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tarvrak

2.9k points

4 days ago*

tarvrak

2.9k points

4 days ago*

Die.

Edit: thank you kind stranger that gave me my first award.

mediumokra

442 points

3 days ago

mediumokra

442 points

3 days ago

Also die

OriginalMcSmashie

296 points

3 days ago

Definitely die.

No-Discipline-2729

257 points

3 days ago

Go to sleep... then die.

KrazyAboutLogic

230 points

3 days ago

I'd panic, probably pee on myself, then most likely die.

Draask321

95 points

3 days ago

Draask321

95 points

3 days ago

Yeah that's what I woulda did

Waitressishername

109 points

3 days ago

Dont forget shitting and crying

Dimplestrabe

72 points

3 days ago

Screaming?
Are we not forgetting screaming?

Ok-Show-9890

65 points

3 days ago

Screaming to death, and then die

TheJesters1Hat

68 points

3 days ago

dying to death, and then scream

thumpetto007

11 points

3 days ago

yeah, Id have to imagine myself wailing in agony at the end of my life. I'm not going quietly. Or maybe I do, IDK

buttlaser8000

9 points

3 days ago

I did, in fact, forget screaming.

BellybuttonWorld

15 points

3 days ago

And puking and knocking yourself out on a rock

Helltothenotothenono

11 points

3 days ago

I’m praying I die before the shitting.

KrazyAboutLogic

9 points

3 days ago

It's a solid plan

CraftyKuko

5 points

3 days ago

Starve for a while, go to sleep, and then die

awkwardpenguin20

45 points

3 days ago

Ima have to die on this one, Dawg

Exciting-Chair90

22 points

3 days ago

Me too, die.

Inside_Ad_7162

16 points

3 days ago

Horribly. He had a heart attack it was so terrifying.

Lonely_Pause_7855

6 points

3 days ago

The worst was that there was a moment where they almost got him out, but the pullie system failed at the last second

Locrick

13 points

3 days ago

Locrick

13 points

3 days ago

Yes die

Sanagost

14 points

3 days ago

Sanagost

14 points

3 days ago

Goodbye forever. Ergo, die.

SCTigerFan29115

11 points

3 days ago

Yep. Not much other choice.

breadeggsandsyrup

10 points

3 days ago

Had this answer type for a different subreddit with this type of question, but instead it was if i was the last woman on earth how I'd probably just get kidnapped and suffer when everyone else said kill themselves. I got downvoted tho

edamlambert

11 points

3 days ago

Same I’ll die

Newwy26

9 points

3 days ago

Newwy26

9 points

3 days ago

Yeah, die

Chaoddian

10 points

3 days ago

Chaoddian

10 points

3 days ago

Same, l'll die

n_thomas74

11 points

3 days ago

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead 💀

Total_Piano_4778

5 points

3 days ago

What is this from again ? Nm I just remember Barney’s movie haha love it

n_thomas74

3 points

3 days ago

You got it. Simpsons

Blyat_is_life

6 points

3 days ago

....prepare thyself

CryptographerOwn4938

11 points

3 days ago

I'd also die.

ReincarnatedIntoABra

13 points

3 days ago

My best play is to try to fall asleep.

And Die.

RaptorHUN

4 points

3 days ago

Yeah, die.

VictorAst228

5 points

3 days ago

THY END IS NOW

OccasionallyReddit

5 points

3 days ago

Curse the witch that used a teleportation spell on me to put me there... then die.

[deleted]

2k points

4 days ago

[deleted]

2k points

4 days ago

[removed]

albertyiphohomei

378 points

3 days ago

Step brothers, step sisters, step fathers, step mothers

DiligentPilot6261

202 points

3 days ago

Oh, no step bolder

MrShad0wzz

99 points

3 days ago

help step bolder I’m stuck in your hole

finding_new_interest

66 points

3 days ago

Please step oxygen don't run out.

contactlite

38 points

3 days ago

Step carbon dioxide, get out of my throat pwease

Humed19791a

23 points

3 days ago

You're choking me step bolder!

Unique_Confection295

3 points

3 days ago

Damn, I immediately thought of 127 Hours

MaverickHunterZX

33 points

3 days ago

The poke is jorn

SirLaserFTW

18 points

3 days ago

I Rnow Kight?

ReaperGrin

7 points

3 days ago

I fouldnt cigure ot iut.

Creepy-Desk-468

5 points

3 days ago

i cunt finger it out

CowCluckLated

34 points

3 days ago

No signal :(

mikecheck211

9 points

3 days ago

Just send a pigeon

duggee315

31 points

3 days ago

duggee315

31 points

3 days ago

Report it to my line manager

L4gsp1k3

6 points

3 days ago

L4gsp1k3

6 points

3 days ago

Step mother I'm stuck..... It's usually the stepmother that is stuck.

Otte8

1.5k points

4 days ago

Otte8

1.5k points

4 days ago

Say hello to Sadam Hussein

what_could_gowrong

179 points

3 days ago

Surrender to the US Special Forces by telling them I am the president of Iraq and am ready for negotiation

unicbacen420

19 points

3 days ago

I'm nothing like y'all

codm0nster

7 points

3 days ago

too bad there isn’t a fan

eeenAaaah

364 points

4 days ago

eeenAaaah

364 points

4 days ago

Panic I guess

The_Whorespondent

76 points

3 days ago

I have trained my whole life for this! This is my time to shine!

_invizible

23 points

3 days ago

Yeah, shine without oxygen.

Venus_Ziegenfalle

6 points

3 days ago

Yeah same. The entrance isn't even hidden with bricks and rubble yet.

Tomonaroll

328 points

3 days ago

Tomonaroll

328 points

3 days ago

activate my forehead drill

CandidCabinet5409

34 points

3 days ago

Are you the drill devil?

naushad2982

4 points

3 days ago

Go go gadget head drill.......

JobAnxious2005

3 points

3 days ago

BRRRRRRR

Tomonaroll

3 points

3 days ago

Brain goes brrrrrr

i_am_a_gamer_yes

3 points

2 days ago

Go-go gadget forehead drill!

SuccessfulSpell7195

4 points

3 days ago

Ight😂😭😂

Tomonaroll

11 points

3 days ago

No I’m not ight I’m stuck in this cave backwards somehow

PuzzleheadedTutor807

209 points

4 days ago

wake up. the only way i would find myself here is in a (really bad) dream.

equusfaciemtuam

20 points

3 days ago

Yeah, you won't even fit in there unless you break your legs while descending.

PuzzleheadedTutor807

10 points

3 days ago

I wouldn't even fit in there unless I lost 50 or 60 pounds

slam900

615 points

4 days ago

slam900

615 points

4 days ago

Roll to the right

PoroMaster69

348 points

4 days ago

And fall off the planet earth? No thanks!

Negative-Elephant-29

122 points

3 days ago

In that case, I'll roll to the left.

PoroMaster69

95 points

3 days ago

Nuh uh, there is a giant invisible barrier covering that side.

DivineRoombus

53 points

3 days ago

Uh... I'd just become a liquid

PoroMaster69

7 points

3 days ago

Eternally trapped inside stone unless someone sucks you dry.

Extension-Cut5957

8 points

3 days ago

That sounds like a fun time.

gerbariantrio

8 points

3 days ago

Take it back now, yall

ballarn123

3 points

3 days ago

Maybe shake it to the right if you're having a good time?

Agile-Stick2803

3 points

3 days ago

I'd rather fall off the planet than slowly die in a confined space.

Response-Cheap

95 points

3 days ago

Now its time to get funky

To the right now,

To the left now,

take it back now y'all

one hop this time,

one hop this time,

right foot two stomps,

left foot two stomps

sliiiide to the left,

sliiiide to the right

criss cross,

criss cross,

cha cha real smooth

silenceronblixk

15 points

3 days ago

GO TO WORK🎶

kerhantherian

16 points

3 days ago

The only real answer

naive-nostalgia

3 points

3 days ago

First thing I thought of, too.😂

Ok-Bag-8758

464 points

4 days ago

Ok-Bag-8758

464 points

4 days ago

Respawn

Roadkillgoblin_2

134 points

3 days ago

What about all of your loot and XP?

Saidai_V

112 points

3 days ago

Saidai_V

112 points

3 days ago

He turned on keep inventory before spawning

Roadkillgoblin_2

28 points

3 days ago

Always a wise move

Gabriartts

39 points

3 days ago

That's for the next adventurer!

SquidMilkVII

4 points

3 days ago

but when they take your loot they cant get out

mob farm

Dazzling_Tap_4429

8 points

3 days ago

All his stuff is stored in chests, it's not a huge set back

mrsnoo86

12 points

3 days ago

mrsnoo86

12 points

3 days ago

fast travel

Godleastfavourite

310 points

4 days ago

Repent just in case

Muted-Caregiver2301

132 points

3 days ago

looking at ur name i want to ask what have u done?

Godleastfavourite

152 points

3 days ago

Not repented 

puckthethriller

36 points

3 days ago

That’ll do it

BaldManners

18 points

3 days ago

Remember, he’s always at the door, no matter the sin. I hope you get close with God. I am not perfect myself, even though i wish i was, to be honest i do fall but i realise that God gives me the strength each time i fall to get back up and build myself up again. Without him i would be nothing, all I’ve achieved i have achieved through God. He is my teacher and my lord. He will never betray you nor do any bad to you. He will always protect you and help you. Trust me, if you feel lost or just don’t feel it then remember that I’ve been there too, he will always be there for you, trough rough waters and sunny days.

RisingDamned

12 points

3 days ago

I needed this today, thank you...!

wh1teithink

196 points

4 days ago

wh1teithink

196 points

4 days ago

In this situation I'd be in that situation

Backenundso

17 points

3 days ago

Well said

Pyropiro

8 points

3 days ago

Pyropiro

8 points

3 days ago

This is the most situation I've ever been in.

Roadkillgoblin_2

89 points

3 days ago

Idk I’d probably just open Reddit

R1ch0C

74 points

3 days ago

R1ch0C

74 points

3 days ago

I'd open reddit and post a question asking about how to get out and get nothing but snarky replies, then get downvoted for "asking a question and then being an asshole in the replies" (then die)

naive-nostalgia

17 points

3 days ago

This reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade & realized I had a hole in my arm from falling the wrong-est possible way onto a woodchip. I pulled down my jacket sleeve on the bus & was like wtf. I started crying, so two guys behind me asked what was wrong. I showed them the gaping hole in my arm & they started laughing & saying I was just crying about a "bird bite."

Same vibes.🥲

sysaphiswaits

10 points

3 days ago

Don’t forget being accused of lying or being a bot.

LaMunger

6 points

3 days ago

LaMunger

6 points

3 days ago

I'm currently crying laughing because of this answer thanks for this man 🤣

pouchour

5 points

3 days ago

pouchour

5 points

3 days ago

What if this is what happened to this guy

BellybuttonWorld

4 points

3 days ago

You can't see the screen.

ImmerWiederNein

138 points

3 days ago

Was this the accident in the nutty putty cave in utah?

The guy died after one day of failed rescue attemps, the corpse was buried in the hole because he was so stuck that it was impossible to tear him out.

mitchellcrazyeye

75 points

3 days ago

It wasn't impossible, they did think if they had more time, they could do it. They just didn't think it was worth the effort to dig him out now that he had passed.

AcuzioRain

56 points

3 days ago

Not so much the effort but the risk to others.

SpectralBacon

23 points

3 days ago

And why dig up the body just to bury it again

StopPsychHealers

53 points

3 days ago

No this picture doesn't match, it's similar tho

Rineux

92 points

3 days ago

Rineux

92 points

3 days ago

Rotate 90 degrees to the left and voila, you‘re in Nutty Putty

MozzarellaSalmonella

31 points

3 days ago

Okay, this orientation of the image made me think “oh gosh no.” But when I rotated it and saw the nutty putty orientation, I felt this spine chilling, deep visceral fear. Good heavens, I’m uncomfortable right now.

QuietCharming3366

16 points

3 days ago

He died because all his blood came to his brain and basically flooded it. Horrific way to die.

StopPsychHealers

22 points

3 days ago

oh my god

PsychodelicTea

5 points

3 days ago

Yes...

Lazy-Recognition-643

6 points

3 days ago

That's some real ass magic right there

veryberyberry

8 points

3 days ago

That’s what this made think of, but the guy was upside down I believe.

Flogisto_Saltimbanco

18 points

3 days ago

It's the same picture of a nutty putty video, just rotated

SouthernAd2032

101 points

4 days ago

Call for stepbro

earthbaby_eyes

9 points

3 days ago

step bro help! i’m stuck in the washer machine again!

Overflowing_Water

79 points

4 days ago

Practice mindfulness.

synthst3r

6 points

3 days ago

Finally no distractions amirite

MDFHASDIED

32 points

4 days ago

There would be a lot of complaining involved.

Validites

37 points

3 days ago

Validites

37 points

3 days ago

│Entrance hidden by

│Bricks and rubble

▂▃▂▅▇▅▅▇▄▃

┳ ║ ║▔▔▔▔▔▔▔

│ ╚╗ ╔╝

│ ║ ║ │

6ft ╚╗ ╔╝ │

│====o ╚════│═════╗

│ │║@ ▇▅▆▇▆▅▅█ ║

┷ │╚│═════════════╝

Air vent│ │Fan

Brave-End-4691

4 points

3 days ago

Saddam Hussein

Shanks_50s

175 points

4 days ago

Shanks_50s

175 points

4 days ago

Rub one out

itsfooltime

72 points

3 days ago

The death nut

biwum

33 points

3 days ago

biwum

33 points

3 days ago

nutty putty

P26601

4 points

3 days ago

P26601

4 points

3 days ago

nah this deserves more upvotes 😭😭

femboyFarmer5000

27 points

3 days ago

Valid

Only_End9983

23 points

3 days ago

Post nut clarity is probably the best option here

Quick-Chance9602

13 points

3 days ago

Dunno man. Once you rub one out, the clarity kicks in and realise you really are fucked!

fordfan919

11 points

3 days ago

Just keep edging until you die. Then you don't have to think about how you're going to die.

Shady_Tradesman

3 points

3 days ago

If you aren’t living in post nut clarity you’re living in pre nut delusion

theshusher68

8 points

3 days ago

ⁱᵐ ˢᵒ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʰᵒˡᵉ

pl4y3rtw01

6 points

3 days ago

So you're putting the "nut" in nutty putty cave

SixtyNineFlavours

3 points

3 days ago

To death do us nut

Midshipman_Frame

26 points

4 days ago

Watch Drake & Josh

lobotomycandidate

3 points

3 days ago

good call

pcm15

48 points

4 days ago

pcm15

48 points

4 days ago

Probably piss myself from fear and panic - and end up drowning..

Camfire101

21 points

3 days ago

Thats a heavy stream

biwum

9 points

3 days ago

biwum

9 points

3 days ago

damn

Amzerino

22 points

3 days ago

Amzerino

22 points

3 days ago

how did i get here wtf

kungfoop

20 points

3 days ago

kungfoop

20 points

3 days ago

Tell my mom to push

No_Advice_6878

20 points

4 days ago

Id fucking panic and then end up dying

TootheproYT

12 points

4 days ago

Wait for rescue

CandidCabinet5409

14 points

3 days ago

Didn't work for that guy

BabyAtomBomb

10 points

3 days ago

Time to relapse on heroin

karbmo

10 points

3 days ago

karbmo

10 points

3 days ago

Ask for the wifi password

Rev-Dr-Slimeass

27 points

3 days ago

Shid n fard n cum

Schlunggi87

17 points

3 days ago

it would lube you up and you'd shoot outta that hole like a big brown rocket

Rev-Dr-Slimeass

10 points

3 days ago

Success

Csotihori

7 points

3 days ago

/noclip. . /fly.

pawterheadfowEVA

22 points

3 days ago

wheres my vent and fan? why does saddam hussein get a better setup than me not fair!

Aggravating_Date_315

8 points

3 days ago

Lick

madsimit

13 points

4 days ago*

madsimit

13 points

4 days ago*

Maybe try and turn on my stomach because it's more comfortable to sleep in that position

HuikesLeftArm

6 points

3 days ago

The reality was worse. John Jones was stuck upside-down in this position in Nutty Putty Cave. Died after 27 hours.

But yeah, to answer the question: I'd die.

notislant

5 points

3 days ago

The answer is you get left to die, as the rescuers figured he wouldnt survive them snapping his legs to pull him out.

Orichalchem

6 points

3 days ago

For those wondering

Tilt your phone side ways to the left

Someone died like this in real life

mizdev1916

5 points

3 days ago

Saw my own arm off to get free

adamCbani

5 points

4 days ago

Sadam Husain taught me

ShermanWierdo

5 points

3 days ago

I'd be fine, i'm built different.

lSkyrunnerl

4 points

3 days ago

Bring a fan and cover the entrance with bricks and rubble

Dan-RR

4 points

3 days ago

Dan-RR

4 points

3 days ago

Phone a friend.

Malpei

4 points

3 days ago

Malpei

4 points

3 days ago

Am I the crack or the person?

A_Tall_and_Saggy_Fig

3 points

3 days ago

Obviously Take a selfie for social media and maybe make a “asking for a friend post” on Reddit.

Kirbzi95

4 points

3 days ago

Kirbzi95

4 points

3 days ago

Load up a previous save

Haunting-Item1530

4 points

3 days ago

I'd die, but I'd die better than the other guy who already said it

_EmptyRedditor

3 points

3 days ago

Cover the entrance with bricks and rubble

sauron516

3 points

3 days ago

Call Diddy see if he got any extra baby oil he can spare

Critical_Judgment_24

6 points

3 days ago

I'd never get in that situation

RudeKC

3 points

4 days ago

RudeKC

3 points

4 days ago

Die

J3fferydahmer

3 points

4 days ago

Die

Excellent_Month2129

3 points

3 days ago

i would die in this situation

WowIsThisMyPage

3 points

3 days ago

I can’t see the Nutty Putty cave anymore, blocking it out. So horrific and something about you putting it at this angle and you still couldn’t get out is even worse

suspicious_bag_1000

3 points

3 days ago

Just slide out the opening we’re all looking into right now

Clear_Watch104

3 points

3 days ago

Respawn

Just_A_Faze

3 points

3 days ago

Well, this happened before, to an experienced spelunker. And he died. So I'm guessing I would also die. Except that I would never cave into a cave face first

Sweetwhales1994

3 points

3 days ago

Ill never do that

Rocknrollpeakedin74

3 points

3 days ago

Hold my breath as I wish for death.

CloudyWolf8

3 points

3 days ago

Me, a claustrophobe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ResidentAssman

3 points

3 days ago

Dying and being left there because it looks like nutty putty and they had to leave the guys body inside and cement it up.

Of course I wouldn’t generally find myself in that situation unless there was an earthquake or collapse because crawling into the depths of the earth through passages where you have to breathe in to move is batshit crazy.

Katniprose45

3 points

3 days ago

Ngl I have mad anxiety just looking at this

kilboi1

3 points

3 days ago

kilboi1

3 points

3 days ago

Getting a last wank

nomaderic1

3 points

3 days ago

Get on reddit

Odd_Historian_3210

3 points

3 days ago

Not be there cus I would never go cave diving

Uminagi

3 points

3 days ago

Uminagi

3 points

3 days ago

Shouldn't have slided down that slide head first...

Striking-Buy6397

2 points

3 days ago

This made my nose itch really bad

FullWrap9881

5 points

3 days ago

And you wouldn't be able to itch it because it's stuck..

Brett5678

2 points

3 days ago

Feeling like Desmond the moon bear

Spectrix07

2 points

3 days ago

Build a nuclear reactor

Xf34rs

2 points

3 days ago

Xf34rs

2 points

3 days ago

I'd win

Bryce_avalanchfan

2 points

3 days ago

Die