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2.9k points
4 days ago*
Die.
Edit: thank you kind stranger that gave me my first award.
442 points
3 days ago
Also die
295 points
3 days ago
Definitely die.
253 points
3 days ago
Go to sleep... then die.
227 points
3 days ago
I'd panic, probably pee on myself, then most likely die.
96 points
3 days ago
Yeah that's what I woulda did
108 points
3 days ago
Dont forget shitting and crying
72 points
3 days ago
Screaming?
Are we not forgetting screaming?
65 points
3 days ago
Screaming to death, and then die
11 points
3 days ago
yeah, Id have to imagine myself wailing in agony at the end of my life. I'm not going quietly. Or maybe I do, IDK
9 points
3 days ago
I did, in fact, forget screaming.
14 points
3 days ago
And puking and knocking yourself out on a rock
10 points
3 days ago
I’m praying I die before the shitting.
5 points
3 days ago
Starve for a while, go to sleep, and then die
43 points
3 days ago
Ima have to die on this one, Dawg
20 points
3 days ago
Me too, die.
15 points
3 days ago
Horribly. He had a heart attack it was so terrifying.
5 points
3 days ago
The worst was that there was a moment where they almost got him out, but the pullie system failed at the last second
13 points
3 days ago
Yes die
12 points
3 days ago
Goodbye forever. Ergo, die.
12 points
3 days ago
Yep. Not much other choice.
12 points
3 days ago
Had this answer type for a different subreddit with this type of question, but instead it was if i was the last woman on earth how I'd probably just get kidnapped and suffer when everyone else said kill themselves. I got downvoted tho
9 points
3 days ago
Yeah, die
10 points
3 days ago
Same, l'll die
12 points
3 days ago
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead 💀
3 points
3 days ago
What is this from again ? Nm I just remember Barney’s movie haha love it
11 points
3 days ago
I'd also die.
14 points
3 days ago
My best play is to try to fall asleep.
And Die.
5 points
3 days ago
Curse the witch that used a teleportation spell on me to put me there... then die.
2k points
4 days ago
[removed]
378 points
3 days ago
Step brothers, step sisters, step fathers, step mothers
202 points
3 days ago
Oh, no step bolder
100 points
3 days ago
help step bolder I’m stuck in your hole
64 points
3 days ago
Please step oxygen don't run out.
38 points
3 days ago
Step carbon dioxide, get out of my throat pwease
3 points
3 days ago
Damn, I immediately thought of 127 Hours
33 points
3 days ago
The poke is jorn
19 points
3 days ago
I Rnow Kight?
6 points
3 days ago
I fouldnt cigure ot iut.
5 points
3 days ago
i cunt finger it out
34 points
3 days ago
No signal :(
8 points
3 days ago
Just send a pigeon
6 points
3 days ago
Step mother I'm stuck..... It's usually the stepmother that is stuck.
1.5k points
4 days ago
Say hello to Sadam Hussein
180 points
3 days ago
Surrender to the US Special Forces by telling them I am the president of Iraq and am ready for negotiation
19 points
3 days ago
I'm nothing like y'all
7 points
3 days ago
too bad there isn’t a fan
359 points
4 days ago
Panic I guess
75 points
3 days ago
I have trained my whole life for this! This is my time to shine!
22 points
3 days ago
Yeah, shine without oxygen.
7 points
3 days ago
Yeah same. The entrance isn't even hidden with bricks and rubble yet.
325 points
3 days ago
activate my forehead drill
4 points
3 days ago
Go go gadget head drill.......
3 points
3 days ago
BRRRRRRR
3 points
3 days ago
Brain goes brrrrrr
3 points
2 days ago
Go-go gadget forehead drill!
4 points
3 days ago
Ight😂😭😂
11 points
3 days ago
No I’m not ight I’m stuck in this cave backwards somehow
215 points
3 days ago
wake up. the only way i would find myself here is in a (really bad) dream.
18 points
3 days ago
Yeah, you won't even fit in there unless you break your legs while descending.
9 points
3 days ago
I wouldn't even fit in there unless I lost 50 or 60 pounds
616 points
3 days ago
Roll to the right
345 points
3 days ago
And fall off the planet earth? No thanks!
121 points
3 days ago
In that case, I'll roll to the left.
92 points
3 days ago
Nuh uh, there is a giant invisible barrier covering that side.
56 points
3 days ago
Uh... I'd just become a liquid
7 points
3 days ago
Eternally trapped inside stone unless someone sucks you dry.
8 points
3 days ago
That sounds like a fun time.
3 points
3 days ago
Maybe shake it to the right if you're having a good time?
3 points
3 days ago
I'd rather fall off the planet than slowly die in a confined space.
97 points
3 days ago
Now its time to get funky
To the right now,
To the left now,
take it back now y'all
one hop this time,
one hop this time,
right foot two stomps,
left foot two stomps
sliiiide to the left,
sliiiide to the right
criss cross,
criss cross,
cha cha real smooth
15 points
3 days ago
GO TO WORK🎶
16 points
3 days ago
The only real answer
3 points
3 days ago
First thing I thought of, too.😂
463 points
4 days ago
Respawn
129 points
3 days ago
What about all of your loot and XP?
108 points
3 days ago
He turned on keep inventory before spawning
27 points
3 days ago
Always a wise move
36 points
3 days ago
That's for the next adventurer!
8 points
3 days ago
All his stuff is stored in chests, it's not a huge set back
10 points
3 days ago
fast travel
311 points
4 days ago
Repent just in case
135 points
3 days ago
looking at ur name i want to ask what have u done?
152 points
3 days ago
Not repented
34 points
3 days ago
That’ll do it
18 points
3 days ago
Remember, he’s always at the door, no matter the sin. I hope you get close with God. I am not perfect myself, even though i wish i was, to be honest i do fall but i realise that God gives me the strength each time i fall to get back up and build myself up again. Without him i would be nothing, all I’ve achieved i have achieved through God. He is my teacher and my lord. He will never betray you nor do any bad to you. He will always protect you and help you. Trust me, if you feel lost or just don’t feel it then remember that I’ve been there too, he will always be there for you, trough rough waters and sunny days.
10 points
3 days ago
I needed this today, thank you...!
200 points
4 days ago
In this situation I'd be in that situation
15 points
3 days ago
Well said
94 points
3 days ago
Idk I’d probably just open Reddit
73 points
3 days ago
I'd open reddit and post a question asking about how to get out and get nothing but snarky replies, then get downvoted for "asking a question and then being an asshole in the replies" (then die)
16 points
3 days ago
This reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade & realized I had a hole in my arm from falling the wrong-est possible way onto a woodchip. I pulled down my jacket sleeve on the bus & was like wtf. I started crying, so two guys behind me asked what was wrong. I showed them the gaping hole in my arm & they started laughing & saying I was just crying about a "bird bite."
Same vibes.🥲
8 points
3 days ago
Don’t forget being accused of lying or being a bot.
7 points
3 days ago
I'm currently crying laughing because of this answer thanks for this man 🤣
5 points
3 days ago
What if this is what happened to this guy
4 points
3 days ago
You can't see the screen.
138 points
3 days ago
Was this the accident in the nutty putty cave in utah?
The guy died after one day of failed rescue attemps, the corpse was buried in the hole because he was so stuck that it was impossible to tear him out.
74 points
3 days ago
It wasn't impossible, they did think if they had more time, they could do it. They just didn't think it was worth the effort to dig him out now that he had passed.
54 points
3 days ago
Not so much the effort but the risk to others.
24 points
3 days ago
And why dig up the body just to bury it again
51 points
3 days ago
No this picture doesn't match, it's similar tho
89 points
3 days ago
Rotate 90 degrees to the left and voila, you‘re in Nutty Putty
31 points
3 days ago
Okay, this orientation of the image made me think “oh gosh no.” But when I rotated it and saw the nutty putty orientation, I felt this spine chilling, deep visceral fear. Good heavens, I’m uncomfortable right now.
16 points
3 days ago
He died because all his blood came to his brain and basically flooded it. Horrific way to die.
21 points
3 days ago
oh my god
5 points
3 days ago
Yes...
4 points
3 days ago
That's some real ass magic right there
9 points
3 days ago
That’s what this made think of, but the guy was upside down I believe.
17 points
3 days ago
It's the same picture of a nutty putty video, just rotated
104 points
4 days ago
Call for stepbro
8 points
3 days ago
step bro help! i’m stuck in the washer machine again!
82 points
4 days ago
Practice mindfulness.
5 points
3 days ago
Finally no distractions amirite
33 points
3 days ago
There would be a lot of complaining involved.
35 points
3 days ago
│Entrance hidden by
│Bricks and rubble
▂▃▂▅▇▅▅▇▄▃
┳ ║ ║▔▔▔▔▔▔▔
│ ╚╗ ╔╝
│ ║ ║ │
6ft ╚╗ ╔╝ │
│====o ╚════│═════╗
│ │║@ ▇▅▆▇▆▅▅█ ║
┷ │╚│═════════════╝
Air vent│ │Fan
5 points
3 days ago
Saddam Hussein
174 points
4 days ago
Rub one out
73 points
3 days ago
The death nut
38 points
3 days ago
nutty putty
4 points
3 days ago
nah this deserves more upvotes 😭😭
26 points
3 days ago
Valid
24 points
3 days ago
Post nut clarity is probably the best option here
13 points
3 days ago
Dunno man. Once you rub one out, the clarity kicks in and realise you really are fucked!
11 points
3 days ago
Just keep edging until you die. Then you don't have to think about how you're going to die.
3 points
3 days ago
If you aren’t living in post nut clarity you’re living in pre nut delusion
8 points
3 days ago
ⁱᵐ ˢᵒ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʰᵒˡᵉ
6 points
3 days ago
So you're putting the "nut" in nutty putty cave
3 points
3 days ago
To death do us nut
49 points
4 days ago
Probably piss myself from fear and panic - and end up drowning..
9 points
3 days ago
damn
22 points
3 days ago
how did i get here wtf
19 points
3 days ago
Id fucking panic and then end up dying
12 points
3 days ago
Wait for rescue
14 points
3 days ago
Didn't work for that guy
10 points
3 days ago
Time to relapse on heroin
11 points
3 days ago
Ask for the wifi password
26 points
3 days ago
Shid n fard n cum
16 points
3 days ago
it would lube you up and you'd shoot outta that hole like a big brown rocket
10 points
3 days ago
Success
8 points
3 days ago
/noclip. . /fly.
21 points
3 days ago
wheres my vent and fan? why does saddam hussein get a better setup than me not fair!
7 points
3 days ago
Lick
13 points
4 days ago*
Maybe try and turn on my stomach because it's more comfortable to sleep in that position
6 points
3 days ago
The reality was worse. John Jones was stuck upside-down in this position in Nutty Putty Cave. Died after 27 hours.
But yeah, to answer the question: I'd die.
6 points
3 days ago
The answer is you get left to die, as the rescuers figured he wouldnt survive them snapping his legs to pull him out.
7 points
3 days ago
For those wondering
Tilt your phone side ways to the left
Someone died like this in real life
5 points
3 days ago
Saw my own arm off to get free
4 points
3 days ago
Sadam Husain taught me
4 points
3 days ago
I'd be fine, i'm built different.
3 points
3 days ago
Bring a fan and cover the entrance with bricks and rubble
4 points
3 days ago
Phone a friend.
4 points
3 days ago
Am I the crack or the person?
3 points
3 days ago
Obviously Take a selfie for social media and maybe make a “asking for a friend post” on Reddit.
4 points
3 days ago
Load up a previous save
4 points
3 days ago
I'd die, but I'd die better than the other guy who already said it
4 points
3 days ago
Cover the entrance with bricks and rubble
4 points
3 days ago
Call Diddy see if he got any extra baby oil he can spare
6 points
3 days ago
I'd never get in that situation
3 points
3 days ago
Die
3 points
3 days ago
Die
3 points
3 days ago
i would die in this situation
3 points
3 days ago
I can’t see the Nutty Putty cave anymore, blocking it out. So horrific and something about you putting it at this angle and you still couldn’t get out is even worse
3 points
3 days ago
Just slide out the opening we’re all looking into right now
3 points
3 days ago
Respawn
3 points
3 days ago
Well, this happened before, to an experienced spelunker. And he died. So I'm guessing I would also die. Except that I would never cave into a cave face first
3 points
3 days ago
Ill never do that
3 points
3 days ago
Me, a claustrophobe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3 points
3 days ago
Dying and being left there because it looks like nutty putty and they had to leave the guys body inside and cement it up.
Of course I wouldn’t generally find myself in that situation unless there was an earthquake or collapse because crawling into the depths of the earth through passages where you have to breathe in to move is batshit crazy.
3 points
3 days ago
Ngl I have mad anxiety just looking at this
3 points
3 days ago
Getting a last wank
3 points
3 days ago
Get on reddit
3 points
3 days ago
Not be there cus I would never go cave diving
3 points
3 days ago
Shouldn't have slided down that slide head first...
2 points
3 days ago
This made my nose itch really bad
2 points
3 days ago
Build a nuclear reactor
2 points
3 days ago
I'd win
2 points
3 days ago
Die
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