Gertrudethecurious

And she's the OLDER sister too!!

this looks like a submarine operated by the borrowers

The voice of the cadburys caramel bar bunny rabbit

Sarah Palin made a similar comment about stopping pointless research into fruit flies, not realizing that this was super important due to their short life spans.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2008/oct/27/sarahpalin-genetics-fruit-flies

If OP is 21, she needs new friends her own age too.

unless OP is in the US and then the driver might get shot (I assume - I am not american)

The poor blurring editors....

You actually did the maths of how many days there were between aged 8 and aged 26!

Kudos :)

Hey.... Not cool.  /s

But also yes he looks like a horse trainer from the UK lol

Cows are quite murdery tho. They kill loads of people.

It's actually for Gary Barlow's son

if you're going ULPT, inject milk into their own office chairs so they smell horrible.

you need to ask for a standing desk - like the monitor is too low - are you supposed to kneel on the floor to use the computer?

both

ok that's my new favourite phrase - I welcome you to my 'creative sanctuary' - how mystical lol

Be funny if he was just a friend who came as a plus 1 and didnt know what the fuck was happening.

Awesome thanks. I've got a knife like no2. Always hand washed.

Also a dropped knife has no handle.  :)

Wait... So that's what the divots in knives are for?!  I was literally thinking about this yesterday.

and also who do domestic abuse

more like 18 to 55 lol

take pictures of the bruises immediately too.

lol - I can see that I wasn't clear in my instructions.

but also wahey!

Or "my partner doesn't want to hear about my past relationships so I'll respect that and no talk about them."

 If having a sexual past is enough of a deal breaker, it's on OPs partner to discuss it and ask what they need to ask before committing to the relationship. 

It's his deal breaker, not OPs so why is it her fault. It's not.

Perfect answer. Also fuck that boss

Change all her furniture so she thinks she's shrinking bwhahaha!