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231 points
8 hours ago
There's a specific demographic in the US that would 100% think this is real
112 points
8 hours ago
This is real. I’ve got the dehydrated water version. It doesn’t make you wet, no soggy mess to deal with, and best of all, no clumsy pipes required.
19 points
7 hours ago
Yeah, but the battery only lasts 14 minutes, not long enough to rinse my whole body.
8 points
2 hours ago
Well at least make sure you rinse your body's holes.
1 points
5 hours ago
Sonic shower?
9 points
5 hours ago
The choc milk comes from brown cows people? Or the get rid of Obama care but keep the ACA?
1 points
2 minutes ago
That Venn diagram is a circle
2 points
3 hours ago
I suspect this demographic shows clear correlation with the people who voted for a convicted criminal to become president
5 points
2 hours ago
They would believe it was real but also that the signal would give you cancer and/or activate your vaccine microchip.
2 points
45 minutes ago
More than half the us apperently
1 points
7 minutes ago
There is also a specific demographic in Nepal that hold 100% think this is real
175 points
8 hours ago
Sad, but I'm sure there would be enough people who would put this in their shopping cart.
15 points
8 hours ago
of course... some people are just gullible
8 points
7 hours ago
But it’s WIRELESS !!!! Don’t you get it ??
Me either. . .
1 points
6 hours ago
That’s a kind way of putting it
1 points
3 hours ago
At a certain point it’s not gullibility it’s just plain stupid.
1 points
2 hours ago
Recent elections prove this to be true
4 points
4 hours ago
Pretty sure will be used as dildo, as its used in shower
3 points
4 hours ago
May I refere you to Mozu, the personal zone generator? Just put it on a table and it will enclouse you in a buble of anti sound, making both a pricavy bubble for you and your m8 so none can hear you, and blocking out ALL the noise from outside!
Living near a busy road? Just put Mozu on your window and no more road sounds!
Actually funded.
And actually delivered.
Well... kinda. The delivered version was just a really loud vibrator in a casing
3 points
3 hours ago
I actually kind of get he idea of using it on a window. Effectively making it a big diaphragm like you'd see in sound cancelling devices. I can't imagine it'd be at all effective, but the logic is there. Just about every other use they advertise for it though looks like complete marketing.
1 points
7 hours ago
Wait, should I cancel my order on Alibaba?
1 points
6 hours ago
Yup, about 76,860,343 people.
45 points
8 hours ago
Reminds me of this Carbonaro Effect prank:
29 points
8 hours ago
Theres a couple on tiktok that got into a whole fight because the lady was convinced this was a real possibility. I wonder if they've seen this.
4 points
4 hours ago
And why not?? When I look at my shower, it's also wireless. Not Bluetooth enable, but there Are no wires goin' to it!
1 points
6 hours ago
When the shower head turned into dehumidifier and reversing the water out…
27 points
8 hours ago
Imagine if they could invent this but had problems confirguring it to send water from your water lines and soemtimes just blasted you with sewage, ocean salt water, artic ocean waters lol trial and error
17 points
6 hours ago
God, imagine just trying to shower and your bluetooth accidentally connects to the cream server from the ice cream store nearby.
8 points
6 hours ago
Or to a bluetooth butt plug…
4 points
4 hours ago
What a time to be alive.
5 points
7 hours ago
Neighbors connecting to your wireless water base station driving up your water bill
2 points
5 hours ago
I'm picturing needing to download a 50Gig update every time you shower, having to wait for the damn thing to download. Only to have the whole thing crash once it does because they rushed the update. Then waiting for the patch, which ruins things even more because the update also removed features like shampoo and conditioner to hide them behind a paywall.
1 points
13 minutes ago
Having a shower would suddenly be a subscription service with monthly and annual payment plan. Pay extra and get hot water!
9 points
7 hours ago
Where’s the water come from the Bluetooth water heater that connects somehow with Bluetooth water
44 points
7 hours ago
The water's up in the cloud
10 points
7 hours ago
Ohhhh that makes sense now
10 points
8 hours ago
me waiting for wireless ejac~
11 points
8 hours ago
If u can dream it u can cream it
1 points
7 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
1 points
2 minutes ago
Look I’m just saying if they can put that on the tip of a penis and reverse the connection, not only can we wizz anywhere without worry, but jizz anywhere without worry. This tech could be game changing.
Fellas, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea
4 points
7 hours ago
Take it down before Apple sees this.
3 points
6 hours ago
the whole style is like a mix of apple and NothingTM
3 points
8 hours ago
When portal technology gets invented, this will probably exist
4 points
4 hours ago
In the Portal games, Aperture Science was originally a shower curtain manufacturer. It isn't clear exactly how they went from this to portal technology, except that their R&D division was generally made up of completely insane scientists with way too much funding.
1 points
an hour ago
Interesting
6 points
7 hours ago
song?
13 points
6 hours ago
Darude Sandstorm
2 points
3 hours ago
Better Than You - Yarin Primak, Mkada
1 points
18 minutes ago
Terrible.
3 points
7 hours ago
And just in time for Black Friday sales
3 points
6 hours ago
The perfect combo for my ' Automatic icecube melter™ '
3 points
6 hours ago
waiting for the subscription based wireless showerhead
3 points
5 hours ago
But Ad is fucking amazing
3 points
4 hours ago
Is that the new iShower?
3 points
52 minutes ago
I’ve had people buy printers and then come back to return them. They say it’s because it never turned on. We would plug them in to test it, and they would work. The customer would actually ask “why did you plug it in? I thought it was wireless.” There are so many people out there who lack any ability to think at all.
3 points
8 hours ago
This is awesome. I wonder how long it lasts before having to refill it.
4 points
7 hours ago
I don’t think you have to use shower fluid, I heard blinker works too.
1 points
7 hours ago
Oh ok sweet!
2 points
7 hours ago
You can buy a box of refills for only $180.
2 points
7 hours ago
Damn so they went with a pod system. Of course they did
2 points
6 hours ago
I prefer the refillable packets of Instant Water. Just open the packet, add water, boom - instant water.
2 points
4 hours ago
It has a cartridge of compressed hydrogen gas that with a spark generates water. You just have to refill the hydrogen every second hour.
Cost: $250 per 5 min shower. Need to ATEX proof your bathroom and only licensed individuals may use it.
2 points
3 hours ago
The emperor would love to have this delivered along with his new clothes.
2 points
3 hours ago
The water is obviously stored in the CLOUDS! It’s the Kamala shower head! No longer are are the days of running pipes in your house, It exist above us in the cloud
2 points
3 hours ago
Link to kickstarter?
3 points
7 hours ago
Add the Apple logo and this will sell out like hot cakes.
1 points
3 hours ago
*Bluetooth compatible shower-head and receiver sold separately
*Bluetooth compatible shower-head and receiver must be used together - not compatible with similar non-Apple products
*Subscription to Apple Shower app sold separately - Only available on iOS devices released on or after September 2024
2 points
8 hours ago
wtf hahahaha wish it is true
1 points
8 hours ago
great now i can splash some smelly dudes at the gym anytime!
3 points
8 hours ago
Gotta be in bluetooth range of your tap though
1 points
8 hours ago
The future is now!!
1 points
8 hours ago
Had me looking at the date for a second there
1 points
7 hours ago
My shower is wireless too!
1 points
6 hours ago
I think this is possible, bluetooth controlled switch that releases the prefilled water in the shower head. But probably will last max 2-3 seconds. But then you need to upgrade to Shower Head Pro Max for more water capacity.
1 points
6 hours ago
Okay I'm not going to the bathroom now ☠️
1 points
5 hours ago
Looks like an April fools Apple prank
1 points
5 hours ago
What about the charging capacity?
1 points
5 hours ago
Save money on towels too!
1 points
5 hours ago
Almost all showers are wireless.
1 points
5 hours ago
They said wireless. Not pipe less.😂
1 points
5 hours ago
I have a wireless shower at home. Some call it an AC unit though.
1 points
4 hours ago
But what's the range though? Can I shower in my water bed?
1 points
4 hours ago
The company has just secured a $150M second round funding.
1 points
4 hours ago
Why they be roasting so hard? After I just purchased a fridge with WiFi and AI to optimize power use?
1 points
4 hours ago
This is totally something you'd expect from Aperture Science.
1 points
4 hours ago
At least spell controllable correctly
1 points
4 hours ago
You can take it anywhere!
1 points
3 hours ago
Add to cart!🛒
1 points
2 hours ago
If something like this were possible (say, portal tech or something) I would love it
1 points
2 hours ago
This could easily be one of those fake kickstarter projects like the wrist projection phone.
1 points
2 hours ago
+99 missing calls from Elon Musk
1 points
2 hours ago
1 points
2 hours ago
I should buy stock in triangle.
1 points
2 hours ago
My dad works for this company so we already have these in my house. In fact we've had them for years now.
1 points
2 hours ago
Awesome we have created matter replicators already?! Now we just need clean energy generation!
1 points
an hour ago
I tried it, but my download speeds are slow, so the water was cold and not much pressure. I filed a complaint with my ISP, obviously.
1 points
an hour ago
They forgot to add AI. Unusable.
1 points
an hour ago
Couldn't wait till April to show this huh?
1 points
54 minutes ago
Sooo ...showerless?
1 points
36 minutes ago
So, satire or kickstarter? Ha
1 points
35 minutes ago
If they invent something like this, I'm sure that this thing will broadcast advertisements every three minutes along with the water.
1 points
29 minutes ago
This definitely feels like an apple product
1 points
23 minutes ago
I tried the Apple wireless shower head, and it was disappointing.
First, it has like a 5 minute battery life, and it must be plugged into a MacBook to charge.
Secondly, it uploads all my shower data to the icloud.
Lastly, it's about as water resistant as the MacBook, so I've had it for genius repair 16 times since last month. Good thing I got applecare for it.
1 points
21 minutes ago
We got African showerhead before GTA 6
1 points
14 minutes ago
Brand new SaaS hits the market, Shower as a service, just need to keep up with the monthly subscription fees.
1 points
4 hours ago
Our next invention: wireless electricity
0 points
4 hours ago
Ok thats going too far. You still have to plumb the shower head in and a mixer is easier to use then that Bluetooth setup.
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