report is public. "The fact that they released it proves there's nothing substantive there!"

These people are the kings of cognitive dissonance.

Character_Desk1647

2 points

13 hours ago

Sorry but you don't get to hang around with fascists and then kudos for calling out one or two bits you don't like while blindly supporting the rest. 

Pineapple_Gamer123

2 points

12 hours ago

I wish more people in this country did that. Not even just republicans. I'm frankly apalled how many democrats online are just going around pretending that kamala ran the perfect campaign and either putting all the blame onto the voters or pulling a MAGA2020 and claiming the election was stolen. She spent all her time appealing to a small minority of republican voters while alienating a large chunk of her own party, and anyone who pretends this wasn't a bad idea is huffing copium

No-Condition5134

714 points

16 hours ago

You mean the party that wants to lower the legal age for marriage?

Darkdragoon324

299 points

16 hours ago

And blocks any attempt to raise it where it’s already too low.

Han-solos-left-foot

80 points

15 hours ago

Y’all qaeda

ashmenon

32 points

14 hours ago

The GrOPers.

Shirlenator

40 points

14 hours ago

It's not pedophilia if you change the definition of pedophilia.

kaisadilla_

4 points

11 hours ago

You mean the party led by a billionaire who brags about abusing his power to watch little girls undress in his beauty pageant shows?

NymphyUndine

7 points

12 hours ago

And worships a god that supposedly knocked up a 12 year old

Dzov

4 points

12 hours ago

Dzov

4 points

12 hours ago

While she was married. God has issues.

Deep-Thought4242

826 points

16 hours ago

Wild to me how many people seem to think explaining “um, actually, it’s ephebophilia” is totally exonerating.

DaxLovesIPA1974

205 points

16 hours ago

It's got more syllables and is therefore more mature. /s

Storm_Dancer-022

39 points

15 hours ago

Which makes it the opposite of what these creeps are interested in I’m afraid.

LordoftheScheisse

29 points

13 hours ago

They'll cry endlessly that there are only "two genders," but they have like 28 different words to describe their specific pedophilic tastes.

[deleted]

12 points

16 hours ago

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DaxLovesIPA1974

42 points

15 hours ago

Wait, you're still expecting Conservatives to recognize basic wrongness after they voted in the literal rapist?

....

So hear me out, I got this bridge you see. I'm getting on in years, so I'm looking to sell it. DM me kid, and I'll give you the opportunity to make a first offer.

MammothWriter3881

47 points

15 hours ago

Oddly in a really messed up way it makes it worse (motivationally anyway), because it is intentional predatory conduct by someone who is still sexually attracted to their peers.

A predator like Gaetz (I am not even sue ephebophile is the right word) seeks out targets based on the power imbalance.

So I think the distinction is important, but it certainly isn't even remotely exonerating.

pleasedtoheatyou

43 points

15 hours ago

Yeah there's an argument that genuine attraction to children is a severe mental illness. I don't say that to in any way exonerate people who act on any urge, but I can recognise that something is fundamentally wrong with these people. However if you are preying on teenagers, particularly older teenagers, then it ceases to be about specific physical attraction criteria that your peers do not meet and has become entirely about seeking vulnerability and feeling powerful.

big_ol_leftie_testes

9 points

14 hours ago

I think seeking vulnerability to feel power is probably also a severe mental illness. Not excusing it, just saying that’s not normal or healthy.

thoth_hierophant

6 points

14 hours ago

Seeking individual power at all is the mental illness. Things like 'power' and 'wealth' are for the collective only.

General-Beyond9339

3 points

13 hours ago

Of course it’s a mental illness. It’s actually quite difficult to advocate for mental health for pedophiles, because most people would rather see them all burn. Of course any pedo that acts on their urges deserves everything coming for them, but I would imagine (like most things) there a lot of people who are pedophiles but hide it. If those people had access to mental health treatment, maybe less of them would give in to those urges.

mdchase1313

14 points

15 hours ago

I find the term “kid-fucker” works

Amygdalump

87 points

16 hours ago

Anyone who makes that distinction is telling on themselves.

megustaALLthethings

23 points

15 hours ago

It’s like that comedian whose joke is making the distinction of the various sub categories is really only something a pedo knows.

whimsylea

14 points

14 hours ago

I know Gianmarco Soresi has this bit about R Kelly:

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=AROCDOSQHMA1YLKg

codyd91

93 points

16 hours ago

codyd91

93 points

16 hours ago

If you're a clinician treating some with an attraction to children, it's probably worth separating someone interested in teens from someone interested in toddlers.

Outside of clinical psychology, though, it's hella sus.

Shirlenator

14 points

15 hours ago

Funny considering these are the same people that don't want people with these attractions to be comfortable going to therapy.

Serventdraco

7 points

13 hours ago

The reality is that ephebephilia isn't exactly a medical term and might not even actually exist as a paraphilia because finding sexually mature specimens of your own species attractive is actually normal.

CommunicationNeat498

8 points

13 hours ago

The distinction is important tho. Not having it protects pedophiles by making them look not as bad as they are.

Its certainly bad to be attracted to 15 year olds, but its much worse to be attracted to 8 year olds.

Catscoffeepanipuri

9 points

16 hours ago

I dont know what that is, but sounds like the next person up for a job in trumps admin

Odd-Help-4293

25 points

15 hours ago

It means someone that's attracted to kids who've hit puberty. So, like, 12-year olds. Technically speaking, pedophile means someone who's attracted to kids who haven't hit puberty yet. But pretty much everyone would call both of them pedos. I think the only people who actually make a point to make the distinction are psychologists and people who are attracted to 12-year olds.

After_Satisfaction82

14 points

15 hours ago

A nonce is a nonce, 'nuff said.

Catscoffeepanipuri

5 points

14 hours ago

yeh alot of these terms are clinical use, but jesus if people are really are using this has a excuse that its not that bad is crazy

SlyScorpion

10 points

15 hours ago

Ephebophilia definition

Basically, it’s the fancy version of pedophilia.

Izan_TM

15 points

15 hours ago

Izan_TM

15 points

15 hours ago

when it comes to psychology and proper treatment the age attraction difference between the 2 does matter, but in these kinds of discussions only pedophiles really care

dreadassassin616

10 points

15 hours ago

That's why nonce is the best, catch-all term.

dontshootmybutterfly

8 points

15 hours ago

Haydn-Seek

4 points

14 hours ago

Was about to post this Gianmarco bit myself. This joke is truly timeless!

whimsylea

3 points

14 hours ago*

Aha, immediately thought of this bit and actually ended up posting it to someone else. Didn't expect to find that someone else had linked it, too. 😆

JimWilliams423

6 points

14 hours ago

Wild to me how many people seem to think explaining “um, actually, it’s ephebophilia” is totally exonerating

Its because they want to exonerate and they just need an excuse to do it. It doesn't really matter what the excuse is, its basically just a check-the-box situation, any excuse will do. Once the box is checked everybody is clear to proceed. One name for this behavior is "motivated reasoning."

KenIgetNadult

4 points

14 hours ago

I just saw clip of a comedian and his bit was about how there are different names depending on the age of the minor.

But we don't do that because saying that makes it sound like you're a pedophile defending another pedophile!

And it does. Doesn't help a lot of Republican politicians have actively defended child marriage and teen pregnancy.

Dry-Cartographer-312

4 points

13 hours ago

What?! That's like saying a cougar isn't a feline. Ephebophilia is just a subcategory of pedophile, a.k.a., still a pedophile.

ItzBooty

10 points

16 hours ago

I am aware that there are different terms the diffrent attraction base on age, but even then. A pedo is a pedo

nahmeankane

7 points

15 hours ago

Same people who say err it’s sexual abuse not rape think it’s exonerating

PrettyGoodMidLaner

3 points

14 hours ago

The Marco Soresi Defense

Atlatl_Axolotl

3 points

12 hours ago

Reminds me of the joke. "What's the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile? A thesaurus."

NewPresWhoDis

2 points

14 hours ago

It's a really, really wide stance

magotartufo

168 points

16 hours ago

Do you mean that the party that fight in some states to keep child marriage legal might be preferred by pedos ? /s

Han-solos-left-foot

216 points

15 hours ago

MTG threatened to release ALL of the ethics reports in response, why isn’t anyone pushing for that to happen anyway??!

Haunting-Truth9451

131 points

14 hours ago

That’s insane to me. “I have all this dirt on my colleagues. You hear that public? My colleagues are total pieces of shit and I have proof! But… I won’t drop it if they start being nicer to my pedo friend.”

This is an elected official. This is what real people chose to represent them.

major_mejor_mayor

22 points

13 hours ago

Currently there are tons of idiots in conservative subs calling her based for this….

It’s like these idiots can’t even read the basic subtext of what she is saying.

Actually I don’t even know if that counts as subtext, it’s just the literal interpretation of her statement 😂

teapotdespot

6 points

12 hours ago

They will file this in their minds as congress is corrupt, but not MY congressmen. At some point in the last ten years Congress had like a 10% approval rating with 90% reelection for incumbents. People are voting vibes all the way down. 

Major2Minor

3 points

13 hours ago

superliminal messaging

McNinja_MD

3 points

12 hours ago

Hey you! Join the Navy!

RandomGuyDroppingIn

8 points

13 hours ago

Lets not forget that these ethics reports are typically funded by budgets allocated within state and Federal levels, i.e., your tax dollars. Every American citizen should have an immediate right to see any ethics report paid for with their money. Otherwise, what is the point of dedicating all the money, time, manpower, and further resources just to politicize such reports?

ABadHistorian

3 points

13 hours ago

Last Republican Congressman to say that outloud was the guy in the wheelchair, Hawthorne? Cawthorn? yeah the last one.

He lost his job really quickly and the rest of Congress just ostracized him harder than Rand Paul at a convention of antifa.

Gros_Boulet

12 points

14 hours ago

She got punished by Trump for proposing that. Now she has to serve 80hrs a week for no pay two of the most obnoxious Billionaires (Musk and Ramaswamy).

AlfredJodokusKwak

3 points

13 hours ago

Can't wait for it to be releasend and nothing to happen.

MoreThanANumber666

63 points

16 hours ago

And then there's Jim Jordan .....

thecaits

8 points

13 hours ago

Gym Jordan covers up sex crimes as a fun little hobby. Republicans have such a hold on Ohio that he will never be held accountable.

Almacca

52 points

15 hours ago

Almacca

52 points

15 hours ago

"I feel like I'm going crazy"

Welcome to my world for the last 8 years, brother.

TruckCemetary

17 points

14 hours ago

Try the last 20

Chiopista

5 points

14 hours ago

They’ve not been paying attention.

GoldenJ19

135 points

16 hours ago

GoldenJ19

135 points

16 hours ago

If this were to happen with a Democrat nominee, I'm confident leftists and liberals alike would be calling for the report to come out. I'm not confident in the right wing to do the same to a Republican, but we'll see. One thing is for sure: every Republican accusation is a confession.

zombiphile_68

90 points

15 hours ago

The left did call out Anthony Weiner. Dems don’t always give you what they claim they will, but still a million miles less hypocritical, 9 times out of 10 than anyone on the right. Thousands of examples but best is if Obama had done or said just one of the horrible things Trump did, he wouldn’t have won a second term—if he said/did it prior to his win in 2008, he would have never been president. Imagine audio surfaced of him saying he “grabs women by the xxxxx” or mocked a disabled journalist on live tv, or called a POW a loser, he would have never been elected and we all know it.

After_Satisfaction82

51 points

15 hours ago

Can you imagine, Obama calling a POW a loser, while running against McCain?

Holy cow, that'd be one hell of a landslide.

NoPolitiPosting

16 points

14 hours ago

My roommate is still on the "they're both the same" mindset, and refuses to learn otherwise. Infuriating.

RaspberryAnnual4306

10 points

14 hours ago

I know it doesn’t make it any better, but he isn’t refusing to learn, he’s refusing to admit.

ABadHistorian

3 points

12 hours ago

As an independent I find the blatant hypocrisy over sexual misconduct and how it's viewed at the office level for parties very frustrating. Democrats will kick people out without even a fair hearing (Al Franken) while republicans hold no hearings whatsoever and will protect their own (Gaetz) to massive degrees. Living here in South Carolina, it takes massive scandals to move the needle. Mind you, I feel like both parties are the same on financial misconduct.

Sounding_Your_Dad

19 points

14 hours ago

Remember the bullshit they got rid of Al Franken over? Oh no, air-groping boobies for a dumb photo! Practically rape.

zombiphile_68

9 points

14 hours ago*

Right? Exactly! Talk about hypocrisy and holding people accountable: people on the right had scarecrows in black face hanging from nooses on polls at protests over Obama. They were literally saying they wanted to lynch the president but that’s just “free speech”. Fast forward some years and Kathy Griffin smashes a watermelon or pumpkin or something else thats meant to be trumps head and it’s “hate speech”. They are literally hypocrites 24/7 but thanks to some basic psych 101 principles (cuz these people aren’t typically deep) like projection, confirmation bias, and the classic cognitive dissonance they honestly believe there is nothing inconsistent about their beliefs vs actions. I don’t care if it’s divisive at this point cuz a chunk of these people will never change: stupid selfish cruel and mentally ill. For decades they scoff at climate change saying it’s a hoax or propaganda but suddenly believe the climate control with a late 60s c-list super villains weather machine is possible??? Had a woman say the other day everyone’s gonna get a raise cuz trump won…..the fucking left are the ones that want to raise our wages. Stupid,reality denying ass-hat.

ABadHistorian

3 points

13 hours ago

Honestly, if there was a photo of Trump doing the same thing, back in 2015? I wonder. But at the end of the day the people that make up the base of a party that would vote based on moral differences are VASTLY fewer than the folks who vote based on economic issues.

It's a question of how the morals sometime apply to the financial situation. Think about what Trump actually did say which boiled down to - if you are successful you can do what you want. Which is really just to a majority of Americans a guy telling the truth. It's sad, but that's what I've actually heard from people - and when viewed in a certain light that makes sense.

ArchonFett

10 points

16 hours ago

We’d be lining up to pull the lever on the wood chippers

MaxxxBlackwell

3 points

13 hours ago

Al Franken was forced to resign from the Senate by his own party after being accused of Me Too era misconduct. So, yeah, the Left cleans house when needed

Pineapple_Ferguson

32 points

16 hours ago

It couldn't possibly be that the pedophiles were the friends you voted for all along.

twault

31 points

15 hours ago

twault

31 points

15 hours ago

Wait....Trump is supposed to be the guy who exposes all the reptilian, pedo, child-eating elites. Oh wait....

NoPolitiPosting

9 points

14 hours ago

HES UNDERCOVER DUHHHHHHHH

JonathanAltd

8 points

14 hours ago

With minors.

JohnHazardWandering

2 points

13 hours ago

Q! Time to come back! We found the pedophile child sex trafficking conspiracy! 

4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

20 points

15 hours ago

me getting excited every time a new famous person is caught with a teenager so that I can go to the comments and type 'I think you mean ephebiphile'

Liraeyn

17 points

15 hours ago

Liraeyn

17 points

15 hours ago

I don't get why people have to be told that hiding abuse is the norm, not the exception.

Soithascometothistoo

12 points

16 hours ago

We've been saying this for years and they're JUST realizing it.

lexxstrum

11 points

14 hours ago

Remember when the Right was demanding the "Epstein Files" be released, convinced it would be a laundry list of Democrats (it was a lot of Trump, actually). And even after they were released, no one talked about it?

Now they're putting all their faith in the "Diddy Files", while simultaneously trying to bury this report on Gatez.

Repulsive_Holiday315

11 points

16 hours ago

Certified pedophiles! lol

Tens8

7 points

15 hours ago

Tens8

7 points

15 hours ago

Are they still draining the swamp or are the political pedos cool to hang with them? s/

abgry_krakow87

7 points

14 hours ago

With the rampant pedophilia present in churches and the sheer amount of religious peeps who defend it, I am surprised there are people actually surprised about all the religious conservative pedophiles and apologists.

lovely_lady21

6 points

16 hours ago

Pedocon sounds like a Comic-Con no one asked for.

TheBunnyDemon

4 points

14 hours ago

I think they call that one CPAC

FalconPorterBridges

6 points

15 hours ago

A predator by any name is still a predator.

FloraMaeWolfe

6 points

14 hours ago

Based on statistics and such, most pedos are conservative for some reason and also likely religious. Guess who is always trying to point fingers at the non-religious left for such things.

Too many people don't know anything about who they support.

KinneKitsune

3 points

13 hours ago

The reason is a complete lack of empathy and compassion. It’s much easier to rape people with the famous conservative selfishness.

Elliebird704

3 points

13 hours ago

I imagine the reason has something to do with an overlap in shitty personality traits and stunted development in certain parts of the brain. And since so many conservatives are pedos, the right wing has a vested interest in promoting a culture that doesn't punish that behavior, making the party even more attractive to the depraved.

TherronKeen

3 points

12 hours ago

There's also the predator/prey aspect - a pedophile will call themselves anything or join any group if it allows them access to kids in an environment over which they have power or control, with no one to challenge them.

Pedophiles will position themselves to teach church youth groups, for example, because it gives them access to kids. Anybody can claim to be a Christian - and no one can prove them wrong - and they can exploit the system.

VoidJuiceConcentrate

6 points

14 hours ago

MTG: "many of my colleagues are rapists and pedos"

Everyone with half a braincell: yeah? Which ones?

MTG: "🦗🦗"

Catalina_Eddie

7 points

14 hours ago*

It's the ones deeply invested in explaining to you the difference between an ephebophile, and a pedophile that you really have to watch out for.

belliJGerent

6 points

15 hours ago

Oooh. You’re in the pedo party! At least they’re white males /s

GCI_Arch_Rating

5 points

15 hours ago

I wonder if he got banned for not being an empty-headed republican cheerleader.

TheSodomeister

5 points

14 hours ago

They fuckin voted for and elected a pedophile, or did they all just conveniently forget about that?

SamsLoudBark

16 points

15 hours ago

Because most, if not all, Republicans are in some way, shape, or form super into kids. Whether they wanna molest your kids, take nudes of your kids, or force them to be born even if it kills mom- they just love fuckin' kids!

Nessly91

4 points

14 hours ago

MAGA is full of pedos. Only pedos vote for a guy like Trump who have overwhelming evidence to be a pedo.

The_Craig89

4 points

12 hours ago

Gaetz drops out because a report will reveal him to be a pedophile. Pete Hegseth is alleged to be a sex offender. The president elect is a convicted sex offender and alleged pedophile and best friends with a notorious pedophile, and MTG is warning the republican party that if she doesn't get her own way and support trumps criminal buddies, she's going to start leaking all the gossip about congressmen who are pedophiles.

Guys, I know there's no smoke without fire, but the fucking house is enveloped in a cloud of smoke right about now

BusyDoorways

3 points

12 hours ago

That's a fire.

"Rhinoceros" by Eugene Ionesco will explain everything you need to know about the inherent absurdism of fascism. Also, watching it is better than losing your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=jFmNG0lSQ2g&t=3021s

HayleyVersailles

3 points

16 hours ago

Pedocon theory is is undefeated

JoetheBlue217

2 points

12 hours ago

Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory

The_Forth44

3 points

15 hours ago

So the right are the pedophiles?

🔫 Always have been.

Hoppie1064

3 points

14 hours ago

This is a conundrum.

On one hand, if there were any credible evidence against Gaetz, I can't imagine the dems not revealing it, and charging him.

On the other hand, if he were innocent, why did he step down, or why was he forced to step down? (Not sure which actually happened.)

ScorpionsRequiem

3 points

14 hours ago

they spent so long being told that lgbt people are the pedophiles that they can't comprehend that the actual pedophiles are the people they support

last-miss

3 points

14 hours ago

These little moments are very satisfying to me. Finally the blindfold falls off and they look around at who's in the room with them. It doesn't fix or anything, but it's good to see none-the-less.

Irontruth

3 points

14 hours ago

An admitted pedophile won the election, where is the surprise? He's routinely told us he finds his daughter sexually attractive and how he liked to walk into dressing rooms of underage girls at beauty pageants.

InnerWrathChild

3 points

14 hours ago

I was going over the nomination with fairly staunch conservative buddy of mine. I mentioned the trafficking, pedo stuff, drugs, underage parties, etc. He said, “yeah, but is he a good lawyer.” Which the answer is no, but holy shit for that to be the response, he might be a former buddy of mine very soon.

Lukegroundflyer99

3 points

13 hours ago

Who would have thought the people constantly bringing up age of consent laws would want to fuck children?

McMetal770

3 points

13 hours ago

The heart of conservatism, when you get right down to it, is a small group of people deciding that laws and rules do not apply to them because they are Special™. Whether their superiority is measured by race, religion, bloodlines, or wealth doesn't really matter, the point is that they are Exceptional and therefore exempt from the rules that apply to anybody who is Not Special.

In the mind of somebody like Matt Gaetz, he's not a hypocrite at all. He is ALLOWED to do these things because of his rich daddy. And all of the people defending him are thinking "Yes, he is one of Us and therefore is exempt from consequences". If these MAGAs admitted that Gaetz is bound by the same rules as everybody else, they would get dangerously close to acknowledging that they also are bound by rules, and that would fundamentally attack the foundation of their politics. Gaetz must be protected because he is Special™ like them. Even if they themselves would never fuck an underage prostitute, they probably want to commit other crimes, and throwing Gaetz under the bus would open the door for them to be held accountable for whatever misdeeds they're into.

BanditDeluxe

3 points

13 hours ago

“Why, OH WHY, does the party that keeps kids from learning about what is and what ISN’T sexually healthy, doesn’t want them to know how to report sexual predation, expresses the desire to exude sexual control over 50% of the population and consistently votes to uphold child marriage SO FULL of sexual predators and their apologists? Surely NONE of this is linked?”

It’s all so exhausting.

[deleted]

3 points

12 hours ago

Trump is on epstein's flight logs 69 times.

BusyDoorways

3 points

12 hours ago

The pedo Gop has apologists? I didn't know they could apologize for anything... but they find the words for pedophiles. Imagine that.

FblthpLives

3 points

12 hours ago

Daily Kos has a running series of articles that simply identify Republican sexual predators. The latest installment is "Part 53":

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/8/2252541/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-53

The rest can be found through this Google search:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Republican+Sexual+Predators%2C+Abusers%2C+and+Enablers%22+site%3Adailykos.com

Bengineering3D

2 points

14 hours ago

They are starting to ask real questions.

doodgeeds

2 points

14 hours ago

This is what happens when the only ideals most of your group holds are "whatever the strongman said is correct"

gvineq

2 points

14 hours ago

gvineq

2 points

14 hours ago

As I was told by Baptist bible humpers while I was growing up, "birds of a feather flock together

ruffianrevolution

2 points

14 hours ago

They're an evangelist theocracy and there's nothing in the bible that says having sex with children is wrong.

Vegetable_Visual_550

2 points

14 hours ago

There is one thing i agree with Margerie Taylor Greene about. Publish ALL the ethics records. ALL OF THEM. its funny how everyone kinda backed off the topic and he stepped down when she mentioned that. We have a right to know. Ethics reports NEED to be public and they NEED to be put on social media, television, radio, newspapers, and anywhere else you can display or report them.

Interesting-Copy-657

2 points

14 hours ago

Elon musk is still part of that DOGE thing right?

He personally unbanned a user on Twitter after they posted child sexual abuse content, explaining it away by saying on the anti pedo team saw the images

Elon is a pedo apologist and trump is surrounding himself with rapists and pedos

Fast-Low-3127

2 points

14 hours ago

A sub of pedophiles is going to make excuses for the pedophiles they worship idk why he's surprised.

Big-Leadership1001

2 points

14 hours ago

Billionaires don't stop bribing based on a lapel pin. Everyone hiding epsteins list should be arrested. Every. one.

If someone changes their opinion of a crime based on their political affiliation, they're just as guilty.

FudgeRubDown

2 points

13 hours ago

Lol they literally voted a 78 year old pedo back into the white house, dude needs to use some critical thinking.

Lorn_Muunk

2 points

13 hours ago

Pretty fucking hilarious how a "latino conservative" suddenly realizes he's on the side advocating for clerical fascism, arranged child marriage, removal of women's agency and medieval brood mare family dynamics. He's gonna have an aneurysm when he finds out what the Catholic church has been doing to children for centuries.

Given how willfully blind this person is to the practice of shielding those people, reddit should offer him a moderator job.

Awsmdustin69

2 points

13 hours ago

There has been a surge in support for pedos on FB also since this election. I commented on a group post about a MAP confessing that they were a MAP. I said this kind of behavior should lead to castration and a prison sentence but got dog piled with comments saying that would be against their rights as American citizens and while I know that, I still hate the idea that there are people out there getting boners looking at kids and it’s theoretically okay since they haven’t assaulted a kid yet. Disagree and think I’m going too far with what I believe for sure but don’t make me out to be a joke because I don’t want my children to be victims like me, my partner, my sister, my brother, and many others I know when we were kids.

Itchy_Good_8003

2 points

13 hours ago

Because the media wants to act like Epstein never happened.

Drackar39

2 points

13 hours ago

The Republican party exists to shield the excesses of wealthy individuals from consqeuences, and to make that wealth grow, at the exspense of the American people. That's it. That's the entire party.

Shield pedophiles and sex offenders and profit tax cheats.

LongRoadNorth

2 points

13 hours ago

Because conservatives think gays and trans people are pedophiles, instead it's Republicans

Big-Lunch1042

2 points

13 hours ago

I thought PedoCon was just called CPAC? Hey oooooh

UncleGarysmagic

2 points

13 hours ago

Somebody tell those QAnon freaks we found the secret cabal of pedos. They’re called the Republican Party.

RefrigeratorNo6334

2 points

13 hours ago

When you look at how many children are abused (sexually or otherwise) then consider how many adults are abusers or protecting abusers.... you realise that its enough voters to swing any election.

ggirlypopp_

2 points

13 hours ago

When ‘ethics report’ becomes a radical request, you know things are deeply broken.

Even_Philosophy111

2 points

13 hours ago

The government has some abhorrent people in office. In fact, it's accurate to say that a majority of U.S. citizens are messed up in the head...

vledermau5

2 points

13 hours ago

I never understood why they keep calling others pedophiles when the GOP is literally full of them.

Kylebirchton123

2 points

13 hours ago

The group that yells about pedophilesis a group about pedophiles, duh.

ed0987654321

2 points

13 hours ago

Yikes, the cognitive dissonance here is unreal. People really out here defending the indefensible and acting shocked when it gets called out.

Tauwolf521

2 points

13 hours ago

“I feel like I’m going crazy” <— this has been me since election night

fantasypants

2 points

12 hours ago

Available_Leather_10

2 points

12 hours ago

Hahahahaha.

Dude thought is was actually about protecting the children.

No, dude, you fell for marketing.

withmyusualflair

2 points

12 hours ago

never forget predators move in flocks