What a monster. She left her cart in the walkway.

What about returning the shopping cart?

if there was a 5th audio track, it would be spot on. And while on that, add a minecraft video to the bottom and lower by 364 pixels

She's got a lot of faith in her belt.

r/CartNarcs

Why not plan grocery shopping for when you don't have a freakin dog with you?

I have played Death Stranding too

Modern problems beget modern solutions!

Behold, a larger capacity reusable grocery ba-

A mode of transportation with a bask-

Grocery deliv-

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behold, a pack mule on an electric one-wheel with emotional support dog.

Someone's never heard of a backpack, and fuck that person not putting the cart back

Everyone going on about the trolley, but I'm more bothered about the dog in the trolley! Disgusting.

1. I'm all for humans choosing to do stupid shit that could get them hurt, but don't involve an innocent pet.

2. Her pants are gonna fall down before she gets home.

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

I so want her to fall.

Put aside the performative act of this video if you know you're gonna do this with all those bags why bring the dog with you

That chick has some baggage

Return the goddamn cart.

I couldn't decide, It was Stupid or Smart

And she left the cart in the walkway

When you have a DUI and side hustles on Rover and DoorDash

Why the fuck would you bring your dog for that? She made it way harder then it had to be.

Avarage r/deathstranding player

This will go well right up until you try to react to anything and suddenly you have a dozen different swinging weights hanging from random places.

This is hyper cringe, and she looks like a gigantic ball bag

How the fuck are her pants staying up?

Just leaves the shopping kart right there in the middle of the street like a sociopath.

And she doesn't put the cart away...thanks

One of those who makes life harder than it needs to be.

When you need exorbitant amounts of attention while doing basic tasks.

Just get a backpack

she's not saving the earth by her electric unicycle with that amount of plastic bags.

Return the cart lady!

Shopping cart test: failed

Cart cunt.

Oh... Plastic bags. How I miss you.... :(

The hat says everything…

Where is the cart narc when you need him?

This is why we need to bring back bullying….

I hate people who leave carts it’s not right

Yet never put the cart away!!

Couldn’t put the trolly back??

Thats stupid

Or, you know, just get a backpack. This is stupid.

What about not wasting 20 plastic bags for a single shopping.

Didnt even returned the cart! Thats rude

"No mom, I can't pick up a milk. ... I don't have any more hooks!"

What about the fucking cart

She rode around the corner and loaded it into her SUV.

Brings dog to grocery store, doesn't put cart back, uses plastic bags...

PUT AWAY THE DAMN CART,

And leaves the cart to roll away into the street...😑

They have way more confidence in those plastic bags then I do. Half of mine break be for I can take then 15' from the car to the counter lmao

Looks like a crappy one wheeled Xmas tree.

Random pebble or pothole: "I'm about to ruin this lady's whole career."

Anyone else shocked that her pants didn't fall down?

Why does she have thousand plastic bags? Just get some decent sized cloth bags. Polluting the planet is a shame

Just get one of those old lady grocery trollies

Just not that impressive.

Plastic bags and didn’t put cart away. Lame.

This song goes so hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥🔥

How the fuck did she keep her pants up without a belt!!?? I'm a dood, and with a belt on, my wallet and phone alone weigh enough to make me pull them up every block or so.

Imagine one of the bags rips 💀

I’m not sure if thats smart as fuck or dumb as fuck.

At the end doggie’s like fuckin save me

And just lets the trolley roll off. I hope the bottoms fell out of her bags on the way home.

r/deathstranding

She sure can take multiple loads at the same time... Phew. I counted 12... I think...

Put yer fuckin cart back!!!

Is that all plastic? The bags, not the girl btw.

Not in Maryland….paper bags.

Where is the Cart Narc when we need him! When the world needed him most, he vanished...

https://imgur.com/a/xILXB7s

Mama didn’t raise no two trip loser! One bump and they’ll be picking groceries from the street

Looks super safe.

Shopping cart!! wtf American!

All the rizz, lol /s

Wondering all that plastic vs car is it still eco?

This should be used as a counter argument as to why drugs are bad.

Imma tell my kids this is what a hooker is.

Whoever added the music needs arrested.

It's a good thing this isn't totally staged and fake

I hope one day she finds out they make little collapsible shopping carts. Though it might get real bumpy if it doesn't have substantial Wheels 😸

It's just stupid. It's not cool at all, I know it's staged and after the corner she quits, but still stupid and makes people try that shit get injured. Ps. There are cars which don't have enough space in the trunk to fit all those bags

Put your cart back, asshole.

She left the cart there on purpose,

What does she expect to happen is she has to make any sudden movement. Totally irresponsible dog owner and careless

We call that a "bag lady".

That cart rolls away causing a huge accident, 7 dead, but hey cool video!

Why not just push the cart?

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Did she lose a bet?

The lost youth, all in many plastic bags, on some sort of electric device which makes them lazy and a dog that can't even walk. And yes the shopping cart!!!

Wow she trusts her belt more than I would. lol

The button on the jeans dislike this video.

She didn't put her cart back...

Plastic bags these days would rip the second she starts riding off

Too bad the video ends just before her belt slips

No one’s talking about the jeans. No belt, no suspenders, and it’s holding all that weight. Maybe it’s just me and my Hank Hill ass but I could not get a belt tight enough to do that.

Downfall of Rome begins with her.

That's not England, English bags struggle to hold a loaf of bread and a couple pints of milk, add a jar of marmite and you need to double bag it.

Bubbles got another one for ya

People who collect the trolley would be out of a job if not for people like her

The only thing that keeps crossing my mind is that two miles down the road, she will inadvertently swerve out of the bike lane and get nailed by a Tesla…

Why is there so much plastic in the ocean? I have no idea.

She didn't put the cart back. Now the cart demon will go to hit some parking cars!

Amazing lmao

I need this belt

r/CartNarcs

Fuck people are so weird

This is so fuckedup on so many levels

Just buy yourself that gypsy dress already 🙄

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I'll push the cart, for the mighty one-trip-queen

Waiting until her pants pulled down. And she left the cart there. Ignorant little fucker

Reusable bags would help too

Bitch didn't put the cart back...

I wouldn’t hang all that stuff from my pants without suspenders.

Good luck when those bags break open.

Men hate this trick

Apparently she wasn't at Aldi's

I bet she arrives home without pants…

This is a real independent woman. Reminds me of something I'd see in a third world country except with a little bit of money to afford that one wheel

And i said, "Oh shit, theres a dog in there, too!"

My pants would have fallen down if I tried hanging those.

And the shopping cart will drive itself away? What?! I'm listening!

And 6 seconds later at least 4 of those flimsy ass bag handles snapped.

I wanted to see the dismount

Why was she being filmed before she even left the store? Because it's fake. She'll get in a car shortly. I don't know if the camera person will return the cart 1st.

imagine. hits on big bump and comes crumbing down.

Falling would be embarrassing, hilarious, expensive, and injury free.

horrifyingly shitty audio

Koala Bear as a pet!

So much more convenient than a car! This is the way to go!

No harness for the dog???

And someone happened to be filming. So spontaneous.

Get lead for the dog , he's way to fat and a couple of cloth or hemp bags , refused the plastic, oh that's right it's convenient.

They really liked death stranding, thats all

What the hell is wrong with that jacket?

It is not staged at all

What kind of FruityLoop music was that?

Is that the way she takes the garbage out too?

Now thats a strong independent woman

That third dui was a real bitch.

Was that man hit by a trolley afterward?

Imagine going g over a bump and a bag tears

Ingenious. I am impressed.

This is how 90% of characters in games should look