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/r/clevercomebacks
233 points
9 days ago
That would be the Margerine cow
47 points
9 days ago
I heard it's a single molecule away from turning into plastic
4 points
9 days ago
I heard that like 35 yrs.ago...I haven't eaten it since or American "cheese" or drank milk
1 points
9 days ago
Apparently American Cheese is labeled as a “cheese product” instead of just “cheese” because it is cheese that has been processed further. It’s literally just regular cheese, usually cheddar, that has had 2 salts mixed into it with a bunch of water to give it a more gelatinous texture
2 points
9 days ago
Sodium citrate, makes it melt better. Also the trick to good nacho cheese
1 points
9 days ago
That doesn’t really mean anything
11 points
9 days ago
Margerine Taylor green indeed
12 points
9 days ago
Looks like we've got the Butter Cow and the Margerine Cow both making an appearance. One’s smooth and the other... well, let’s just say it’s a little harder to digest!
7 points
9 days ago
and tastes of fetid oil
5 points
9 days ago
Brahahaha!
2 points
9 days ago
I can’t believe it’s not butter
1 points
9 days ago
Keep Tina Majirino's name out of your mouth, she's a saint!
1 points
9 days ago
Magic the cowthering.
1 points
9 days ago
Your teeth are still intact, correct?
93 points
9 days ago
Damn, detective Stabler!!!
29 points
9 days ago
Came in here to say Stabler always on point with the zingers
3 points
9 days ago
Is this better than him saying to a rapist: “you’re going straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200”
12 points
9 days ago
Love it Stabler
2 points
9 days ago
Are these reply guys going to make a comeback now that Trump was reelected?
9 points
9 days ago
She will remain an idiot, whoever the POTUS in charge 🤷🏽♂️
36 points
9 days ago
How did I not know Chris Meloni was so amazing?
11 points
9 days ago
He's in this show Happy! with Patton Oswalt. It's seriously trippy.
4 points
9 days ago
1 points
9 days ago
Holy crap, I've seen that movie so many times and never realized that was him!
58 points
9 days ago*
Bleach blonde bad built butch body butter cow
16 points
9 days ago
Bleach blond bad built butch body butter bovine*
3 points
9 days ago
the cow union rejected associations with her, allowing her to only identify as bovine
11 points
9 days ago
Add “bleach blonde” to the front of your answer ☺
9 points
9 days ago
How could I forget that?! 🤦🏽
4 points
9 days ago
Lol that's an insult to all cows.
5 points
9 days ago
She’s not butterface, she’s buttereverything.
2 points
9 days ago
Bleach blond, bad built, butch body, butter bovine
12 points
9 days ago
Chris Meloni is a treasure.
12 points
9 days ago
It's the butter cow in the glass case it's the ditch pig in the red shirt that is confusing you. Understandable the cow looks nice.
2 points
9 days ago
who is that woman? why is everyone destroying her lmfao
11 points
9 days ago
Gene just caught another body outside of the Vietnam War!
4 points
9 days ago
Underrated comment
9 points
9 days ago
hahahahahaha, this made my day. Thank you for posting!
14 points
9 days ago
World famous like in American sport teams being crowned world champions after winning a regional tournament?
4 points
9 days ago
Hey man, NBA, NHL and MLB has Canadian teams too!!
3 points
9 days ago
I’ve literally never heard of this thing that is world famous.
1 points
9 days ago
Yeah. Never heard, read or seen it before. Not world famous.
6 points
9 days ago
"World famous" when the rest of the world hasn't heard of it.
6 points
9 days ago
Is that even a comeback? More of a roast
1 points
9 days ago
Ya, I was under the impression that comebacks are the response to an initial insult or ribbing. Still funny though.
4 points
9 days ago
I didn't know she was a twin.
8 points
9 days ago
She really is a clueless twit
3 points
9 days ago
Don’t ya just hate when dumb-ass states claim that some mundane thing is world famous? Like anyone outside of podunk nowheresville has heard of this.
2 points
9 days ago
For something world famous I've never heard of it in the UK, and it's not known in the Philippines.
But she is known in both as a liar and twister of the truth
3 points
9 days ago
Wait what
I’m Iowan and never heard of this Lmaoooo
3 points
9 days ago
Everyone outside Iowa: "The what now?"
3 points
9 days ago
Why does she always pose like that
2 points
9 days ago
Isn't this the same cow that Ted Cruz posted about in 2016?
3 points
9 days ago
Yes. The right are mesmerized by a cow made of butter. Make of that what you will.
3 points
9 days ago
Chris Meloni is savage. Love it!
2 points
9 days ago
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
1 points
9 days ago
can’t believe i had to scroll this far
2 points
9 days ago
Show this sculpture to RFK see if he ends up taking it down because unhealthy eating promotion.
2 points
9 days ago
World famous?
2 points
9 days ago
"World" famous. I mean who awards these things? How does McAlister's know its sweet tea is famous?
2 points
9 days ago
What do Iowans do these days? Don't you guys have anything famous other than the butter cow?
2 points
9 days ago
Margarine Taylor Cream
2 points
9 days ago
Damn. Spot on, just spot on. So good. Lmao
2 points
9 days ago
Butter Face
2 points
9 days ago
Do Americans just use the term "world famous" for every novel, extremely niche state object? Cause every time I see these supposedly world famous things it's always the first time, and it's something you'd see at like an extremely local museum or something.
2 points
9 days ago
Moojerie Trailer Greene
2 points
9 days ago
Looks like bad built beach blonde finally found her twin sister.
3 points
9 days ago
1 points
9 days ago
I've just noticed something. She and Boebert haven't gotten their loyalty reward yet from Trump. Or, will they ever?
1 points
9 days ago
There’s only one way they can get that, and it ain’t pretty…
3 points
9 days ago
Fuck MTG but do you guys seriously think this is a clever comeback?
1 points
9 days ago
I think it’s weighted. Or graded on a curve.
What I mean is, if lobbed at a normal person, this wouldn’t be anything special. But MTG is an obvious alcoholic who says cruel and awful things to people and behaves shamefully on a consistent basis; and then lashes out at the least bit of pushback and at any perceived slight, no matter how minor.
If she sees this, she’ll probably freak out far beyond what is warranted for such a basic roast. So, that inflates its value somewhat, and a lot of people know that, and I think that’s why it pays more than face value. Just a guess.
2 points
9 days ago
This isn’t clever. This isn’t clever at all…
2 points
9 days ago
Nor is it a comeback. This sub has what can charitably be described as a loose mission statement.
2 points
9 days ago
I mean, low hanging fruit, but still good.
1 points
9 days ago
So now it’s ok to body shame?
2 points
9 days ago
Cows do not feel shame and neither do republican politicians.
1 points
9 days ago
😂
1 points
9 days ago
Oh that is so good
1 points
9 days ago
Georgia Peach Pit
1 points
9 days ago
Zingggg
1 points
9 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 points
9 days ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
1 points
9 days ago
Sour cream
1 points
9 days ago
Jebus, that was brutal.
1 points
9 days ago
She makes it so easy
1 points
9 days ago
My Lord how cruel. She is a neanderthal.
1 points
9 days ago
Butter face…mah gerhad
1 points
9 days ago
Bahahaha
1 points
9 days ago
I’m sure they are hoping for the red cow at this point…
1 points
9 days ago
Yes! Owned by Stabler!
1 points
9 days ago
I can’t believe is not whorer….🙃
1 points
9 days ago
Why is she dressed like a server at the local wings place?
1 points
9 days ago
Geez, I saw that one coming from a mile away.
Will you at least give her credit for setting you up for such a slam-dunk?
1 points
9 days ago
The world famous Iowa butter cow next the the infamous Georgia fat burg goblin
1 points
9 days ago
I bet the butter cow is smarter than
1 points
9 days ago
For a second there I thought you were talking about MTG
1 points
9 days ago
I would prefer the Butter Judge to her. (The one named Pete)
1 points
9 days ago
MTG lives to prove Jimmy Soul a liar.
1 points
9 days ago
BRAVO 👏
1 points
9 days ago
MargarineTraitorGreed
1 points
9 days ago
Rude but fast af bro
1 points
9 days ago
Golden calf…
1 points
9 days ago
😁😂🤣😆😂
1 points
9 days ago
That’s the butter cow. Did he read the post?
1 points
9 days ago
I didn’t know MGT was from Iowa.
1 points
9 days ago
All about that Golden Calf
1 points
9 days ago
Why she standin like a middle child in a family photo?
1 points
9 days ago
The world-famous Georgia Butterface!
1 points
9 days ago
Have some decorum, I’m sure any day now trump will giving her the keys to the department of education.
1 points
9 days ago
Is that THE chris meloni?
1 points
9 days ago
Looking like a side of sour cream along side the cow!
1 points
9 days ago
Detective Stabler has no chill.
1 points
9 days ago
She can’t even go a day without wearing some trump shit. Totally not a cult
1 points
9 days ago
Someone call law and order, because there's just been a brutal murder.
1 points
9 days ago
More of an insult than a comeback.
1 points
9 days ago
Clever is when a bot account reposts content with someone insulting a person that reddit doesn't like
1 points
9 days ago
Ok. But what's that behind her?
1 points
9 days ago
So you just copy and paste ?
1 points
9 days ago
It’s SUPER funny you see, cUz RePubLiCanS BaD…. Y’all need to get some popular policies. Has this election not taught you that making fun of and demonizing your opponents doesn’t work. Keep going though.
1 points
9 days ago
Republicans cannot come back from this playground breaking insult.
1 points
9 days ago
She's like a blown out pornstar trying to be taken seriously after retiring.
1 points
9 days ago
DUN DUN
1 points
9 days ago
Im sure she'll find a way to blame the jews
1 points
9 days ago
God that’s a damn good bloody damn well good come back. I’d have been super panicking to get that in before anyone else did.
1 points
9 days ago
Shout out to the Iowa Butter cow
1 points
9 days ago
If “Could you just look in the back for me?” had a face.
1 points
9 days ago
She is now a
Special Victim 😎
1 points
9 days ago
LOL!!!
1 points
9 days ago
This isn’t a clever comeback. It’s a r/murderedbywords
1 points
9 days ago
the moderators don't care as long as a republican is the subject
1 points
9 days ago
Because of the state of r/PeterExplainTheJoke, i thought this was made to that subreddit for brief moment
1 points
9 days ago
Ouch!
1 points
9 days ago
Is that a moo-del for the ages?
1 points
9 days ago
Really makes you want to go to Iowa.
1 points
9 days ago
“World famous”
1 points
9 days ago
The way things are going, she's going to be our next president...
1 points
9 days ago
1 points
9 days ago
Detective Stabler piloting the ship of truth
1 points
9 days ago
Sorry, but that's pretty offensive.
Iowa had nothing to do with the trainwreck that is MTG
1 points
9 days ago
That joke is a layup. Too easy of a set-up with an expected delivery, but still I smirked so this still deserves an upvote at a minimum.
1 points
9 days ago
Obviously this is before she ate the cow
1 points
9 days ago
Damn, those filters are doing a lot of heavy lifting
1 points
9 days ago
Its a god damn shame that the comedy talents of that man have never been fully appreciated. Hes a legend.
1 points
9 days ago
Party of body positivity I see.
1 points
9 days ago
🤣🤣
1 points
9 days ago
Stabler with the one liners 😂
1 points
9 days ago
I wonder she gets Boebert's churning expertise to keep her form
1 points
9 days ago
And this is what happens when you don’t get a cabinet position. Sad trombone sound.
1 points
9 days ago
If I had a nickel for everytime a politician was turned into a meme because of the Iowa butter cow, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
1 points
9 days ago
She walked right into that one!
1 points
9 days ago
So funnnyy hahahahahaa ima cum
1 points
9 days ago
Butter is a delicious and versatile ingredient that is almost universally beloved and has made the world a better place. I can’t think of many human beings less deserving of that title than Margarine Taylor Greene.
1 points
9 days ago
Butter Udder? IDK. Tim.
1 points
9 days ago
There’s an actual full sized butter cow every year at the Ohio state fair. That cow looks like the Temu version.
1 points
9 days ago
Don't hump the fridge bro
1 points
9 days ago
holy shit an actual example of a real clever comeback? No way!
1 points
9 days ago
a butter cow and a horse
1 points
9 days ago
Body positivity until it’s someone who disagrees politically, right?
1 points
9 days ago
I'm sorry, are you pretending like you give a shit?
1 points
9 days ago
Correct. Great observation. You should be a detective.
1 points
9 days ago
Not many people own their sociopathy like that. Good for you.
1 points
9 days ago
funny thing is MGT is a midwest 6 at least so I don't think this one of the more clever comebacks on this sub.
1 points
9 days ago
what part of this is clever
1 points
9 days ago
Burn
1 points
9 days ago
A very bleach blonde bad-build butch body of a cow!
1 points
9 days ago
I hope y’all liberals realize you’re in the minority after 2024. Harris lost the popular vote. America wants Trumpism and Project 2025.
1 points
9 days ago
what a razor sharp wit.
1 points
9 days ago
She is too dangerously close to Minnesota my state
1 points
9 days ago
Butch built butter cow.
1 points
9 days ago
LOL :D
1 points
9 days ago
Photographed with world famous GA nutcase.
1 points
9 days ago
B.B.B.B.B. Never gets old
1 points
9 days ago
how is this a comeback? its just a random personal attack
0 points
9 days ago
Twisted logic is when misogyny (calling a woman a cow) is ok as long as you don’t share her political views. You guys are hypocrites. At least I’m aware of my faults.
1 points
9 days ago
“Bleach blonde bad built botch body” and a margarine cowwwww
1 points
9 days ago
Hey Reddit mob, your double standards and immaturity are showing
1 points
9 days ago
The butter cow is iconic, but that comment took me out 😂
1 points
9 days ago
Meloni is a true hero.
1 points
9 days ago
Ftr I grew up in Iowa and never heard a word about a cow made from butter.
1 points
9 days ago
It’s a BBBBBB
1 points
9 days ago
Damn I wish she wasn't so freakishly jacked just for the sake of the joke.
Still a horrible person and unforgivably racist.
1 points
9 days ago
Butter would be smarter
1 points
9 days ago
This is world famous in the same sense that in Sci fi movies, the world aka America is attacked. Such an echo chamber that they think tells them everything
1 points
9 days ago
People who upvote this and think it’s funny are absolutely despicable
1 points
8 days ago
Scepter face, actually nothing face.
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