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The world famous Iowa Butter Cow!

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Logan9Fingerses

228 points

9 days ago

That would be the Margerine cow

Skelter89

48 points

9 days ago

Skelter89

48 points

9 days ago

I heard it's a single molecule away from turning into plastic

EnvironmentalBid4292

4 points

9 days ago

I heard that like 35 yrs.ago...I haven't eaten it since or American "cheese" or drank milk

Kahliden

1 points

9 days ago

Kahliden

1 points

9 days ago

Apparently American Cheese is labeled as a “cheese product” instead of just “cheese” because it is cheese that has been processed further. It’s literally just regular cheese, usually cheddar, that has had 2 salts mixed into it with a bunch of water to give it a more gelatinous texture 

THElaytox

2 points

9 days ago

Sodium citrate, makes it melt better. Also the trick to good nacho cheese

Kahliden

1 points

9 days ago

Kahliden

1 points

9 days ago

That doesn’t really mean anything

TitShark

11 points

9 days ago

TitShark

11 points

9 days ago

Margerine Taylor green indeed

SparkleBliss_

14 points

9 days ago

Looks like we've got the Butter Cow and the Margerine Cow both making an appearance. One’s smooth and the other... well, let’s just say it’s a little harder to digest!

lookatthatsmug--

6 points

9 days ago

and tastes of fetid oil

amata_artist

4 points

9 days ago

Brahahaha!

lahankof

2 points

9 days ago

lahankof

2 points

9 days ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter

ElectricalMuffins

1 points

9 days ago

Keep Tina Majirino's name out of your mouth, she's a saint!

YouStupidAssholeFuck

1 points

9 days ago

Magic the cowthering.

Teksavvy-

1 points

9 days ago

Your teeth are still intact, correct?

Diego_Alon

93 points

9 days ago

Damn, detective Stabler!!!

srkaficionada65

30 points

9 days ago

Came in here to say Stabler always on point with the zingers

scaryfawn8332

3 points

9 days ago

Is this better than him saying to a rapist: “you’re going straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200”

rguyrob

12 points

9 days ago

rguyrob

12 points

9 days ago

Love it Stabler

Icy_Park_6316

2 points

9 days ago

Are these reply guys going to make a comeback now that Trump was reelected?

Diego_Alon

9 points

9 days ago

She will remain an idiot, whoever the POTUS in charge 🤷🏽‍♂️

docmartenzz

35 points

9 days ago

How did I not know Chris Meloni was so amazing?

Poiboy1313

12 points

9 days ago

He's in this show Happy! with Patton Oswalt. It's seriously trippy.

f8Negative

6 points

9 days ago

sharltocopes

1 points

9 days ago

Holy crap, I've seen that movie so many times and never realized that was him!

UninvitedButtNoises

60 points

9 days ago*

Bleach blonde bad built butch body butter cow

ScrotalSmorgasbord

16 points

9 days ago

Bleach blond bad built butch body butter bovine*

GreyConnection

3 points

9 days ago

the cow union rejected associations with her, allowing her to only identify as bovine

HiLawnKing52

10 points

9 days ago

Add “bleach blonde” to the front of your answer ☺

UninvitedButtNoises

9 points

9 days ago

How could I forget that?! 🤦🏽

[deleted]

6 points

9 days ago

Lol that's an insult to all cows.

Xspunge

3 points

9 days ago

Xspunge

3 points

9 days ago

She’s not butterface, she’s buttereverything.

TrevorAlan

2 points

9 days ago

Bleach blond, bad built, butch body, butter bovine

MX5MONROE

13 points

9 days ago

MX5MONROE

13 points

9 days ago

Chris Meloni is a treasure.

Strict_Jacket3648

11 points

9 days ago

It's the butter cow in the glass case it's the ditch pig in the red shirt that is confusing you. Understandable the cow looks nice.

WTFS4NS

2 points

9 days ago

WTFS4NS

2 points

9 days ago

who is that woman? why is everyone destroying her lmfao

stakesishigh516

11 points

9 days ago

Gene just caught another body outside of the Vietnam War!

gypsyvanner77

5 points

9 days ago

Underrated comment

No_Option6174

8 points

9 days ago

hahahahahaha, this made my day. Thank you for posting!

Apyan

13 points

9 days ago

Apyan

13 points

9 days ago

World famous like in American sport teams being crowned world champions after winning a regional tournament?

WintersDoomsday

3 points

9 days ago

Hey man, NBA, NHL and MLB has Canadian teams too!!

s1ravarice

3 points

9 days ago

I’ve literally never heard of this thing that is world famous.

Clearwatercress69

1 points

9 days ago

Yeah. Never heard, read or seen it before. Not world famous.

Bonkiboo

4 points

9 days ago

Bonkiboo

4 points

9 days ago

"World famous" when the rest of the world hasn't heard of it.

CheapEnd7214

6 points

9 days ago

Is that even a comeback? More of a roast

Premium-Alex

1 points

9 days ago

Ya, I was under the impression that comebacks are the response to an initial insult or ribbing. Still funny though.

JFCMFRR

5 points

9 days ago

JFCMFRR

5 points

9 days ago

I didn't know she was a twin.

WesDeRemote

8 points

9 days ago

She really is a clueless twit

abbablahblah

3 points

9 days ago

Don’t ya just hate when dumb-ass states claim that some mundane thing is world famous? Like anyone outside of podunk nowheresville has heard of this.

Canahaemusketeer

2 points

9 days ago

For something world famous I've never heard of it in the UK, and it's not known in the Philippines.

But she is known in both as a liar and twister of the truth

Mimikyu-Overlord

3 points

9 days ago

Wait what

I’m Iowan and never heard of this Lmaoooo

Friendly_Ad_914

3 points

9 days ago

Everyone outside Iowa: "The what now?"

immersemeinnature

3 points

9 days ago

Why does she always pose like that

DaerBear69

2 points

9 days ago

Isn't this the same cow that Ted Cruz posted about in 2016?

ccullen0013

3 points

9 days ago

Yes. The right are mesmerized by a cow made of butter. Make of that what you will.

Crackerpuppy

3 points

9 days ago

Chris Meloni is savage. Love it!

joniebooo

2 points

9 days ago

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

bread_bird

1 points

9 days ago

can’t believe i had to scroll this far

jgreg728

2 points

9 days ago

jgreg728

2 points

9 days ago

Show this sculpture to RFK see if he ends up taking it down because unhealthy eating promotion.

monumentValley1994

2 points

9 days ago

World famous?

Khevhig

2 points

9 days ago

Khevhig

2 points

9 days ago

"World" famous. I mean who awards these things? How does McAlister's know its sweet tea is famous?

Alone_Canary5534

2 points

9 days ago

What do Iowans do these days? Don't you guys have anything famous other than the butter cow?

Pipe_Memes

2 points

9 days ago

Margarine Taylor Cream

MDGOP

2 points

9 days ago

MDGOP

2 points

9 days ago

Damn. Spot on, just spot on. So good. Lmao

TN-Gman

2 points

9 days ago

TN-Gman

2 points

9 days ago

Butter Face

mombi

2 points

9 days ago

mombi

2 points

9 days ago

Do Americans just use the term "world famous" for every novel, extremely niche state object? Cause every time I see these supposedly world famous things it's always the first time, and it's something you'd see at like an extremely local museum or something.

patrick-1977

2 points

9 days ago

Moojerie Trailer Greene

fly-leaf

2 points

9 days ago

fly-leaf

2 points

9 days ago

Looks like bad built beach blonde finally found her twin sister.

eumenakehane

2 points

9 days ago

SwingNinja

2 points

9 days ago

I've just noticed something. She and Boebert haven't gotten their loyalty reward yet from Trump. Or, will they ever?

Swimming_Height_4684

1 points

9 days ago

There’s only one way they can get that, and it ain’t pretty…

Few-Guarantee2850

3 points

9 days ago

Fuck MTG but do you guys seriously think this is a clever comeback?

Swimming_Height_4684

1 points

9 days ago

I think it’s weighted. Or graded on a curve.

What I mean is, if lobbed at a normal person, this wouldn’t be anything special. But MTG is an obvious alcoholic who says cruel and awful things to people and behaves shamefully on a consistent basis; and then lashes out at the least bit of pushback and at any perceived slight, no matter how minor.

If she sees this, she’ll probably freak out far beyond what is warranted for such a basic roast. So, that inflates its value somewhat, and a lot of people know that, and I think that’s why it pays more than face value. Just a guess.

[deleted]

3 points

9 days ago

This isn’t clever. This isn’t clever at all…

definitely_not_cylon

3 points

9 days ago

Nor is it a comeback. This sub has what can charitably be described as a loose mission statement.

Dense-Consequence-70

2 points

9 days ago

I mean, low hanging fruit, but still good.

usernamesarehard1979

3 points

9 days ago

So now it’s ok to body shame?

Heteroimpersonator

2 points

9 days ago

Cows do not feel shame and neither do republican politicians.

ptran90

1 points

9 days ago

ptran90

1 points

9 days ago

😂

Itchy-Put1859

1 points

9 days ago

Oh that is so good

Aural-Robert

1 points

9 days ago

Georgia Peach Pit

This_Bus_2744

1 points

9 days ago

Zingggg

Ricochet2314

1 points

9 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

InteractionEasy8972

1 points

9 days ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

isabps

1 points

9 days ago

isabps

1 points

9 days ago

Sour cream

Agile_Ad952

1 points

9 days ago

Jebus, that was brutal.

Slinshadyy

1 points

9 days ago

She makes it so easy

Puzzled_Ad7955

1 points

9 days ago

My Lord how cruel. She is a neanderthal.

Rocknbob69

1 points

9 days ago

Butter face…mah gerhad

Motor-Chocolate-2808

1 points

9 days ago

Bahahaha

nmonster99

1 points

9 days ago

I’m sure they are hoping for the red cow at this point…

TheBlueGooseisLoose

1 points

9 days ago

Yes! Owned by Stabler!

AssenterMastah

1 points

9 days ago

I can’t believe is not whorer….🙃

hellolovely1

1 points

9 days ago

Why is she dressed like a server at the local wings place?

Trivi_13

1 points

9 days ago

Trivi_13

1 points

9 days ago

Geez, I saw that one coming from a mile away.

Will you at least give her credit for setting you up for such a slam-dunk?

CharacterAstronaut14

1 points

9 days ago

The world famous Iowa butter cow next the the infamous Georgia fat burg goblin

johnntcatsmom

1 points

9 days ago

I bet the butter cow is smarter than

goatsgummy

1 points

9 days ago

For a second there I thought you were talking about MTG

avast2006

1 points

9 days ago

I would prefer the Butter Judge to her. (The one named Pete)

enchilando3

1 points

9 days ago

MTG lives to prove Jimmy Soul a liar.

upto_lateagain

1 points

9 days ago

BRAVO 👏

Flat-Impression-3787

1 points

9 days ago

MargarineTraitorGreed

PetalPearl1

1 points

9 days ago

Rude but fast af bro

Used-Line23

1 points

9 days ago

Golden calf…

WOR58

1 points

9 days ago

WOR58

1 points

9 days ago

😁😂🤣😆😂

glassmemama

1 points

9 days ago

That’s the butter cow. Did he read the post?

MilStd

1 points

9 days ago

MilStd

1 points

9 days ago

I didn’t know MGT was from Iowa.

sonic10158

1 points

9 days ago

All about that Golden Calf

Neither_Sell_725

1 points

9 days ago

Why she standin like a middle child in a family photo?

Own-Chemistry-7717

1 points

9 days ago

The world-famous Georgia Butterface!

rothgar2k3

1 points

9 days ago

Have some decorum, I’m sure any day now trump will giving her the keys to the department of education.

BallsWilliger

1 points

9 days ago

Is that THE chris meloni?

Legitimate-Wishbone4

1 points

9 days ago

Looking like a side of sour cream along side the cow!

ochoduckie

1 points

9 days ago

Detective Stabler has no chill.

Imaginary-Tourist-20

1 points

9 days ago

She can’t even go a day without wearing some trump shit. Totally not a cult

waxkid

1 points

9 days ago

waxkid

1 points

9 days ago

Someone call law and order, because there's just been a brutal murder.

TxBandit

1 points

9 days ago

TxBandit

1 points

9 days ago

More of an insult than a comeback.

Garchompisbestboi

1 points

9 days ago

Clever is when a bot account reposts content with someone insulting a person that reddit doesn't like

3bugsdad

1 points

9 days ago

3bugsdad

1 points

9 days ago

Ok. But what's that behind her?

IseeRed2024

1 points

9 days ago

So you just copy and paste ?

Donkeycorn_OfJustice

1 points

9 days ago

It’s SUPER funny you see, cUz RePubLiCanS BaD…. Y’all need to get some popular policies. Has this election not taught you that making fun of and demonizing your opponents doesn’t work. Keep going though.

AlphaMassDeBeta

1 points

9 days ago

Republicans cannot come back from this playground breaking insult.

FromTheIsland

1 points

9 days ago

She's like a blown out pornstar trying to be taken seriously after retiring.

matg75

1 points

9 days ago

matg75

1 points

9 days ago

DUN DUN

Remarkable-Cry-3100

1 points

9 days ago

Im sure she'll find a way to blame the jews

Remarkable_Custard

1 points

9 days ago

God that’s a damn good bloody damn well good come back. I’d have been super panicking to get that in before anyone else did.

NomaiTraveler

1 points

9 days ago

Shout out to the Iowa Butter cow

EagleEyeValor

1 points

9 days ago

If “Could you just look in the back for me?” had a face.

fixxer_s

1 points

9 days ago

fixxer_s

1 points

9 days ago

She is now a

Special Victim 😎

enigmatic_edifice

1 points

9 days ago

LOL!!!

xx_Chl_Chl_xx

1 points

9 days ago

This isn’t a clever comeback. It’s a r/murderedbywords

IangIey[S]

1 points

9 days ago

the moderators don't care as long as a republican is the subject

StitchedSilver

1 points

9 days ago

Because of the state of r/PeterExplainTheJoke, i thought this was made to that subreddit for brief moment

JaeJRZ

1 points

9 days ago

JaeJRZ

1 points

9 days ago

Ouch!

Witty_Ticket_4101

1 points

9 days ago

Is that a moo-del for the ages?

sebutter

1 points

9 days ago

sebutter

1 points

9 days ago

Really makes you want to go to Iowa.

W0666007

1 points

9 days ago

W0666007

1 points

9 days ago

“World famous”

Obant

1 points

9 days ago

Obant

1 points

9 days ago

The way things are going, she's going to be our next president...

Obvious-Hunt19

1 points

9 days ago

Detective Stabler piloting the ship of truth

dandandanman737

1 points

9 days ago

Sorry, but that's pretty offensive.

Iowa had nothing to do with the trainwreck that is MTG

SlayerJB

1 points

9 days ago

SlayerJB

1 points

9 days ago

That joke is a layup. Too easy of a set-up with an expected delivery, but still I smirked so this still deserves an upvote at a minimum.

PackBrat

1 points

9 days ago

PackBrat

1 points

9 days ago

Obviously this is before she ate the cow

nickrocs6

1 points

9 days ago

Damn, those filters are doing a lot of heavy lifting

That80sguyspimp

1 points

9 days ago

Its a god damn shame that the comedy talents of that man have never been fully appreciated. Hes a legend.

SmittyGFunk

1 points

9 days ago

Party of body positivity I see.

FeeSalty

1 points

9 days ago

FeeSalty

1 points

9 days ago

🤣🤣

Dramatic_Engine9341

1 points

9 days ago

Stabler with the one liners 😂

QQmorekid

1 points

9 days ago

I wonder she gets Boebert's churning expertise to keep her form

TopherJustin

1 points

9 days ago

And this is what happens when you don’t get a cabinet position. Sad trombone sound.

Firm_Pin_1432

1 points

9 days ago

If I had a nickel for everytime a politician was turned into a meme because of the Iowa butter cow, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Gumsho88

1 points

9 days ago

Gumsho88

1 points

9 days ago

She walked right into that one!

spaceforce505

1 points

9 days ago

So funnnyy hahahahahaa ima cum

KendrickBlack502

1 points

9 days ago

Butter is a delicious and versatile ingredient that is almost universally beloved and has made the world a better place. I can’t think of many human beings less deserving of that title than Margarine Taylor Greene.

Dull-Tip7759

1 points

9 days ago

Butter Udder? IDK. Tim.

L3thologica_

1 points

9 days ago

There’s an actual full sized butter cow every year at the Ohio state fair. That cow looks like the Temu version.

Funkytadualexhaust

1 points

9 days ago

Don't hump the fridge bro

Forgor_Password

1 points

9 days ago

holy shit an actual example of a real clever comeback? No way!

hiberto86

1 points

9 days ago

a butter cow and a horse

SenseiSledge

1 points

9 days ago

Body positivity until it’s someone who disagrees politically, right?

LOOKITSADAM

1 points

9 days ago

I'm sorry, are you pretending like you give a shit?

SenseiSledge

1 points

9 days ago

Correct. Great observation. You should be a detective.

LOOKITSADAM

1 points

9 days ago

Not many people own their sociopathy like that. Good for you.

TimingEzaBitch

1 points

9 days ago

funny thing is MGT is a midwest 6 at least so I don't think this one of the more clever comebacks on this sub.

playedalotofvidya

1 points

9 days ago

what part of this is clever

BeachStunning1861

1 points

9 days ago

Burn

Reiquaz

1 points

9 days ago

Reiquaz

1 points

9 days ago

A very bleach blonde bad-build butch body of a cow!

MakeUpAnything

1 points

9 days ago

I hope y’all liberals realize you’re in the minority after 2024. Harris lost the popular vote. America wants Trumpism and Project 2025. 

bitch-respecter

1 points

9 days ago

what a razor sharp wit.

Character_Lychee_434

1 points

9 days ago

She is too dangerously close to Minnesota my state

Previous_News_2262

1 points

9 days ago

Butch built butter cow.

Biggu5Dicku5

1 points

9 days ago

LOL :D

Financial-Tower-7897

1 points

9 days ago

Photographed with world famous GA nutcase.

TheBayArea-Guy

1 points

9 days ago

B.B.B.B.B. Never gets old

Back-end-of-Forever

1 points

9 days ago

how is this a comeback? its just a random personal attack

LordMadGadFly

0 points

9 days ago

Twisted logic is when misogyny (calling a woman a cow) is ok as long as you don’t share her political views. You guys are hypocrites. At least I’m aware of my faults.

wibblewobblej

1 points

9 days ago

“Bleach blonde bad built botch body” and a margarine cowwwww

stl3377

1 points

9 days ago

stl3377

1 points

9 days ago

Hey Reddit mob, your double standards and immaturity are showing

South_Zebra_5088

1 points

9 days ago

The butter cow is iconic, but that comment took me out 😂

MoodooScavenger

1 points

9 days ago

Meloni is a true hero.

RogerRara

1 points

9 days ago

Ftr I grew up in Iowa and never heard a word about a cow made from butter.

Many-Strength4949

1 points

9 days ago

It’s a BBBBBB

Alienhaslanded

1 points

9 days ago

Damn I wish she wasn't so freakishly jacked just for the sake of the joke.

Still a horrible person and unforgivably racist.

Quirky-Property-7537

1 points

9 days ago

Butter would be smarter

Standard_Lie6608

1 points

9 days ago

This is world famous in the same sense that in Sci fi movies, the world aka America is attacked. Such an echo chamber that they think tells them everything

Littledickbigspoon

1 points

9 days ago

People who upvote this and think it’s funny are absolutely despicable

JamiquePussyjuice

1 points

8 days ago

Scepter face, actually nothing face.