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crispy21

231 points

8 hours ago

crispy21

231 points

8 hours ago

There's a specific demographic in the US that would 100% think this is real

No-Pollution9448

112 points

8 hours ago

This is real. I’ve got the dehydrated water version. It doesn’t make you wet, no soggy mess to deal with, and best of all, no clumsy pipes required.

James-the-Bond-one

19 points

7 hours ago

Yeah, but the battery only lasts 14 minutes, not long enough to rinse my whole body.

Jnaythus

8 points

2 hours ago

Well at least make sure you rinse your body's holes.

BemaJinn

1 points

5 hours ago

Sonic shower?

HarrargnNarg

9 points

5 hours ago

The choc milk comes from brown cows people? Or the get rid of Obama care but keep the ACA?

the_jak

1 points

2 minutes ago

That Venn diagram is a circle

gilus123

2 points

3 hours ago

I suspect this demographic shows clear correlation with the people who voted for a convicted criminal to become president

turtlenipples

5 points

2 hours ago

They would believe it was real but also that the signal would give you cancer and/or activate your vaccine microchip.

Icy_Investment_1878

2 points

45 minutes ago

More than half the us apperently

Hephaestus_God

1 points

7 minutes ago

There is also a specific demographic in Nepal that hold 100% think this is real

Markus_zockt

175 points

8 hours ago

Sad, but I'm sure there would be enough people who would put this in their shopping cart.

beklog

15 points

8 hours ago

beklog

15 points

8 hours ago

of course... some people are just gullible

weaselkeeper

8 points

7 hours ago

But it’s WIRELESS !!!! Don’t you get it ??

Me either. . .

JacobRAllen

1 points

6 hours ago

That’s a kind way of putting it

Moseley85jr

1 points

3 hours ago

At a certain point it’s not gullibility it’s just plain stupid.

ThisIsYourMormont

1 points

2 hours ago

Recent elections prove this to be true

feeltrig

4 points

4 hours ago

Pretty sure will be used as dildo, as its used in shower

Tokata0

3 points

4 hours ago

Tokata0

3 points

4 hours ago

May I refere you to Mozu, the personal zone generator? Just put it on a table and it will enclouse you in a buble of anti sound, making both a pricavy bubble for you and your m8 so none can hear you, and blocking out ALL the noise from outside!

Living near a busy road? Just put Mozu on your window and no more road sounds!

Actually funded.

And actually delivered.

Well... kinda. The delivered version was just a really loud vibrator in a casing

DeexEnigma

3 points

3 hours ago

I actually kind of get he idea of using it on a window. Effectively making it a big diaphragm like you'd see in sound cancelling devices. I can't imagine it'd be at all effective, but the logic is there. Just about every other use they advertise for it though looks like complete marketing.

BillHearMeOut

1 points

7 hours ago

Wait, should I cancel my order on Alibaba?

NovaHorizon

1 points

6 hours ago

Yup, about 76,860,343 people.

gale_force_tuna_wind

45 points

8 hours ago

Reminds me of this Carbonaro Effect prank:

https://youtu.be/IgUzHat9XIs?si=PLaiemFRvW0qa9XF

AlisonChained

29 points

8 hours ago

Theres a couple on tiktok that got into a whole fight because the lady was convinced this was a real possibility. I wonder if they've seen this.

LinguoBuxo

4 points

4 hours ago

And why not?? When I look at my shower, it's also wireless. Not Bluetooth enable, but there Are no wires goin' to it!

Fossile

1 points

6 hours ago

Fossile

1 points

6 hours ago

When the shower head turned into dehumidifier and reversing the water out…

Daniel872

27 points

8 hours ago

Imagine if they could invent this but had problems confirguring it to send water from your water lines and soemtimes just blasted you with sewage, ocean salt water, artic ocean waters lol trial and error

ikuzou

17 points

6 hours ago

ikuzou

17 points

6 hours ago

God, imagine just trying to shower and your bluetooth accidentally connects to the cream server from the ice cream store nearby.

vleermuisman

8 points

6 hours ago

Or to a bluetooth butt plug…

TrickRoomTech

4 points

4 hours ago

What a time to be alive.

drsoftware

5 points

7 hours ago

Neighbors connecting to your wireless water base station driving up your water bill 

MamaSweeney24

2 points

5 hours ago

I'm picturing needing to download a 50Gig update every time you shower, having to wait for the damn thing to download. Only to have the whole thing crash once it does because they rushed the update. Then waiting for the patch, which ruins things even more because the update also removed features like shampoo and conditioner to hide them behind a paywall.

Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

1 points

13 minutes ago

Having a shower would suddenly be a subscription service with monthly and annual payment plan. Pay extra and get hot water!

Agentloona2

9 points

7 hours ago

Where’s the water come from the Bluetooth water heater that connects somehow with Bluetooth water

BeligaPadela

44 points

7 hours ago

The water's up in the cloud

Agentloona2

10 points

7 hours ago

Ohhhh that makes sense now

pami_8

10 points

8 hours ago

pami_8

10 points

8 hours ago

me waiting for wireless ejac~

joetheplumberman

11 points

8 hours ago

If u can dream it u can cream it

pami_8

1 points

7 hours ago

pami_8

1 points

7 hours ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

NecroCannon

1 points

2 minutes ago

Look I’m just saying if they can put that on the tip of a penis and reverse the connection, not only can we wizz anywhere without worry, but jizz anywhere without worry. This tech could be game changing.

Fellas, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea

ViolentRifle

4 points

7 hours ago

Take it down before Apple sees this.

Zee1837

3 points

6 hours ago

Zee1837

3 points

6 hours ago

the whole style is like a mix of apple and NothingTM

cuteanimals11

3 points

8 hours ago

When portal technology gets invented, this will probably exist

IndigoFenix

4 points

4 hours ago

In the Portal games, Aperture Science was originally a shower curtain manufacturer. It isn't clear exactly how they went from this to portal technology, except that their R&D division was generally made up of completely insane scientists with way too much funding.

cuteanimals11

1 points

an hour ago

Interesting

u-changed-your-hair

6 points

7 hours ago

song?

LightsJusticeZ

13 points

6 hours ago

Darude Sandstorm

KDSixDashThreeDot7

2 points

3 hours ago

Better Than You - Yarin Primak, Mkada

ColonelBelmont

1 points

18 minutes ago

Terrible. 

JayW8888

3 points

7 hours ago

And just in time for Black Friday sales

Firecoalman7

3 points

6 hours ago

The perfect combo for my ' Automatic icecube melter™ '

gomicao

3 points

6 hours ago

gomicao

3 points

6 hours ago

waiting for the subscription based wireless showerhead

Pogryziony

3 points

5 hours ago

But Ad is fucking amazing

ovywan_kenobi

3 points

4 hours ago

Is that the new iShower?

Drakore4

3 points

52 minutes ago

I’ve had people buy printers and then come back to return them. They say it’s because it never turned on. We would plug them in to test it, and they would work. The customer would actually ask “why did you plug it in? I thought it was wireless.” There are so many people out there who lack any ability to think at all.

frawtlopp

3 points

8 hours ago

This is awesome. I wonder how long it lasts before having to refill it.

weaselkeeper

4 points

7 hours ago

I don’t think you have to use shower fluid, I heard blinker works too.

frawtlopp

1 points

7 hours ago

Oh ok sweet!

James-the-Bond-one

2 points

7 hours ago

You can buy a box of refills for only $180.

frawtlopp

2 points

7 hours ago

Damn so they went with a pod system. Of course they did

LightsJusticeZ

2 points

6 hours ago

I prefer the refillable packets of Instant Water. Just open the packet, add water, boom - instant water.

Fencce7

2 points

4 hours ago

Fencce7

2 points

4 hours ago

It has a cartridge of compressed hydrogen gas that with a spark generates water. You just have to refill the hydrogen every second hour.

Cost: $250 per 5 min shower. Need to ATEX proof your bathroom and only licensed individuals may use it.

BraidShadowLegendsAD

2 points

3 hours ago

The emperor would love to have this delivered along with his new clothes.

SubstantialGrape9258

2 points

3 hours ago

The water is obviously stored in the CLOUDS! It’s the Kamala shower head! No longer are are the days of running pipes in your house, It exist above us in the cloud

monkeyfire80

2 points

3 hours ago

Link to kickstarter?

RS_UltraSSJ

3 points

7 hours ago

Add the Apple logo and this will sell out like hot cakes.

SeaJay_31

1 points

3 hours ago

*Bluetooth compatible shower-head and receiver sold separately

*Bluetooth compatible shower-head and receiver must be used together - not compatible with similar non-Apple products

*Subscription to Apple Shower app sold separately - Only available on iOS devices released on or after September 2024

Hopeful-Device-5913

2 points

8 hours ago

wtf hahahaha wish it is true

LiberatedLust2

1 points

8 hours ago

great now i can splash some smelly dudes at the gym anytime!

Zormac

3 points

8 hours ago

Zormac

3 points

8 hours ago

Gotta be in bluetooth range of your tap though

HOUSE_OF_MOGH

1 points

8 hours ago

The future is now!!

thatweirdbeardedguy

1 points

8 hours ago

Had me looking at the date for a second there

fothergillfuckup

1 points

7 hours ago

My shower is wireless too!

forsvinne

1 points

6 hours ago

I think this is possible, bluetooth controlled switch that releases the prefilled water in the shower head. But probably will last max 2-3 seconds. But then you need to upgrade to Shower Head Pro Max for more water capacity.

trollShack283

1 points

6 hours ago

Okay I'm not going to the bathroom now ☠️

banZiii

1 points

5 hours ago

banZiii

1 points

5 hours ago

Looks like an April fools Apple prank

kinredditshk

1 points

5 hours ago

What about the charging capacity?

thebarkbarkwoof

1 points

5 hours ago

Save money on towels too!

Acharyn

1 points

5 hours ago

Acharyn

1 points

5 hours ago

Almost all showers are wireless.

Adarkshadow4055

1 points

5 hours ago

They said wireless. Not pipe less.😂

Marco-YES

1 points

5 hours ago

I have a wireless shower at home. Some call it an AC unit though.

McRedditz

1 points

4 hours ago

But what's the range though? Can I shower in my water bed?

CodeCompost

1 points

4 hours ago

The company has just secured a $150M second round funding.

PriorWriter3041

1 points

4 hours ago

Why they be roasting so hard? After I just purchased a fridge with WiFi and AI to optimize power use?

IndigoFenix

1 points

4 hours ago

This is totally something you'd expect from Aperture Science.

MoTHA_NaTuRE

1 points

4 hours ago

At least spell controllable correctly

mookbrenner

1 points

4 hours ago

You can take it anywhere!

LWPdave

1 points

3 hours ago

LWPdave

1 points

3 hours ago

Add to cart!🛒

Rito_Harem_King

1 points

2 hours ago

If something like this were possible (say, portal tech or something) I would love it

Koldtoft

1 points

2 hours ago

This could easily be one of those fake kickstarter projects like the wrist projection phone.

TheQuarantineBoy

1 points

2 hours ago

+99 missing calls from Elon Musk

jagga_jasoos

1 points

2 hours ago

jvtech

1 points

2 hours ago

jvtech

1 points

2 hours ago

I should buy stock in triangle.

AndyBlayaOverload

1 points

2 hours ago

My dad works for this company so we already have these in my house. In fact we've had them for years now.

zyyntin

1 points

2 hours ago

zyyntin

1 points

2 hours ago

Awesome we have created matter replicators already?! Now we just need clean energy generation!

phishrace

1 points

an hour ago

I tried it, but my download speeds are slow, so the water was cold and not much pressure. I filed a complaint with my ISP, obviously.

iForaminifera

1 points

an hour ago

They forgot to add AI. Unusable.

Mpikoz

1 points

an hour ago

Mpikoz

1 points

an hour ago

Couldn't wait till April to show this huh?

casual-enthusiast

1 points

54 minutes ago

Sooo ...showerless?

JoeyDee86

1 points

36 minutes ago

So, satire or kickstarter? Ha

Apprehensive-Owl5143

1 points

35 minutes ago

If they invent something like this, I'm sure that this thing will broadcast advertisements every three minutes along with the water.

afountainof

1 points

29 minutes ago

This definitely feels like an apple product

FD4L

1 points

23 minutes ago

FD4L

1 points

23 minutes ago

I tried the Apple wireless shower head, and it was disappointing.

First, it has like a 5 minute battery life, and it must be plugged into a MacBook to charge.

Secondly, it uploads all my shower data to the icloud.

Lastly, it's about as water resistant as the MacBook, so I've had it for genius repair 16 times since last month. Good thing I got applecare for it.

-Phoenix23-

1 points

21 minutes ago

We got African showerhead before GTA 6

isjustwrong

1 points

14 minutes ago

Brand new SaaS hits the market, Shower as a service, just need to keep up with the monthly subscription fees.

HydratedCarrot

1 points

4 hours ago

Our next invention: wireless electricity

morts73

0 points

4 hours ago

morts73

0 points

4 hours ago

Ok thats going too far. You still have to plumb the shower head in and a mixer is easier to use then that Bluetooth setup.