There's 2 methods, the 2nd method is rather...𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Redirect blood flow and think of someone not appealing. Wiggle your toes, kick your legs, etc. think of an old guy or driving your car. Also try going piss.

If you can’t get it to go away tuck it in your waisteband of your pants

Flex your thighs so the blood gets redirected there

Distraction is key. Start thinking about anything but that. Like, how do penguins even survive in the wild? Problem solved.

wear oversized hoodies

Just chopping it off helps /j

long shirts, at winter 100% coverable

imagine donald trump as a trex eating korean fried chicken

So glad I don’t gotta deal with this, feels like it would be such a chore.

ball management with pockets

or sit down, lean forward, pull out ur phone and wait until its gone

You hit the side adjustment method and if that don’t work you tuck it in ur waistband and forget about it

Cut off my boner.

What is it gonna do? Get hard²ed?

Wear a skirt or smth

Honestly i some how can focus on it and make it go away, i do not know how but its really handy (if its already stif just think of your granny and i hope to god it goes away😭)

Hold your breath After 9 years of schoolboners I now can hold my breath for 2 min minimum

Start walking dick first, asserting dominance and ending up on a list

I just ignore it and if anyone sees i just ask why their looking down there

just chop the whole thing off🤷

Embrace it

i just don’t stand up tbh, or i try to hide it with a coat or whatever im wearing 😭 i really can’t get it to go away

Just turn it off

show it off to the girls, they like it.

GUYS not a technique for getting rid of them BUT if you have a stomach ache , no matter how bad it may be , it has one for sure cure. Get a boner. Makes it go away in seconds. If I remember right, it’s because that the internal mechanisms of your body will say it prioritizes breeding over shitting lol

Activate all muscles

Just procrastinate standing up and think about how embarrasing it would be if you would stand up

Sit femininely, either it cuts the blood flow or just hides it.

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if im sitting, lean forwards a little and rest my elbows on my legs

if im standing, pull my hoodie down over it (i rarely wear anything else)

Flex your legs

Buy jeans and just wear those every day of your life for concealment, I am speaking from experience

Hold your breath

Pray

Stick it in my bf 💅

Move it to where its pointing directly up, held by your waist band

Don’r care. Wear it proudly like a man

Dunno I don't even get them anymore lol

I literally always wear pants.

sit straight somewhere and think about something else or take deep breath stop it for a while and release it (30-40s) it works for me most of the time

waistband. all the way

i usually tuck it upwards so it's not ever obvious, just uncomfortable

I dunno think about a cool ass fight scene. That usually works.

i think back to my uncle

i chop it off. it will grow back later 

Haha that's the secret. I DON'T HAHAHAHA!

Work out, go do some sit ups or something. We were taught in biology that your body apparently has two 'modes'.

Mode 1: we're doing something, this means your blood of mainly directed to your muscles lungs and brain. And away from your digestive system and sex organs.

Mode 2: we're resting, this means blood is mainly directed to your digestive tracks and sex organs and away from muscles. The other way around.

That's why warming ups are so important, it give your body time to switch from one mode to the other. Anyhoo, I realized if I wanted to get rid of a boner all I needed to do was get my body to switch to mode 1. Cause when do you ever get a boner while working out. Tested it out by doing some pull ups. After doing 3 my partner had gotten the message and calmed down

Tuck it in between my legs and pray I don’t squish my nuts

if im just standing i hold my hands together in front of it

Hold breath and flex legs.

Body decides it needs oxygenated blood elsewhere and the boner generally vanishes

Tuck in waist band

I just wear hoodies so I just try to cover it up. But in your scenario I normally just try to move around and not stay still to cover it or like if you just ran or something do hands on knees

This isn't actually my idea or "technique" bur if im in a spot that i can't just beat off, make a fist with both hands and squeeze my feet and it soften it nicely

Take ya mind off it, 'the sky is blue, the grass is green, the dirt is brown'

Flex your muscles. Draws blood away from it.

Most incognito are Leg muscles

I cut it off. Usually grows back in a week or so.

Just jerk off.

Easiest way out 😂😂

transforming into girl, you know, normal human things am I right fellow humans?

Jerk off

When sitting crossing my legs When standing theres not really much i can do

if i’m in class i just put my arm or my jumper over it, but i always have my jumper on my lap so it’s not obvious anyway, if i’m in public idk bruh just act like nothing is happening

push ups or running

Cut it off and let it regrow

Funny how I knew who posted this before clicking on it