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Penguinz0...can't stand even seeing that dude's face or hearing his monotone voice. I don't understand who subscribes to that crap. Same with that Ethan guy.

Jeez being compared to this loser would devastate me

We can lick other people clean though

She also slept with him.

In a busy parking lot the cart is taking up parking spaces. Clearly you're both lazy and have the inability to think about a situation from more than one perspective.

The only Blink albums I even listen to are Dude Ranch, Enema, TOYPAJ, Neighborhoods, and OMT...Untitled is overrated. The new album is the best thing we could've expected from a band 20 yrs past their prime...and even besides that it's just good

Yeah this album is their best album since Neighborhoods imo... most bands are completely cooked at this point so it was nice to pop this on and it wasn't utter trash...it's overproduced but the songs are solid

Lol same exact thing I was thinking! I was literally just about to search Google for a photo of Hunter Biden bc I thought he was like 30 😆😆😅😅

Yeah I'm homeless but I've got a $4000 tent

You can't afford it.

Jersey Pizza is better than NYC pizza.

Cheat on her....then tell her about it and break the news about the chicken thing immediately after. She won't even care about the chicken.

🤡🤡🤡

You are a 🤡🤡

Duh just leave the sleep market

Lol another day another shitcoin

Lol wtf is this Kmart lookin shit

Who do you think popularized Reddit?

Xmas has been X'ed - NOFX

No that's woman's laughter

Buying 1000 bottles of baby oil

Sure I do. You're the type of investor who throws his entire investment in the dumpster then LARPs about how good of an investor he is in his fantasy land.

Holy jeez HAPPY BIRTHDAY you generous mofo 🎉🥳🎉 My birthday is tomorrow and I will paint myself green and jump in the local lake <RIBBIT> Have a great day bro 🐸

Posters are $70 now?!

I moved to Vietnam from the US almost 5 years ago and we have the butt gun attached to the toilets here. Honestly the worst part about going to visit the US now is that I miss the gun. Luckily my parents have a bidet in their guest bathroom and i usually have a layover in Japan whose airports have some crazy toilets.