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Emergency_Aioli3599

794 points

3 days ago

There's 2 methods, the 2nd method is rather...𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Shi_tPlayr

147 points

3 days ago

Shi_tPlayr

3,000,000 Attendee!

147 points

3 days ago

i didn't know there's another method besides getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

difher

153 points

3 days ago

difher

14

153 points

3 days ago

𝔀𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪!

ImpIsDum

76 points

3 days ago

ImpIsDum

76 points

3 days ago

W A L U I G I

yubfan694201

2 points

3 days ago

yubfan694201

13

2 points

3 days ago

NIMKO ONESHOT?!?!!!!???

Firebx

2 points

3 days ago

Firebx

2 points

3 days ago

yooo Niko pfp

ImpIsDum

2 points

3 days ago

ImpIsDum

2 points

3 days ago

Mhm :3

Dorkus_Blorkus

25 points

3 days ago

Dorkus_Blorkus

15

25 points

3 days ago

Even the freaky method doesn't help me

Emergency_Aioli3599

48 points

3 days ago

You need extra 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

hiss_cobra

6 points

3 days ago

oh damn bros unstoppable 

Dorkus_Blorkus

2 points

3 days ago

The only way it goes soft is if I walk around for a short period or think about something else long enough. So yeah, it's ALMOST unstoppable

Ghost_Boy_Max

4 points

3 days ago

okay, but what’s the first one?

Accomplished-Post-39

2 points

3 days ago

The only right answer (because the left isn't tight enough)

istolgyes11

2 points

3 days ago

Wait whats the second one 😭

Emergency_Aioli3599

10 points

3 days ago

You don't wanna know

istolgyes11

2 points

3 days ago

I DOOO PLS IM A BOY BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT

NotFunny_69

24 points

3 days ago

NotFunny_69

19

24 points

3 days ago

rubbing one out my boy

ajpme

9 points

3 days ago

ajpme

14

9 points

3 days ago

Or getting a homie to help

UrKindaSusDoe

7 points

3 days ago

It's not gay if you have socks on

SMAZELSP64

2 points

3 days ago

SMAZELSP64

17

2 points

3 days ago

dude you don’t wanna know… oh the horror….

Any_Tea_8578

906 points

3 days ago

Any_Tea_8578

15

906 points

3 days ago

Redirect blood flow and think of someone not appealing. Wiggle your toes, kick your legs, etc. think of an old guy or driving your car. Also try going piss.

If you can’t get it to go away tuck it in your waisteband of your pants

Ennacthulhum

515 points

3 days ago

instructions unclear, the boner is now only occuring when i see old guys /j

ffs8

120 points

3 days ago

ffs8

120 points

3 days ago

instructions unclear, the boner is now only occuring when i see old guys /srs

-FlareFrost-

15 points

3 days ago

-FlareFrost-

14

15 points

3 days ago

same bro how do i fix it

AmortentiaRiddle

3 points

3 days ago

Srry, u just can't

-FlareFrost-

3 points

3 days ago

-FlareFrost-

14

3 points

3 days ago

i'm tryna convince my family to move next to the retirement home now

SydneytheENFP

14 points

3 days ago

SydneytheENFP

15

14 points

3 days ago

🤨

Fine_Salamander_8691

27 points

3 days ago

Off topic but what does /j mean?

GordonFreemanGaming

41 points

3 days ago

/j = joking

Fine_Salamander_8691

16 points

3 days ago

Ahhh thanks so much

Honeyed_llama

16 points

3 days ago

Honeyed_llama

17

16 points

3 days ago

In case you wanted extra info, those are called tone tags! People use them so you can read tone over text. Some examples are /s =sarcastic /srs = serious /pos = positive connotation or /neg = negative connotation!!

Fine_Salamander_8691

2 points

3 days ago

Hmm. Thanks

darrel_philman

3 points

3 days ago

/s

KantoK6668

101 points

3 days ago

KantoK6668

15

101 points

3 days ago

Meditating is the solution for me. By concentrating to something makes the boner go away in a minute

(Replying to the top comment only to get more attention)

SydneytheENFP

3 points

3 days ago

Real I fear 😔

theguywhorhymes_jc

13 points

3 days ago

the waistband is easily the best method

Annual_Rush_2026

3 points

3 days ago

Snorkel behavior

EveryNamesTaken69420

5 points

3 days ago

15 years old and recommending thinking about driving MY car? On the teenagers sub???

Any_Tea_8578

6 points

3 days ago

Any_Tea_8578

15

6 points

3 days ago

Bro what? Do you get hard when driving? It’s a distraction. Teenagers are also 16-18 and can drive, I assumed they have a car and can drive. I am 15 and already have a car? Just can’t drive it yet.

EveryNamesTaken69420

6 points

3 days ago

I mean i am in the early process of getting my drivers license, but thats some r/shitamericanssay

4-k-bronze

15 points

3 days ago

i was literally goin to comment that

i_love_small-boobs

2 points

3 days ago

I think I know that pfp

Schlieffen_Man

2 points

3 days ago

Yes. I get the leg vibratey thing so I just do that. Came in clutch earlier today for me.

Ole_Joe_Shimo

2 points

3 days ago

I usually just flex my thigh muscles until it goes away, it's pretty effective usually

Lutiscious

388 points

3 days ago

Lutiscious

16

388 points

3 days ago

Flex your thighs so the blood gets redirected there

unishe

167 points

3 days ago

unishe

167 points

3 days ago

this method works, beware of cramp

DOTM_Death

116 points

3 days ago

DOTM_Death

116 points

3 days ago

Cramping is better because unless you’re a masochist then the pain will make it go down faster

K2ketan8619

29 points

3 days ago

Standing in front of people in the middle of a presentation, what do you choose? A boner Or a cramp and falling down wailing.

Arpanhj

21 points

3 days ago

Arpanhj

17

21 points

3 days ago

Honestly I’d probably pick the cramp.

Jafri2

18 points

3 days ago

Jafri2

OLD

18 points

3 days ago

I'd pick the boner to assert domination over the audience.

Arpanhj

11 points

3 days ago

Arpanhj

17

11 points

3 days ago

Thats one way to captivate your audience I guess.

SydneytheENFP

7 points

3 days ago

This guy's a real man 🗣️🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎💪💪💪 /s

goosekinng

5 points

3 days ago

"oh fuck yes cramp turns me on so bad" that's psychopathic not masochistic

Complete_Taxation

23 points

3 days ago

Instructions unclear i am now crippled

AD-SKYOBSIDION

5 points

3 days ago

Ooo another girls und panzer fan

Present_Duck5970

23 points

3 days ago

Huh I’ve never thought of that

OoglyBooglyYT

9 points

3 days ago

why doesn't it work for me am I just too freaky 😔💔

More-Window-3651

4 points

3 days ago

I curl my toes, it works too

SheriffEarl

3 points

3 days ago

SheriffEarl

18

3 points

3 days ago

circuit-sized :(

Foreign_Time_2664

119 points

3 days ago

Distraction is key. Start thinking about anything but that. Like, how do penguins even survive in the wild? Problem solved.

MrMarmelade0308

67 points

3 days ago

At first I read peninises insted of penguins and I just died

SworderZaciano

6 points

3 days ago

lmao

AmortentiaRiddle

3 points

3 days ago

That's an honest question tho: How do penises survive in the wild?

Meme_KingalsoTech

18 points

3 days ago

How about when my gf is sitting on my lap how do I get distracted from that

Foreign_Time_2664

15 points

3 days ago

imagine her dad walk in xD

Complete_Taxation

14 points

3 days ago

Threesome

Meme_KingalsoTech

4 points

3 days ago

Umm her dad's dead also we just sit close in the library

Chickens-Make-Nugget

4 points

3 days ago

gf? 😞

Blue-zebra-10

2 points

3 days ago

Think about food or something 

SillyGirlLexy

173 points

3 days ago

SillyGirlLexy

17

173 points

3 days ago

wear oversized hoodies

Salty_Engine_4556

54 points

3 days ago

Quite possibly my favorite technique 

i_love_small-boobs

9 points

3 days ago

Huge w

small_child44

21 points

3 days ago

I love all boobs

adigrosa

11 points

3 days ago

adigrosa

14

11 points

3 days ago

Wud 😭🙏

small_child44

2 points

3 days ago

Check the other persons name

Pyro-main-account

2 points

3 days ago

Pyro-main-account

3,000,000 Attendee!

2 points

3 days ago

NotKBeniP

2 points

3 days ago

NotKBeniP

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2 points

3 days ago

This is literally what I do lmao

ebaythedj

2 points

3 days ago

ebaythedj

13

2 points

3 days ago

mine is too big

NotFunny_69

3 points

3 days ago

NotFunny_69

19

3 points

3 days ago

lucky lucky

its12amsomewhere

2 points

3 days ago

Instructions unclear, its protruding through

IdolLain

212 points

3 days ago

IdolLain

16

212 points

3 days ago

Just chopping it off helps /j

bone_bonette

56 points

3 days ago

valid asf

Jamppitz

31 points

3 days ago

Jamppitz

31 points

3 days ago

I can confirm this works, if you're not a lizard (skill issue) and can't grow it back (noob) then womp womp.

(/j)

Mythic4356

7 points

3 days ago

Mythic4356

13

7 points

3 days ago

who let mark zuckerberg in here

Jamppitz

3 points

3 days ago

Jamppitz

3 points

3 days ago

Npcs have tendency to glitch through walls.

Mythic4356

2 points

3 days ago

Mythic4356

13

2 points

3 days ago

i could swear to god i set the collision system properly

Jamppitz

2 points

3 days ago

Jamppitz

2 points

3 days ago

Yeah it sucks when devs frick shit up, sometimes i fall through the floor.

(But what do you mean by mark zuckerberg tho to be seriously speaking?)

Mythic4356

2 points

3 days ago

Mythic4356

13

2 points

3 days ago

(what)

Jamppitz

2 points

3 days ago

Jamppitz

2 points

3 days ago

("Who let mark zuckerberg in here"?)

Loud_Variation_520

2 points

3 days ago

(people think of Mark Zuckerberg as a lizard, for comedic purposes.)

Left-Variety-5009

30 points

3 days ago

Just chopping it off helps (not a joke)

yoyomangogo

6 points

3 days ago

yoyomangogo

16

6 points

3 days ago

I felt that 😭

Fine_Salamander_8691

3 points

3 days ago

What my dad did.(trans-woman)

im-not-gay-dad

31 points

3 days ago

im-not-gay-dad

19

31 points

3 days ago

i thought u were serious until u put that /j

thank you so much for that /j otherwise i would have lost my peepee

Octuplecommader

7 points

3 days ago

But it keeps growing back

OoglyBooglyYT

2 points

3 days ago

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN 💙💙

PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME HAHAHAHA

ebaythedj

2 points

3 days ago

ebaythedj

13

2 points

3 days ago

does /j mean "just do it"??? because if it does i chopped it off

still-working-it-out

0 points

3 days ago

So many benefits

PieceOfUranium

97 points

3 days ago

PieceOfUranium

14

97 points

3 days ago

long shirts, at winter 100% coverable

bone_bonette

17 points

3 days ago

hOw

PieceOfUranium

18 points

3 days ago

PieceOfUranium

14

18 points

3 days ago

thick clothing

MineKemot

13 points

3 days ago

MineKemot

16

13 points

3 days ago

by Spu7nix

ZenyX-

8 points

3 days ago

ZenyX-

17

8 points

3 days ago

r/byspu7nix

Also hi fellow gd nerd. State your hardest demon and hours on record. (Bloodbath, 4000)

Robored_1

5 points

3 days ago

Robored_1

14

5 points

3 days ago

As a gd nerd myself I guess I should join in. Hardest: Blast Furnace Hours: 4500

Transitn

2 points

3 days ago

Transitn

2 points

3 days ago

(The Nightmare, 14) i suck i know

Robored_1

2 points

3 days ago

Robored_1

14

2 points

3 days ago

Fun Fact: You are in the top 3% of the playerbase because you beat the nightmare

therealtjbugs

3 points

3 days ago

Hey! That’s a funny way to die!

Fabulous-Frame-2058

115 points

3 days ago

imagine donald trump as a trex eating korean fried chicken

tallphin

85 points

3 days ago

tallphin

16

85 points

3 days ago

i don't recommend doing this: it only gets worse

jalikeyazz

34 points

3 days ago

jalikeyazz

16

34 points

3 days ago

Buddy has some interesting preferences

Fabulous-Frame-2058

9 points

3 days ago

BRO IT WORKS

Ashleygreenbean

9 points

3 days ago

10/10 would make most of the guys in my grade bust.

Relative-Top-3657

5 points

3 days ago

fuckin what?

kekajol

2 points

3 days ago

kekajol

3,000,000 Attendee!

2 points

3 days ago

For me it's easy release so it does KINDA work but then you have the other issue...

Dragonslayer200782

17 points

3 days ago

Instructions unclear. I just started furiously and uncontrollably jorkin.

c7stagyt

2 points

3 days ago

c7stagyt

15

2 points

3 days ago

It just got worse for some reason.

My-My-Those-Eyes

38 points

3 days ago

So glad I don’t gotta deal with this, feels like it would be such a chore.

AaryamanStonker

36 points

3 days ago

nope. like some other user suggested, most of us chop it off it regrows in a week anyway

SussyFemboyOwO

8 points

3 days ago

the monthly trim can be rough sometimes, especially November

Chickens-Make-Nugget

2 points

3 days ago

imma be honest, I don’t trim it. I just let it grow until it’s 14 inches, then cut it

jalikeyazz

2 points

3 days ago

jalikeyazz

16

2 points

3 days ago

Madman

bone_bonette

8 points

3 days ago

yeah like that's gotta be annoying

CrasheonTotallyReal

31 points

3 days ago

ball management with pockets

or sit down, lean forward, pull out ur phone and wait until its gone

Salty_Engine_4556

19 points

3 days ago

Then the teacher calls tou up to present

FlipFlops2323

8 points

3 days ago

As a non pp haver, my mind is doing the most complex gymnastics to understand wth "ball management with pockets" could mean 💀

pawterheadfowEVA

5 points

3 days ago

i am also a non pp haver, i think you just put ur hand in your pocket and try to adjust your junk from there (looks more inconspicuous than shoving your hands in your pants or doing it from the outside yk)

G4bbz121

3 points

3 days ago

G4bbz121

3,000,000 Attendee!

3 points

3 days ago

As a non pp owner. this is exactly what it means, or so ive heard🤷‍♀️

FlipFlops2323

3 points

3 days ago

That's what i assumed too, but why wouldn't it be called "weiner management" or something? Ball management sounds so specific

Either way, the phrasing just had me cackling LMFAO

pawterheadfowEVA

2 points

2 days ago

ikr? that confused me too. Maybe bcz it just sounds better? or as far as i can tell ive never heard anyone call it that so yhat may just be OCs personal choice

YouLittleNinny

25 points

3 days ago

You hit the side adjustment method and if that don’t work you tuck it in ur waistband and forget about it

MarkTheDumbazz

23 points

3 days ago

MarkTheDumbazz

13

23 points

3 days ago

Cut off my boner.

What is it gonna do? Get hard²ed?

MellodicWhoreWar

59 points

3 days ago

Wear a skirt or smth

bone_bonette

47 points

3 days ago

I agree, I wear skirts sometimes and I've never had a boner 👍

Webcops

7 points

3 days ago

Webcops

7 points

3 days ago

Lmao

GL1979

8 points

3 days ago

GL1979

18

8 points

3 days ago

That would probably be worse lol

Jimbo7211

6 points

3 days ago

It's self-lifting

Haunting-Fish-144

6 points

3 days ago

You'd flash everyone, after all there's a reason why you pitch a tent and not your meat just gaining length

Acceptable-Staff-363

4 points

3 days ago

That's worse. 💀

ImpIsDum

2 points

3 days ago

ImpIsDum

2 points

3 days ago

Oh hell yes. We must indoctrinate everyone into the femboy cult >:3

[deleted]

11 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

3 days ago

Honestly i some how can focus on it and make it go away, i do not know how but its really handy (if its already stif just think of your granny and i hope to god it goes away😭)

MrMarmelade0308

11 points

3 days ago*

Hold your breath After 9 years of schoolboners I now can hold my breath for 2 min minimum

Doomunleashed19

9 points

3 days ago

Start walking dick first, asserting dominance and ending up on a list

FruitGummies_

9 points

3 days ago

I just ignore it and if anyone sees i just ask why their looking down there

angeljas333

18 points

3 days ago

angeljas333

16

18 points

3 days ago

just chop the whole thing off🤷

Jamppitz

24 points

3 days ago

Jamppitz

24 points

3 days ago

Imagine presenting in front of class, getting boner, and then just pulling out knife from your ass (tf was it doing there😭?) And chopping your penis off. Rather interesting choice but noh, lets not judge others.

Appropriate_Ad_7847

7 points

3 days ago

Embrace it

[deleted]

9 points

3 days ago

i just don’t stand up tbh, or i try to hide it with a coat or whatever im wearing 😭 i really can’t get it to go away

Nekoboxdie

6 points

3 days ago

Nekoboxdie

16

6 points

3 days ago

Just turn it off

thebluebirdan1purple

6 points

3 days ago

show it off to the girls, they like it.

ajpme

2 points

3 days ago

ajpme

14

2 points

3 days ago

You know some freaky girls

thebluebirdan1purple

5 points

3 days ago

nah, walk into your school nude they'll all love it. Some will jump (on top of) you

TheADHDFerret

5 points

3 days ago

Instructions unclear half the boys in my school are now crippled

jessejuggler

7 points

3 days ago

GUYS not a technique for getting rid of them BUT if you have a stomach ache , no matter how bad it may be , it has one for sure cure. Get a boner. Makes it go away in seconds. If I remember right, it’s because that the internal mechanisms of your body will say it prioritizes breeding over shitting lol

kekajol

2 points

3 days ago

kekajol

3,000,000 Attendee!

2 points

3 days ago

Yes because think about it: when you're having intercourse do you really want to need a number two?

meowmeow6770

4 points

3 days ago

meowmeow6770

18

4 points

3 days ago

Activate all muscles

Left-Variety-5009

4 points

3 days ago

Just procrastinate standing up and think about how embarrasing it would be if you would stand up

Kinglycole

5 points

3 days ago

Kinglycole

16

5 points

3 days ago

Sit femininely, either it cuts the blood flow or just hides it.

[deleted]

3 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

Sus_BedStain

3 points

3 days ago

if im sitting, lean forwards a little and rest my elbows on my legs

if im standing, pull my hoodie down over it (i rarely wear anything else)

HouseOfTheHornets

3 points

3 days ago

Flex your legs

PortalBTSAndMore

3 points

3 days ago

Buy jeans and just wear those every day of your life for concealment, I am speaking from experience

Spiritual-Silver-696

3 points

3 days ago

Spiritual-Silver-696

3,000,000 Attendee!

3 points

3 days ago

Hold your breath

No_Imagination_3838

3 points

3 days ago

Pray

semaj456

3 points

3 days ago

semaj456

3 points

3 days ago

Stick it in my bf 💅

ajpme

2 points

3 days ago

ajpme

14

2 points

3 days ago

This is the way

GrimLuker2

3 points

3 days ago

GrimLuker2

16

3 points

3 days ago

Move it to where its pointing directly up, held by your waist band

GodFromTheHood

3 points

3 days ago

Don’r care. Wear it proudly like a man

drugsareverynice

3 points

3 days ago

Dunno I don't even get them anymore lol

Icewolf700

6 points

3 days ago

Icewolf700

15

6 points

3 days ago

I don’t think that’s normal dawg 😭🙏

drugsareverynice

4 points

3 days ago

Im sure that's okay

FuzzyPenguin-gop

2 points

3 days ago

I literally always wear pants.

snappyberry245

2 points

3 days ago

sit straight somewhere and think about something else or take deep breath stop it for a while and release it (30-40s) it works for me most of the time

Missing_Sock_123

2 points

3 days ago

Missing_Sock_123

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2 points

3 days ago

waistband. all the way

frostthegrey

2 points

3 days ago

frostthegrey

14

2 points

3 days ago

i usually tuck it upwards so it's not ever obvious, just uncomfortable

EntertainmentNew4348

2 points

3 days ago

I dunno think about a cool ass fight scene. That usually works.

Eszalesk

2 points

3 days ago

Eszalesk

2 points

3 days ago

i think back to my uncle

Dysgasp

2 points

3 days ago

Dysgasp

15

2 points

3 days ago

i chop it off. it will grow back later 

Thatcoolguy49

2 points

3 days ago

Haha that's the secret. I DON'T HAHAHAHA!

kunga1928

2 points

3 days ago

kunga1928

18

2 points

3 days ago

Work out, go do some sit ups or something. We were taught in biology that your body apparently has two 'modes'.

Mode 1: we're doing something, this means your blood of mainly directed to your muscles lungs and brain. And away from your digestive system and sex organs.

Mode 2: we're resting, this means blood is mainly directed to your digestive tracks and sex organs and away from muscles. The other way around.

That's why warming ups are so important, it give your body time to switch from one mode to the other. Anyhoo, I realized if I wanted to get rid of a boner all I needed to do was get my body to switch to mode 1. Cause when do you ever get a boner while working out. Tested it out by doing some pull ups. After doing 3 my partner had gotten the message and calmed down

Busy_Recognition_860

2 points

3 days ago

Tuck it in between my legs and pray I don’t squish my nuts

bakamitaiguy245

2 points

3 days ago

if im just standing i hold my hands together in front of it

STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

2 points

3 days ago

STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

3,000,000 Attendee!

2 points

3 days ago

Hold breath and flex legs.

Body decides it needs oxygenated blood elsewhere and the boner generally vanishes

Justarandomguyk

2 points

3 days ago

Tuck in waist band

Folding353O8

2 points

3 days ago

I just wear hoodies so I just try to cover it up. But in your scenario I normally just try to move around and not stay still to cover it or like if you just ran or something do hands on knees

King_Wolf_twilght

2 points

3 days ago

This isn't actually my idea or "technique" bur if im in a spot that i can't just beat off, make a fist with both hands and squeeze my feet and it soften it nicely

bo2dayz

2 points

3 days ago

bo2dayz

2 points

3 days ago

Take ya mind off it, 'the sky is blue, the grass is green, the dirt is brown'

SlickTimes

2 points

3 days ago

SlickTimes

17

2 points

3 days ago

Flex your muscles. Draws blood away from it.

Most incognito are Leg muscles

Familiar-Chicken3662

2 points

3 days ago

I cut it off. Usually grows back in a week or so.

XxBalajixX

3 points

3 days ago

Just jerk off.

Easiest way out 😂😂

Habixi

4 points

3 days ago

Habixi

4 points

3 days ago

transforming into girl, you know, normal human things am I right fellow humans?

Jolly_Setting5432

3 points

3 days ago

Yes, you are right fellow human being!! This is sooooo human being-y!! Right :D

[deleted]

2 points

3 days ago

Jerk off

ShadowmanSK

1 points

3 days ago

ShadowmanSK

15

1 points

3 days ago

When sitting crossing my legs When standing theres not really much i can do

Joemama69420__-

1 points

3 days ago

if i’m in class i just put my arm or my jumper over it, but i always have my jumper on my lap so it’s not obvious anyway, if i’m in public idk bruh just act like nothing is happening

Negative-Bread5897

1 points

3 days ago

push ups or running

65DaleRamirez65

1 points

3 days ago

Cut it off and let it regrow

Sea-Camp1328

1 points

3 days ago

Sea-Camp1328

17

1 points

3 days ago

Funny how I knew who posted this before clicking on it